Chapter 19: The Emperor's Humiliation
This Zhang Fei is also in a hurry, Lu Bu died more than 20 years before Liu Bei......
In fact, they should have realized the change in things after they were reborn, but it may be based on their personal feelings for Liu Bei that caused their thinking to be a little confused.
I explained to Guan Yu the situation in front of me for a long time, and Guan Yu gradually calmed down, the fact is that this is the case, regardless of whether Liu Bei died at the end of his life or avenged Guan Yu's death, after all, more than a thousand years have passed, people will always die, no matter how hard Liu Xuande works, it is impossible to meet Guan Zhang and the two in modern times......
"Why is it that only me and my third brother have come back to life, but my eldest brother can't?"
I waved my hand at him: "Those who can leave me here are the kind that are not dead, and those who die are not up to standard, so yes, you basically can't see Liu Bei, but it's no problem for you to really miss him, Liu Bei's tomb is now well preserved, if you want to go to pay tribute, it's not a big problem, but I need to remind you, go to Wuhou Temple to see if it's okay, but you can't dig that tomb......"
After listening to what I said, Guan Yu fell into contemplation again, his expression was a little sad, probably because of his personality, on the surface he was quite calm, but his inner fluctuations had not completely calmed down.
When people are sad, I don't need to continue to talk crookedly, I was about to help Du Fu clean up, the door of the living room suddenly opened, and at the door, Yang Jian and Huang Shuhe walked in one after another.
These two bastards don't know where to go around, and when they enter the door, they are full of red faces, they should have encountered something good!
Yang Jian had already seen Guan Yu when he came in, and he probably recognized the identity of this person at a glance based on his knowledge, but speaking of which, his identity is much better than Guan Yu, and he has lived in the mortal world for thousands of years, and his mentality is quite peaceful, he didn't ask Guan Yu about it, and walked straight towards me: "Where did you go yesterday, why didn't you come back overnight?" ”
I don't plan to make public about the flood ruler now, and after a haha, I yelled at Huang Shuhe and said, "I went out to do something, by the way, you two went out together today?" ”
Yang Jian nodded: "Yes, don't I don't have a car, he came over in the morning, so I asked him to be a driver." ”
"Yes, now there is a driver to pick you up, by the way, I see you two with a happy face, what's the matter, have you picked up the money?"
Hearing me ask, Yang Jian clapped his hands hurriedly, and then said with a chicken thief on his face: "It's no different from picking up money, you are not there, that Huang Simeng came to look for you this morning, and brought one that I haven't seen before." ”
"Huang Simeng? How did she find me, and you didn't meet her, how did you know her? ”
"Dong Xiaoyan brought her here, she said that she couldn't get through to your phone yesterday, thinking that there was a problem with your mobile phone, and this morning she made a special trip to the house, but you were not there, so I asked her what was wrong, in fact, she didn't come for anything else, the first is to find you to improve the personnel information of the security team members, and the second is to bring people to measure the size of the security guards and prepare custom clothes, if I want me to say that the things that Dong Xiaoya got are indeed quite formal, and the security clothes are customized, which is rich and rich."
"Ordering a costume excites you like this? You haven't worn a uniform before, have you? "I don't believe it, what kind of person is Yang Jian! His character would certainly not be so happy because of such a trivial matter.
He waved his hand mysteriously, and then suddenly took out a stack of money from his pocket and put it in front of me: "Look what this is!" ”
I snatched the money and didn't move the seal on the head, don't think about it, it's 10,000 yuan!
"Damn, where did you get all that money?"
"Dong Xiaozhuan gave the money for the costume."
I was surprised: "There are few people in our security team, she gives more than 10,000 meanings!" Five hundred costumes plus a tip of nine thousand five? ”
Yang Jian grinned and gestured: "She ordered a total of 200,000 clothes!" I gave a deposit of 50,000 yuan today. ”
I was shocked: "What? Two hundred thousand! She's going to give our security team a golden armor......"
Yang Jian shook his head: "How is it possible, this money is definitely not only for the security team, that's the case, Huang Simeng originally came to find you, but you are not there, I have nothing to do to chat with them to pass the time, just thinking that you saved Dong Xiaozhuo before, Shuhe and his wife also happened to make clothes, and then I half-jokingly asked her to not flow into the fields of outsiders, and ordered clothes to find us, this person is very cold, she didn't say anything, but as soon as Dong Xiaozhuan heard that we had a way, he immediately asked Huang Simeng to count the styles and quantities of clothing needed, changed hands and approved us, the estimated funding is 200,000, which is all in my expectation, do you think, she should have been our favor, plus her family has a big business, what do you say is this money? Right! In the end, she didn't even say that she would go to Shuhe for a field trip to their clothing store, nor did she bargain, but just said the approximate requirements and paid the deposit, which can be regarded as solving our urgent need, and this 10,000 yuan is a kickback from Shuhe to us. ”
Co-authoring this 10,000 yuan is his idea again, this Yang Jian is also enough, selling other people's dogs, designing Fan Jian to provide a warehouse, and the three rounds of the underworld, plus the idea of playing Dong Xiaoya's clothing now, he has not been in vain in the mortal world for thousands of years, and his behavior also confirms the sentence that has always been buried in my heart - time is the best teacher, it educates us and stangles our souls at the same time, after a lot of experience, you will naturally understand!
I shook my fingers and was a little speechless: "What is good about you, the image of Erlang God in my mind has been completely subverted by you, but you have indeed solved the problem of no living expenses now, I don't know whether to despise your despicability or praise your wit......"
"Don't be in a hurry to praise me first, this is just the first thing we have done today, and there is one more thing that you are happier to listen to."
As soon as I heard that there was good news, I couldn't calm down, I didn't think that I was gone for a day, this good news came one after another, so that I now feel like I was dragging them back: "What's the matter, don't sell it and say it quickly." ”
Yang Jian smiled, and said to Wu Sangui: "I helped his daughter-in-law implement the work." ”
Chen Yuanyuan!
This surprised me a little, Chen Yuanyuan, as a generation of famous prostitutes, solved her work, why did she do it? Should Yang Jian be ready to let her go to the bar with her?
If that's the case, Wu Sangui still can't find him desperately......
I was about to ask what was going on, when the door of the living room was suddenly pushed open again, but it was Bai Qi and Zhu Houzhao who came in, and they had just been out for about 20 minutes.
"Why did you come back so soon?" I wondered.
Zhu Houzhao didn't answer, he found a place to sit down, and then lowered his head and sulked with him, I looked at it and suddenly found that there were a few red marks on his face, it looked like he had been slapped by someone, I turned my head and stared at Bai Qi: "You beat him?" ”
Bai Qi shook his head: "Why did I beat him, I just took him to the farmers' market and let a woman beat him ......"
I frowned slightly, and blamed: "Why do you keep taking yourself as the emperor, your Ming Dynasty has been dead for hundreds of years, do you know?" I don't have to guess that I know, most of you go shopping and fall in love with a girl who wants to take advantage of others, and you end up being beaten, isn't that the case? ”
"Am I so filthy in your eyes?" Zhu Houzhao replied angrily, Yang Jian looked him up and down, and asked me, "Who is this person?" ”
I replied casually to Zhu Houzhao, and Yang Jian sneered: ", Ming Wuzong, isn't this a mature woman madman...... It's good that you didn't do that woman on the spot because of your virtue, who is dirty if you're not dirty? ”
He didn't look at himself either, he would come to everything when he was kidnapped, and he was embarrassed to say that people were ......
When Zhu Houzhao heard Yang Jian say this, infinite grievances immediately appeared in his eyes: "I really didn't have the idea of beating that woman today." ”
"Yes, I'll prove to him that he really didn't have the idea of hitting that woman." With a white face of justice, he immediately added: "That woman is so ugly that she can ward off evil spirits!" ”
"What's going on, are you laughing at people's parents for not looking good?"
Zhu Houzhao buried his head and didn't speak, this was really angry, I turned my head to look at Bai Qi again, Bai Qi sighed: "Actually, he is also kind, just now we went to the market, there was a woman's things dropped, Xiao Zhu and I stepped forward to pick it up, that thing I looked at for a long time It seems to be a few pairs of cotton insoles, Xiao Zhu volunteered to send it to the woman, I didn't have that woman's temper was really bad, I gave two slaps on the backhand, and scolded the hooligan." ”
Yang Jian was speechless for a while: "The good people now can't be deserved, there are too many slanders, there is no morality at all, you are also asking for trouble, and you will pick up things in the future and get them back directly, it just so happens that I still lack insoles, how many sizes of insoles are there?" ”
"You can't wear that insole." As soon as I thought about how there was a girl with a bag of insoles, I said to the white: "Is the insole still wrapped in a layer of plastic?" ”
Bai Qi nodded: "That's right." ”
"Do you know what's written on it?"
Bai Qi raised his head and thought about it: "Recently, I still don't recognize all the simplified characters, as if there is a give-and-give or something." ”
I was speechless: "Give it to your sister, is it written on the top of the Hushu Bao......"
"It's kind of, what, isn't that thing a stepping stone?"
I couldn't help but laugh: "Of course not. ”
"What are you doing then?"
"Mending the sky......"
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Two more holes have been filled (to be continued.) )