What is the saying? I'm so angry that I'm a Buddha who has an accident and two Buddhas have an accident, 30,000 yuan! Although fifteen thousand are falsely returned, there is still fifteen thousand of my savings over the years, a fire burned all of them, where do I want to go tomorrow?

"What 30,000 dollars? Burn it, burn it, as for it? Bai Qi said lightly as he took the kitchen knife from my hand.

"Burn it, burn it! Uncle Bai, that money is the living expenses of all of us, and I have saved so much in my life......"

Bai Qi carried the knife with a blank face: "What do you mean?" Is 'money' the currency in circulation now? ”

I nodded yes, and Bai Qi continued: "All burned? What does that mean? ”

I didn't feel good and said, "What does it mean?" It means that you eat today, and tomorrow you can only eat grass......"

Bai Qi finally understood this time, only to see him stomp his feet violently and scold at Li Cunxiao: "Little rabbit cub, I will do the right thing for heaven now, and hack you to death, bastard." ”

I......

Seeing that we were making a fuss, Nezha and Lei Zhenzi couldn't ignore it, they were guards, so naturally they couldn't let Li Cunxiao die like this, so Lei Zhenzi stopped his waist and hugged the scolding Bai Qi, and said, "Say it well, let's not get excited." ”

"How do you say it? It's okay for you immortals not to eat, we have to be hungry because he is hungry, don't stop me, I can make do with him for a few days now." ”

Bai Qi was also confused......

"Hahahaha!" Li Cunxiao saw that we were making a lot of trouble, and he was not stupid, and he understood what the situation was when he heard it: "I never thought that I would burn your grain and grass crookedly, okay, good!" Come on, give me a good time, I am waiting for you starving ghosts on Huangquan Road. ”

Bai Qi was so angry that he was going to die: "Look at his virtue, should he be killed?" Don't stop me. ”

"What's the use of killing him? The money is gone anyway. As soon as Lei Zhenzi heard that You Heng finally said something this time, he couldn't help but have a trace of relief on his face, and said: "The mad god's words are reasonable, and it's useless to kill him, right?" Let's sum it up, and there's always a way. ”

You Heng didn't like to bury him, he reached out and took out a piece of cactus ball from it, and said: "I've thought of all the ways, it's too cheap to kill him, let's make a bench for him with this thing." ”

Li Cunxiao's face turned green when he heard it, this Youheng is too bad......

Under the persuasion of Nezha Lei Zhenzi, Bai Qi and I finally put away our thoughts of killing Li Cunxiao for the time being, but now this situation is really urgent for me, Li Cunxiao's fire not only burned my past, but even burned my future, now I have dozens of dollars in my pocket, and the dishes in the kitchen can't last two days, what should I do?

After thinking about it, if you want to solve this urgent need, you can only ask others to borrow money, but who can you borrow from? As a crumble, my friend can count it on his fingers.

Looking for parents?

Not to mention whether my parents have money to lend me, you say that I am twenty years old, how can I reach out to my parents to ask for money at this age? Of course, I can lie and say that I am in love, so that I can definitely get the money, but with the character of their two elders, maybe Ming'er will come to see the future daughter-in-law, where can I find a daughter-in-law for them? You can't let Nezha pretend to be a girl and say that she is a child daughter-in-law, right......

Huang Shuhe, who has the best relationship, is now squatting in the detention center to count flies, who else can he find? Li Chenghui! Forget it, it's a shame.

The Dong brothers and sisters are not suitable, although they are rich, but we have only known each other for a few days? There is no such thing.

Liushen flipped through the phone book, and after thinking for a long time, he really couldn't remember who to call, and he had dialed a few numbers before, and when he heard that he had borrowed money, there was either no signal, or he said, 'Why don't you call two days in advance, there was still a few days ago.' It's all a routine, people don't want to lend you money at all, who let me stay at home before, this favor, it's cold if I don't move around for a long time, and I'm just holding a thread like this, others have to wonder if you can repay the money you borrowed.

The phone book turned to the end, I finally found a master who might lend money, this person's surname is Ding, called Ding Fuqiang, is a junior high school classmate of mine, Huang Shuhe was in another school at that time, and in this school, the best relationship belongs to the two of us, at that time we often meet together to play, what to play? For example, spitting into the homeroom teacher's teacup, throwing firecrackers into the women's toilet or something, these are all trivial, the most awesome time is when we watched the homeroom teacher sleep on the podium during his lunch break, so the two of us bought a tube 502 and put his armpit hair sticky on the podium......

That's why our class didn't go to class that afternoon......

Although I haven't been in touch for a few years, I have always kept his number, and I heard that he has a company now, and he is mixing well.

He answered the phone after two rings, listening to the familiar voice in the microphone, I have mixed feelings, how can I borrow money?

"Hello, I'm Ding Fuqiang, who is it?"

Ding Fuqiang is becoming more and more mature, seeing people answer the phone, how polite he is, if he wants to change to Huang Shuhe, it must be 'grass mud horse, who's?' 'Opening the mouth is a foul mouth, this is the difference between a silk and a successful person.

"Me, Akiko."

"Akiko? Which Akiko? ”

I slapped my thigh: "Which other Mingzi, who has the most relationship with you in junior high school?" ”

"Yo!" Ding Fuqiang reacted immediately: "Jiang Xiaoming! Bunny, why did you change the phone again. ”

Ay! It is said that the silk is always changing the phone number, and before I can open my mouth, my identity has been exposed......

"I'm not coming to work in the provincial capital, roaming is too expensive, so I'll change a local number."

"No, the number you left before is from the provincial capital."

Ding Fuqiang exposed my lies with one sentence and made me ashamed like a monkey's ass.

"Well, let's not worry about the phone." Ding Fuqiang cleared his throat and continued: "Tell me about you, how have you been mixing in the past two years?" ”

Looking at the handful of change that I took out of my pocket, I wanted to cry without tears: "What else, make do with life." ”

"Impossible." Ding Fuqiang said in a tone of disbelief: "With your brain, how can you not mix well, I remember that once at a parent-teacher conference, your father praised you with my father." ”

Yo, my dad still complimented me?

"My dad compliments me? No, how can he boast? ”

"It seems that you got lost once when you were five years old, and you were abducted by traffickers, and finally you had an idea, pretending to be mentally handicapped, and later you were sent back by traffickers."

He said that I also remembered this, but it didn't seem to be a mentally retarded act at the time, but a performance in his true colors......

"You said that with your IQ, how could you not mix well, you are humble."

He has a ride to catch up with me, but I can't keep spending with him, I'm forgetful, and I will talk and forget about borrowing money.

"Actually...... Today I...... I'm looking for you today for something......"

Although I had a good relationship with him when I was a child, after all, I haven't been in touch for some years, and people still don't care about that period and can't say it well.

"What are you stammering, are you still embarrassed about our relationship? You don't want to borrow money when you're in trouble! ”

Ding Fuqiang is smart, he guessed it before I even opened my mouth, and went straight to the point, which made me feel a little embarrassed: "Yes...... It's difficult. ”

"Hey! That's it. Ding Fuqiang said in an indifferent tone: "You just say it, how much you borrow, just our relationship, I will definitely help you." ”

Seeing me calling, Bai Qi said on the side: "How did you talk to yourself? ”

I covered the microphone and whispered: "This is called a phone, I will explain it to you for a while, I am contacting a buddy of mine and asking him to borrow money." ”

Bai Qi looked at me as if he didn't understand: "Oh, then does he borrow it?" ”

"Borrow."

Bai Qi was relieved after hearing this: "Then your friend is quite reliable." ”

After talking to Bai Qi, I continued into the microphone: "Lao Ding, I want to ...... I think...... It's not convenient for you...... Give me 20,000 dollars. ”

"Convenient." Ding Fuqiang agreed without thinking about it: "As far as the relationship between you and me is concerned, let alone 20,000, 200,000 is also a matter for you to open your mouth." ”

It seems that Ding Fuqiang has really made a fortune in the past few years, his mouth is 200,000, and he is so happy that I am to death, I just wanted to give him a bank card number and repayment date, Ding Fuqiang suddenly changed his words, and said: "Ming'er, you take your real estate certificate to me to go through the procedures, I will lend you money at five cents of interest, and if you say 20,000, you will give me 1,000 interest per month......

Before he could finish speaking, I hung up the phone, this TM is too annoying, usury......

Seeing that I finished the call, Bai Qi was busy pulling my arm: "Mingzi, let me tell you, no matter when, those who can lend you money are real friends, and they can make friends for a lifetime." ”

I shook off his hand and said angrily: "It's still in the snow, don't talk to me about this useless ......"-

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The idiom of sending charcoal in the snow comes from the Song Dynasty, but for the plot of the novel, please don't get entangled, by the way, there is a new video of old wine in the book review area, everyone remember to take a look