Chapter 45: I'm Going to Kill You (End of Volume 1)
Li Cunxiao is Li Cunxiao, the master who can live for a hundred generations is not comparable to ordinary people, even if his hand is pierced like a TM hedgehog, people are stunned and don't say a word!
With the cooperation of Yang Jian and Lei Zhenzi, this behemoth was finally subdued, to say that this anesthetic needle is really magical, listening to Yang Jian say that it seems to be called a phenol, it works very quickly, and he wakes up quickly, and when Li Cunxiao opens his eyes again, he has been tied up and thrown in the corner.
"Since you have been captured by a few of your rats, if you want to kill or chop, listen to it."
Li Cunxiao is also a proud person, just a general like him who takes the lead in the soldier is playing with his life as a daily life, people are not afraid of death at all, thinking that the fourth child of their family wanted to divide his five horses into corpses, and he couldn't kill him, and in the end he killed himself by the method he pondered, what a cow a person!
"Why are we killing you? Didn't I get you here just to keep you alive? After subduing Li Cunxiao, Li Jing regained his previous prestige, and looked at the giant man in front of him with a stern face: "The result is good, you still give me a beating, look at the current battle, just for you, how much effort will we delay?" ”
"Don't be verbose, no one in the world can be trusted, my father is like this, my fourth brother is like this, let alone you? Li can die twice in his life, which is unprecedented, so you can do it. ”
Bai Qi looked at Zhile from the side: "Listen to what this little bastard said, it seems that he has died alone." ”
Li Cunxiao looked Bai up and down: "What, look at this meaning, you also died once?" ”
Bai nodded his head: "That's nature." ”
The corners of Li Cunxiao's mouth glanced slightly: "I remember, you said earlier that you are Bai Qi of the Qin State, and you are the killing god, right?" But at your age, you can't survive for a few days if you are resurrected, is it interesting to be sick and dragged on? ”
No wonder their sworn brothers want to kill him, this Li Cunxiao feels that he has no virtue!
Bai Qi made his old face red, like braised pork, and he didn't know how to reply to him, Li Cunxiao said again: "The man should die in the border field, the horse leather shroud, I was planted in the hands of my brother before, it can be said that I can't see it, and now you are all famous, give me a good time." ”
Li Cunxiao's eyes were closed, looking generous and righteous, he was determined to die, but how could I let him die here?
"Pull it down, I'm a warehouse, it's not a border, if you want to die, it's even more aggrieved than the time you died before." I lit a cigarette and complained to Li Jing while spitting out the smoke ring: "Why do you take such a dangerous person from me?" He's this. Door. Heart. Si's search for death, if he really hangs up, he doesn't even dare to send it to the crematorium, he doesn't have a hukou......"
Li Jing looked helpless and said: "How do I know his virtue, this person has been silent before, and when he got to the ground, he turned his face when he said that he would turn his face, and I was also caught off guard......"
"Then you can take him away when you leave, I don't dare to keep him."
"Where shall I take him? Heavenly Court definitely has no place to keep him, so it can only leave you here. ”
I said with a bitter face: "No, if you let me go here with such a fierce person, what should I do if the rope breaks?" A room full of people had to let him die......"
"We have immortal qi to protect the body, it's fine." Lei Zhenzi and Nezha replied almost in unison, so angry that I stared.
Li Jing stared at Li Cunxiao for a long time, and finally sighed and said, "Yes, I'll bring you a helper next time I come over." ”
I pointed to a room of gods, and said with a smile: "There are so many of you who can't control him, what's the use of sending someone who has no magic power?" ”
"Don't worry, next time you come, this person will already jump out of the Three Realms, and he is not in the Five Elements, the laws of Heaven can't restrain him, and if you say one Li Cunxiao, a hundred will not be used, and I didn't plan to use him before."
My eyes lit up: "Who, so awesome?" ”
Li Jing laughed: "You'll know when you come." ”
As the two of us were talking, Yang Jian was already impatient, he held his mobile phone and urged while looking at the time: "Heavenly King, can you talk next time if you have something to say?" I'm still in a hurry to go back for surgery, so you can use Shinto to bring me back. ”
"Okay, let's go, I'm going to have to go back to the helper and talk about it."
Li Jing got up as he spoke, just as he and Yang Jian were about to go out, I couldn't help but be curious, and stopped Yang Jian and said, "Erlang God, I had something I wanted to ask when you first came, can I delay you for a minute." ”
Yang Jian stopped and said, "Ask, I'm really in a hurry." ”
"The myth says that you have three eyes, why do I see that you not only don't have three eyes, but you also seem to be a little short-sighted?"
"That's what you're asking?" Yang Jian was speechless: "The gods have to limit their mana when they go down to the mortal world, and the eyes on my forehead naturally have to be sealed, but my eyes are used to seeing things, and if I seal one, I will astigmatize, no way, so I have a pair of glasses." ”
"Oh, I mean, it's different from the myths, by the way, what is your third eye?"
Yang Jian: "......"
I'm going to ask again, I guess Yang Jian will have to whip me, it's too boring......
Sending Yang Jian and Li Jing away, I went back to the house again, because of the previous fight, the room was in a mess at this time, and I sighed while cleaning up: "Who do you say I provoked with this trick?" Since you came, I have been serving you with good food and drink, and this is not peaceful, look at this house, what has become of TM. ”
Holding up the cactus ball that was crushed by Li Cunxiao before, I couldn't help sighing: "It's useless to put you in front of the computer desk at ordinary times, but at the critical moment, you are more capable than those gods, hey!" It's a pity that I haven't watered you before. ”
I threw the pieces into the dustpan while talking, and was about to sweep the floor with a broom, when I suddenly found that there was a stall of burned ashes on the ground, I squatted and looked at it for a long time and didn't know what it was, I couldn't help but feel strange, and said to Li Cunxiao, who was tied into a dumpling in the corner: "You burned this thing?" ”
Li Cunxiao tilted his neck: "One person does things and one person does it, it's too cold, I naturally have to burn things to keep warm, what's the matter." ”
Seeing that he wore so little, although there had been conflicts before, he was at least a living person, and I was also moved by compassion, took a military coat and put it on him, and said, "! You're really a heartless person, and you don't panic when you burn things in the room. ”
After putting on his coat, I took the broom and began to sweep: "What is this Nima burning?" ”
"What else could it be, I saw a pile of paper on the head of the bed, so I naturally burned it."
"A pile of papers?" I was sweeping the floor while muttering, and suddenly I realized that something was wrong, where did I get so much paper in my room!
Thinking of this, I was suddenly shocked, threw down the broom and jumped to the bed, this does not see I don't know, I was startled at a look, at this moment, my heart is thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past, the whole body is like being struck by lightning.
"I'm Nyima, Lao Tzu fought with you."
When I reacted, the first thing I did was to go to the kitchen and bring a kitchen knife, and I was about to step forward and cut this bastard, but Bai Qi stopped me violently and said, "What's wrong with you?" It was fine just now, how can you say that you can do it? ”
"TMD, this bastard burned me 30,000 yuan......"-
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End of the first volume