Chapter 8: Marriage (II)
Volume 1 Temporaries of the Underworld
Chapter 8: The Marriage of the Underworld (II)
Fan Jinyan put down the photo album handed over by Huang Banxian and said: "Don't show me these useless things, you can get it directly, and the one that is suitable will recruit that one." ”
Huang Banxian didn't dare to discount Fan Jinyan's words now, he was afraid that the uncle next to him would be unhappy and shoot him a few times, and he would die too unjustly.
After the half-ring, Huang Banxian finally found a person who was the best match for Chu Xiahe's eight characters, and hurriedly began to summon spirits.
After that decent set of fake tricks, a young man in a suit was beckoned, but when he saw Chu Xiahe's appearance, he disappeared without saying hello.
Huang Banxian saw that Fan Jinyan's face was a little unpleasant, and he scratched his hair in embarrassment and began to choose people again.
After a while, he recruited a young man dressed as a demon, and as soon as this thing came up, he twisted his ass and said to Fan Jinyan in a girlish manner: "Yo! This handsome guy is called Saming! Leave a call! ”
Fan Jinyan looked at the sissy in front of him with a dark face and couldn't help but shudder.
Seeing Fan Jinyan ignoring him, the sissy looked at Chu Xiahe in the corner of the wall, and then screamed, and said in surprise: "Sister, where are you doing this!" It's so personal. ”
Chu Xiahe didn't know how to answer the sissy, so he could only look at Fan Jinyan for help.
Fan Jinyan glanced at Huang Banxian, that means, can you be reliable? Even Brokeback Mountain was recruited.
Huang Banxian smiled awkwardly and said, "I'll tell him to leave immediately." ”
After speaking, she was about to send the sissy away, but the sissy was not happy, pinched her waist and said: "Half immortal, what do you want to do, if you want the old lady to come up, you can come up, if you want the old lady to leave, how can it be so easy." ”
Huang Banxian secretly sighed that he must not have looked at the yellow calendar when he opened the door today, and he usually went well, but today he became full of twists and turns, and he was angry at both ends. He could only say helplessly: "Then what do you want?" ”
"People have been lonely down there for a long time, and you don't care about doing things as a half-immortal, and you haven't found a companion for so long." Sissy coquettishly.
Hearing the sissy voice speaking, Fan Jinyan and Huang Banxian both had a feeling that they wanted to vomit but couldn't.
"I see, this handsome guy is quite suitable." The sissy pointed at Fan Jinyan and said, and threw a wink at him after speaking.
Huang Banxian didn't care about Fan Jinyan's head full of black lines now, and looked at him with a look of help, which meant to say: "You can always look at it yourself!" I'm out of temper. ”
Fan Jinyan scolded secretly and said to the sissy: "Give you two choices, either go down by yourself or scatter." ”
The sissy smiled and said, "Why is the handsome guy so fierce!" The skills of the are great! ”
Fan Jinyan couldn't hold back the feeling of wanting to vomit, and took out the soul devouring gun and shot it at the sissy.
The sissy screamed and disappeared quickly.
Huang Banxian wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and began to match the eight characters again, Fan Jinyan was really afraid that Huang Banxian would find out some strange ghost again, so he hurriedly stopped:
"Do you know all these ghosts?"
Huang Banxian nodded inexplicably and shook his head again.
"Then you don't have to deal with any of the idiots, just recruit that honest man to come up." Fan Jinyan said
Huang Banxian nodded hurriedly and began to summon spirits again.
A few minutes later, a middle-aged man who thought he was dressed plainly, with a pale face and a wooden expression, gave people the impression at first glance that this person was an honest man.
The middle-aged man blushed a little and said to Huang Banxian: "Master, are you introducing me to someone!" ”
Huang Banxian smiled and said, "Yes! You've been with each other many times, and it's not suitable, so I hope you can grasp it well this time. ”
"Huh! Thank you, master. The middle-aged man hurriedly thanked him.
Fan Jinyan suddenly interjected: "You have to be prepared, the person you are dating is very ugly!" ”
The middle-aged man was obviously stunned, only Huang Banxian could see them in the past, he didn't expect that the young man sitting there could actually see himself.
"This brother laughed, I still know my own conditions, I just want to find someone who can talk, people are dead and don't care what they look like." The middle-aged man laughed.
Fan Jinyan continued to ask, "How old can you accept a person?" ”
"Huh! I'm almost fifty, and I don't care what age I am! The middle-aged man said.
Fan Jinyan nodded and shouted to Chu Xiahe, who was hiding in the corner and didn't dare to show people: "Xiahe, come out!" ”
The middle-aged man turned around when he heard this, and was obviously startled when he saw Chu Xiahe, who had protruding eyes and long tongue, and he finally understood why Fan Jinyan said that. However, the betrayal of his two wives before his death has made him extremely disappointed in the beautiful woman. Although the girl in the corner looks scary, she should be a gentle and virtuous woman in temperament.
Fan Jinyan was also paying attention to the change in the middle-aged man's expression, and saw that although he was also taken aback, he didn't scold, nor did he turn around and run, obviously with some hope.
"There's one more thing I haven't said yet, though."
The middle-aged man looked at the young man opposite in disbelief, he didn't understand what else needed to be explained, wasn't this girl a woman?
Fan Jinyan didn't care about the man's expression and said: "Xia He is a person from the Ming Dynasty, even if you agree to marry her, she will soon be reincarnated, I hope you can think about it." ”
When the middle-aged man heard this, he was obviously a little angry, isn't this playing tricks? Words are not good:
"Then why did you bring her to marry her?"
Fan Jinyan said: "Every deceased person has something unfulfilled in their wishes, I think you should have something to understand!" ”
The middle-aged man was silent, and after half a sound, he turned his head to look at Chu Xiahe, who was wearing a phoenix crown, and smiled at Fan Jinyan:
"I'm willing to marry her, no matter what, I can understand the pain in her heart."
Fan Jinyan nodded and said, "I don't force you, I hope you are sincere." ”
The middle-aged man said, "Don't worry! I really want to marry this girl. ”
Hearing this, Chu Xiahe walked up to the middle-aged man with small steps and saluted, "Thank you, eldest brother, for your success." ”
Fan Jinyan also smiled: "No matter what, thank you." ”
The middle-aged man said disapprerovitously: "Even if I can only be a husband and wife for one day, I have no regrets." ”
Huang Banxian took the opportunity to interject happily: "It's okay now, everyone is finally happy." ”
He was finally relieved, and several people in a row were scared away by Chu Xiahe's appearance, he was really afraid that Fan Jinyan would be angry with him, but fortunately, this old boy didn't care about people's appearance.
Fan Jinyan was also very happy, he was almost desperate today, he didn't expect this middle-aged man to be so open-minded.
So he said to Huang Banxian, who was smiling: "Thank you for your hard work, thank you." ”
Huang Banxian hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't dare, don't dare, because it should." ”
Fan Jinyan smiled when he heard this: "I also hope that you can help hold the secret marriage." ”
"No problem, I'll take care of it." Huang Banxian patted his chest and said, there is money to be made, of course he has no opinion.
Of course, Fan Jinyan knew that there was no free lunch in the world, so he took out a thousand oceans and handed it to the half-immortal.
Huang Banxian hurriedly thanked: "Don't worry, I guarantee that it will be beautiful." ”
When night fell, Fan Jinyan urged Huang Banxian to open the altar to hold a wedding for the two after having dinner at Huang Banxian's house.
After Huang Banxian received the money, he naturally prepared with a sluggish action.
After it was ready soon, Huang Banxian asked the middle-aged woman who helped to burn the red paper clothes, paper figures, paper sedan chairs and other things that had been prepared early in the morning in the brazier next to them.
When these things were all turned to ashes, the middle-aged man and Chu Xiahe each took out two bright red wedding robes from the brazier and put them on their bodies, and then stood aside and waited for Huang Banxian to do so.
Of course, getting dressed for ghosts is just the blink of an eye. Huang Banxian saw that the two of them were dressed, and began to say the law, only to see him holding a vermilion lacquered mahogany sword and dancing back and forth, and there were words in his mouth from time to time. Fan Jinyan Whenever he saw the action of the half-immortal, he felt that this dead fat man was pretending to be a ghost.
Just two or three minutes later, a sedan chair slowly rose from the porcelain basin that was originally full of black and gray, and along with the sedan chair, there were four sedan chairmen wearing red horse coats.
Fan Jinyan once again looked at this chubby Huang Banxian, but he didn't expect that this dead fat man really had some ability, and it was really a bit condescending to do some tricks every day just to talk about the matchmaker.
When this was done, Huang Banxian asked the middle-aged woman to set the prepared paper money on fire.
He himself took out two thick sticks of red wax and lit them together with some chickens, ducks, and fish on another square wooden table. After preparing all this, he burned a wedding book with the eight characters of the two birthdays written on it.
After doing all this, Huang Banxian said to the two of them, no, it should be the two ghosts: "Today, as evidenced by heaven and earth, you two officially became husband and wife, do you two have any doubts?" ”
After seeing the two ghosts shaking their heads, they picked up a yellow talisman with two fingers, and stretched out two fingers with the other hand to make a comparison. After the comparison, he said: "Urgent as a law!" ”
With a small bang, Huang Fu burst into flames and quickly caught fire.
After the yellow talisman was burned out, Huang Banxian clapped his palms and said, "It's done, you guys go to the cave room!" Huh"
When the two of them heard this, a faint red glow appeared on their pale faces, and the two thanked them and got into the sedan chair that had been waiting for a long time.
Fan Jinyan saw that after the two of them got on the sedan chair, the four sedan chair men carried flowers and slowly disappeared into the night. Curiously, he asked Huang Banxian, "Where are they going?" ”
Huang Banxian smiled and replied, "The cave room has gone." ”
"Cave room? Which cave house to go to? Fan Jinyan still didn't understand what the half-immortal meant.
"The sedan chair is the new house!" The demi-immortal explained.
Fan Jinyan nodded suddenly, isn't this the ancient version of Che Zhen! ”
After Huang Banxian packed up these things, he said to Fan Jinyan: "Brother Ghost, they will only come back when the rooster crows, let's go and rest!" ”
Fan Jinyan snorted, and when he turned around, he suddenly remembered something, turned back to Huang Banxian and said, "Do you have the ability to be a soul wish master?" ”
"Soul Wisher? Forget it! Or my freedom. Huang Banxian hurriedly shook his head and said, but he was thinking in his heart: It's too late to hide from you, and I'll go to you, unless my head is caught by you.
If Huang Banxian knew about the treatment of the Soul Wishing Master, would he give himself a few big mouths.