Volume 1 Temporaries of the Underworld

Chapter 7: Marriage (Part II)

Huang Banxian looked at what was written on the paper, then glanced at Fan Jinyan, who was sitting opposite, and said, "Are you sure you wrote it correctly?" ”

Fan Jinyan smiled bitterly: "You can introduce it!" Don't worry, I'm not a psychopath. ”

Huang Banxian sighed: "I really wish you were a psychopath, at least I don't have to find a husband for hundreds of years old ghosts." ”

"Isn't it hard to find?" Fan Jinyan said busily.

Huang Banxian took a sip of tea and said, "What do you say? That's hundreds of years old! The gap between language, culture, and living customs is too great. ”

Fan Jinyan replied: "Don't worry about this, she doesn't have anything to ask for." ”

"So easy to talk to? I think men want to go crazy! Huang Banxian muttered.

After speaking, he asked the middle-aged woman to take out a photo album and handed it to Fan Jinyan and said:

"You take a look first, choose the ones you like, and then I'll invite them to come up."

Fan Jinyan opened the album and looked at it carefully, there were color photos and black and white photos used after death, and there were old and young, ugly and handsome.

After turning for a long time, he finally fell in love with a handsome guy in his twenties, Fan Jinyan pointed to the color photo and said to Wong Tai Sin: "It's him." ”

Huang Banxian looked at the number next to the photo, lowered his head and flipped through the eight characters of this person's birthday, and said: "Judging from the eight characters, it's okay, then ask your girl to come up first!" "As you speak, you have to start doing it.

Fan Jinyan hurriedly interrupted Huang Banxian and said, "Don't bother the master, she's always there!" ”

Huang Banxian glanced at Fan Jinyan, and said in a strange manner: "Are you here to test me or entertain me, I won't see it if people are not there?" ”

Fan Jinyan hurriedly said, "I'll call her out." ”

After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and shouted: "Xia He, come out!" ”

Just when Huang Banxian thought that Fan Jinyan was a psychopath, a wisp of green smoke floated out of the mobile phone, and Chu Xiahe appeared behind Fan Jinyan.

The yellow half-immortal monster screamed, threw down the things in his hand, and ran away.

Chu Xiahe also realized that his appearance had frightened Huang Banxian, and said to Fan Jin apologetically: "The slave family has caused trouble to the son. ”

Fan Jinyan said disappreciatively: "It's okay, I'll call him in." With that, he went to chase Huang Banxian, who had already gone out.

Fan Jinyan ran to the outhouse and saw Huang Banxian wearing a robe, and asked curiously, "Huang Daxian, what are you doing?" ”

Huang Banxian stopped the movements in his hand when he heard this, and said angrily: "You are embarrassed, it means a few things to bring a ghost to my house." ”

"Devil? What a terrible thing she is! Fan Jinyan thought it was funny.

Huang Banxian said angrily: "You were stunned by her!" Didn't you see her hang herself in a red phoenix crown! and has protruding eyes and long tongues, which is clearly a powerful ghost who eats souls in the name of matching a dark marriage. ”

Although Fan Jinyan was curious about how Huang Banxian understood so much, he still explained: "There is no anger in her. ”

"Ugh! …… That must be the female ghost hiding deeply. Huang Banxian was stunned and then disagreed.

Fan Jin didn't bother to introduce it, so he directly took out the underworld public card and handed it to him: "See for yourself." ”

Huang Banxian took the palm-sized public card and looked at it, and was stunned, he had never seen the public card of the underworld, but he had heard his father who was a Taoist priest say that the public card of the underworld was bronze, engraved with four beasts, with a large palm, a thick finger, and the two characters of the Yin and the Underworld were written on the seal, and the name of the holder and the position of the Yin Division were engraved on the back of the card. Turning to the back, it was indeed engraved: Fan Jinyan three words, the position is the soul wish master of the capital.

Huang Banxian hurriedly handed back the public card with both hands, and said in a trembling voice: "It turned out to be Lord Ghost, how offended!" ”

Fan Jinyan put down the public card and said, "I didn't expect you to see this." ”

"It's the first time I've seen it, but my father used to be a Taoist priest and dealt with the big brothers of the ghost cha, and he had seen the Yin Yin card." Huang Banxian replied honestly.

Fan Jinyan joked: "Now believe my words!" ”

Hearing this, cold sweat broke out on Huang Banxian's forehead, and he didn't dare to wipe it. He heard his father say that the ghosts are all old ghosts with strange tempers, who hide if they can, and pretend to be grandchildren if they can't.

Thinking of his father's words, Huang Banxian, who was not half as good as his father, complimented: "Wait a minute, big brother, I will immediately help this girl marry her." ”

Fan Jinyan didn't break it, only hummed from his nose, turned around and returned to the house.

Looking at the back of Fan Jinyan leaving, Huang Banxian sat down on the ground and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead. Then he remembered that he was going to marry the underworld, so he quickly got up, straightened his clothes, and entered the house.

After Huang Banxian entered the house, he didn't dare to look at Chu Xiahe, who had protruding eyes and a long tongue, and hurriedly began to prepare the tools for the practice. He didn't believe that the female ghost on the other side was an ordinary soul, and he had been on a blind date for a ghost for ten years, although he didn't learn his father's skills, but he could also tell the good and bad of ghosts.

If Fan Jinyan could hear what Huang Banxian was thinking, he would definitely smack him a few big mouths.

Soon after the preparation was completed, Huang Banxian began to do it, only to see him holding a peachwood sword in his right hand, chanting words while dancing the sword, and after dancing the sword, he slapped it on the table, and picked up a piece of yellow paper with a talisman drawn at the tip of the sword. With his left hand, he grabbed a handful of rice grains and threw them forward, and with his right hand, he stretched out his sword and pointed forward in the direction of the rice grains, and the yellow fu caught fire as if it were on fire. After doing these actions, he shouted: "Come up." Then he gathered his sword and sat down.

Fan Jinyan saw that his actions were exactly the same as those of the Taoist priest in Hong Kong films, and when he was a little doubtful about whether this kid was a liar, a handsome ghost appeared in the middle of the room.

"Hey! Half immortal, introduce me to a girlfriend again! As soon as the ghost appeared, he greeted Huang Banxian very familiarly.

Huang Banxian nodded awkwardly and said, "That's right!" There is just the right girl to introduce you. ”

When the handsome ghost heard this, he directly skipped Fan Jinyan, who was sitting on the side, and looked at Chu Xiahe, who was standing in the corner.

As soon as I saw it, I said that I didn't want to look back.

"I said half-immortal, don't you tell me this is for me? You're kidding! ”

Huang Banxian gave the handsome guy a look and said, "This girl was very beautiful when she was alive. ”

"Before death? I'm dead, I don't care if she's alive or not, you old girl play me! As soon as the handsome ghost heard this, he immediately cursed.

Fan Jinyan was not happy, and also said: "I see that you are also like a bear, thin as a bamboo pole, a fart!" ”

The handsome ghost was stunned for a moment and scolded, "What are you...... Belch! Can you see me? ”

Fan Jinyan said disdainfully: "I can see you as a fart, and Lao Tzu can still kill you." ”

"Just you? Hahaha! Laughed at me. The handsome ghost laughed.

Huang Banxian was afraid that Fan Jinyan would turn his face, so he hurriedly said: "You stinky boy, forget it if you are not happy, who are you scolding!" ”

The handsome ghost not only didn't appreciate it, but also scolded: "Phew! You old bastard see that I'm a bully, don't you, find such a thing to introduce me, why don't you keep yourself. ”

Huang Banxian is now a rat drilling the wind bucket at both ends of the anger, since this kid doesn't appreciate it, he will no longer talk nonsense and drink tea by himself.

"Old thing, when you collect money from my family, you promise to introduce me to a beautiful chick, although the first few are not good-looking, there is always a person. Today you TM ate.,What are you looking for?,I'm TM a ghost and I'm scared.,What are you doing MB doing.。 Seeing that Huang Banxian didn't speak, the handsome guy ghost scolded unrelentingly.

Fan Jinyan saw Chu Xiahe in the corner with his back to them, his shoulders shrugged, probably crying angrily for this bastard. His own chest was angry, and after listening to him scold, he said, "Didn't your mother teach you how to be a person?" There is no oral virtue. ”

"Yo hey! Do you care? Lao Tzu is willing. The handsome guy ghost couldn't help himself with the Yangren, and said proudly.

Fan Jinyan, who couldn't bear it, took out the soul devouring gun and said to the handsome ghost: "Apologize to Xia He immediately, otherwise the soul will be scattered." ”

Huang Banxian saw that Fan Jinyan's words were serious, and hurriedly said, "Stinky boy, you still don't apologize." ”

"Apologize? Say your uncle's apologies, I want to scare your father with a broken toy gun! Hahaha! The handsome guy didn't take Fan Jinyan's gun seriously at all, and laughed.

Boom! Fan Jinyan, who couldn't bear it, finally couldn't stand the shooting.

"Ahh …… You...... You...... Finally...... Who is it...... Cough! The handsome ghost who had been shot fell to the ground and asked in pain.

Fan Jinyan didn't answer the question of the handsome ghost, and shouted: "Apologize, ...... immediately"

The handsome ghost snorted, "Phew! You count...... What's ...... West. ”

Huang Banxian heard the words of the handsome ghost, and closed his eyes helplessly, he knew that this kid had never taken others seriously, but he didn't expect that he would not repent at this time.

Boom! Gush! Gush! Fan Jinyan didn't talk nonsense, and fired several shots in a row.

Huang Banxian looked at the ghost that slowly turned into dust in a daze.

Even Chu Xiahe, who had been hiding in the corner and crying, turned around and looked at Fan Jinyan with an angry face in surprise.

"Childe...... You! ”

Fan Jinyan stared at Huang Banxian tightly and said, "You know him, right?" ”

Huang Banxian sighed and slowly revealed the origin of the handsome guy's ghost. It turns out that the handsome ghost is not an outsider, it is the son of the head of Huangjia Village, who has always been a tyrant here during his lifetime, relying on his father's power to do evil. Two years ago, he was stabbed to death in a fight with others in the city because of jealousy.

His village elder father was afraid that his son would be lonely, so he asked Huang Banxian to introduce his son to a secret marriage, and Huang Banxian sincerely helped the kid choose a girlfriend because he received money from others at the beginning.

But I didn't expect that bastard to be either a suspect, which is not good, or a suspicion that is not good, and he still doesn't change his life, and he doesn't take people in his eyes at all.

Fan Jinyan said: "Then why didn't he go to the underworld to report, does it also have something to do with you?" ”

Huang Banxian knew that he couldn't hide it, so he could only nod and say, "It's the ghost brother who came to collect the soul with the little magic weapon left by my father before." ”

Fan Jinyan nodded and said, "Don't do these things in the future, if the soul seducer knows, you won't be able to eat and walk around." ”

Huang Banxian heard Fan Jinyan's intention to let him go, and hurriedly thanked him.

After this, Chu Xiahe was a little disappointed and said, "Childe, I think it's better to forget it!" ”

Fan Jinyan didn't understand what she meant, and comforted: "Don't worry, good men won't appear until the end." ”