My name is Jiang Xiaoming, I am twenty-two years old this year, I work as a warehouse manager, the salary is not high, only 2,000 yuan a month, and I am now sitting in the co-pilot of a Bentley sedan, driving by my good buddy Huang Shuhe, who grew up wearing a pair of pants, he is not a rich second generation, but this car is his, awesome, right?

Well, this is not a story of a silk counterattack, Huang Shuhe is not a rich second generation, let alone a rich generation, his real identity has two, one is a rock and roll youth, the other is a black car driver, the car is indeed his, but this is a zero six Chrysler 300C, bought second-hand, 50,000 yuan, Huang Shuhe just changed the icon, and the car became a Bentley worth millions.

Driving this car, the business is still very good, and generally the people who sit in his car have two feelings, either they feel special or stupid......

Today is Huang Shuhe's twenty-second birthday, and we don't have any other friends, so we can only go out for a skewer meal together, and this birthday will be over. But after eating, he didn't want to go home, and always felt that he should leave something to remember on his birthday.

This kid seems to have planned it before, and when we checked out at the restaurant, he asked the boss for a small bottle of liquor, and I wondered at the time, we don't drink alcohol on weekdays, why did he buy this thing? But I didn't ask much, just now, I suddenly realized that the situation was wrong, because the route taken by Huang Shuhe was not to send me back to the warehouse at all, but to wander around the city.

"Where are we going here?" I was puzzled and asked.

"Don't worry, you help me keep an eye on your side to see if anyone has been checked for drunk driving." As soon as he said this, I cried out in my heart, this grandson shouldn't want to tease the traffic police! Just thinking about it, I saw a police light flashing on the side of the road, and it was over, and I really met the traffic police.

Huang Shuhe was also very excited when he saw the police car, and without saying a word, he took out the liquor he bought before and unscrewed the lid and sprinkled it into the car, and then wiped himself all over, I was startled when I saw this scene, I guessed right, his birthday is really meaningful, he is looking for excitement!

The cars in front of me left one after another, and it didn't take much effort before it was our turn, looking at the traffic police outside the window, I was nervous, I had never thought about molesting the police before, and I didn't know how Huang Shuhe would sing next.

The traffic policeman walked to the window, and before he could speak, he smelled the smell of the boss's wine, and his face changed at that time, Huang Shuhe pretended not to see it, squinted his eyes and squeezed his head out of the car window, and raised his neck and gave a vague "um", which is more mentally retarded than mentally retarded......

I saw that the traffic policeman frowned: "Have you drunk?" Turn off, get out of the car, and drive the Ben. ”

Huang Shuhe pretended to be indifferent, and stumbled back: "You...... You...... You're very fat...... I...... I say to you, I am a man who drinks...... It's not a good temper after drinking......"

Where have the traffic police seen this? Some escaped, some pretended to be confused, when did you ever see someone who took the initiative to confess and threatened people?

Huang Shuhe's acting skills are really good, he startled the traffic police as soon as he opened his mouth, and he was proud, but he saw the traffic police comrade greeting: "Come on, there is a drunk driver in the car, pull it out quickly." ”

Scold! In the blink of an eye, three or four big caps swarmed up, pulled Huang Shuhe and dragged him out of the car, and the door didn't open......

That battle was really enough to bluff people, Huang Shuhe also panicked, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't drag, don't drag, I'm joking......"

The traffic police don't care if he's joking or not, drag him out of the car first, and then say, I'll see that it's over, something happened! I can't keep the co-pilot alone, I hurriedly got out of the car, and ran to the side to pull the leading traffic policeman: "Uncle policeman, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my buddy has a birthday today, he has nothing to do when he is full, I'm really sorry for you to make such a fuss, he really didn't drink." ”

The traffic police looked at me from head to toe, and I couldn't laugh or cry: "I don't know until I drink or not, but according to what you say, your friend is really full of food, is it fun?" ”

I quickly shook my head: "It's not fun, it's not fun." ”

The traffic policeman said: "It doesn't matter if it's fun or not, let's blow one first." ”

I nodded to the traffic police, twisted Huang Shuhe's arm, and said angrily: "Cooperate well with the police uncle." ”

When the traffic police handed him the alcohol tester, he didn't even think about it, and he took the blowpipe in his mouth, and blew it with full breath, and I was worried that the tester would blow him up, and he was really scared enough!

When Huang Shuhe spit out the blowpipe, the leading traffic policeman hurriedly looked at the tester, 'um', and asked his colleague on the side: "Is this too angry?" How can the smell of alcohol be so strong that there is no alcohol content? ”

"It's too bad, could it be that our tester is broken?"

"Comrade policeman, I just really blew it hard, you see my mouth is swollen! I almost lost my breath...... I really didn't drink, I just wanted to make a joke, and poured a little on my body, I don't believe me, you smell it, and there is no smell of alcohol. ”

Huang Shuhe sighed as he approached the leading traffic policeman as he spoke, and the traffic policeman almost didn't vomit when he smelled the smell in his mouth......

I saw the policeman hurriedly flash to the side, cover his nose with his hand and say, "Heh! Did you chew stinky tofu as chewing gum or what? My socks don't smell better than yours if they don't change their smell for a year......"

It seemed that the test was over, and I hurriedly asked, "Comrade policeman, he didn't drink bar?" ”

"I didn't drink it." The leading policeman replied with such a sentence and began to bow his head to fill in the penalty form, I breathed a sigh of relief, this matter has finally passed, but the traffic police followed and asked me again: "Young man, do you know how to drive?" ”

"I ...... I'll ride ......."

"Hey! It's not that a family doesn't enter a family, you are poor, let me tell you, you can take a taxi by yourself, and your friends have to stay. ”

What he said made me a whole circle again, and I hurriedly said, "Didn't you drink yet?" Why don't you let it go? ”

The traffic police waved the penalty sheet in his hand and said: "Your friend is suspected of obstructing law enforcement, and there is also a private change of the vehicle icon, six points will be deducted, a fine of five hundred, two things plus one, ten days of detention, remember to change the car back quickly when you come out." ”

I don't know what Huang Shuhe's wish was on his birthday, but he hopes to leave something memorable on his birthday, which is satisfying......

Returning to the warehouse alone, I couldn't sleep, and I still remembered the Huang Shuhe in my heart, it was not easy to be thrown into the detention center on this cold day, but what can I do? He couldn't blame anyone for the stimulation he was looking for.

I felt uncomfortable rolling in bed, and this state lasted until the next morning, but fortunately I didn't go to work in the warehouse on Saturday, and I slept until almost dawn, and I slept until more than four o'clock in the afternoon.

When I woke up, I remembered what happened last night, and I didn't know how Huang Shuhe was doing in the detention center now, I was lying on the bed and worried, when I suddenly heard a 'bang' in my ears, I got up and looked, I went, there was half a brick on the floor, and the only glass on the window was gone.

For a while, I was angry from my heart, evil to the guts, I was in a bad mood, and now the glass was smashed, this glass is not less sheltered for me on weekdays, the key is that I have no mirror in the bedroom, and I rely on it to make my hair.

Put on your clothes and just prepare to go out to scold, but after thinking about it, I feel that it is not right, our company's warehouse is far away from the city, and it belongs to a two-story small building built by a farmhouse, and there is a unique sign of a farmhouse outside, a wall! In order to prevent theft, the wall is pasted with a thick layer of glass slag, the gate is locked and no one can come in, the loading and unloading vehicles need to drive in and out on weekdays, and the yard space is relatively large.

I really don't want to be scared when I think about it, and I can still come in after locking the courtyard door, which means that I am a thief!

Thinking about it, I naturally became careful, took out the electric shock rod provided by the company from under the pillow and opened the door, just kidding, I am also a strong man at my age, can I be a warehouse manager in such a remote place, can I still be afraid of you as a thief?

Outside the door is the corridor, standing on it can clearly see everything in the yard, after going out I leaned on the guardrail to look into the yard, hey! There are really people in the yard, but unlike what I expected, this person doesn't seem to have much to do with the word 'thief', because this is a little kid about seven or eight years old!

"Huh! Who are you kidding? "I stood on the second floor and shouted at him with my throat, but this little bastard didn't answer, just stood in the middle of the yard and laughed at me.

"Ask you! Let's go, find your family. "Today's children are naughty, they are not afraid of people at all, he is so old and not very sensible, I won't beat him up, right? I still have to find their parents and let them take care of it.

As I spoke, I reached out to pull him, but this kid was slippery and tight, and I saw him lean back slightly, and I didn't see him move, I actually grabbed a void!

I couldn't help but be a little surprised, and I was stunned, and I suddenly realized that this child was not quite right, why was it wrong? This kid is so fucking weird!

I saw that the child combed a bun hair, and thought it was a girl at a glance, but the heroic spirit revealed between the eyebrows knew that it was a boy at a glance, and in the current family, it is impossible for ordinary children to have such long hair, and he did not wear a shirt, only wrapped a belly pocket, and then looked at his hand, he actually took a spear, a large golden circle diagonally across his shoulder, and a red rhombic wrapped around his arms, how to look familiar.

"You...... You cos's red boy......" I was speechless for a while, don't say, this little cub's dress is really so interesting.

"Red Child?" The little kid muttered this, and then laughed, "How can I be a nether monster?" I am the Marshal of the Middle Altar of the Heavenly Court, the Master of Tongtian, the Illustrious General of Welling, the Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea Society, and the Third Prince of Nezha of the Heavenly Gate of Yongzhen! ”

"Yo! That's a long time to admire the great name, let's go, go to your house. "This kid is still quite into the play, and nonsense, if it goes on like this, I'm afraid it's time to go crazy, I must tell his family adults, take care of it, don't be disabled in the future, the education of children in their early years is very important.

"My family? My home is in heaven. ”

"Fresh, I don't know Nezha lives in the sky, but I don't have a rocket either! I'm asking where your home is in our Sansheng Township. "This kind of child is the most troublesome, he doesn't tell you the truth, I think in my heart it's really not good, I'll pull this kid around to ask, anyway, this township is not big, I guess the neighbors should know each other.

When the child saw that I was going to drag him again, he still kept his smile: "Don't you believe what I say?" ”

I sneered, isn't this nonsense, just run to me and say that he is a god, and no one can believe it.

"Then you say, how can you believe."

"If you can fly, I'll believe it, hey! What do you mean that I am better than a child of yours, take me to your family. As I spoke, I was about to pull him, but the child flashed to the side, and I was caught again.

"I'm going to fly, so what do you say?"

"If you can fly, I'll show you." I'm also angry, this kid is too annoying, my surname Jiang has lived for more than 20 years, not to mention well-informed, at least I still understand science, I really want to be able to fly, not to mention performing and eating, you let me swim around the dung pit and I admit it.

The child seemed to be quite serious, but he smiled: "This is what you said, you can see it." ”

As he spoke, the child danced a spear flower with the spear in his hand, and then squatted on the spot, and he didn't see how hard he worked. It actually rose slowly......

I was about to see if the kid had a wie hanging from his waist or something, but the kid hadn't stopped since he got off the ground, and the more he went up, the more nervous I became, because not far from him was the wires that ran over my storeroom......

The voltage of this kind of pole erected in the countryside can be about 220 to 380 volts, and ordinary people touch it and basically play it. Watch out! As soon as a few words came out, the child had risen to a parallel position with the wire, only to see his legs crossed a word horse, very chic put his legs on the zero line and the line of fire, it seemed that he was ready to play a handsome, before I could figure out what the situation was, the child suddenly shook his head like a crazy head like a shake, head, and pills, and then his body leaned back violently, and he fell to the ground!

This is the first time I have met a fairy in my life, and this fairy has just been electrocuted by the civil electricity......

In film and television works, immortals should be powerful and majestic, but the one I met, no matter how you look at it after charging, it is exactly the same as the picture of Wang Baoqiang rolling his eyes, and with the scene where his mouth is full of convulsions and 'uh uh~~~', this is a mentally retarded ......

After confirming that there are no props like Weiya that can be suspended, I was even more surprised, this person is probably really as he said, it is Nezha! But then again, the top priority is to save this idiot first, six or seven meters in the air planted like this, replaced by my tofu brain is estimated to be sprinkled all over the ground, and 380 volts of electricity is not a joke, look at his current behavior Although he can't die, but he is also choked enough.

I didn't know what to do, so I could only lay his head flat, and when I opened his mouth to make him breathe more freely, the kid stiffened and said word by word: "This...... This...... Under...... You...... Appearance...... Believe...... Right, a ...... ...... for a while Handful...... Put the ...... Ate ......"