Chapter 13: Cobra
The reason for this is twofold.
On the one hand, Wei Ming wanted to have an in-depth communication with Ke Minhong about officialdom; On the other hand, spending a little more time in the osmanthus hall can speed up the absorption of colored gases.
However, Ke Minhong has a different idea.
You must know that Wei Ming's previous alcohol consumption was very shallow, and he could only drink one bottle of wine at most, or three taels of liquor, and any more would have to be broadcast live.
Therefore, Wei Ming's magical performance, Ke Minhong was very curious.
"I really don't understand, why is your alcohol volume increasing by leaps and bounds? Before and today, it is simply like two people, this is not scientific! ”
Wei Ming picked up a glass of wine, raised his head and drank it, and said with a smile: "Tea can cure hangover, do you believe it?" ”
"Tea can cure hangover, it's a trick of deception, it's pseudoscience! Drinking tea after drinking, the more you drink, the more harmful it is to your health! Besides, I haven't seen you drink tea, how can you cure hangover? ”
"Okay, tea may not be an antidote to hangover, but I have a magical tea fragrance!" Wei Ming felt that the explanation was unclear for a while, and decided to do an experiment to verify whether drinking tea can relieve hangover through physical objects, "You wait for me, I'll give you a special teacup......"
Wei Ming left the wine table, walked to the cabinet against the wall, took out a ceramic mug from it, turned around and walked into the bathroom.
The mug is made of dolomites, and the shape and size are almost the same as those of a mouthwash.
Wei Ming closed the door, condensed a consciousness, pulled the tea fragrance light group, and released the skill [Incense Release].
After three seconds, the essence molecules of the tea aroma merge into the dolomites, turning into a completely new molecular structure.
Mugs become enchanted products!
This time, it's not osmanthus fragrance, but tea fragrance.
Wei Ming walked out of the bathroom, picked up the hot water bottle, cleaned the mug, brought tea leaves, and poured boiling water.
After a while, he handed a large cup of tea to Ke Minhong and said, "Try it with tea and see if it can relieve hangover." ”
Although Ke Minhong didn't make wine, he also had seven or eight points of wine, and the smell of wine had already increased.
He took the cup, blew off the floating tea leaves, and took a sip......
Suddenly.
Ke Minhong flies!
He's cool!
It's so cool that the tips of my heart are trembling, and it's so cool that my soul is flying!
A wisp of soul that flew up, touched the ceiling, could not be crossed, and had to return to the main body.
"Brother Ming...... It's not ...... Tea, this is Joan...... Slurry and jade liquid! Ke Minhong is still cool, so cool that he is incoherent.
Legend has it that the elixir jade liquid is a daily drink drunk by the gods, and if mortals take a sip, they will be blessed, at least they can become immortals!
Only "cultural people" know how to use this word to describe the best drinks.
Just now I said "high and low", and now I say "Qiong Jelly and Jade Liquid", the two idioms have rare attributes, but Ke Minhong can use them skillfully, what does it mean?
It shows that he is a "cultural person".
As a cultural person, Ke Minhong is cool to this extent, which is amazing.
Cool is a kind of mood swing, and even has an emotional factor.
The air in the osmanthus hall is full of all kinds of "particles", and the highest content of ingredients is all kinds of cool!
There are not only the coolness of the guests, but also the coolness of the escort girl; There are not only the coolness of the heroes of the wine country crushing the little farts people, but also the coolness of the little farts people counterattacking the heroes of the wine country; There is not only the cool of successful trading, but also the cool of family reunion.
In short, all kinds of cool.
Ke Minhong's coolness belongs to the ultimate experience brought by the enjoyment of oral blessings, like a pair of medicines, vibrating all kinds of coolness, and integrating into it to resonate.
The results are immediate!
Brush!
Another drawer opens!
Another kanji activation!
The speed at which Wei Ming activates Chinese characters is jaw-dropping.
I'm afraid that even Dao Ancestor didn't expect this.
Although the earth's environment is unique, the more important reason is the users themselves.
If the user is a pure otaku, staying at home and living in isolation, even if he has the top Dao weapon, it is impossible to activate Chinese characters like Wei Ming.
If the user has a strange personality and is reticent, it is impossible to activate Chinese characters quickly.
If users don't know how to be proactive and make the most of the various emotions of interpersonal communication, it is unlikely that there will be good results.
I think that at the beginning, Wei Ming went home to sweep the tomb and got the Taoist weapon by luck, and it took twelve days before and after to activate the first Chinese character, which was because of the otaku attribute.
At that time, he spent his days at home, reading novels, playing games, looking for seeds, and did not interact with his friends.
It wasn't until later, when Lin Botong invited him to go shopping and look for new projects, that he absorbed a large amount of "sorrow particles" in the special environment of the fruit and beverage store, thus activating the first Chinese character.
It can be seen that otaku attributes are unacceptable!
In these years, looking at the world, which successful person has the attributes of an otaku?
Wei Ming had an epiphany of the otaku truth, and felt that the previous days were all in vain!
At this moment, I felt remorse and decided to change my lifestyle.
From now on, I will no longer stay at home, but go out and actively participate in various social activities. In interpersonal communication, create opportunities to speed up the activation of Chinese characters.
Wei Ming cleaned up his mood and inspected the new drawer.
This is a brand new kanji.
And.
As before, Wei Ming "jumped" into the inside of the drawer, condensed his spiritual power, and washed the strokes of the characters.
After a few seconds, get the instruction manual.
――Haha...... It's incredible, you can control the entire online world! In a word, with the word in hand, I have it in the world! From now on, I will be the Dragon Batian!
In these days, everyone knows what the Internet means.
Don't talk about anything else, just career.
Master the most basic input method, which is a typist, and you can make a living.
Once you learn to program, you are a programming ape, an industry elite, and a successful person.
If you go further, walk in the forefront of technology and lead the trend of the times, it is tall, it is to hang the sky, call for wind and rain, and do everything.
Now, Wei Ming activates the word contemporary, although it takes a long time to grow, in the end, he can control the entire Internet!
At that time, what kind of existence will it be?
Wei Ming was extremely excited, and his "gaze" turned to the interior space of the drawer.
It was a majestic and shocking picture.
In the background, there is a vast silent void.
In the depths of the endless and distant void, two chains of unknown length stretched out, like two huge ropes, hanging down.
Two chains, absolutely parallel, can never cross each other.
The color of the chain, without a hint of variegation, only pure gray, like a dead thing, lifeless.
Wei Ming glanced at the chain and finally found what the manual mentioned.
Originally, the two chains that were symmetrical on the left and right were made up of two traditional Chinese characters.
Yin and yang.
In terms of quantity, there are more than a quadrillion. In short, the amount of sand in the Ganges is difficult to measure.
The chain on the left is the word yang; The chain on the right is a yin character, which not only conforms to the Chinese habit of "male left female right", but also has a special meaning.
The yang character of the extraterritorial world is equivalent to 1 of the earth's network world; Needless to say, the yin character is 0.
According to the content and hints of the manual, Wei Ming poured spiritual power into the bottom of the text chain.
However, the spiritual power is very low, whether it is quality or quantity, it is the normal level of ordinary people, and it can only barely meet the needs of a pair of yin and yang.
A moment later.
Wei Ming's eyes suddenly lit up!
A yang character on the left, glowing green, is full of energy and advances to the right.
A yin character on the right, emitting the same light, twisted and twisted, winding to the left.
Bang!
The green light finds the other half of life, just like opposites attract, crashing together and exploding!
Exploding means that yin and yang are copulating.
There will inevitably be results.
Sure enough, in the blink of an eye, an embryo was born!
This embryo is the program of the extraterritorial world.
- I'm going! The network program of the extraterritorial world, how easy it is to write? Dao Ancestor, Dao Ancestor, is the Dao weapon you created a magic weapon? Oh, it's not a magic weapon, it's better than a magic weapon! By the way, the program hasn't been activated yet......
Sure enough, the embryo was silent, without any fluctuations, and it was clear that it had not yet been activated.
At this time, the user needs to input his mind and give the embryo the most primitive instructions.
Wei Ming is a layman in the network, except for the five-stroke input method and some common sense, he knows almost nothing, especially in terms of technology, he is definitely a duck listening to Lei Gong, whether he understands it or not.
Therefore, he could not understand which kind of thinking was the most appropriate original instruction.
Fortunately, Ke Minhong was still cool and didn't make a sound to disturb, Wei Ming still had time to think.
Suddenly.
Wei Ming had a flash of inspiration, condensed his thoughts, and entered it absolutely.
"Information! Search for information, collect information, analyze information! ”
That's right, this is Wei Ming's choice.
In these years, information is obtained, the world is obtained, and it is applicable everywhere.
However, information is also directional and needs to be categorized.
Otherwise, how to deal with the eyebrows and mustaches, the mud and sand, and the good information and the bad information are mixed?
Only information that conforms to one's own situation is good information and can win the world.
It's a pity that Wei Ming is a layman and didn't add a few words in front of the message. For example, search for trade information, gather information on the most cutting-edge web technologies, and analyze information on the industries and products around the world that are most likely to make a lot of money in the next decade.
It's a pity that the embryo has just taken shape, and it doesn't know how to bend, only obey, and only know how to execute.
The embryo receives the command and immediately changes.
It is a green ray, only the size of a human hair; In terms of length, only the length of chopsticks is short.
To put it simply, the embryo resembles a cobra that has shrunk hundreds of times.
The cobra is windless and automatic, floating in the air with an indescribable rhythm.
After a while, move closer to the left yangzi chain; After a while, the yin chain to the right gathered.
The cobra hurried, dizzy, and anxious to get out of the world of drawers, but could not find an exit.
At this time, with the help of users, Cobra can get rid of the drawer shackles and enter the vast online world to provide services to users.
What services?
Regardless of 3721, just search, collect, analyze, and target massive information, all information, all information!
Suddenly.
There was a strange sound.
"Gollum...... Gollum ......"
Wei Ming came back to his senses from the world of drawers, and when he looked up, it was Ke Minhong drinking tea.
Ke Minhong drank the first sip of tea, almost died, after a few minutes of buffering and precipitation, he felt that he was still unsatisfied, so he picked up the mug and poured it directly into his throat......
The most outrageous thing is that he chewed the tea leaves and swallowed the tea residues together!
Wei Ming was dumbfounded.
"Hiccup......
After a big cup of belly, Ke Minhong burped, glared at Wei Ming again, and made a request: "The tea is delicious, and the tea is delicious!" Can you make another cup? ”
Wei Ming rolled his eyes and asked, "Did the first sip of tea you drink just now help you relieve your hangover?" ”