Chapter 6: Marriage (I)
Volume 1 Temporaries of the Underworld
Chapter 6: The Marriage of the Underworld (I)
After saying goodbye to the two girls, Fan Jinyan didn't have time to return to the dormitory, when he met two ghosts who came to him with ghosts.
After the two ghosts disappeared, Fan Jinyan looked at the female ghost in red standing in front of him in a daze.
The female ghost in front of her was pale-complexioned, her eyes were prominent, and she had a long tongue dragging her tongue, and she always felt very uncomfortable standing opposite her.
If it weren't for the ghost messenger, Fan Jinyan even suspected that the woman in front of him was a powerful ghost.
Hurriedly opened the brown paper envelope and took out her file to see: Chu Xiahe, died in the sixth year of Daming Zhengde, the cause of death was hanging, and the wish was: to have a secret marriage.
After putting away the file, Fan Jinyan swallowed his saliva and said, "Can you change your appearance first, I'm really a little uncomfortable." ”
The female ghost did not get angry as he imagined, but said after making a blessing to Fan Jinyan: "It's not that the slave family wants to scare the son, just because the slave family hanged himself, and he can only retain the appearance of his deathbed." ”
Fan Jinyan nodded and said, "Since that's the case, I won't embarrass the girl." Just follow me! I'll have to go back and find out what the hell is going on. ”
As soon as they pushed the dormitory open, they were discovered by sharp-eyed roommates, and they were brutally pulled down on the bed to extract confessions.
"Honestly, where have you been in the past two days?" The mustachioed roommate asked as he rode on Fan Jinyan.
"That's right! The god is mysterious, did he go behind our backs? Four Eyes said.
"I don't think you can see if his suit, Armani's, has been maintained by that rich woman." Xiaokang, who was full of pimples, said.
Fan Jinyan said helplessly: "Brothers, I'm almost exhausted, let me take a shower first." ”
"Tired? What's the trick? How many rich women did you serve? Oops! Rolex! As he spoke, he saw the Rolex watch Fan Jinyan was wearing on his wrist, and couldn't help screaming.
When Xiaokang heard this, he hurriedly went to untie Fan Jinyan's belt.
Seeing Xiaokang's movements, Fan Jinyan jumped, and hurriedly pushed Xiaokang's hand away and said, "What do you want to do?" ”
Xiaokang pretended to be fierce and said: "I want to see how powerful your little brother is, you can earn so many good things in two days." ”
"Fuck your uncle, you're the ones who buy meat, I won't tell you, I'm taking a bath." After Fan Jinyan finished speaking, he got rid of his pestering roommate and walked to the toilet.
However, these guys still forced Fan Jinyan to agree to invite them to a big dinner on Sunday before they gave up.
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The next morning, the roommates all went to class, Fan Jinyan quickly got up and cleaned up, and then sat in front of the computer to check the information about the secret marriage. After some inquiry, I also roughly understood the meaning of ghost marriage.
"Miss Chu, do you have any requirements for the object of the secret marriage?" Fan Jinyan casually said to the mobile phone on the standby on the table.
As soon as the words fell, that creepy face suddenly flashed on the phone. "The son is in charge, and the slave family has no requirements. ”
Fan Jinyan said with a smile: "Although it is only a wedding, you have to choose it well!" ”
Chu Xiahe sighed: "Childe doesn't know, after I hanged myself and was martyred, the negative man I chose married another woman. ”
"Then why are you ...... now," Fan Jinyan asked regretfully.
"The slave family doesn't know why, but they always think about the day when they wear the phoenix crown and xia veil...... Chu Xiahe said to himself.
Fan Jinyan heard the thorn dragon say that this is the so-called obsession, many ghosts are the same, they have been doing or wanting to do something, but they don't know why they do it.
Chu Xiahe is like this, she most hoped for a wedding in her lifetime, but left the world with sadness and despair. Her obsession was to have a wedding, but she didn't know why she wanted to have such a meaningless wedding.
In today's society, there are very few families who want to find a marriage with a secret marriage, at least one morning Fan Jinyan did not find any information on the Internet.
Clueless, he could only call the thorn dragon again, to be honest, he didn't understand why there was a thorn surname, could it be that the ghost also had a popular stage name?
"Hey......" Fan Jinyan dialed the phone, but was interrupted by the thorn dragon as soon as he fed it.
"If it's not something important, Lao Tzu will definitely wring off your dog's head."
"You're not busy making people, are you?" Fan Jinyan said with a smile.
As soon as the words fell, the stinging dragon scolded angrily: "Your head is full of mush." ”
Fan Jinyan pursed his lips and said, "I really have something to ask you for." ”
After waiting for a long time, he didn't wait for the Thorn Dragon's response, so he put down his phone to see if these two goods were making people, and just saw the Thorn Dragon fall to the ground and spit out a mouthful of blood.
"What's wrong with you?" Fan Jinyan was surprised.
The thorny dragon wiped his mouth casually and roared, "Don't talk nonsense, I'll go find you when I'm done." ”
After finishing speaking, he rushed forward without hanging his hand, and Fan Jinyan could vaguely see several people dressed similarly to the thorn dragon attacking a cloud of gray-black smoke from the video.
Fan Jinyan just kept holding his mobile phone to watch the thorny dragon and them, but he couldn't see what was in the smoke, only saw people rushing into the smoke and being shocked out.
Just when Fan Jinyan was about to hang up, the original gray-black smoke slowly turned red, until it turned blood-red. I only heard one of the people inside yelling: "Run, it's about to mutate." ”
As soon as the man finished shouting, the screen moved rapidly, and all that could be heard was the sound of the wind and wheezing as the dragon ran.
"You've seen enough, kid! Wait for me at the café last time. The speeding dragon yelled at the phone and hung up.
Fan Jinyan looked at the disappearing picture and pouted, so he put on his coat and went out to the café where he last met.
After drinking about two cups of coffee, the thorny dragon appeared at the door of the café, and to Fan Jinyan's surprise, wasn't this thing still running for his life just now? In a blink of an eye, it was a suit and leather shoes, and there was no trace of embarrassment at all.
The thorny dragon sat across from him with a big grin, ordered a cup of coffee, and said, "What do you see?" ”
"Didn't you just run for your life?" Fan Jinyan wondered.
"Cut! We call it a tactical retreat, you know the! The thorny dragon said cheekily.
Fan Jinyan knew that this thing loved to pretend, and he didn't bother to talk nonsense, so he asked directly: "What was that just now?" ”
"This coffee is good, it's a thousand-year-old monster who has to come out every few years to make trouble." The thorny dragon said after taking a sip of coffee.
Fan Jinyan asked curiously: "You can't accept him?" ”
"Shut up the fart, don't ask too much about this, it's no good to know too much. Say, come to me for trouble? The dragon said.
Fan Jinyan is the kind of master who has more things than less things, and the thorn dragon didn't let him ask, so he didn't bother to care, so he said: "There is another ghost sent from above, who is worthy of the underworld marriage, I just want to ask you if you know that you can match there." ”
The thorny dragon thought for a moment and replied, "I'll call first." ”
After speaking, he picked up his mobile phone and dialed a number, Fan Jinyan drank coffee and waited for him to finish calling.
After saying thank you, the thorny dragon hung up the phone and said, "There is a special place for underworld marriage in the suburbs of Beijing, and this is the address." After speaking, he sent the address to Fan Jinyan's mobile phone.
After sending a message, the thorny dragon said, "I still have to leave beforehand, and I have something to call." After speaking, he turned around and left without waiting for Jin Yan to speak, and after walking a few steps, he suddenly turned around and said solemnly: "Jin Yan, I hope you don't treat the wish master as a job, but sincerely help them." ”
Fan Jinyan looked at the disappeared back and suddenly rose a trace of respect, in his impression the thorn dragon was completely out of tune, but he didn't expect him to also have a sensual side.
Early the next morning, Fan Jinyan took a taxi to a remote village on the outskirts of Beijing, and after asking casually, he found Huang Banxian's house behind the village.
Fan Jinyan didn't expect this Huang Banxian's business to be so good, the small courtyard was crowded with people who came to go on a blind date, but he was the only young man here.
"Young man, are you a girl or a boy?" At this time, a middle-aged aunt dressed in ordinary clothes next to her asked.
Fan Jinyan blushed a little and said, "Ugh! …… It's a girl. ”
The aunt hurriedly pulled and said, "Young man, how old is your girl?" Do you have a photo? ……”
Fan Jinyan opened his mouth wide and looked at the middle-aged aunt who was like a river,
He's a little confused now, whether this is a living blind date or a blind date!
"Young man, don't be embarrassed, people are gone, you can't let them be lonely down there!" Auntie sighed.
Fan Jinyan was still a little uncomfortable with this method, and hurriedly said, "Auntie? I forgot to bring a photo when I went out, so I might as well take a look at your kid's picture. ”
The aunt glanced at Fan Jinyan and said suspiciously: "You really didn't bring it." ”
Fan Jinyan smiled bitterly: "Auntie, it's my first time here, and I don't know how to prepare photos." ”
"Young man, if you don't prepare this, how can the master give you a recipe?" Aunt said earnestly.
After speaking, he took out a photo of his son and said, "Look at it, how about it?" ”
Fan Jinyan swallowed his saliva with difficulty, no wonder this aunt is so enthusiastic, even the facial features of the man in the photo are almost crowded. After seeing this face, Jin Yan suddenly felt that Chu Xiahe looked much better.
"Tell me, young man, how is it!" Aunt asked.
Fan Jinyan smiled bitterly: "I'm afraid it's not suitable!" It's not up to us to decide whether this is compatible or not! ”
The aunt pouted and said: "Knowing people and knowing faces but not knowing hearts, it's good to have a good heart." ”
Fan Jinyan didn't know how to answer, so he had to keep his mouth shut and continue to line up.
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After it was Fan Jinyan's turn to enter the house, he looked around, the outside looked like an ordinary bungalow, but he didn't expect the decoration inside to be quite high-grade, and he couldn't help but sigh that this Huang Banxian's business was quite prosperous.
At the suggestion of a middle-aged woman, he sat opposite the slightly chubby man, Fan Jinyan looked at it for a long time and didn't think that the person opposite could have anything to do with the immortal character, except for the Taoist robe, no matter how he looked at it, it was no different from an ordinary peasant.
Huang Banxian said angrily: "Take it!" ”
Fan Jinyan said blankly: "What to take?" ”
"Of course, it's the road money!" Huang Banxian closed his eyes and said.
Fan Jinyan reluctantly took out a hundred and said, "Is it enough?" ”
Huang Banxian nodded, took out a piece of paper after accepting the money, and said, "Write down your name and birthday." ”
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