Chapter 18: Big Brother!

They are gone, but I am left to face Guan Yu, what should I do with this ideological work? It's also a coincidence, Yang Jian, who has the most bad water, is not here, how can I communicate with the Martial Saint?

Guan Yu stroked the long beard under his cheeks with both hands, good guy, I don't know if this thing is two feet long, but it is basically on the stomach, and at a glance, I thought that my hair was in the wrong place......

And I think it is, his blush probably has something to do with this beard, think about it, everyone is yellow, why did his face grow this color? Can't tell, right? His complexion is not right when you say it is a birthmark, he didn't grow such a big lump, I think it's because he has too much beard, and it is estimated that he can weigh half a catty if he ties a piece, just imagine, a person hangs a half-catty scale on his chin all day long, who doesn't blush......

"You have something to say, but it doesn't hurt to say it." Brushing his beard, Guan Yu glanced at me slightly, I don't know if it's because of the problem of his eyes or his arrogant temperament, I feel that he is always squinting at people, history describes that he has a pair of Danfeng eyes, and now he is in close contact, it is really like this, but it is precisely because of these eyes that it can invisibly give people a feeling of being high, making people feel that the divine light is compelling.

I rubbed my hands together and sat next to him in a bit of a panic: "What do you say...... Second brother, you are a legendary figure, and I am a little nervous when I talk to you. ”

He waved his hand lightly: "What legend is not a legend, before I came, Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Natota, had already explained your identity to me, and Guan Moujie Wufu caused you trouble." ”

I scratched my head a little embarrassed: "Second brother won the prize, win!" Let's get down to business, as you know, you've already died once. ”

"In the past, Guan Mou was defeated in Maicheng and was beheaded by Sun Quan together with Wu'er, but when he woke up this time, the head of Xiang Shang was still there, so naturally someone made the great magic power bring Guan back to life." As he spoke, he subconsciously raised his neck with two hands, this action is really thunderous, and I don't know if he is afraid that his head will fall again......

I wanted to laugh a little, but I didn't dare to laugh, so I could only hold my breath and continue: "That's right, since I have died, it means that the previous life has been revealed, since I have been reborn, and now it is a peaceful and prosperous era, I think, can you and Lu Bu's festival also be put aside, and it stands to reason that you guys took advantage of the fight with Lu Bu in the Tiger Prison Pass back then......"

"This is a bad statement, the Tiger Prison is a battle, we are each our master, not to mention hatred, the reason why my third brother is annoyed with him is because the third brother guarded Xuzhou back then, and then Lu Fengxian clearly got the benefits of my eldest brother, but turned around and took away Xuzhou, this matter is the crux of the matter."

I know that Lu Bu seized Xuzhou, and when Guan Yu mentioned it, I immediately said: "Second brother, I said that you may not like to hear it, not that Lu Bu came to me first, I will help him speak, I think that if it wasn't for your third brother beating someone's father-in-law, I don't think Lu Bu would necessarily take Xuzhou, of course, I don't know what he thinks, after all, only he knows, and after taking Xuzhou, he also finally paid a painful price for this matter, you know, it's all in the past, When everyone is reasonable, let's live again, there is no need to make you live and die again, don't you say that's the reason? ”

Guan Yu was silent for a while after listening, this is the case, a slap doesn't make a sound, regardless of whether Lu Bu really took Xuzhou for Cao Bao at that time, but in the final analysis, you Zhang Fei did lose Xuzhou because of the loss, everyone knows in history.

I have to say that it makes a lot of sense for Guan Yu to be praised by the world in the end, he is not only strong in martial arts, loyal to the monarch and righteous, but also really reasonable, after pondering, he didn't feel that there was anything wrong with my words, and nodded slightly: "Now that I think about it, I blamed the third brother for drinking and making mistakes at that time." ”

"That's right, you, if you have time, you still have to talk to the third brother, he didn't just lose Xuzhou when he drank, do you know how he died in the end?"

Guan Yu shook his head: "I haven't asked yet." ”

It seems that they were brought by Li Jing directly after their resurrection, and they haven't communicated much, I thought back to the plot in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", thinking that Zhang Fei would still be tied up in the toilet, he wanted to put it aside and heard me say bad things about him, and he probably had to trouble me later, so he deliberately lowered his voice, and I said: "Back then, you were killed by Sun Quan, and in order to avenge you, he drank all day long, and you also know that the third brother is drunk and loves to play drunk...... No, he was in a hurry, drunk and beat the people on the side, and then the people below really couldn't complete the task he was given, and finally took his head while he was sleeping......"

"It turned out that he was also cut off by someone, and he wanted to be a Taoyuan rebel in the new year, and the three of us brothers promised to live and die together, but I never thought that the final ending would be extremely similar." Guan Yu laughed at himself, and then sighed: "Oh, my third brother, what is good about him, his habit has been said countless times by the eldest brother and the military advisor, but he can't change it." ”

"Now the world is different, I don't know what Li Jing said to you, anyway, we are now living a very stable life for the common people, not mentioning the standard of living or anything for the time being, but at least I haven't experienced a war for some years, the legal system is relatively sound, you come to live with me, in fact, it is to enjoy the blessings, I don't think there is any need to twist the jaw anymore, and Lu Bu is not the same as before after being reborn this time, he feels that his previous life was too ridiculous, and now he just wants to eat quietly and wait for death, you look at him now, Are you fatter than you were then? Let me tell you the second brother, he is not swollen, what is this called, his heart is wide and fat, it really doesn't make sense for you to entangle with him again......"

I have to say, although Zhu Houzhao is not very tune-in, but at least in Guan Yu's personality analysis he is still right, Guan Yu is indeed a reasonable person, I talked to him endlessly, he has not spoken, let me talk to that, and finally I said that my lips are dry, Guan Yu said: "Lu Bu about this, I can talk to the third brother later, in fact, it doesn't matter, our brother doesn't want to live here, I am most concerned about my eldest brother now, if the little brother is convenient, Guan wants to ask you for two fast horses, and if you look for your brother in the future, Guan will be rewarded. ”

He arched his hand at me as he spoke, and I came down in sweat, and told me that I wanted two horses...... Now a foal can be paid tens of thousands, so where can I find two horses for him on my terms......

I wiped the sweat from my forehead: "Second brother, I don't have the money to buy a horse for you, you really have to remember Liu Bei, I will take you to Wuhou Temple another day to give him a pillar of incense......"

Guan Yu immediately stood up in shock when he heard Shangxiang: "What do you mean, it's difficult...... Don't...... My eldest brother is no longer here! ”

I nodded silently: "According to normal historical time, you have all been hanging for more than 1,800 years......"

I clearly saw Guan Yu stumbling, he hurriedly reached out and grabbed the sofa to support his body from falling, and after a while, he shouted loudly: "Big brother! ”

His voice was almost earth-shattering, and Zhang Fei also heard it in the toilet, so I heard Zhang Fei shouting hurriedly in the toilet: "Second brother, what's wrong with the eldest brother?" ”

As soon as Guan Yu closed his eyes, two lines of hot tears flowed down his cheeks, his whole body was tense, shaking like drying beans, and his tone of voice seemed very difficult: "Big brother...... Big Brother is gone! ”

Zhang Fei exclaimed: "What! Big Brother is gone? You...... Did you kill my big brother? ”

His last sentence should have been said to Lu Bu in the toilet, and sure enough, it was followed by Lu Bu's innocent voice: "It's my business, I'll die before you......"-

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It's a bit of a delay, and I'm going to speed up the progress from tomorrow (to be continued.) )