If this happened before I met the gods, I think I'd be crazy by now......

However, even if I have long been accustomed to the arrival of the great god, at this moment, I still have some difficulty adapting, after all, those who came before were all humanoid creatures, and the ...... in front of me

Do I have to find him a pair of pants to wear first......

After going to the toilet, the monkey swaggered back to the living room, and under the surprised gaze of everyone, he 'squatted' on the sofa......

Bai Qi, Zhao Kuo, Lu Bu and even Li Cunxiao saw that their eyes were about to collapse, and I didn't know what to say for a while, so I could only break a banana from the fruit plate on the coffee table and hand it to the monkey. ”

Damn, who would dare to sit like him? I thought I was the hell......

"You...... You...... Wouldn't you be...... It's Monkey King...... "The first time I chatted with a monkey, I couldn't even speak, I think it might not only be me, but I'm afraid it's not much worse for someone else......

"Monkey King, that was the name of many years ago, and my grandson is now the Fighting Holy Buddha."

, he is really the Monkey King!

The monkey grinned and licked his tongue around his teeth, scratched his ears and cheeks, and raised his head at everyone: "You must have said it all about my grandson, right?" “

Everyone shook their heads blankly: "I haven't heard of ......"

"What! You don't even know my grandson? ”

The monkey belongs to the primate, when he is angry, he is similar to us humans, and he can clearly feel it from his expression and body language, and when he saw that Sun Wukong was a little unhappy, I hurriedly explained to him: "The Great Sage is angry, you were just a stone when they died......"

I'm very depressed now, I used to deal with gods and celebrities with different personalities, and now I have an extra monkey at home, and when he is unhappy in the future, I comfort him on the shoulder or catch lice for him? No, I'll have to go to Baidu to check it out later.

Although Bai Qi is known as a killing god, he has no relevant experience in chatting with monkeys, so he carefully pulled me aside, and he whispered: "Mingzi, how can this monkey speak?" ”

"He's not an ordinary monkey, how to say it, he's a monkey demon transformed from a stone, and later a monk named Tang Xuanzang went abroad to learn scriptures, because he made the most credit along the way, so he achieved positive results."

Bai Qi was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth: "So powerful!" ”

I nodded silently: "Of course it's amazing, he almost didn't smash the Heavenly Palace on his own, and beat the Jade Emperor, so you killed the millions of people at that time, and he was as far away as the old nose, so he is both a Monkey King and a fighting Holy Buddha, can he take it?" ”

Bai Qi gave a thumbs up: "Then he will live with us in the future?" ”

"That's right."

"Then he lives here, and we don't need to go out to work?"

I was speechless: "What class does he go to as a monkey?" Send it to the zoo ......"

Bai Qi smiled: "Isn't it possible to arrange manpower for us to go to that place?" Nezha and Mad God can both be on stage, what's the matter with a monkey play? ”

His words made my face turn green with fright: "Yo! Don't have such thoughts, although he has become a Buddha, but after all, he is a monkey, and his personality is so strange that he is dying, before he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace because the Jade Emperor asked him to raise horses, and he didn't do anything to raise horses, let alone let him go on the stage to do somersaults, he wanted someone to be unhappy and smashed Dong Xiaoya's field......"

"What are you muttering there?" Sun Wukong saw the two of us talking behind his back, and asked on the side.

I snorted: "It's okay, Uncle Bai is afraid that you will freeze, so I asked me if I want to find you clothes to wear......"

Bai Qi tugged at my clothes behind him: "When did I say that......"

Sun Wukong straightened his long hair: "Dressing? I'm as afraid of the cold as you are, so why do you have such long hair? ”

He didn't even know what I was talking about......

Returning to the sofa and sitting down, looking at the Monkey King in front of me, I couldn't figure it out, even if Sun Wukong jumped out of the Three Realms and was not in the Five Elements, the laws of Heaven could not restrain him, and the Nether Realm could have mana, but how could his appearance not change? Lei Zhenzi also gave his wings and Lei Gongzui.

Sun Wukong also noticed that my face was different, and said, "Why do you keep staring at me like this?" ”

I frowned: "Great Sage, I shouldn't ask a question, although I know that you are the only god and Buddha who has mana in the Nether, but why can't you change your appearance?" With the appearance of this monkey, aren't you afraid of being too shocking? ”

Sun Wukong was at a loss when he heard this: "Why, haven't people seen monkeys now?" ”

"It's not." I was a little messy for a while: "How can I say it, if you appear in human form, it won't be a big problem to communicate with people, but now you appear in the form of a monkey, how scary would it be if you didn't resist talking to people one day?" We are now in an atheist country, and your situation does not fit the modern worldview......"

"Then won't it be over if I don't talk to someone?"

This is the first time I've talked to a monkey, and it's the first time I've been choked by an animal......

"As long as you can hold back and not speak in front of outsiders, by the way, you have to stay here, my food may not be suitable for your taste, should I prepare some fruit for you or something?" In Journey to the West, I played Sun Monkey eating noodles, but after all, it was a film and television work, and I don't know what Monkey King used as a staple food in real life.

"Don't bother with that, my grandson won't stay with you for long, your guard work has already been done by people from Heaven, my grandson just came to help, for example, what kind of powerful thorn do you have here, the people in Heaven can't handle it because their mana is restricted, then my grandson can come over and help you take away the lesson, if you want to say that you are resident, forget it, my grandson can't stay."

Sun Wukong plucked a monkey hair from his body and handed it to me as he spoke, saying, "If you are in a hurry to find my grandson, just blow at it and shout my grandson's name three times, then I will naturally appear." ”

When he finished speaking, I didn't reach out to pick up the monkey hair, Sun Wukong couldn't help but be a little strange, and said, "Take it, what, are you still embarrassed?" ”

I looked embarrassed: "Great Sage...... Or...... Why don't you pluck the hair somewhere else for me......"

It's not that I'm picky, the key is that I just saw that he was picking the hair on his crotch, and I don't know if the monkey is like us and has a ...... of hair.

Partition -

The old wine needs to rest for an afternoon and recover its state, so I would like to ask you for half a day off, and I will change it today for the time being! Forgive me, forgive me