Damn, I never expected Li Cunxiao to shoot at Lu Bu, and I don't know who is used to him, you said that Lu Bu didn't recruit him to provoke him......

As far as Lu Bu is tall, he and Li Cunxiao are basically the same, they stay in one room, I feel that there is not enough oxygen, these two heads-up madmen who cross the era will fight for a while, who can pull me away, Bai Qi, and Zhao Kuo?

"You don't know as much as he does, he's a bit blocked here." I pointed my finger at my head to remind Lu Bu to wake up, but instead of being angry, Lu Bu waved his hand to show that he didn't care......

It's not the same as it says in the book, hey! Who is Lu Bu? Yongguan three armies, invincible characters in the world, even the second master of Wusheng Guan and their family's liar Liu and butcher Zhang 3V1 were stunned to be the characters who didn't win, at the end of the Han Dynasty, he was recognized as the strongest man in the world, and he was so awesome that he exploded, so good temper can he still be good?

As a result, he really didn't have any fire at all, which really surprised me.

"What do you mean, you're also a general?" Lu Bu arched his hand at Li Cunxiao and asked.

Li Cunxiao raised his neck in his eyes: "From my outfit, you still can't see it?" ”

He is also really confident enough, although his armor is indeed majestic, but since he was caught by us last time, he can have two durian shells attached to the back of his buttocks, and his crotch is covered with sealing glue, how silly and stupid is that look......

"Then you haven't asked for your name?" Lu Bu still maintained a humble face, which made me very puzzled, in my opinion, even if he is such a powerful character with a good temper, it is impossible to be so low-key! And is Lu Bu a low-key person? Back then, when he was wrapped up with Diao Chan, he was bumped into by Dong Zhuo in Fengyi Pavilion.

What is Fengyi Pavilion? That TM is Dong Zhuo's backyard, even if Dong Zhuo goes to work, you can't be a person, the nanny at home is all blind, right......

As a result, this Lu Bu really doesn't pick a place, I'm going to mess around with your daughter-in-law at your house! It has to be outside the house......

This is also annoying enough, so Lu Bu is definitely not low-key.

But it's just such a person who is not low-key, he is scolded without saying anything, and he has a humble face, which is too much to say.

"My name is Li Cunxiao, and I am the thirteenth Taibao of the Tang Dynasty."

Li Cunxiao's face was unruly, but Lu Bu was confused: "Li Cunxiao! Why haven't I heard of this name? ”

"You've heard of the ghost, he's hundreds of years behind you......" I was speechless......

"Oh, it turned out to be a general in later generations, I said why haven't I heard of it." Lu Bu is not stupid, as soon as I explain it, he will know what is going on.

After circling around Li Cunxiao twice, Lu Bu suddenly pointed to the two durian shells behind Li Cunxiao's buttocks and said, "Huh! Why is the armor of later generations so novel, and there is a protective gear on the buttocks, which we didn't have at that time. ”

When Li Cunxiao said this, his eyes erupted with fire, stared at me and gritted his teeth: "I'm not armor." ”

Lu Bu didn't understand it again, so he picked the back of his head: "It's not armor, what is it?" I'll see, hey! Why is this so like a saddle? Huh! I said, how do you put the saddle on your ass? ”

Li Cunxiao was about to collapse: "Have you ever seen a saddle full of spikes?" ”

Lu Bu shook his head: "I haven't seen this, but then again, this thing is not a protective gear, and there are so many thorns, what are you doing with it wrapped around your butt?" Don't panic? ”

Li Cunxiao roared hysterically at me: "Do you think I want to, this is what that bastard wrapped me in order to fix me!" ”

Lu Bu: "......"

I don't want the two of them to talk too much, after all, Li Cunxiao is too flirtatious, what if he provokes Lu Bu? This has to be fought, not to mention who wins and who loses, and my shabby house can't stand his toss.

Put Lu Bu back on the sofa and sit down, I made two cups of tea and was going to have a good chat with him, but Li Cunxiao was extremely excited at this time, in fact, he stopped a few days ago, and he didn't know if someone was crazy or what was going on today, he always wanted to provoke Lu Bu: "Lu Fengxian, as the first fierce general in the late Han Dynasty, don't you want to meet the first fierce general of other dynasties?" ”

Lu Bu shook his head, a little disappointed, and said, "The courage of the horseman, what is the way?" I think I thought I was the best in the world back then, and I was stubborn and self-serving, but what happened? All the princes in the world didn't want to see me, and finally hanged the White Gate Tower, such the first in the world, if you want to be, you should go, I don't have the slightest interest anyway. ”

After saying this, Lu Bu ignored Li Cunxiao anymore, and said to me: "Mingzi, from now on, I will live here with you, if I don't understand something, you can teach me more, I want to be when I was alive, I have been running around, and I haven't lived a stable life, now, I want to be pure." ”

I glanced back at Bai Qi and smiled at Lu Bu: "If you can really think like this, then I can rest easy, by the way, what about your monkey?" ”

Previously, Li Cunxiao wanted to find Lu Bu to stir up trouble, but I forgot about this stubble when I was distracted, but now when I chatted, I suddenly remembered, looked around, and saw no trace of the monkey.

Lu Bu stretched out his hand at me: "I didn't see it, that's not my monkey." ”

"It's not your monkey, so why is it with you!"

"This was brought by King Tota."

"Him! What did he bring a monkey for? ”

Hearing Lu Bu say this, I quickly got up and looked everywhere in the living room, this kind of thing is much more noisy than ordinary cats and dogs, it belongs to primates, maybe where to hold it bad, if you don't pay attention, it will steal things.

Just looking for it, Zhao Kuo suddenly pointed his finger at my waist and said, "You said that the monkey I just saw it go into the toilet......

"Damn, why didn't you say it earlier, what if it would plague our toothbrush towel in a while?" I glanced at Zhao Kuo dissatisfied, turned around and ran to the toilet, but as soon as I arrived at the door, I was stunned by the scene in front of me.

The monkey was actually squatting in the toilet to defecate, and it was squatting exactly like when we were in the pit, and the monkey turned its head to look at me the moment I got to the door......

I had never heard of such a situation, and as I was standing in the doorway, I was at a loss, when the monkey suddenly grinned, and a sentence popped out of his mouth: "I'm sorry, I forgot to close the door......"

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