I really want to smack myself in the mouth, you say I know he has paranoid personality disorder, what do I have to do with him......

I don't know if the mine is really fake, but there are so many people in the yard, if he digs up this one and it's a real guy, won't it all be destroyed?

said that it was too late, and it happened that it was Lu Bu standing behind him, and I didn't have time to think about it, so I shouted at Lu Bu: "Why are you still stunned, quickly hold this **** and don't let him step on the ......"

Is it the god of war, as soon as my words fell, Lu Bu reflexively grabbed You Heng's hair, and then threw it back, without thinking, You Heng was just as I expected, he held his head high and was proudly thrown out by Lu Bu as garbage......

The situation was sudden, and the people in the yard couldn't understand what was going on for a while, so I hurriedly stretched out my hand: "Stand where you are, don't come over." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Everyone didn't know why when they heard this, they all looked at me blankly, waved at Yang Jian, and I shouted: "Second brother, come here quickly and see if this thing is real or fake." ”

Originally, Yang Jian led San'er and them to line up behind them, he didn't know what was going on in front of us, and when he heard me call him, he also walked over with a confused face: "What's wrong?" What is it? ”

I was afraid of the mine on the ground and snorted my mouth: "This is dug up by the old man and the gate of the courtyard at noon today, I don't know if it's true or not." ”

"Isn't this a landmine? Dig out at the door of our yard? ”

Seeing that I nodded yes, he continued: "Usually, your company's big cars go in and out and don't see the pressure explosion, most of them are fake, right?" ”

I shook my head: "You said that someone came at noon to bury it secretly, but there was no one before." ”

Yang Jian frowned after hearing this: "What do you mean?" How do you feel like someone is trying to harm us? ”

I spread my hands: "I don't know, I have to figure out if this thing is real or fake." ”

Lei Zhenzi also surrounded him at this time, he glanced at the mine, and said, "What is this iron lump?" Why were you so surprised? ”

"Landmines, if you step on them, they will explode, and they are very powerful." I replied casually, and then said to Yang Jian: "You have been with the mortal world for the longest time, you can take a look." ”

Yang Jian looked embarrassed: "I can know a fart, I haven't studied this thing......"

Lei Zhenzi couldn't recognize the truth when he heard that neither of us, so he hurriedly said on the side: "Listen to what you mean, if this thing is true, it will explode if you step on it, right?" ”

I nodded, "yes." ”

"If you don't blow it up, it's fake?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense? That's for sure. ”

He listened with a look on his face: "Then what else is there to see?" Since you can't tell the difference, don't you know if you step on it? ”

I was speechless: "You don't even step on ****, you dare to step on this ......"

"I don't dare to step on **** because it is dirty, and the nature is different......"

"Pull it down, this thing is much more terrifying than ****, do you think they all have the same fairy qi as you? It's going to explode, except for a few of you immortals, everyone else has to finish playing, you hurry up and stay where you are, don't mess around here. ”

Yang Jian touched his chin: "Or, I'll take it and step on it?" ”

I was on the verge of crying: "I finally know why people keep talking stupid. It's going to be contagious, don't play with the mad god if it's okay in the future, real Nima is funny, even if you can't die, but this is TM thunder! What do you think about firecrackers? Even if you can't blow up anyone, the sound won't alarm the police station! If someone else comes to check on this Nima, how can we explain it to people because we have black households in the yard? ”

Yang Jian was also embarrassed: "What should I do then?" I can't tell the real from the fake......"

"What else can I do?" I bowed to the small river on the side of the road outside the courtyard: "Throw it in the river, but you can be careful when you throw it, don't throw it in shallow water, in case anyone wants to go down to the river and step on it, we will be in trouble." ”

It's also TM poured blood mold, you say this for no reason, who is full and has nothing to do to bury mines at the door of my yard! The consequences of this explosion are unbearable to ordinary people, it's not a life and death enemy who will do this!

You said that it would be better to put this matter on hold, even if these gods in the family blew up three long and two short, but they don't have a household registration, and they can't find their heads when they check the missing people, but now it's different, there are so many actors in the yard, I will definitely suffer if something happens to them, although today this thunder made Youheng sweep by mistake, but you can't keep it when someone will give you another one!

The more I thought about it, the more scared I became, it seemed that I didn't dare to let the actors come over for training before the matter was clarified, and at this point, I was not in the mood to continue to send durians, so I hurriedly beckoned the gods to go upstairs to the meeting.

Huang Simeng saw that something was being sent well, and it was strange that he suddenly said that he would not send it: "Why didn't you send it?" What about durian, just pile up in the yard like this? ”

I sighed, "Now we have something else to do, let's let them come down and get it themselves later, by the way, I want to discuss something with you." ”

Seeing my solemn face, Huang Simeng was also a little panicked: "What's the matter?" I think you just said that the iron lump seems to be a thunder, could it be true? ”

"It's very likely, but it's not certain yet."

Hearing me admit it, Huang Simeng's face changed instantly: "Ah! Have you offended someone? Think about it, who have you been with recently. ”

I sighed: "There are too many knots, and I don't know which group of people it is for a while." ”

Huang Simeng was about to cry after hearing this: "Why didn't you tell me about this kind of thing before!" You say that I have so many actors, who is responsible for something......"

"Who knew before, I thought it was time to tie the knot...... I was about to tell her about the things I had offended traffickers, drug dealers, liars, and the Black Society before, when my phone suddenly rang at this juncture.

I picked it up and listened, and the voice on the other end of the phone turned out to be a dull brother......

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Old wine usually rarely recommends books, because of the update of the problem embarrassed to open this mouthful, but today I have to ask the brothers to help the old wine, I have a very good buddy opened a new book, he has finished the book before, the character is absolutely guaranteed, and he is the same as the old wine, belongs to the city's funny text, so the old wine here is willing to ask the brothers to help collect it, if you think the quality of the book is OK, help him vote for some recommendations, thank you for the old wine!

The name of the book is "Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven", the author is called Cui An, and the content is roughly as follows:

When the super invincible loser woke up, everything around him changed.

Drink the elixir and jade liquid, eat the peach elixir, and play the fairy goddess Ji...... Why?

Lao Tzu is the Emperor of Heaven! (To be continued.) )