As soon as his voice fell, I punched the girl in the door, Zhu Houzhao was in pain, covered his face and said, "Why are you beating me?" ”

I frowned and yelled at him, "If you make this kind of joke with me after dinner in the future, I'll plant you in the field,!" Don't you know that you can't hit your stomach when you're full? ”

"Farming! What do you mean? ”

Zhu Houzhao looked dazed, and Huang Simeng also walked in front and back at this time: "I will burn paper for you during the New Year's holidays, understand?" Hey! Why did you two just meet pinch each other? ”

Zhu Houzhao pointed to the ground with his hand: "I asked him why he **** ...... at noon."

"You threw up?" Huang Simeng glanced at the durian on the ground, then pursed his lips and smiled, and said to Zhu Houzhao: "Which dynasty are you from?" Why don't you even know about durian......"

"It's durian!" Zhu Houzhao looked surprised, judging from his expression, he obviously knew the fruit: "Tsk, I said why it stinks, at first I thought you were ****, it turned out to be this, hey!" Now the common people can eat this? ”

As soon as he said this, I suddenly remembered that durian had been introduced to China in the Zheng He era, but at that time, ordinary people may not be able to reach it because of transportation problems, but Zhu Houzhao was the emperor later, he should have seen it, but the durian I vomited had already walked around in my stomach, and Zhu Houzhao didn't recognize it at the first time. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

We were talking in the yard, but the tractor master was waiting a little impatiently outside, he pushed open the yard door, and said to me: "Brother, you should hurry up and find someone to unload the goods, I have other work later." ”

I was disturbed by Zhu Houzhao just now, I actually forgot that there was someone waiting outside the door, the topic we just talked about is very sensitive, it would be bad to be listened to by outsiders!

Take a look at the tractor, the small half car of durian is a lot, the gods of the family are all masters, you want them to come down as porters, I guess there are few willing, let me carry them up one by one, then I have to be tired half to death, there is no other way, I can only let the tractor master unload all the durians in the yard first.

After the driver unloaded the car, I quickly settled the transportation fee and sent him away, Zhang Fei and the second brother also surrounded him at this time, looking at the pile of durians piled up in the courtyard, Zhang Fei came to the heart: "Huh! Why do you buy so many weapons? ”

I don't have to think about it, he will treat this as a meteor hammer again, I casually said something about the fruit, and then asked Huang Simeng to go to the classroom to ask the actors not to go out, and then I went to the dormitory to call the gods to come down and receive durian.

It's also a coincidence, the gods are all here today, the one who has eaten durian before runs the fastest, the first to bear the brunt is of course Lei Zi, San'er and Old Man Bai, seeing that they are going to grab something, I hurriedly waved at them: "Don't mess around, go aside, line up to get it, there are four for one person." ”

Wu Sangui came up and stuffed a cigarette for me: "Can those who have been emperors receive it first?" ”

I yelled at Zhu Houzhao: "Everyone has to line up for the old Zhu orthodoxy, what kind of J.8 thing are you self-proclaimed?" Let the older ones come first, and you go last. ”

"That's it, the older ones." Nezha came out of the crowd as he spoke: "I am from the Shang Dynasty, and I am the oldest......"

"The Shang Dynasty's row Wu Sangui went behind." I pushed him away impatiently, and I didn't know what kind of wind Huang Simeng was smoking, seeing me pushing Nezha with my hand, her face immediately changed, and she protected Nezha by her side, and then she frowned and said dissatisfied: "Why are you so unkind to the child?" There is no quality at all. ”

As she spoke, she pulled Nezha to herself: "Oh, what a cute child, who are you, why are the people of the Shang Dynasty so old?" ”

Nezha saw that Huang Simeng was better at talking than me, so he immediately blinked his watery eyes, and said cutely: "Sister, I'm ......"

As a result, as soon as the word 'eldest sister' came out, Huang Simeng's face became even more ugly: "Who is your eldest sister?" You're the last in line. ”

Nezha looked confused, Huang Simeng's attitude changed too quickly, he didn't have time to react, and he didn't know what to do in place, but Yang Jian touched his bun head with a smile and led him back: "San'er, I said how long have you been here, why don't you understand such a little common sense?" In the future, when you look at a woman, you call her a beauty, or you can call her a sister, how earthy is it for you to call someone the eldest sister? You deserve to be last. ”

Send Nezha away, I beckoned Bai Qi and Du Fu to come over to receive the durian first, because Bai Qi was from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, and if he wanted to line up, he would also lead it first, and it happened that Huang Simeng also wanted to take the opportunity to meet the great god, so I also took this effort to start introducing.

As soon as he heard that the old man in front of him was a famous killing god in history, Huang Simeng naturally couldn't help but show a look of admiration: "I always like to watch "The Legend of Miyue", especially the sister-brother relationship between you and Miyue, it is too deep!" By the way, does Miyue in history look very similar to Sun Li? ”

Bai Qi looked dazed: "Who is Sun Li?" ”

Huang Simeng was stunned: "Isn't Sun Li the actor who plays Miyue?" ”

Bai Qi was even more confused: "Who is Miyue?" ”

I frowned: "Don't care who is who, take it and leave quickly, don't lead things with this person blocking the back, come on, Uncle Du, it's your turn." ”

I introduced him to Huang Simeng while beckoning Du Fu to receive things, and Huang Simeng was also surprised after hearing it: "You are the poet saint!" By the way, do you have a particularly good relationship with that Li Bai? ”

As soon as he heard someone ask about Li Bai, Du Fu immediately came to his senses: "That's nature, what's wrong?" ”

"Since the relationship between the two of you is so good, did he talk to you about the story of 'iron pestle sharpened into needles'?"

"Sharpen the iron pestle into a needle! Is there such a thing? ”

Seeing that Du Fu didn't know, Huang Simeng hurriedly said: "Why not, we have learned it in primary school textbooks, saying that Li Bai was not good at reading when he was a child, and then ran to the river to play, and only to run into an old lady and the grinding iron pestle......"

"How thick is that iron pestle?"

Huang Simeng made a general gesture with his hand: "Since they are all iron pestles, they should be at least as thick as white radish, right?" ”

"Isn't the old lady fed?" Du Fu was speechless: "Wouldn't it be better to sell the iron pestle to the blacksmith shop and then buy the bag needle?" Still grinding needles, why doesn't she wash coal......"

I listened to it from the sidelines, and I didn't believe this story when I was a child, isn't it logical......

After Du Fu finished receiving the durian, then Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, they didn't know what this durian was, anyway, I asked them to take it, and they honestly lined up to take it away, and when they were done, then You Heng.

This is an uncle, I asked him to bend down to pick up durian, he will definitely not do it, and I am thinking about letting him finally lead it and I will personally help him move it up, at this juncture, I suddenly found that he was pinching an iron lump in his hand!

I could see at a glance what the shape of the iron bump was, and I was almost scared to death when I saw him tossing and turning in his hand: "Crazy...... Mad God, you have ...... Where did you get that thing? ”

You Heng pointed to the courtyard door: "At noon, there was someone buried in the door, and I happened to see it, so I dug it out by the way." ”

I was shocked: "Stop playing, hurry up and give it to Erlang God." ”

The mad god snorted coldly: "What I picked up is mine, if you let me give it to him, I have to give it to him?" I don't, he wants him to pick it up himself. ”

I was sweating: "That thing is a TM mine, don't blow it up, do you know what a mine is?" It's just a ...... that can't be stepped on."

"You said you can't step on it, you can't step on it? I'm biased. With a look of disdain, he threw the lump of iron to the ground as he spoke, and then raised his leg and stomped it down......

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Everyone knows that Lao Jiu's monthly manuscript fee is only two or three hundred yuan, so ...... So in the past two days, I have been begging for a living, and I have not ...... (To be continued.) )