(31) Eating and drinking men and women (1)
Before getting off work, the work is almost done, and everyone can finally take a breath after a busy day, and talk while packing up their things. However, the topic is like the affair of a menopausal man, and there are so many that it is dizzying. Fu Chenxue was not surprised, greeted his colleagues, and put Wen Jiàn on the table - he was a newcomer, and there were many things to be familiar with, and he couldn't relax like his colleagues.
Zhang Bin shouted: "Ha can't do anything Ha Han - Korean women are all artificial beauties!" Look at Zhang Xinyu, tsk, that appearance, peerless, born beautiful; That figure, jade soft and soft, natural and graceful. If you want me to say, it is still the best 'madechina', pure natural and pollution-free, genuine - look comfortable, buy with confidence, use with peace of mind! ”
"What a frog at the bottom of a well!" Lao Bi rolled his eyes and said in an old-fashioned manner: "Do you know what a beauty is?" Sinking fish and geese, closing flowers and shy moons, that is called beauty! If the bird doesn't fly and the horse doesn't leave, that's what is called stunning!? Can your 'Zhang Xinyu' sink fish or fall geese? The rooster doesn't crow when he sees her, so he is also worthy of being called a 'beauty'? ”
The goddess in Zhang Bin's heart was blasphemed, and he was furious, hating to smash Lao Bi's bald head like a watermelon, and said hatefully: "Grandpa Bi, I understand it - you are not impotence or prostate, you are a 'mummy' that even rots that thing!" ”
"You—" Old Bi was stunned with anger.
"I know Grandpa Bi has a soft spot!" The two bends seem to be frowning and not frowning, and a pair of eyes are like crying but not crying. The state is full of sorrows, and the disease of the whole body. Tears are dotted, and the pant is slight. Demure like a delicate flower shining on the water, acting like a weak willow supporting the wind'--That little foot sister Lin is Grandpa Bi's dream lover, right? ”
The crowd laughed. Lao Bi was speechless for a moment, and the few remaining fine hairs were also wet with sweat, and he shyly slammed on the shiny skull. Few people know that Lao Bi was suave and frivolous, young and frivolous, determined to read all the beauties of the world, and his ideals were terrifying. It's a pity that the heart is higher than the sky, the life is thinner than paper, picking left and right, and as a result, the years have passed and the old eyes are dizzy, and I accidentally got a fat woman with five big and three thick by my side. Seeing that a lot of beauties flew into other people's arms, he was unbalanced, so he borrowed wine to drown his sorrows, and cried and scolded after getting drunk: "Good dishes are arched by pigs, good x are dogs, God, don't you open your eyes, where are you ......" Because of the pain in his heart, sometimes he can't help but make a red apricot out of the wall, but unfortunately he was discovered by the fat woman, and he was beaten so much that he cried wolf, and he couldn't get out of bed for a few days. After learning from the pain, he had to change his strategy - "the gentleman moves his eyes but does not use his hands". When you meet a beautiful woman, your eyes can jump out and fly to other people's faces, and your eyes can caress the girl who walks across from you so much that you can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into. was called broken, and he also said with a heartfelt word: "This is called 'eye-catching' - seeing more beauties can not only promote metabolism, but also prevent endocrine disorders, prolong life, and cure all diseases!" "Even if the girl ignores him, he is very proud in his heart - Lao Tzu doesn't do it, he rapes you like an eye!"
Li Bo was a soldier, and he was more worried about the country and the people in his bones, and sighed: "The ancients said that raising soldiers for a thousand days is a time to use soldiers. According to this calculation, a country has to fight a war at least three years. Since the end of the confrontation between China and Vietnam in the 80s of the last century, our country has not smelled the smell of gunpowder for more than 30 years. A nation that has been away from war for too long will slowly be hollowed out by peace. Look at the celebrities who are being chased and promoted by the media now, who the are they? It's not a 'pseudo-mother', or a "shemale", braids are flying all over the sky, and there is no distinction between people and ghosts! What 'see-through outfit'? What is a 'cut-out skirt'? Bigger than who's, smaller than who's panties. I really don't know, in the long run, will the martial spirit and masculinity of our nation be castrated? I don't know, is this a failure of Chinese education, or is there a lack of heroes in our time? ”
Wu Renzhi smiled: "Abo, as soon as you hear this, you know that you are 'out'!" It's called a 'vacuum show', and it's about 'exposure' and 'large size'. Didn't you see that as soon as that "Lulu" appeared, so many pairs of eyes on and off the stage were like taking aphrodisiacs, brighter than his mother's car lights? This person is nicknamed "Wu Fatzi", and he originally wanted to have both benevolence and wisdom, and he didn't want to fight with his surname, and the result was a bleak life.
Lao Bi saw that Zhang Bin was silent for a long time, thinking that he had caught the opportunity to whip the corpse, a bald head was like a moon out of the bath, and his eyebrows flew and danced: "Young people are so ambitious, they know that chasing some flowers and willows are unrealistic." What do you think is good about those celebrities? One by one, like a cat named Chun'er, everyone loves to death, but as a result, the roots of the ears stand up, and in the blink of an eye, you are dead and alive. ”
Zhang Bin said with a smile: "If you don't say that Grandpa Bi is a mummy-this is called 'fashion', you don't understand!" 'Britney' Britney will divorce after three days of marriage, and if you are replaced, it will take 2,000 years to be unearthed no matter how soon it is, right? ”