(32) Diet for men and women (2)
Before Lao Bi could speak, "Glasses Xi Shi" was furious: "You stinky men, you look dignified on the outside, but in fact, your stomach is full of bad water, eating in the bowl and looking at the pot; The pit is abducted and deceived, and the wolf has a heart and a dog's lungs; Sweet words before marriage, and spending all day after marriage; His daughter-in-law is tired of looking at it, but she can't wait to drink the foot-washing water of other people's wives - it's really not a thing! This woman's name is "Xi Shi", which is actually more resentful than Dong Shi. Suffering from the torment of "men learn badly if they have money", full of resentment is like the tide of the spring river and the sea is flat, and when he opens his mouth, he will "click" all the men in the world.
Wu Fatzi smiled: "Man? A wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a prostitute, a prostitute is better than stealing, and a prostitute is better than stealing—"
didn't wait for Wu Renzhi to finish speaking, "Glasses Xi Shi" immediately sneered: "What to steal? You men are all! When eating bran vegetables, Lang is in love with concubines, and his wallet is bulging, and he turns his face in the blink of an eye. Wrap a 'second wife', find a 'little three', throw away the wretched wife as a rag, and let the dog take it away with conscience? ”
Wu Renzhi swiped back: "The reason why we men are like this, isn't it all your women's fault? 'Men are not bad, women are not loved', which cat does not eat fishy? Which sister doesn't think about spring? It's not that you women are seducing in a different way, asking for money and not dying, we men will jump into the fire? ”
"Glasses Xi Shi" said coldly: "According to what you say, it is all our woman's fault that China's high-ranking officials take care of their second wives?" You don't pee and take pictures to see what you are. ”
Wu Renzhi looked at the "Glasses Xi Shi", and hated iron for not being steel: "Didn't I say that you stupid women, big breasts and brainless, cling to a gourd without opening the scoop, don't you know that women are rich if they learn badly?" I don't know how to use the innate resources, and I still complain about the heavens and others, which is really a waste of God's painstaking efforts to create people! The boss talks every day that 'thinking determines height, details determine success or failure', haven't you listened? If you don't emancipate your mind and update your concepts, your life will be the life of a resentful woman! Then again, a woman can support a man even if she has money. Sister Xi Shi, if you don't dislike it, you can take care of me, even if the price is a little cold, I won't mind-"
"Glasses Xi Shi" picked up the Wen Jiàn clip and threw it at Wu Fatzi, and scolded with a smile: "You lack morality, I'll wrap your head-"
Wu Fatzi caught the Wen Jiàn clip with his hand, and said happily: "The child can be taught-Sister Xi Shi actually knows the 'head' of the man, admire, admire!" ”
"Glasses Xi Shi" was shy and anxious, shouting and scolding to chase and beat Wu Fatzi, and everyone laughed.
Ye Rong happened to come in from outside, saw that they were fighting, and said, "Minister Cheng is not here, you will go to heaven instead, right?" Don't make a fuss, pack your things and go home! ”
Lao Bi stood up and saw that Fu Chenxue was still busy, so he walked towards him slowly. When Ye Rong saw it, she immediately said vigilantly: "Grandpa Bi, Fu Chenxue has just arrived, don't teach him badly-if I hear any rumors, I will report it to the fat sister!" "Fat sister" is the fat woman of Lao Bi's family, Lao Bi naturally knows that it is powerful, and immediately said with a smile on his face: "Team Leader Ye, look where are you going?" I care about Fu Chenxue - Fu Chenxue has been unable to sleep for the past two days, I will help him contact a little nurse, who is smart, and will take him to communicate after work! ”
Ye Rong believed it, and her face immediately sank: "Fu Chenxue, is Grandpa Bi's words true?" ”
Fu Chenxue didn't raise her head, and replied: "Except for the truth, Grandpa Bi will say anything!" His words are like Chinese officialdom, except for gender, you can't find the truth! ”
Ye Rong covered her mouth and smiled, and everyone else laughed too-although they had not been together for a long time, they all liked Fu Chenxue's humor.
Seeing that after everyone left, Fu Chenxue hadn't moved, Ye Rong shouted: "Fu Chenxue, it's time to get off work, clean up quickly, let's go eat-"
Fu Chenxue was assigned to the planning group after entering the "Age of a Thousand People", and the team leader was Ye Rong, a typical Suzhou and Hangzhou beauty, with a height of 1.76 meters, bright muscles like snow, graceful and elegant, no matter where she appeared, she could attract everyone's attention.
Fu Chenxue didn't even look back, and said, "You go first-I'll go when I'm done with the work in hand." ”
Ye Rong just wanted to leave, turned around again, "Dengdengden" walked up to Fu Chenxue, and said, "Fu Chenxue, accompany me to dinner, immediately, immediately—"