He can swallow this thing so big, I guess even if I don't give You Heng a meal, he can live very well, the human body transports poison! The key is that there is a layer of hard plastic plate in his paper shell packaging, this thing is not digested, and it has to be kept in his body if it can't be excreted.

This reminds me of a monkey eating peanuts joke, saying that a man went to the zoo to see a monkey eating peanuts. He was so disgusted that he wondered and asked the keeper, "Why do you eat like this?" ”

The keeper said, saying that the monkey once ate walnuts and couldn't pull them out, and the monkey was miserable, and it took three days to dig it out. Try it in your eyes, and if you can't stuff it, it won't eat it......

Shouldn't this Youheng be the same as that monkey in the future......

I stomped my foot in anger, pulled open the paper package of the pill box, took out the plastic plate inside, and then pulled down two pills and said, "Who told you to swallow this pill box?" The granules in the package are the medicine, hey, what can you do if you eat the whole thing! ”

Bai Qi said on the side: "Why is your medicine so small? ”

I waved my hand at him: "It's useless to collapse, the question now is what to do with the plastic plate in the mad god's stomach." ”

Bai Qi smiled slightly: "What are you anxious about, maybe you will pull it out tomorrow." ”

I was about to cry, shaking the plastic plate in my hand and saying, "You compare this thing to your asshole, it's so big!" How is it possible to pull it out? ”

"Even if you can't pull it out, it's a big deal to eat less when you eat in the future, I don't think this small board will take up much space." When You Heng said this, he was very calm, as if he was fine, and I really had nothing to say to him.

"Gotcha! I'm going to buy some laxatives, this thing will work a little bit. "I put on my coat and ran out of the door, and when I left, I didn't forget to tell them to figure out what to eat in the future before putting it in their mouths, and not to give me all the toilet cleaner to drink one day.

Riding my little three-wheeled in the township for several pharmacies did not buy laxatives, not nothing, the main thing they said is not strong enough, you Heng stomach things do not under the fierce medicine I estimate that I can't pull out, looking for TM for a long time finally found a private clinic to sell.

I don't even know if he is qualified to practice medicine in this clinic, the doctor is a young man, although he is wearing a white coat, but he still looks quite unreliable, I roughly told him to buy a little laxative, the doctor smiled with a thief on his face, and asked me if I want to be a whole person, where is the shape of a doctor between the lines?

I didn't have the time to talk to him about it, so he asked him to get me the medicine quickly, and then he took a paper ball from his medicine shelf and handed it to me, saying that this is an ancestral prescription, and I have to take it with water, but I must be cautious when eating, because I have to pull my intestines out if I eat too much.

I grabbed the laxative, threw five yuan to him and rode back to the warehouse, this back and forth delay of half an hour, I don't know if you Heng will have any adverse reactions in the stomach.

As soon as I arrived at the warehouse, I saw Bai Qi squatting at the door of the courtyard wrapped in a military coat, burying his head and concentrating on something. They were in a hurry to lock the yard door when they first went out, and if they wanted to go out for a walk, they would get lost.

"What are you doing with this?" I got out of the car and pushed the tricycle into the yard.

"Hey, what kind of mount are you? I had just hit the distance when I saw you riding him plopping through, and it was quite loud. Bai Qi didn't reply to my words, but asked rhetorically by touching the three rounds.

"This? This is one or three wheels, the means of transportation, similar to your horses at that time, by the way, how did you get out, you are not familiar with the surrounding environment, what if you get lost in a while! No one went out, did they? ”

"It's all there." Bai Qi nodded while circling around the three wheels: "What is the situation with this thing?" I just saw that you didn't whip it, and it ran away on its own, and it was really obedient. ”

"Come on, let's not talk about this for now, let's go up and see the mad god." I was still thinking about You Heng in my heart, and I couldn't explain it clearly to Bai Qi for a while, so I could only give him a knowledge popularization class later.

Just as I was about to rush upstairs, Bai Qi grabbed me and said, "I chatted with Lei Zi and them just after you left, saying that you are quite short of money now?" ”

I nodded: "Lacking, I almost didn't sell my waist to support you, what's wrong, you have money?" ”

I remembered what he said, although Bai Qi was demoted to a small soldier in the end, but before he was a famous killing god of the Warring States, it is really not unusual for this thing to have some treasures on it.

"I don't have the money, but I do have something." Bai Qi pretended to be a mysterious.

He's got a lot of stuff on him!

"Something, show me." I galloped to see his so-called treasure, but I left you behind about it.

I saw Bai Qi clenching his fists in front of me and said, "Look carefully, don't blink." ”

As soon as he spoke, he spread out his palm, I took a closer look, and I was so angry that I almost didn't hit him, only to see a glass ball lying in his palm, I was absolutely not mistaken, it was the glass ball we played with when we were children.

"I found out that I was really a lucky general, I picked up a treasure when I went out, this thing, I have never seen it before, if we want to put it aside, use it, at least I can change a city." Bai Qi tossed and played with the glass ball, talking to himself, so angry that I grabbed the so-called 'baby' and threw it outside the yard: "Don't joke with me in the future." ”

I also take a glass ball to exchange the city, I want to take a lighter to travel to the Warring States and not be offered as a god, Huoyun Evil God!

trotted all the way upstairs, You Heng was still standing at the window and didn't move, I beckoned to him: "Don't pretend to be B, do you have any special reaction in your stomach now?" ”

You Heng raised his head and said coldly: "It's a little swollen and painful, and my chest is a little nauseous." ”

"If you want to vomit, go to the toilet and vomit, don't stand on the windowsill and vomit, and I'll have to change your clothes later." I took the medicine out and poured it into the cup and said to him.

"Why did you throw this thing away from me? What, it's not worth it? Bai Qi also followed into the house at this time, I turned my head to look at him, and said, "Uncle, how old are you?" Is anything you pick up on the ground worthwhile? You didn't have this thing when you were in the Warring States period, but now it's all over the ground, if you want to play, I'll buy you six more tomorrow, and you make up seven to summon the dragon. ”

As soon as I finished speaking, I heard a broadcast on the TV news on the side: "According to a Tencent News reporter, Mr. Zhou, an old farmer who lives in Qujing, Yunnan Province, unintentionally picked up a strange stone weighing 10 kilograms by the river. ”

"Who said you can't pick up good things on the ground, you see that the villain just said that someone picked up a treasure." Bai Qi pointed to the TV and said, "By the way, these four million are your currency here?" How much should we have been then? ”

I was choked speechless by him, in order to avoid embarrassment, I quickly diverted the topic, took the laxative that had just been stirred and said to Youheng: "Hurry up and take the medicine, what are you doing with the pestle." ”

As he was talking, a middle-aged man suddenly jumped in from outside the door, this person had gloomy eyes and a hateful face, and he was not a good person at first glance.

He didn't greet anyone when he entered the house, but rushed directly to Bai Qi, pointed to Bai Qi's nose and said fiercely: "Old immortal, let's come over to get something at twelve o'clock tonight, if you can't take it out, don't blame me for putting you to death." ”

After this man said this inexplicably, he immediately pointed to everyone in the room and said, "You all TM heard clearly, right?" At twelve o'clock tonight, if we can't hand it over, we'll kill this old thing, including you. ”

I can hear the clouds and mountains and fog, I have never seen this middle-aged man before, I always feel that the face is alive, what is the situation?

"What do you mean? Why didn't I get it? I looked at the middle-aged man in front of me blankly.

"You don't understand, do you?" The middle-aged man snatched the laxative in my hand, drank it all in one gulp, and then pointed at Bai Qi and said, "If you don't understand, just ask him, this old girl understands very well." ”

I saw that after drinking the laxative, this man slammed the water cup on the ground, pointed at Bai Qi with his finger fiercely again, and then disappeared in front of our eyes angrily......

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It's cooled down in the past two days, everyone wear more clothes, and if you have a ticket, hurry up and vote, thank you