This man actually jumped into my house in front of everyone's eyes, and drank all of Youheng's laxatives in his mouth, this person is really good enough......

"He drank the medicine, so what do I drink?"

I didn't pay attention to You Heng's muttering, and looked at the strange back that disappeared and prayed silently, hoping that this merchant was not far away, otherwise, hey......

Picking up the broom and cleaning up the broken glass in that place, I was puzzled: "Uncle, what happened to you just when you went out, why is this person so popular?" ”

"It's not much, didn't you grab the medicine just now? I wanted to talk to Lei Zi and them for a while, but they all ignored me, and it was not interesting for me to be alone, so I went to the outside of the city wall (outside the courtyard) for a while, and since I didn't know the way, I didn't go far. ”

Bai Qi led me to the corridor and stood still, pointing to the small river not far from my storehouse: "Do you see a tree by the river?" I was looking for a place to fish next to the tree, and I had nothing to do to pass the time, but as soon as I got closer, I saw two descendants talking mysteriously there, and I went to mine and they talked about theirs, which didn't hinder anyone, right? ”

I shook my head: "It's not in the way, it's because of this!" ”

"You listen to me when I'm done." Bai Qi paused, and said: "As a result, I didn't leave, they were not happy, and said dead old man, can you change places?" Listening to his tone, I thought he was some kind of nobleman, thought it was his fiefdom, and asked if this place was yours? They have a very violent temper, saying that I choke them, and when they come up, they pull my beard, do you think it is easy for me to grow such a long beard when I am so old? ”

"It's not easy." I looked at the three locks of long beard on his face, to be honest, it was quite beautiful, and I wanted to put him in the Taoist temple, which was much more reliable than those fortune tellers.

"Isn't that the end of it? Not only did they pull my beard, but one of them took a hammer and knocked me, and I was so forced that I beat them. Bai Qi patted his thighs and spread his hands: "Can you blame me?" ”

"If you say so, I really can't blame you, but then again, many children don't have any sense of respect for the elderly, tsk! Social and environmental problems, by the way, you are so old, try to break down these stubbles, and it is not good to start with people. ”

Bai Qi waved his hand: "I'm fine, I'm also a character who has fought all my life." ”

"I'm not afraid that something will happen to you, I'm afraid that something will happen to them, and you will accidentally kill someone, and we will be sentenced here."

You said that people were the first to kill gods in the ages, and they shocked the Warring States and left a name for all generations, but they ran away from me because of the fight. The government was arrested and shot, how unjust is this!

"By the way, there's still a place I haven't understood, you guys are just fighting, but the guy just said you took something from him, what the hell is this?"

Bai Qi tilted his head and thought for a while: "It's nothing, just a hammer and a bag of paintings." ”

"A hammer and a pack of paintings? Where? Show me. ”

"In the house." Bai Qi led me into the house again, took out a handy bag from the coffee table and threw it at me, and said: "That's it, by the way, that hammer was thrown into the river by me, I originally wanted to throw away this bag of paintings, but this painting is really exquisite, I think it's a pity to throw it away, so I stayed." ”

Bai Qi took me a handy of newspapers in it, I brought it over and opened it, scareless, it was nothing else, it was all brand new banknotes, I counted it, there were five ties, this is actually TM 50,000 yuan!

"That's what those two boys are carrying!" I stared at Bai Qi in disbelief, and Bai Qi nodded: "Yes, that's it." ”

Exercise! I said that why did people come to the door in a hurry, and their feelings were in vain and they went out to rob other people's money just now......

"Oh, and this thing."

Bai Qi put the Buddha to think of something, took out a small bag of soybean milk powder from the soybean milk bag on the coffee table and threw it in front of me: "A total of these three, nothing else." ”

I wrapped the money again, patted my handbag and said, "Uncle, I think I'll have to give you a modern lesson in a while, or maybe when you poke me again, do you know what you got back this thing?" ”

Bai Qi said with a blank face: "Isn't it just a painting?" ”

I couldn't cry or laugh: "This is money, the current currency, you can exchange this thing for a lot of things, I have only saved 15,000 in three years, you just got this pocket back, I may not be able to save enough in ten years." ”

Bai Qi was surprised: "This thing is so valuable!" ”

I nodded at him: "If you don't say that people are so interested in coming back to find it, you have to return it to them in the evening." ”

I threw a bag of money back on the bed, and then went out again, just now the middle-aged man drank the Youheng laxative, this is good, I have to buy another pack.

As soon as I entered the clinic, the young doctor hurriedly greeted me, he grabbed my arm, and then stuffed me with a small paper bag, and said: "I was thinking about when you will come back, there was something I forgot when I sold your medicine just now, my medicine is very strong, it is best to take this secret antidiarrheal medicine immediately after taking effect, or the consequences will be unimaginable." ”

Hearing what he said made my scalp tingle, I don't know what happened to the guy who drank the laxative just now.

"Actually, I came here this time to buy another pack."

"Why, one pack isn't enough!"

I scratched the back of my head and lied, "It's not that it's not enough, it's that I fell halfway down the road when I got home, and I couldn't find it." ”

"Oh, that's right, I'll get you another pack?" He said while taking the medicine on the medicine shelf: "You must remember, the laxative will be taken as soon as it works, don't delay." ”

I threw away the antidiarrheal medicine in my hand and said, "By the way, what will happen if you don't take this antidiarrheal medicine in time." ”

"It might pull the intestines out, like hanging a tail."

……

After giving the medicine money, I hurriedly went back to the warehouse, and when You Heng finished drinking the medicine, it didn't take much effort to see his face change abruptly, and then he stood up and walked to the toilet. ”

As soon as the toilet door was closed, I listened to the movement inside, it was called a landslide, and even the mad god who prided himself on being arrogant and never bowed his head couldn't stop screaming again and again, and the strength of this medicine can be imagined.

I took a glass of water and pinched the antidiarrheal medicine and waited for him at the door of the toilet, and stood for about ten minutes before the toilet door opened again, only to see You Heng lying on the ground, looking up at me with difficulty, and at this moment You Heng's face is completely the same as ten minutes ago, only to see his eye sockets sunken, listless, like a dry corpse.

"Finished?"

You Heng nodded, and I said curiously: "It's done pulling, it's finished, what are you doing lying on the ground?" ”

"I just can't get up."

I hurriedly fed him the antidiarrheal medicine, then beckoned Lei Zhenzi to come over and lift him on the bed, and mixed a cup of salt water for him to drink, so that he could rest.

All afternoon, I spent the whole afternoon taking care of You Heng and educating Bai Qi, although the black clinic looks unreliable, but things are still quite effective, looking at You Heng who is sick and wilting on the bed, I can't help but worry about the previous middle-aged man, he should not die of dehydration, right?

After dinner, I was drowsy on the sofa, and finally stayed up until twelve o'clock, only to hear someone slamming the door downstairs, I looked outside the courtyard in the aisle, two vans were parked at the door, and there was a fence outside the gate, I don't know how many people came.

I wondered why these people didn't call the police when their money was robbed, and while thinking about it, I carried the pocket of money and Lei Zhenzi, Nezha, and Bai Qi and the four of us downstairs.

As soon as I opened the courtyard door, I saw five or six men 'brushing' and squeezing in from outside, and there was no middle-aged man in this group who saw at noon, I couldn't help but be a little strange, and said, "Hey, where is the guy who came at noon?" ”

Two men who seemed to be leading the way walked up to us, and one of them pointed to my nose and said, "My brother's account will be settled with you later, where are the things?" Take it out. ”

I threw the convenience bag into his arms: "It's all here, a little bit, no less, by the way, my grandfather used to stay in the countryside, and I just arrived in the afternoon to make a fuss, I'm embarrassed, you see that he is so old, if there is any misunderstanding, you must bear with me." ”

As I was talking, the man who took the money just glanced at the convenient bag and threw it to the person behind him, and said to me coldly: "What about another thing?" ”

I was at a loss: "Isn't it all here?" Oh! You said that hammer, let my grandfather throw it into the river, I can't find it for you in the middle of the night, and the hardware store is closed, or else, I'll give you twenty yuan to buy a new one. ”

As I spoke, I took out twenty from my pocket and handed it to him, but this person didn't even look at the money, crumpled it into a ball and threw it on the ground, gritted his teeth and said, "Don't pretend to be confused for me, I said something else, a small bag." ”

I remembered what he said, Bai Qi gave me a small bag, but it was a package of soybean milk powder! Seeing this group of people so calculating, I was speechless: "Yes, I know what it is, you wait, I'll go up and get it for you." ”

"No, I'm carrying it." Bai Qi was standing behind me, and he stopped me just as I was about to go upstairs, and then took out a bag of soybean milk powder from the military coat, I caught it and handed it to the man by the way, and said to Bai Qi: "Hey! Or are you thoughtful. ”

"If you accidentally take someone else's things, you must return them, don't let people chew on the root of your tongue."

As we were talking, the middle-aged man took out a dagger from his waist, inserted it into the packet of soybean milk powder, and then picked out a little bit of the nostril with the tip of the knife and sucked it in......

This scene makes my scalp numb, and I am groaned! And sucking this thing?

"Something, right?" Another middle-aged man finally spoke, but the one who smoked soy milk powder did not answer directly, but squatted down in pain with his head covered, and his ears and cheeks were like cramps.

"Right? You're talking, what's wrong with you? Damn, what's wrong with him? ”

The last sentence of the middle-aged man was asked to me, I was stupid by the scene in front of me, and I couldn't cry and laugh for a while: "You ask me, I ask who to go, I haven't smoked soy milk......

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It's time to ask for tickets again, everyone has a recommendation to support the old wine a little hey!