This kid is also angry when he speaks, although Bai Qigang is not a question that a normal adult should ask, but it is also a lot of age, and the younger generations should not be so choking.

I was about to step forward to reason with him, but Bai Qi really put the bra on his head and made a one-to-one movement: "What did you say?" ”

Looking at the innocence of Bai Qi's face, I couldn't help but feel a little sad while being angry, the first killing god of the Warring States, his final ending should actually be only two, the pride of dominating the world and the sadness of the horse leather shroud!

However, fate finally made him choose to commit suicide, without beauty, full of regret, even so, God still did not let him go, although he was reborn in modern times, but it was full of ugliness, I am puzzled whether this is a favor for him or another punishment.

"Stop playing, put him down, let's go somewhere else." I took the bra and threw it back to the stall, pulled Bai Qi and walked forward, and the boss laughed behind me: "Don't take it out to wander around if you have brain atrophy, and if you get lost in a while, you have to post a search notice everywhere." ”

I turned around and scolded the boss with a face: "Grandson, keep some virtue, don't mention shrinking when you reach his age, you have to say whether you have a brain or not." ”

I didn't look back after scolding, and led Bai Qi to wander around other places.

"The so-called farmer's market in this place should be a place to sell agricultural products as the name suggests, right? Why do I see that there are so many stalls, there are everything. Bai Qi didn't pay attention to the boss's words just now, he was now completely immersed in the new world, and he didn't hear anything outside the window.

"You're really right, this place was originally only selling agricultural and sideline products, but later as time went by, it slowly became the current comprehensive market, selling everything, daily necessities, clothing, vegetables and vegetables, there are all, and you can have breakfast in the morning, but the older generation has called the farmers' market for decades, everyone is used to it, and it has been used to this day."

"Then I'll keep the road in mind in the future, and I'll come here for a short time at home, it's convenient anyway."

Bai Qi's words made me secretly surprised, his comprehension ability is enough, I just said it casually and he understood! But this is also a misunderstanding of mine, I always regard them as mountain cannons, in fact, I have always forgotten one thing - they are also people with normal thinking, and to reach his status, the IQ cannot be lower than that of an ordinary person like me, but the times are different, things are different, although they are unfamiliar with everything in front of them, it does not prevent them from understanding quickly.

"The crops are really growing now, look at these vegetables, how watery and big!"

Bai Qi said to me while touching the vegetables in a stall, I smiled and whispered: "These vegetables are also good-looking, but they are not as nutritious as before, and the current things are all urged." ”

"Blow it out?" Bai Qi's face was surprised: "Take your mouth." ”

"Take the ass." His words amused me: "In the past, vegetables were all used with manure, which was beneficial to the effect of the soil, and the quality of the vegetables planted was good. ”

"Oh, that's what happened." Bai Qi nodded as if he didn't understand: "Who pulled out the fertilizer?" This kind of person should be pulled out and cut down, isn't that harmful? ”

I:......

As we talked, I was about to tell him about fertilizer, but he suddenly stopped, pointed to a vegetable stall in front of him and said, "Hey, this area should be full of vegetables, right?" ”

I nodded, "yes, what's wrong." ”

"Then why do I see that there are still weapons sold at the vegetable stall?"

I looked in the direction of his finger, where is there any selling weapons? Confused, Bai Qi continued: "Look, don't you sell green maces?" ”

I'll take a closer look,! That TM is a cucumber seller......

"You didn't have it then?"

Bai Qi shook his head: "No, what is this?" ”

"Cucumbers, eaten, can be used as vegetables and fruits."

"Cucumber! It's called cucumber, and what isn't yellow? ”

Bai Qi asked me in a cold sweat, right! Why are cucumbers green......

As we spoke, we walked to the vegetable stall, where a young woman was choosing cucumbers......

"Girl, you always choose from the big ones when you buy things, why do you choose all the small ones?"

Bai Qi said in an elder tone, the young woman was almost in her thirties, but people had also seen the world, so she didn't blush at all, but asked: "Uncle, I'm going to buy radishes if I want to pick a big one, are you okay?" Does it have anything to do with you when I buy a small one? I eat less, so I buy small ones. ”

Bai Qi said earnestly: "You can also be a big one if you eat less, can't you buy less?" If you want to buy it, you can buy this big one, hey, why is this cucumber so thick? ”

I wiped the sweat from my forehead: "That's winter melon......"

The young woman was so angry that she didn't buy the cucumber, threw the plastic bag on the stall, scolded the old and turned away, I didn't dare to help Bai Qi, he was too stupid......

"Uncle, you're really funny, people are buying boyfriends, you introduce someone to a winter melon, you're so old and you're still coming to mess with my business, is it interesting?"

The vegetable stall owner asked Bai Qi in a foggy manner, and he looked at me blankly: "Can this still be a boyfriend?" ”

I nodded silently, slapped my thigh violently, and exclaimed: "It's both a vegetable and a fruit, and you can be a boyfriend!" So what kind of cucumber is this? This should clearly be called an artifact! ”

I'm almost crying......

Walking out of the vegetable stall, Bai Qi was still shaking his head: "I don't understand the world at all now, I have to adapt quickly, adapt quickly." ”

In fact, this can't be blamed on Bai Qi, there didn't seem to be cucumbers and winter melons at that time in the Warring States, so he made such a fuss, but I'm angry, you don't understand, you don't speak, there are so many people around, let the people on the side see how embarrassing!

I was sulking, but my eyes lit up, and I rushed to a stall again, and said in surprise: "Mingzi, hey, come and see, this crystal inkstone is really exquisite." ”

The stall owner made a face: "Uncle, this is an ashtray." ”

Bai Qi looked dazed: "Ashtray? What is an ashtray, young man? ”

"Uncle, I'm a female ......"

Bai Qi looked at me incredulously: "This is a girl?" ”

When I looked at the stall owner, it should be a man with a flat hair, but I wasn't sure, these days, even I, a modern person, couldn't tell the difference between gender.

"Should...... I don......'t know, I don't know."

Bai Qiqi said: "Even you can't tell the difference? ”

I nodded helplessly, and said with a sad face: "The last time I talked about a girlfriend, I made an appointment to open a room only to find out that he was a man's ......"

"You're talking about a pseudo-mother, right?" The stall owner accosted him.

I nodded yes, only to see the stall owner pout: "This kind of person is really disgusting, such a man, what kind of woman is Leng pretending to be?" Hemorrhoids? ”

I looked her up and down with disdain, how could such a reasonable word come out of a T's mouth......

As he spoke, Bai Qi's face suddenly turned pale, only to see him turn around and grab the arm of a young man next to him, I was wondering why Bai Qi suddenly started with someone, but I saw Bai Qi conjure a wallet out of nothing.

"Housheng, if you do this, I'm afraid it's not authentic, right?"

With these words and the movements in his hands, I suddenly realized that I had met a thief! Next to the thief, a fat man with glasses was concentrating on buying things with another stall owner, and there was a lot of movement on our side, the fat man turned his head to look at the wallet in his hand, and then touched his trouser pocket, and suddenly shouted: "Thief...... This man is a thief, someone is stealing! ”

Bai Qi threw the wallet into the fat man's hand and said, "Boy, be careful in the future, you didn't notice that your trouser pocket was cut, what kind of market are you going to visit with this vigilance?" Another day, you lose yourself, and you don't even know what's going on. ”

The fat man looked grateful, and kept thanking him, but the thief didn't do it, only listened to him scolding and scolding: "Old immortal, what's the matter with you?" ”

"What did you just scold me? You say it again, try it! Bai Qi frowned, this is to do it, although he is over seventy years old, but after all, he has licked a lifetime of blood on the head of the knife, and this thief is not good to be killed by him, I am also anxious, I grabbed Bai Qi's arm, and whispered: "Don't do it, in our place, it is better for you to lie down than for him to lie down." ”

Just run into an old man of this age on the street, and you can't hide in a hurry, you still dare to do something with him......

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Brothers, recommended votes, the old wine is the same as not being strong, this is not good, what about everyone's firepower?