"Young man, I don't think you don't know what kind of person I am, do you?"

I turned my head and glanced at You Heng, and when I looked back, I thought that there were still Nezha and Lei Zhenzi living at home, what kind of character can Dong Xiaoya be compared to? At most, a fat round of soil: "Collapse nonsense, don't you give these twenty?" If you don't give it to me, you will be unlucky today, and I will wear through four pairs of underwear in one go. ”

"I don't have 20 change, I have 200,000, do you want it?" Dong Xiaoya smoked a cigar with a sneer, in his eyes, I am afraid that I will kneel down and continue to hear 200,000 in my identity, but I don't bother to continue to watch him pretend to be B, and pull You Heng to go out the door.

"Damn, I came to meet SB, and I really don't have a heart."

I opened the door as I spoke, but Huang Yingjun stopped us at the door at this time, and Dong Xiaoya laughed behind me: "You little cub, it's really interesting, Xiao Huang, please come back and sit." ”

Huang Yingjun made a gesture of please to us, and then closed the door that I opened again, and when You Heng and I turned around again, Dong Xiaoya had already changed his face and stood up.

"You guys are really enough, you don't want 200,000." Dong Xiaoya walked to the place where we were sitting before with a smile on his face, and beckoned to us: "Come on, what are you doing at the door of the pestle, I don't lack security guards." ”

The style of painting has changed dramatically for a while, and what he means is testing me just now?

I hesitated slightly, and finally led You Heng back again, all of you came, no matter what, you have to watch the trick finish singing, right?

Dong Xiaoya patted me on the shoulder and motioned for me to sit down, and I looked at him suspiciously: "Which play are you singing?" ”

Dong Xiaoya glanced up at Dong Xiaoyan and said with a smile: "My sister has been talking to me since she came back from you yesterday, saying how good you are, I mean to give you some money, just talk about thanks, but I heard her mean that you don't seem to care much about money or not, and you can turn away a beautiful woman in a Lamborghini, to be honest, there are not many people like this now, so I decided to meet you, but I was still a little uneasy at first, so I tested you, don't take it to heart." ”

"When you meet, you will meet, you still play such a play, you are not afraid to provoke me like this and give you an ashtray." I glanced at the ashtray on Dong Xiaoya's desktop, this head is smaller than two bricks, limited, this is going to smash the brain, Dong Xiaoya's tofu brain has to be scattered all over the ground......

"It's okay, I practice sanda." Dong Xiaoya said lightly, and then said: "By the way, can you ask your friend to take off the mask, it looks quite infiltrating." ”

"I think it's better to forget it, it's even more infiltrating when he takes it down." I took out a cigarette from my pocket and lit it for myself, and took a deep breath: "By the way, Mr. Dong, why did you call us here today?" ”

"Can there be a handsome brother at my door?"

Also, those who know say that Huang Yingjun is his secretary, and those who don't know think that he is raising ghosts in the office!

"Call me Yago." Dong Xiaoya picked up Zhongnanhai on the table and lit one for herself, and said, "By the way, my sister went to your place yesterday and said that you are not good at work, what are you doing now?" ”

"Me? I'm just a warehouse manager, why, Yago, are you still smoking my broken cigarette? ”

Dong Xiaoya clicked his mouth: "I wasn't born with a golden key, I couldn't smoke Zhongnanhai for four yuan a pack more than ten or twenty years ago, and I haven't smoked this kind of cigarette for some years." ”

"You didn't call me just to talk to me about your family history, or I had to leave if I had nothing else to do." As I spoke, I wanted to get up again to say goodbye, Dong Xiaoyan pressed our shoulders from behind and sat down for me, and said, "You have so many things to do every day, talk to my brother." ”

"Little Jiang, I think you're quite interesting, are you interested in coming to work with me?"

I shook my head: "Forget it, I'm quite satisfied with my current job, at least what I can do, what can you do with a big company?" Be a security guard! I can't do the office errands, if you really arrange a spare job for me because of Dong Xiaozhuo, then I won't be your pet? ”

Dong Xiaoya shook his head: "That's not what you said, the water flows to the lower places and the people go to the higher places, you are young now, it is the time to learn things, and the ability is not innate, I am not afraid that there is nothing, I am afraid that you will not even learn." ”

"I understand the reason, I don't need you to say it before, I rushed to you when I broke my head, but I really have my own plans now, and I understand the kindness."

Dong Xiaoya sighed: "Hey! It's a pity for your noble virtue. ”

"Hmmm! High Wind Bright Festival! It's a good word, and you're a bit literate. "You Heng belongs to the kind of people who don't speak amazingly, he either doesn't speak, or as soon as he speaks, people want to beat him, social elites like Dong Xiaoya must have a certain level, he uses 'a bit of culture' to describe his family, is it appropriate for you to talk to a billionaire in the tone of a superior person?

"I have a Ph.D." Dong Xiaoya hadn't reacted to You Heng's words just yet, but halfway through the words, he suddenly came back to his senses: "This word can reflect that I am educated?" ”

You Heng nodded: "Yes, it's quite vivid." ”

Dong Xiaoya couldn't cry or laugh: "This idiom will be used by elementary school students ......"

"What is a schoolboy?"

"It's a child who has received enlightenment." Dong Xiaoyan answered the conversation on the side, their conversation made me break out in a cold sweat, this You Heng is really going crazy at the right time, when he first got on the bar with Dong Xiaoya, he was like a dumb man on the side, and when the atmosphere was better, he jumped out and pretended to be forced, how annoying.

"No way, if a child can say this, it must be a prodigy, don't think that I am so easy to fool if I die once."

Dong Xiaoya was taken aback by his words, and pointed his finger at his temple and said to me, "Are you okay with this friend?" He's died once! ”

I wiped the sweat from my forehead: "I was in a car accident before, I suffered a serious brain injury, and I had no vital signs when I was sent to the hospital. ”

Dong Xiaoya sighed: "So that's the case, why don't you send him to the hospital in this case, how dangerous it is to put him outside!" ”

"Isn't this just the way to the hospital, so I'll stop by you for a walk."

"What have you been muttering there?" You Heng's tone is slightly unhappy, when people like him don't speak, you must not provoke and say, he is arrogant and generally does not speak at will, but once he talks to you, you have to follow him, because they are arrogant, and if you don't talk to him, he seems to be too non-existent.

"It's okay, just say you're only eight years old." I flattered with a bitter face.

"That's nature, you have to say it to learn, it's not me who is vain, in today's world, if you can say the last sentence, there is no next sentence that I can't say."

Dong Xiaoya didn't take what he said seriously, probably because he thought You Heng was funny, so he said a little mockingly: "Nacheng, since you are only eight years old, then I will test you to see if you can match the next link." ”

You Heng casually made a gesture of please, and Dong Xiaoya said with a smile: "Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles used to be for love. ”

I can't help but hear it, what kind of poem is this? How can anyone use instant noodles to make poems, looking at Dong Xiaoya's appearance, he should really treat You Heng as a brain-dead, but after listening to it, You Heng actually pointed to Dong Xiaozhu on the side, and said, "You are surnamed Dong, right?" ”

Dong Xiaoyan didn't know what You Heng meant, so he nodded: "That's right." ”

You Heng couldn't see his expression while wearing a mask, he just nodded, and said casually: "Now I have learned three things, and I will live up to Dong Jiaowa in my life." ”

Dong Xiaoya stared at You Heng fiercely when he heard this, I don't understand poetry, so I was busy saying on the side: "Brother Ya, is he right or not?" ”

Dong Xiaoya's head nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "I joked about the couplet, he actually matched, not only matched, but also had the charm of ancient literati." ”

"The charm of ancient literati?" I could hear the clouds, mountains and fog covers: "What is the difference between the charm of this ancient literati and the modern literati?" ”

"They are more romantic, fresh and elegant, you friend, quite powerful."

Although you Heng is stupid, but his literary style can indeed be said to be unparalleled, that day he reported his home after I also checked on the Internet, he has a "Parrot Fu" not only circulated to this day, but even left in history 'Wen does not add a point' this idiom allusion, in the current words to describe his talent, that should be a bunker......

Dong Xiaoya was surprised and at the same time, his expression towards You Heng became serious: "Since you can make a joke right, I just wrote a couplet in the past two days, let's do it again?" ”

You Heng still made a gesture of invitation, Dong Xiaoya took a deep breath, and then said in a loud voice: "The small courtyard is deep in spring, and the bead curtain is lightly rolled on the railing. ”

You Heng didn't even think about it after hearing this, and said casually: "The drunkenness will eventually go, and Fu Yaoqin sighs." ”

This time, Dong Xiaoya was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth, pointed at You Heng and stammered at me: "You...... You...... Your friend is not a modern man! ”

I looked dazed: "What's wrong?" ”

"I've never seen him export like this." At this time, Dong Xiaoya, swept away the previous calmness, and actually showed a face of worship for You Heng, I was shocked, You Heng's inadvertent words almost gave me the old bottom out, I didn't care about it, I picked up You Heng and walked out of the door, and said while walking: "Yo, Brother Ya, I'm sorry, I have other things to do, let's talk about it next time." ”

When You Heng was dragged away by me, he didn't forget to say to Dong Xiaoya: "Uncle, don't be so pessimistic when making poems, you see that I have died once, don't I still live well......

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Today, in order to reflect the talent of You Heng, so the chapter is rare and serious, and I will continue to spoof tomorrow, by the way, the old wine will be next Wednesday River, everyone must support it with firepower!

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