After coming out of Huaxu for a long time, I was careful that my liver was still 'plopping and plopping', this You Heng almost made me exposed, and I don't know if Dong Xiaoya and he will come to him alone next time. _Bar_w·w·w·.·

"It's not early, I'm in a hurry to ride quickly, remember to take off the mask when you're about to vomit, don't spit in the mask." Thinking that there are still two people at home who can't take care of themselves, I am speechless, and if I don't rush back before noon, they will fill their stomachs with MSG......

I rode the car all the way to the district hospital, and as soon as I got off the car, I asked You Heng to quickly take off the mask, he wanted to go in like this, and he didn't know that he thought that the doctor-patient dispute would cut people!

When I registered, the nurse was busy, lowered my head and asked me which department to hang up, I casually said that I was hanging for trauma, and the nurse looked up at me: "What's wrong with you?" ”

I pulled You Heng over: "I'm fine, hang it for him." ”

The little nurse turned her head to look at You Heng again: "The car accident is in the emergency room." ”

I shook my head: "It wasn't a car accident, it fell." ”

"What floor did you fall on?"

"I didn't fall from the upper floor, I fell like I usually did in the hallway, and I fell."

"It's impossible, you can't fall into this virtue by throwing your face into a coal pile, and you will be in an emergency when you get into a car accident."

The sweat on my palms came out, and this little nurse was endless......

Finally explained clearly, took the number to the surgery to find a doctor, fortunately it was close to noon at this time, and there was no waiting, the doctor was very idle at this time, was sitting there playing with his mobile phone, I knocked on the door of the door, he looked up at me, and then lowered his head and continued to play with his mobile phone: "What's wrong with you?" ”

I pushed You Heng forward: "I'm fine, my friend has something, you can take a look." ”

The doctor looked up at You Heng: "You guys are wrong, this is not the emergency room." ”

I wiped the sweat from my forehead: "We didn't have an emergency, just ordinary trauma." ﹎8＿﹎＞ｗ=ｗ`ｗ·．”

The doctor slapped his phone on the table: "Dude, do you think I'm idle?" He looks like a car accident at first glance, what are you looking at when you come to me? ”

I was speechless: "No matter how it was a car accident, he fell while walking, his face hit the ground, and he looked a little miserable." ”

"Really?" After listening to my explanation, the doctor got up and took You Heng around: "Is he the first to hit the ground with his face?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes." I nodded again and again, and the doctor looked incredulous: "Why is the nose okay when the face is on the ground?" ”

I didn't know how to explain it to him, so I could only say, "Doctor, let's not ask, you can hurry up and see him, I'm still in a hurry." ”

"If you have something to do, you can go first, and when he finishes looking, he can't go back by himself? Such a big person, you're afraid that he will get lost! "The doctor said it lightly, I don't dare tell him that you don't know the way home.

"The money is all in my pocket, I can't go, hurry up." I urged again and again, the doctor threw the phone on the desk, took a thermometer and handed it to Youheng, I thought that Youheng would not use it, reached out and took it for him, and then said to Youheng: "Open your mouth." ”

This time You Heng also cooperated, as soon as I finished speaking, he opened his mouth, I took the thermometer and stuffed it into his mouth, and said, "Hold it for a while." ”

The doctor turned around and went to the side shelf to get the stethoscope, and when he turned around, he saw me stuffing the thermometer into Youheng's mouth, and said strangely: "What are you stuffing in his mouth, this is under the armpit." ”

This is really embarrassing, I quickly pulled out the thermometer from You Heng's mouth, and stuffed him under the armpit, You Heng spat and said, "Why is this little stick wrapped with a layer of cumin?" ”

I was stunned, I didn't understand what You Heng meant, and the doctor whispered on the side: "The last patient seemed to have a fox smell." ”

……

It took about five or six minutes for the doctor to take the thermometer out from under his armpit. >>8＿﹎ｗ=ｗ`ｗ=．`

"Yo! It's a little burning. The doctor shook the thermometer in his hand and said, "He may need an infusion in this situation, it seems that you really have to go back first." ”

"Can you just inject and prescribe some medicine or something, he is in good health, the problem should not be big, by the way, how can this face burn if it is swollen?" I don't know much about medicine, so I'm naïve in my questions.

"Trauma can sometimes cause inflammation, so it's normal to have a burn, but then again, you are responsible for the patient, you can't say that you don't care about his life or death in a hurry, although you just fell on your head, but who knows if the head is damaged? I think the fall is quite serious, and I usually recommend staying in the hospital for observation. ”

As soon as I heard that I was in the hospital to observe my head, who would dare to put him with other people? Before, in Dong Xiaoya, he almost pulled out his old bottom.

"I can't understand what you said is too troublesome, so how simple can you come." You Heng, who had been sitting there for a long time, finally spoke, and the doctor stood in front of him with his arms crossed: "You can think about it, your condition is more serious, and it is not impossible for something to happen after returning home." ”

"What could happen?" You Heng smiled contemptuously: "I've died once, what are you afraid of!" ”

The doctor thought he was joking, and said with a sneer: "Heh, you are so good, then how did you die?" ”

This Nima came out of his mouth again, and I was so anxious that I was about to cover Youheng's mouth, but Youheng had already blurted out: "How else can you die, you will be hacked to death." ”

The doctor was taken aback by his words, and looked at me in surprise: "I'm afraid I can't see his disease, so I have to transfer to a psychiatric ......."

I explained to the doctor for a long time, saying that this person is not good at playing a small brain, and the doctor will continue to see the disease for him suspiciously, and then wrote a bill for me to pay for the medicine.

It was not too early to take the medicine, I hurriedly led You Heng to the injection with a white face, and entered the injection room after the skin test, and the nurse snorted towards the stool: "Take off your pants." ”

You Heng said proudly: "Do you have to take it off?" ”

The nurse said angrily: "How can I give you an injection if I don't take it off?" ”

I was about to go in and tell You Heng that you should show half of your ass and balls, but You Heng said, 'Come on!' Immediately, he pulled his pants back to the bottom, and his action made my old face red, and he apologized to the nurse while lifting his pants: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my friend can't use his brain." ”

After all, the medical staff are human body students, and they have long been accustomed to these things, so I saw the nurse wave her hand and say, "He hasn't had an injection before?" By the way, how old is he? ”

"Twenty-six." I casually returned.

The nurse sighed, shook her head and said, "You said that you haven't cut the **** even after you're twenty-six, and now you're an otaku, hey!" ”

……

All the way back to the warehouse, this time it was already time to eat, I pushed the door into the house and now Nezha is still sitting in front of the computer motionless, the focused look is exactly the same as when I first learned to play the computer, and Lei Zhenzi fell asleep on the sand with a TV remote control, I said to Nezha with an apologetic face: "I'm sorry, I'm late." ”

Nezha was playing in his head, and when he heard me speak, he just waved his hand impatiently: "What should you do, don't affect me." ”

"Akiko is back!" Lei Zhenzi stretched his waist in the sand, picked at his eyes and yawned and sat up straight: "Why did you come back now, hurry up and cook, I'm dying of hunger." ”

Looking at the appearance of these two uncles, as if I owe them, I scolded angrily: "You Tm can't learn to cook?" I'm going to go out for two days, and you won't starve to death at home, right? ”

"Cooking?" Lei Zhenzi smiled disdainfully: "You actually want the gods to cook?" Have you ever seen a pot and pan in Heavenly Court? ”

I glanced at him with disdain: "Then you have been hungry for thousands of years, what is the good BB to eat late." ”

I walked towards the kitchen while talking, and before I got out of the room and entered the kitchen door, I heard a voice downstairs calling me, I rushed downstairs to see, it was Li Jing!

I haven't seen anyone when I came back from the front foot, and he appeared in just a few minutes, and I don't know if Li Jing can predict my whereabouts.

I ran downstairs in three steps and two steps, with an indignant look on my face: "Uncle Li, you are here, who do you say you are taking from me!" Seeing that the sky is causing me trouble, if I continue like this, I am afraid that it will be difficult for me to live until a year later, I said, do you know that I will be tossed and killed by this group of people in the middle of the rich man's wish to me? ”

Li Jing smiled and said: "This is also a test for your life, what do you have to complain about?" I just brought you a mad god, you can't handle it, what should you do with the rest? Okay, do your job, and next time I'll find you someone better to take care of it. ”

Li Jing dragged out a small old man from behind as he spoke, and I looked him up and down, only to feel that this person was short in stature, his appearance was not good, and his face was full of folds, and there was nothing brilliant about it.

"He will live with you in the future, and he will be the same as the mad god."

I looked at the old man in front of me with a smile and a smile: "This uncle is a happy mourning even if he dies, why are you here for me?" What else can't he put down at his age? ”

"I haven't unified the Six Kingdoms yet, I can't figure it out......" The old man stood there and was so cold that he rubbed his hands and stomped his feet: "By the way, do you have thick clothes?" The old man is so cold. ”

", who is he, he is still competing for hegemony in the Six Kingdoms......" I looked incredulous, and Li Jing wrote lightly: "Kill the gods." ”

"Killing gods? Killing God in vain! ”——

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