It's the first time I've heard the name 'mad god', and I don't have the slightest impression in my memory, and if I want to say the most arrogant thing, it must be Hitler, but Li Jing, a person who claims to unify the whole world, can't take it from me, because I don't know German, and Hitler is coming, and I have to be lonely until death.

If it is our ancestor of China, it is even more difficult to identify, counting our thousands of years, there are more crazy people, but I can rely on the word 'crazy' to seal the gods, I really can't remember this number.

"What about my father?" Nezha, who was wrapped in a quilt, stood in the corridor on the first floor and didn't come out, huddled by the wall and shouted at me, looking at his nervous expression staring at the wires over the yard, I estimated that he was electrocuted twice yesterday and gave him a shadow.

"Let's go." It was cold outside, so I ran upstairs, saying as I ran, "Go back to the house, I have something to tell you both." ”

In the early morning, just after riding, I stood in the yard with Li Jing for a long time, frozen like a popsicle, and farted unwell, went into the house and drank some boiling water, and after a little relief, I told Li Jing what he meant, but I didn't mention it when I asked me to find a way to find living expenses, after all, they didn't communicate with each other before they went down, I thought that Li Jing would have to come back at night, and what if Nezha and Lei Zhenzi had a way to take advantage of this time?

As soon as I heard that they were going to stay for a year, these two goods were very excited, and the loss of mana had already left behind me.

"I'll tell you, I wanted to come down and play for a long time, it's good, live for a year, and then I have to play and peel off before I go back." Lei Zhenzi was so happy to dance, looking at his virtue, I was secretly glad that I didn't choose heaven to be a god, how cool it is to be a tyrant in the mortal world! Don't look at me that I'm single now, when I have money, I'll get married and play, isn't there a crime of bigamy under the law? I'll leave her tomorrow after finishing it today, anyway, if you have money, it's not illegal to sleep with someone else! I didn't dare to add a noodle when I went out to eat noodles before, it was too expensive, and I would add a little bit to you for ten yuan, but it doesn't matter, a year later, Lao Tzu will be a god, and when I go out to eat noodles, I will let the boss pick the noodles into the pot that contains the noodles, and I will eat the noodles and play!

"I don't know how long it will take to go through all the delicious and fun things in this world, this year feels a little shorter, why don't we go out to eat and drink now?" Nezha was wrapped in a quilt and showed a look of anticipation to me.

"Stop, not to mention that you two have the task of guarding people, even if you let you play hard, do you two have money?" This is a problem in front of them, they can't touch a single jumper in their pockets, they have to ask me for silver if they nibble on a steamed bun, not only they have no money, but I also don't, how to make money to live has become the biggest problem at the moment.

"Eat and pay back for us as well?" The corners of Lei Zhenzi's mouth furled, revealing a rather contemptuous look.

"In our place, if you are caught eating overlord meals, according to the custom, you usually have to be beaten first......"

Nezha looked me up and down, and said suspiciously: "Jiang Xiaoyou, I see that your mansion is not small, presumably you are not an ordinary person, will you have no money?" ”

I cried with a sad face: "This courtyard is public, I will watch it, and I don't even have the qualifications to be your family member at that time......"

"Your life is really miserable, okay, in this way, you tell me, what can you do in your current society to make money the fastest?"

I thought for a moment and said, "If you want to make money quickly, you can only rob the bank and buy lottery tickets......

"What does it take to accomplish these two things?" Nezha asked with a serious face.

"You don't need to have any conditions to rob a bank, you can become a ...... with a gun" I was speechless, Nezha didn't seem to have any concept of the word 'robbing'......

Nezha pointed to his fire-tipped gun: "Don't I have a ready-made one?" ”

I wiped the sweat from my forehead: "The gun I said is not the same thing as your gun, and we are going to be sentenced to ......prison if we are caught in this robbery."

"Oh! Are you talking about robbing a bank? Nezha suddenly realized: "Jiang Xiaoyou, can we talk about something reliable?" At least you can't break the criminal law! ”

Nezha finally got on the set, and it was said that the gods had the ability to predict the past and the future, and whether it was true or not depended on what was next.

"If you want to get money quickly and it's not illegal, you can only buy lottery tickets and win the lottery." I replied in a serious way.

"Oh! What are the conditions for winning a lottery ticket? ”

"Need to know the ...... of the lottery numbers"

I explained the general rules of the two-color ball, and as soon as they finished listening, they shook their heads like rattles, and Lei Zhenzi poured a sip of boiling water, 'Poof! Spit on the floor and said, "This Jiang Xiaoyou is too unreliable." ”

I glanced at him with disdain, wearing my clothes and eating my food, who is unreliable?

Nezha couldn't cry or laugh: "After a long time, your two-color ball is gambling, you are too funny, I can predict that you can be electrocuted twice in the future?" ”

Well, it means it's no fun again!

I have a headache thinking that I still have more than 800 yuan left in my pocket, although there are still 15,000 yuan in the card, but this is the blood capital I have saved for almost three years, and it is enough to save some flowers and eat for two months, but you can't spend all this money on eating, right? How much do they spend on clothes, beds, and groceries? It is obviously unrealistic to expect this money to feed a bunch of people.

Lei Zhenzi talked to Nezha on the side about the world he saw for 20 minutes today, the house that ran on the road, the Hot Wheels that could be ridden and my fart mount, and Nezha kept screaming and screaming, shouting that he was going to go out for a walk, while I fell on the sofa in a gloomy mood, fantasizing that the door was suddenly kicked open, and my parents stood at the door, looking at me with an apologetic face: "Child, it's time to let you know the truth after hiding from you for more than 20 years, in fact, Ma Yun is working for our family, in order to make you self-reliant, We've packaged you as a **silk ......"

Boredom is boredom, life has to go on, there are a lot of things going on today, I lit a cigarette to regain my mood, and said: "It's done, you guys talk, I'll cook some noodles for you two to eat, and I'll have to go out to buy a bed later." ”

"Jiang Xiaoyou, let's discuss, can you take me with you when you go out later? Rest assured, I will never reveal my identity. Nezha looked expectant.

I looked at him: "Come on, you put on the clothes I bought for you first, by the way, you have to stay here in the future, don't Jiang Xiaoyou Jiang Xiaoyou shout, it sounds very awkward to us, call me Xiaoming today." "Actually, I'm not very afraid of them exposing their identities, now that they have no mana, they are similar to ordinary people, even if their identities are exposed, they will be arrested and sent to a psychiatric hospital at most.

Cooking noodles out of Nezha made my eyes shine, I never thought that the clothes I bought randomly actually fit well, the goose yellow down jacket printed with cartoon characters looks good on him, maybe because he was electrocuted twice, he is fatter than yesterday, and his already delicate face is now more cute.

"I'll wear the thick ones first, and I'll change the thin ones when it's hot." Nezha pointed to the remaining clothes and pants on the bed and said.

"Ancestor, that's what I wear......" I instructed him to put it on again, and if you don't correct this situation now, he might put on autumn pants and go out in the summer.

After my explanation, Nezha also learned how to recognize underwear and jackets, and just after tossing, I was just about to greet them for dinner, I suddenly found that I was a little lacking in heart, and I forgot to buy shoes for Nezha!

There is no way to have no shoes, after lunch, wash the dishes, and when I want to go out, I will ask Lei Zhenzi to put Nezha on his back, Nezha smiled, and said to Lei Zhenzi: "I'm sorry, I used you as a mount!" ”

I was speechless, Lei Zhenzi carried him the same as his son, and he was embarrassed to say this......

Downstairs, I said the precautions again, probably meaning that the two of them should not be like mountain cannons and see everything there blindly, although I know that this is equivalent to not saying it, after all, Lei Zhenzi also promised to go out in the morning, but as soon as he went out, he didn't remember anything.

I told them to follow me when they got to the ground and not to get lost, and to be safe, I stuffed a pre-prepared note with my phone number and home address in their pockets.

"In case of a sudden situation that you can't find me, remember to take a taxi and come back."

"What is rental? By the way, what is written on your note, why can't I read it? Nezha took out the note and read it again, and asked me.

"This thing isn't for you." Nezha They shouldn't know simplified characters, I stuffed the note back into his pocket: "The rental is the house that Lei Zhenzi just told you about running on the road, I can't describe it clearly now, I will show it to you when I meet you, by the way, you will call me Xiaoming in the future, I can't call your name anymore, for fear of revealing my identity, call me a change of look, so, take the word in the middle of Lei Zhenzi, called Leizi, how about it?" ”

Lei Zhenzi nodded: "There is one word missing, you can do it, it's quite smooth." ”

I looked at Nezha again, his name is not easy to change, Nezha's original name is Li, but you have to call him Li or Li Zha, it's very awkward, I'm thinking about how to change it, it is estimated that Lei Zhenzi also looked at me for a long time and couldn't think of a reason, and said on the side: "The third prince is the third in their family, and his image is a child, called Xiao San." ”

Me: "......"

This Nezha didn't recruit anyone and didn't provoke anyone, and since then he has a new name on the basis of the Marshal of Zhongtan, the Taishi of Tongtian, the illustrious general of Weiling, and the great god of the Three Altars of the Sea Society--family destroyer......

Because of the experience of going out last time, Lei Zhenzi is a little calmer, this so-called 'slightly calm' means that he didn't shout when I started the three rounds, of course, he has the experience of sitting on three wheels does not mean that Nezha also has the experience of sitting on three wheels.

"Hmm~~~~~ hmm~~~~~ hmm~~~~~ drive ~~~~~"

Nezha's voice shouted exactly like Lei Zhenzi, if I hadn't watched "Fengshen Bang", I would have wondered if they were taught by a master......

Along the way, the snow fell, the wind blew on the face like a knife, but it did not affect the interest of the two immortals at all, the whole process heard them calling behind, although I was very depressed when I was at home just now, but this happy atmosphere can be contagious, it is really not wrong, because of their mountain artillery virtue, it also made me feel a little calmer, and slowly began to integrate into their atmosphere.

"Look, look, I didn't lie to you, the current house can run on the road with all the wheels."

Nezha looked at the oncoming bus in the direction of Lei Zhenzi's finger, his mouth opened wide, and his eyes felt like they were about to fall to the ground: "Wow! How did this house run? Isn't it like a room full of people paddling their feet on the ground? ”

Lei Zhenzi shook his head: "No, didn't you see that you were sitting honestly in the shelf?" Hey, did all the people in his room make mistakes? Why do you keep your head down? ”

I looked at it and said, "Cowardly! I'm all playing with my phone. ”

"Alas! Now the house can run on the road, and the world has changed a lot. Nezha couldn't help but sigh, and I smiled: "What is the house running on the road, you can still fly in the sky with wings!" ”

"Really?" The two exclaimed at the same time, with an incredible expression.

"Airplane, by the way, do you see it, the plaque on the roof of the house is rental, and there are a lot of them on the road." I pointed to a taxi overtaking from the back of my ass and said, "If you're going to get separated from me, give the note I gave you just now to the guy who plays with the plate, he knows how to contact me." ”

The two of them nodded again and again, and they arrived in the township while talking, and I told them not to talk too much, because they didn't dare to let them be too presumptuous in a crowded place, in case they attracted the attention of the people around them.

I found a shoe store and parked the car, I asked Lei Zhenzi to carry Nezha in to choose shoes, and the salesman looked at us with a surprised look when he was at the door: "Your children don't even wear shoes when they go out in winter?" ”

I don't know what Lei Zhenzi thinks, so he choked people on the spot: "Why are you here with shoes on?" ”

The salesman was speechless, I stared at Lei Zhenzi fiercely and told him to shut up, and then said: "Just kidding, just kidding, the child played with the shoes, so I came to buy a pair." ”

Although my excuse is far-fetched, it is much better than Lei Zhenzi's answer, and the salesman squeezed out a smile with difficulty, and said, "I'll just ask casually, don't worry too much, please inside." ”

The salesman led us around the store and introduced: "You really came to the right place to buy shoes, the children's shoes in the entire Sanshengxiang are the latest and the best quality, and I absolutely guarantee that you will not choose the second one after reading." ”

"Just pick up a pair, I'm still in a hurry." When I went out with these two goods, I didn't know what tricks they would make, so I should hurry up and finish my work.

"Nacheng, handsome guy, you let the child sit down, and I'll choose a suitable pair for him." The salesman pouted at Lei Zhenzi on the sofa: "There is just a new style, it matches your children's clothes very well, you can take a look." ”

The salesman took out a pair of small yellow shoes from the shelf, and compared them on Nezha's feet, I felt that they looked good, and nodded: "Cheng, just it, you help me get a pair of feet and buy it directly." ”

"I'll see how big this kid is, well, 33, 34."

The salesman took out a box of new shoes as he spoke, opened it and put it on Nezha's feet, and said in his mouth: "It's quite the right time for you to come, these two days just happen to be an event in our store, buy shoes and get two pairs of socks, yo yo!" Look at these shoes, how well they go with your clothes...... Hey! Why are your children's feet like bacon......"

The salesman reminded me that Nezha's soles of his feet were covered with a thick layer of yellow cocoons, as if his mother had stepped on two pieces of cake......

Lei Zhenzi spread his hands and didn't dare to speak, Nezha showed an innocent face: "Hot Wheels smoked ......"

The salesman obviously didn't understand what the situation was, and asked with a blank face: "What?" ”

I hurriedly took over the conversation: "We kids practice acrobatics, and the tightrope walks too much, and the feet become like this......"

"Yo! How thick is this wire...... "The salesman came back to his senses, removed a pair of socks and put them on Nezha's feet: "I happened to send the socks to the event, so I put them on him directly?" ”

"Don't worry, how much do these shoes cost?"

"One hundred and fifteen."

"Give eighty, if you don't sell it, I'll only give five socks for money."

"Brother, look at what you said, we will lose ...... if we say eighty."

I didn't bother to take care of him, so I turned my head to Nezha and said, "San'er, take off your shoes and return them to him." ”

The salesman hurriedly grabbed my hand: "Don't mind! Eighty is really a loss, or you look like this, I will give one less pair of socks, and you take the shoes, I should bring a pair for you? ”

Virtue! I buy a green onion to go to two garlic people, you open your mouth to me lion! Eighty is too much.

Now Sansheng Township is engaged in development, and there are more workers in the construction unit, and there is no need to run to the city to buy a frame bed, which is nearby, which is convenient.

Not far from the shoe store, there are second-hand high and low beds, and the store next to it also sells labor protection supplies, these things are not expensive, and affordable, as far as I am now financially able, no matter what historical celebrities come, then for the time being, I can only wear a military coat or something, cheap, fifty or sixty yuan can let him mix the winter......

"Yo! It's so interesting! ”

I was just about to enter the corner of the shop where the bed was sold when Nezha grabbed me, and when I turned my head, I saw that Lei Zhenzi was standing motionless in front of a sugar painting stall, while Nezha was dragging the corner of my clothes and Lei Zhenzi's clothes in the middle.

"What's the point of drawing a candy painting?" I wondered.

"Sugar painting? This thing is painted with sugar, huh? Nezha showed a look of surprise: "Isn't that edible?" ”

I nodded, "Yes." ”

"Can you buy me one...... then," Nezha said cowardly.

"I want a ...... too," Lei Zhenzi also coaxed.

These two people's eyes are flashing now, exactly the same as the expressions I used to eat candy in front of my parents when I was a child, which made me speechless: ", how old are you two...... Aren't we okay with this? ”

"If the child wants to eat, you can buy one!" The owner of the sugar painting stall took the opportunity to help on the sidelines.

Me: "......"

"And how long do you have to buy something?" Nezha asked.

"Soon, isn't this all at the door of the shop?"

"Then why don't you buy it, and we'll see what will happen here......"

I'm speechless, just their expressions now obviously want to eat, you said that people are such a big immortal, they don't even give him a candy painting to eat, isn't it too much for me to do this? After thinking about it, I'm at the door anyway, and you can see me when you enter the door, and they won't lose it so easily, yes! Buy it.

"How much does it cost you to spin this thing around?" I asked the stall owner as I pulled out my wallet.

"Two pieces."

I threw five dollars at him: "Let each of them turn one, and the rest will be left and I will come out and you will find me." ”

The stall owner took the money and said, "You are too picky, what's wrong with giving one more piece to let the child eat more?" ”

I ignored him, pointed to the store that sold beds and said to Nezha and Lei Zhenzi: "I'm in this shop, don't move around, wait here for me to know?" ”

They didn't have time to pay attention to me, and they were anxious to get the candy painting, when the stall owner talked about the rules of the game: "You two can turn once, turn to what, and if you're lucky, you can get a big dragon." ”

"Why are you the biggest dragon?"

"Because the dragon is big."

"Nezha killed the third prince of Long, you should draw Nezha!"

"Nezha is still afraid of the pagoda in his father's hand, why don't I draw a pagoda king in the middle?"

Their conversation was really stupid, I shook my head helplessly, and went straight to the shop that sold beds, this shop is convenient for the surrounding construction sites, all the iron shelves and high and low beds, just like me.

"Look at the bed?" The boss was sitting at the door playing on the computer, and when he saw me enter the door, he hurriedly came to greet me.

I nodded: "How do you sell your bed here?" ”

"It depends on which one you want to buy, the quality is different, and the price must be different."

I walked around and said, "Just buy the normal one, not too expensive." ”

The boss led me to a pile of iron beds painted green, and said, "This is the cheapest, two hundred and six." ”

"Two hundred and six!" I touched the quality of the bed and said, "You sold me two hundred and six for this bed?" How much is a pound of iron now? Look at your bed, it's as light as something. ”

"Big brother, I don't like to hear you say that, you can't sleep when you buy iron, right? He's got to process it, right? There is also the shipping cost and the rent of our store, which is cheap enough to sell for 2600. ”

I shook my head like a rattle: "It's expensive, it's expensive, you give me cheaper." ”

The boss looked unhappy: "If you want to be really cheap, you can go to another house to buy a wooden plank, and you can use a few bricks under it." ”

This is choking me with words, but I also know that this bed 206 is not too outrageous, even if I bargain, I can't cut much, I took out a cigarette and sent one to the boss, and said: "Let's put it this way, I don't just need a bed, how much can you sell me?" ”

He took it, took a puff, and said, "How many do you buy?" ”

"You can buy two today, and you'll have to come another day."

The boss pondered for a moment and said, "That's it, my bed is sold for two hundred and six, but you always have to put a palm mat under the bed when you buy it, right?" My palm mat is sold for twenty-one sheets, and the upper and lower two are forty, and the extra bed is exactly three hundred. ”

It is expected that there will be at least four bunks for eight people, and it will cost at least 1,000 yuan to buy a bed, but it's good, the bed is not a consumable, and it is not a big problem to use it for a year, so I gritted my teeth fiercely: "Cheng, you can find a three-wheeler to help me pull home." ”

"Far from it?"

"Ten minutes."

"Then you have to give me another thirty for the freight, by the way, when will it be sent to you?"

I dug out my wallet and said, "You can wait about half an hour to deliver it, I still have to buy some futon." ”

After settling the account and leaving contact information, I hurriedly went out to find Nezha and Lei Zhenzi, and led them to buy the quilt and finished the work today.

I rushed to the sugar painting stall in three steps and two steps, and asked angrily, "Where is San'er?" ”

Lei Zhenzi took a sugar chick in his hand and said while licking it, "Isn't this next to me?" Xiao Ming, let me tell you, I found that there is a problem with his turntable, his pointer is iron, I turn ...... Hey! What about San'er? ”

I'm so angry, I really want to kick the girl: "Don't I let the two of you stay together and don't move?" ”

Lei Zhenzi looked innocent: "I didn't move, wasn't he still next to me just now?" ”

I'm furious, it only takes less than ten minutes from entering the store to checking out, and this kung fu person can also lose it, what a thing!

"Young man, I'm looking for you a dollar."

Who can take care of a dollar at this time? I didn't think much about it, I picked up Lei Zhenzi and started running, it didn't take long, Nezha should be nearby, but from the street to the end of the street, I didn't see Nezha's figure after searching the whole alley.

This main owner hasn't arrived yet, and the guards have lost one first, what should I do? Li Jing came at night, and you must know that I lost his son, and I had to take his pagoda and take me in......

I wanted to cry without tears, standing on the street helplessly looking around, hoping that Nezha would suddenly appear in my field of vision, but in such a small street, I couldn't see a child in a yellow down jacket.

"Don't worry, didn't you give each of us a note? Maybe he found that one by himself and rented it out? San'er has lived for so many years, and he is not stupid. Lei Zhenzi comforted me on the side, but he obviously didn't have much confidence in speaking, although Nezha was lost, although he blamed Nezha for running around, but the two of them stayed together, and he was somewhat jointly and severally responsible if he was gone.

"I don't worry about you two saying that you two want mana, it's a big deal to fly back and come down, but you are no different from mortals now, what do you say if something happens? I've lived for thousands of years and can't even understand staying where I am, what do you want me to say about you, alas! ”

The phone rang suddenly, I picked it up and saw that it was an unfamiliar number, and as soon as I pressed the answer button, I heard a strange man's voice inside: "Do you have a child dressed in yellow, what is it called...... What San'er? ”

This man's voice is very low, a little mysterious, if it weren't for the person he said was Nezha, I would have hung up the phone a long time ago.

"Yes, what, you see?"

"He's next to me."

Ay! can be regarded as connected, I was relieved, and said: "That's good, that's good, scared me to death, I thought I was lost, by the way, who are you?" ”

"I'm a human trafficker!"

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