I estimated that Li Jing was here, so I didn't have the heart to choose clothes for Nezha, so I took two sets casually, threw down the money and pulled Lei Zhenzi and rushed back, and I didn't buy breakfast.

The car was speeding all the way, and this car almost made me dry up, and when I passed the traffic light, a car driver shouted next to me: "Dude, if you didn't use Seymour to change these three wheels, you must have been a pilot before......"

How can I have the time to talk to him? Bang the throttle and left, and it only took half the time to return to the warehouse after seven or eight minutes of Lu Leng.

The courtyard door opened, and a middle-aged man wearing a crown and gold armor appeared in front of me.

"The King of Heaven has arrived! You stand and I'll go up and drink my saliva. Lei Zhenzi said hello and ran upstairs, and didn't stop long, at first I thought that Lei Zhenzi would help me introduce him, after all, I don't know, now it's good, he ran away, and I was left standing there, the atmosphere suddenly became awkward, this Li Jing is the garrison commander of the heavenly court, and his status is prominent, how to call him has become a problem.

"Jiang Xiaoyou, hello." It was Li Jing who broke the silence first, and greeted me with a smile on his face, I was flattered, and instinctively took a step forward as soon as my brain was hot, held Li Jing's hand and said, "Hello Uncle Li, I'm waiting for you......"

Li Jing: "......"

After more than 3,000 years, I am the only one who can call him Uncle Li, of course, whether he can understand it or not depends on two words......

"Dogs and Lei Zhenzi didn't cause trouble to you." Li Jing pulled his hand back a little embarrassed, the ancient people should have hugged their fists, and they probably haven't seen this kind of handshake like mine.

"You're so polite, what's the trouble." I'm not familiar with Li Jing, and my cognition of him is from the book, because most of the Xianxia works are undocumented, and I don't know what kind of temperament this Li Jing is, although what I want to know most in front of me is what the purpose of their group of immortals is to come to me, but let me ask me directly I'm really a little embarrassed to speak, and I thought about it for a long time, I decided to pull the relationship first, and then ask after being a little familiar, so that it won't seem abrupt: "Or, let's sit in the house?" It's a snowy day, and it's cold. ”

Li Jing looked behind me and saw that only me and Lei Zhenzi came in, and said strangely: "Why didn't Wu'er Nezha follow?" ”

I pointed upstairs and said, "You haven't gone up yet?" He didn't go out with us. ”

"Oh!" Li Jing thought for a while, and then said: "It's good to be up there, let's talk here, I still have something to leave in a while." ”

Hey! This Li Jing, he didn't go up when he got to the door, what do you mean?

"You're leaving? What about the third prince and Lei Zhenzi? "I'm pretending to be confused, the gods can come to me with a big grin, there must be something going on, how can I just walk around and leave? This can't be said, but I'm embarrassed to ask directly, so I can only use roundabout tactics to let Li Jing go through the bottom first.

"If they don't leave, they have to stay with you all the time." Li Jing said and looked me up and down, and smiled: "You also probed me, I know you have a lot of things you want to ask, you can ask directly." ”

Li Jing is also a human spirit, and he just took a look at me through the face, which made me very embarrassed, scratched my head, and I was a little embarrassed: "Then why did Uncle Li come to me this time." ”

"That's right, we're going to build a prison in your place......"

"Wait." As soon as Li Jing started, I interrupted him from the middle, and I didn't dare to listen to the content of the back, the treasury company, I will be in charge of the warehouse, come to me to build a prison, how scary do you say......

"Uncle Li, I'm afraid you're in the wrong place, I'm just an ordinary person, if you build a prison, I think it's more reliable for you to find the country than me......"

"We can't alarm mortals."

Listen to Li Jing's words, you can't alarm mortals! Co-author: I'm not mortal? I was scared out of a few drops of urine, and this is not alarming, but it was all frightened......

"Uncle Li, my salary of 2,000 yuan a month is too limitless, you talk to me about this too much, if you want me to say, you treat me as a stronghold, you can come and live for two days if you want to, if you want to eat something, try your best to meet it within my ability, just the prison, I think you have to go to Zhongnanhai ......"

"We're not going to leave either."

Me: "......"

What's going on with me......

"Okay, time is pressing, you listen to me first." Li Jing estimated that he also found that I was a little poor, and I couldn't say a reason for a long time, so I saw him glance at the second floor, grabbed the conversation and said: "The prison must be built on you, it is all the decision of the heavenly court, of course, you will definitely think, why do six billion people in the mortal world choose you?" What I can reveal is that this is called chance, and the destiny is just that, but if it is a prison, in fact, I brought people to live there, and your job is very simple, just don't lose them. ”

"Oh! Just looking at them? Then this is similar to a nursing center, the problem is that my yard is so big, where can you get a group of people to live? ”

"Yes, the pension center, that's pretty much what it means, but don't worry, due to special reasons, there are not many people who are qualified to come to you, they are all a bunch of historical celebrities, but they died a little unjustly, and the breath in their hearts can't go down, Heavenly Court originally wanted to let them reincarnate directly, but they were afraid that they would have to make a mess if they wanted to reincarnate with that resentment, so Heavenly Court finally decided to find a space node to settle them together, dissipate and dissipate their grievances, and then let them reincarnate."

"What's going on?" I took out the cigarette from my pocket, habitually handed one to Li Jing, it is estimated that Li Jing has never seen a cigarette, showing a look of surprise and pushed it back to me, I took a deep breath on my own point, and said: "In addition to not letting them get lost, what other requirements are there any?" ”

Li Jing pondered for a moment and said, "There is another point that is particularly crucial. ”

I pricked up my ears and said, "What? ”

"Don't let them starve!"

Me: "......"

"They won't stay with you for too long, only a year, since you are a mortal, Heavenly Court is afraid that you won't be able to take care of so many celebrities, so it has arranged a few helpers for you." Li Jing mouthed Nunu on the second floor and said, "Nezha and Lei Zhenzi are the first batch, by the way, because this matter is too urgent, I haven't explained it to them clearly, you can go up and talk to them later." ”

I nodded in agreement, but I always had a question in my heart, what benefit can I get from such a big thing? When it comes to vital interests, I can't take care of Tang Bu's abruptness, so I asked casually: "Uncle Li, I shouldn't ask a question, I helped Heavenly Court handle this matter well, can I do something?" ”

Li Jing smiled: "I have already thought about it for you, you are going to do this thing beautifully, it means that your ability is very good, and when the time comes, we will directly let you rank in the immortal class and enjoy Tianlu forever, happy, right?" ”

Become an immortal! Thinking of Lei Zhenzi and Nezha's turtle, I was speechless, who became an immortal and who was stupid, I cried and said with a sad face: "Uncle Li, can we change to another one?" I didn't have the consciousness of being a god......"

Li Jingqi said: "You don't deserve to be a fairy?" Do you know that becoming an immortal is a dream thing for many people in the world? ”

That's because they haven't seen what kind of scattered virtue immortals are, you know, I'm afraid few are willing......

"I don't have any ambitions, I can live a good life, of course, it would be better if I could enjoy the glory and wealth more in the remaining days, I think you should go to someone else's life to become an immortal......"

Li Jing couldn't help but laugh after hearing this: "Hey! That's what you're after? Come on, this is also your fate, if you really plan to be a rich man after the end, I won't stop you, it's simple, when the time comes, I'll say hello to the God of Wealth, and let him take care of you. ”

These words make me happy, who is Li Jing? Commander of the Heavenly Court's garrison! What is the concept of him going to the God of Wealth to greet me? The Minister of Defense called the Minister of Finance and said you should allocate some money to that **......

"Uncle Li, if it's only for a year, it's not a big problem, by the way, can you ......" I rubbed my fingers vigorously, the meaning was obvious, if you want me to do something, you have to give a deposit first!

Li Jing suddenly blushed, and hurriedly covered his chest and said, "You...... Jiang Xiaoyou, I'm a man, let me tell you, how can you be like this! ”

I'll go, what does Li Jing think......

"No, I mean, can you give some money for the event first!" I was speechless.

"Oh, this, then you have to think about it yourself, it's a test for you, a year is not a long time, I believe this little thing will not be difficult for you."

"Uncle Li, I won't be happy if you want to say that, you and a bunch of people come to me to eat and drink for a year, and I have to be able to afford it, besides, I don't know how many people you are going to come." I didn't talk nonsense, just my salary of 2,000 yuan a month, Lei Zhenzi, Nezha, Li Jing plus me are the four of them, and the next celebrities we implement one-on-one service, that is at least eight people, according to five bags of instant noodles per person per day, eight people have to eat 100 yuan a day, so I am 1,000 yuan short every month, besides, eating instant noodles every day, whether you can live until a year later is a little suspenseful......

"Hey! The people I can get you here are all celebrities through the ages, such a powerful character comes to you, and you can be poor with a random idea? After surviving this year, you are a rich person in the world, admit it, we can be ranked in the immortal class, how much suffering has it suffered? For example, let's talk about the Jade Emperor, do you know why he can enjoy the supreme worship of heaven and earth? ”

I shook my head: "I don't know. ”

"Because he has been through 1,750 eons, 129,600 eons each, do you know what that means?"

"Meaning he's the hardest man in the world......"

A person who has suffered 200 million years of sin, saying that it is the most difficult in the world, absolutely no one can control it, according to the data given by Li Jing, the Jade Emperor may have been bitten by dinosaurs if he did not do well......

"So, you can enjoy the glory and wealth of the remaining decades in one year, what is there not to be satisfied with?"

Li Jing choked me so much that I had nothing to say, I was thinking about talking about some more conditions, but Lei Zhenzi went out with my teacup, only to see him standing on the fence on the second floor and poured saliva violently, and then 'poof! As soon as Li Jing saw Lei Zhenzi come out, he quickly put his fingers on his two lips, which obviously meant that Lei Zhenzi should not speak.

Lei Zhenzi ignored him, and shouted after spitting: "Heavenly King, what are you two talking about when you two stand down?" Come on, it's a cold day. ”

"My father is here." Nezha's voice came from inside the house, and Lei Zhenzi nodded into the room: "Here, let's chat with Jiang Xiaoyou below." ”

I don't know what the situation is with this Li Jing, but when I heard his son's voice, his face was 'Huh! It changed all of a sudden, and I was wondering, Li Jing suddenly said: "Okay, Jiang Xiaoyou, I still have something to go first, and I'll leave the rest to you, I'll bring the first person over tonight." ”

"Wait a minute, Uncle Li, who will come first." As soon as I shouted, there was no trace of Li Jing, only to hear a voice that gradually faded away ringing in my ears: "Mad God......"

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Early in the morning, I asked for a recommendation ticket.,Don't hide some of them.,Thank you.