Since I heard that Nezha and they discussed a way to make money, I instantly swept away the haze of the day, with a goal, work naturally twice the result with half the effort, buy a lot of vegetables in the afternoon, in order to serve these gods and grandfathers well, I also put a lot of effort, less than an hour, even cut vegetables to the pot, five dishes and a soup like a trick served on the table, an otaku can make five dishes instead of five different flavors of instant noodles, this is a miracle!

Taking advantage of the hour of my cooking, Nezha and Lei Zhenzi had already taught You Heng how to sit on a stool, and by the time I took out the treasured liquor, their brothers were already waiting for me in their seats.

Seeing You Heng sitting there with his waist straight, I smiled and said, "Mad God, how does it feel to sit on this stool?" ”

You Heng stared at me proudly and said slowly, "This thing is very comfortable. ”

I laughed, unscrewed the lid of the liquor and said, "Comfort is enough, you must remember in the future, you must sit on a stool or sit on the sofa when we sit here." ”

I pointed to the couch behind him and said, "Look, that's it, don't kneel on the ground again." ”

He nodded as if he didn't understand, then looked at the wine bottle in my hand and said, "What are you?" ”

I shook the bottle, "Wine." ”

You Heng showed a rare look of surprise: "It seems that your identity here is very respectful, this kind of crystal treasure vessel is a royal vessel?" ”

I was amused by him: "This crystal is three cents a pound in our ...... You're so funny, how can there be a royal family pedaling three wheels out of the ......"

You Hengqi said: "What is three cents?" ”

I took the wine glass in front of him and said, "I can't tell you how much you drink?" ”

"You're going to fill me with this little thing?"

I nodded, "yes, the biggest wine glass in our house is this three-dollar glass." ”

"It's really strange that you're a hospitality, what can you do with such a small cup? To drink, naturally use this. You Heng smiled contemptuously and shook the rice bowl in his hand......

His rice bowl is the microwave bowl I usually use to make instant noodles......

"You...... How much do you drink here? I asked cautiously, it's no wonder that I'm lonely, I usually watch ancient people drink wine with bowls in movies, but after all, it's a film and television work, who knows in reality!

You Heng knocked on the table and said, "Women don't drink, good men drink, that's naturally a big mouthful, you fill it for me." ”

I was speechless: "No, my bowl can hold two catties!" It's only a pound of wine, what are you going to drink when you fill them up? Or I'll give you the bottle and you'll blow it directly......"

The mad god pointed at Nezha and said, "Children can't drink. ”

Nezha frowned: "I'm a person born in the Shang Dynasty......"

Lei Zhenzi didn't do it anymore, and shouted on the side: "What do you mean? Children can't drink, don't I still have it? Co-authored with you, I'm transparent, isn't it? ”

You Heng didn't argue with them, raised his hand to stop them from talking, and said in a very angry tone: "Okay! I'll drink half of it, and you'll get the rest. ”

"Do you want to? I'm a 53-degree ......."

"In Pingyuan County, I'm a well-known Dionysian poet, what is not enough, don't you just drink wine? I'll you one! ”

You Heng didn't wait for me to continue talking, grabbed the wine bottle and poured half a bottle for himself......

"You'll be left to split."

You Heng handed me the rest of the liquor, I took the bottle, and poured a small glass for Nezha and Lei Zhenzi, but didn't pour it for myself, Nezha sitting next to me was very strange: "Xiao Ming, why don't you drink it?" ”

I raised a glass of Coke in my hand: "I don't know how to drink, just you drink this thing and that wine utensils are all I am going to give to my father, isn't it a coincidence that you are here, I will give you a drink first, when the dust is washed, I will buy it later." ”

Lei Zhenzi smiled: "Then let's pick up the cheap and be your father's ......"

I knocked the table with a cup and said, "Don't be poor, let's go first, this wine, the span of drinking is a bit large, there are Shang Dynasty, Three Kingdoms, and 2016, this kind of lineup, I'm afraid it's our table from ancient times to the present, not to mention anything else, I hope that in the next year, we can live this day plainly and happily." ”

"Okay." Lei Zhenzi and Nezha applauded in unison, but You Heng shouted on the side: "I did you as you please." ”

"You take it easy, this wine is high......

As soon as I finished speaking, You Heng raised his neck and drank half a catty of liquor, which scared me so much that I didn't dare to move, Nezha and Lei Zhenzi also looked at You Heng with curiosity.

"This ...... What's the wine...... "He moved so violently that it scared me enough."

"What kind of wine are you...... Strong...... Why is the strength so big...... "Maybe he drank too fast, You Heng staggered, barely holding on to the table, his face was long, and the strength of the wine came up at that time, and his face turned red as he spoke, and he didn't know that he thought it was the Red Rabbit Horse in its original form......

"Hurry up and help him sit down, eat a mouthful of food, eat a mouthful of food." I hurriedly asked Lei Zhenzi, who was sitting next to him, to hold him up, and said, "Don't drink so violently." ”

Before I could finish counting, he pushed Lei Zhenzi away and muttered, "Jun...... Gentleman...... One...... In a word, the horse...... Difficult...... It's hard to chase, let's do it...... I'll just ...... It's going to ......"

'Boom! Before the words fell, You Heng responded, I was in tears when I saw this scene, You Heng is really worthy of his name as a mad god, how should I say it in the words that are more popular on the Internet now? 'The cannon you made about yourself will be finished with tears', you Heng is like this......

We didn't care about eating, so we were busy lifting the unconscious You Heng to the bed, and after we got all this, we sat back at the dinner table.

This time the meal is my unique job at the bottom of the box, compared to instant noodles, it is simply incomparable, Nezha and Lei Zhenzi ate so energetically, shouting fresh while eating, listening to them, I feel that they may not be interested in the food itself, but have a soft spot for this MSG, as far as their identity, what delicacies and seas have not been eaten? Only this MSG was something they didn't have at that time!

After three rounds of wine and five flavors, we all lay on the chairs with a satisfied face.

"How's this meal going? We're not bad at this craft, right? ”

I looked smug, a little ostentatious.

Nezha ordered fiercely: "It's delicious, the dishes are delicious, and this should all be attributed to the MSG you said earlier, right?" ”

I nodded, "It's partly to the credit." ”

"I've been hearing you talk about MSG and MSG, what the hell is this? You bring it to us and see. Lei Zhenzi also showed curiosity.

"What's so nice about monosodium glutamate, the seasoning for cooking."

"If you want to take it, you can take it, haven't we seen it before?" Lei Zhenzi shouted to see it, and I couldn't resist him, so I could only take out the remaining half bag of MSG from the kitchen and throw it in front of him. ”

I was speechless: "How can there be ancestral monosodium glutamate, it is sold everywhere, yes, it seems that I have to have a good lesson with you tomorrow, or I dare to take you out without any common sense." ”

Seeing him playing with MSG with great interest, this can't help but remind me of the money-making method he said earlier: "By the way, the money-making method you are talking about, shouldn't it be to let me sell instant noodles or something?" ”

Nezha shook his head and said, "That can't be, that's right, didn't I get kidnapped by the trafficker you said this afternoon?" Later, I heard that you were going to ransom me with all your wealth, but in the end you didn't spend any money, but you made a fortune, right? ”

I nodded and said, "Yes, that trafficker doesn't know that you are Nezha, won't this let you beat up?" In the end, he blackmailed him for money. ”

"So, Lei Zi and I discussed at home in the afternoon, let's apply this method in the future and continue to do this."

After I listened, I was sweating: "Big brother, this is the best plan you discussed?" Let me tell you, this thing is extortion, illegal and illegal, besides, what kind of serious job do you think human traffickers have? That's not all over the street, where can I find human traffickers? ”

"You can send a notice saying that you have a kid here who is very good at crutching......

Me: "......"

"How did you come up with such a bad idea? If you don't understand the current situation, you can stay at home and stay honestly, I'm really convinced. ”

I was about to go to the kitchen to wash the dishes while cleaning up the leftovers on the table, but Nezha didn't know what was wrong with my method and continued, "Is there anything wrong with my method? ”

"Nonsense, it doesn't work at all, and it's illegal."

"Then what else should we think of?"

"Don't J8 think about it, you just stay here steadily, don't make trouble for me, eh! Lei Zhenzi, what are you doing? ”

I was just about to bring the dishes to the kitchen when I saw Lei Zhenzi pick up MSG and pour it all into his mouth......

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