Chapter 13: The First Troll in History
If you want to say this You Heng (miheng), in fact, I heard his story when I was very young, 'beating the drum and scolding Cao' to say this thing, but at that time the people were small, and I didn't have much impression, and then I watched TV once I happened to turn to a Peking Opera station, and it was also this scene, I admired him at the time, Cao Cao was so good at that time, and the ministers were full of courts, and as a result, I met this mad god You Heng, and was scolded like a calf......
This play sings wonderfully, I also have a heart for the character of You Heng, I specially searched on the Internet, but I didn't know if I didn't check it, I was shocked, this You Heng really can be said to be the first emperor of death in the ages, he has been looking for death since the day he stepped into the stage of history, and finally let him find it......
Looking at the development of the entire history of China and even the world, I am afraid it is difficult to find another figure who can compete with him in terms of death.
In the Three Kingdoms period, You Heng must have a very high level of talent, this can not be black, people in their twenties can be famous all over the world, that is not by flickering can succeed, but there is talent, you can't be too crazy, in today's society, arrogant people in the workplace is difficult to integrate with others, not to mention the Three Kingdoms at that time, the war was chaotic, if you are not careful, you may burp, you Heng doesn't care about this, I want to be crazy, and he can no longer be described as crazy, it's a little crazy! I think in his mind, I'm afraid everything is dung, how can I say that? Except for himself, everything is not much different from shit......
Don't say anything else, just scold people, you said that you You Heng scolded Liu Biao under Cao Cao, or scolded Cao Cao under Liu Biao, he is different, I will scold Cao Cao under Cao Cao, Liu Biao under Liu Biao, what can you do with me?
And it's interesting for him to scold people, in order to scold people and develop tactics for himself, the history books record that You Heng scolded Cao Cao on the day he saw Cao Cao, not only scolded Cao Cao, but also scolded Cao Cao's subordinates.
What kind of character is Cao Cao? Who are some of his subordinates? Those are all cattle people with a high evaluation in history, and they are nothing in Your Heng's mouth, scolding people in pain, who is bullish and scolding, too much addiction, if it weren't for Cao Cao's presence to stop him, I'm afraid he wouldn't have to use the soldiers below, just scolding those Wenchen generals can tear him off.
And after scolding Cao Cao, he was still angry, he was still thinking about finding an opportunity to continue scolding, you are looking for a job, big brother, is it interesting for you to chase the boss and scold?
This Kong Rong (let the pear that) didn't know what to think, he was stunned to introduce a mental illness to Cao Cao, he wanted to make peace in the middle, ran to You Heng and said Cao Cao cherished talent, you scolded people so badly, apologize, You Heng immediately agreed to apologize to Cao Cao when he heard it, and Cao Cao was happy, waiting for him at home, thinking about finding the steps down, and the result was good, waiting for You Heng at home to let You Heng come to the door and scold again......
Cao Cao was so humiliated by him that he couldn't help it, and he was embarrassed to kill him, after all, you Youheng is a celebrity, I don't know how many people will chew the root of your tongue in the future, can't you provoke me to hide? Gotta send it out!
immediately sent him to Liu Biao in Jingzhou, Liu Biao also fell into blood mold in his life, everyone wanted to pit him, Cao Cao wanted to pit him, and Liu Bei also wanted to pit him.
At first, Liu Biao was very happy, Cao Cao arranged such a talented person to come over, I guess Liu Biao was still reading Cao Cao at that time, but it was only a few days after contact that I found out that this product was a troll, Liu Biao was also humiliated, and then send it out!
To whom? Of course, who is hot-tempered, and you dare to scold me? Yes, if I don't kill you, there will always be SB willing to kill you, and this time Liu Biao gave You Heng to Huang Zu.
Huang Zu is a martial artist, but he has also heard of You Heng's name, and You Heng himself is indeed only eight buckets, he didn't kill him when he first took over, but treated him kindly, I don't mess with you, you can do it well.
Huang Zu didn't mess with him, but that doesn't mean that You Heng didn't mess with Huang Zu, You Heng is a psychopath! Where I am here, why don't you bosses hurry up and clamp your tails?
With such thoughts, then ...... There was no then, Huang Zu killed him on the spot.
If it weren't for your cheap mouth, I think he is a person who can live for generations, although now he is also famous in history, but it is a flash in the pan, and has not left a strong mark in history, historians think that You Heng is arrogant, dare to fight against Cao Cao, is loyal, but I think it is not accurate, historians are objective evaluation of history, although objective, but did not analyze a person from the pathological aspect, according to the current medical aspect, You Heng obviously has paranoid personality disorder, that is, the so-called psychopathy......
After learning the true identity of the mad god, I kind of know that I have a big deal this time! You Heng scolded Cao Cao, Liu Biao, and Huang Zu, and now it's finally my turn, and I don't know if it's my honor or my misfortune......
"This ...... Where did you meet a friend, could it be mentally ill? Why are you still undressed! The ogre Li Chenghui's apt question finally pulled me back to reality from 1,800 years ago, looking at You Heng with a proud face in good clothes, I replied with difficulty: "It's a distant relative, and it's not very easy to use a small brain......"
"Oh!" Li Chenghui nodded and said, "If you have mental problems, you have to send them to a mental hospital, how dangerous it is to take him to the street, I also said that I would invite you to dinner, how dare you take him to the restaurant?" After a while, the chef will be hacked to death. ”
I waved my hand weakly: "Forget it, sister, next time, I'll send him back first, and I'll leave first if there's nothing else." ”
Hurriedly came out of Li Chenghui's shop, I drove You Heng back to the warehouse, at this time it was late, I was physically and mentally exhausted to go to bed, and I didn't want to move anymore.
Lei Zhenzi and Nezha were studying there with the "Children's Recognition of Things", and when they saw me lying on the bed and not moving, Nezha patted my stomach and said, "Are you back?" Tired, huh? No matter how tired you are, you can eat and sleep again, hurry up and cook, my stomach is almost hungry. ”
I turned my body the bed, and suddenly felt very aggrieved in my heart: "You say that I recruited someone to provoke someone, how can I put up with you people?" ”
"After you left, Lei Zhenzi and I didn't mess around, stay honest, eh! By the way, which famous artist did you bring this thing back? This painting is so good! ”
I sat up weakly, and glanced at the atlas in their hands: "Isn't it written on this?" Shandong Fine Arts Publishing House. ”
"Shandong Fine Arts Publishing House! Why is this man's name so long? Xiao Ming, let me tell you, he will be famous all over the world in the future, you look at his painting of this thing, vivid, it is exactly the same as the real thing. ”
I don't bother to talk to them now, and all of a sudden I lie in bed again, and now I think this guy in the house spends a lot of time teaching them modern knowledge.
"Don't go to sleep, when you leave in the afternoon, Lei Zhenzi and I analyzed the money-making thing you said, don't say it, let us really figure it out."
As soon as I heard this, I immediately jumped up from the bed: "What? Have you thought of a way to make money? ”
Nezha and Lei Zhenzi looked at each other and smiled, nodded, I didn't care about whether I was tired or not, grabbed Nezha's arm and shook him like a rattle: "Quick, tell me how to get it?" ”
Lei Zhenzi smiled mysteriously and said, "It's okay to tell you, you have to go cook first, we're hungry enough, let's talk about this when we're full." ”
"Howler!" I was so excited that I bounced up from the bed and ran to the kitchen, all the troubles seemed to be swept away, You Heng still maintained a proud face at this time to stand in the middle of the room, I passed by him and did not forget to pat him on the shoulder: "What are you doing, find a place to sit by yourself." ”
You Heng nodded slightly, and knelt down all of a sudden, his position was right opposite Lei Zhenzi, and Lei Zhenzi was very embarrassed at that moment, and Lei Zhenzi hurriedly got up to hug him: "No need to apologize, no need to apologize, I have forgiven you for the afternoon......
"He didn't apologize to you, people are kneeling and playing......"
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