Chapter 10: The Mad God
I stepped forward and grabbed the car door that was about to close, and said angrily: "Fuck you, uncle, how many people have been abducted?" ”
The middle-aged man had a bitter face: "Brother, I said whether you believe it or not, it's the first time we've done this for a living today." ”
I turned my head to stare at the driver, who nodded busily: "It's the first time." ”
I looked at them a few more suspiciously, but I couldn't see the reason for it, no way, for the sake of Nezha and Lei Zhenzi, I couldn't care about anything: "I tell you, next time you want to do this business again, it won't be as simple as being beaten by me, stealing dogs have been killed, let alone stealing people, do you hear clearly?" ”
Actually, I said that this is all nonsense, if the habitual offender can still be scared by my words? Impossible! It's just that I can't do anything about them in this situation.
The middle-aged man cried: "Big brother, even if you don't say that I won't bring this next time, the first time I came out to do this job, my mother met a porcelain toucher when he went out, and finally sent the two of them to catch you and met you, and in the end the person didn't get 15,000 upside down, we don't know who to report the medical expenses, just this deal, I want to do it again, I just lack the heart......
How can I pay attention to him? The girl named Dong Xiaoyan got out of the car, and then waved his hand to let them roll the calf, Dong Xiaoyan was not stupid, and when he got out of the car, he didn't forget to snatch his handbag from the cab, and watched the van drive out of the square, and I deliberately wrote down their license plate number.
"Brother, thank you so much, please leave me a phone number? My family and I have a good thank you for that. "Dong Xiaozhuan will stand next to me shivering, I glanced at her, thinking to myself, what will you repay me for this ** silk? You can't make a promise, can you? This is not the plot of a novel, I can't afford to feed and drink a bunch of gods and celebrities for a year, and many people have more mouths.
"Give me your phone." Looking at the van that was gone, I beckoned to Dong Xiaozhu, Dong Xiaozhuo hurriedly took out his mobile phone from his handbag and handed it to me, and took advantage of the situation to come to my side to watch me enter the number: "Remember to save your name when you save the phone, I'll call you when I get home later, hey!" Why does your mobile phone number start with 110? ”
"Hey, 110?" This girl is pretty cute, but now I don't care about messing around with her, since I have a license plate, I must call the police first, after all, the first time they were traffickers, who believes this?
"That's right, I want to give you a clue, human trafficking, well, I only wrote down the license plate number, you have to check the specific situation yourself, age? It's in your early thirties, two of you, driving a silver-gray van with a license plate of ......."
I told them the general situation in a crackling voice, then hung up the phone, and said, "Beauty, 110 will be here in a while, if there is nothing else, we will leave first, you are waiting for them here." ”
"What? You're just gone? Dong Xiaoyan looked at us a little incredulously, according to normal people's thinking, my reaction is indeed a little unreasonable.
"That's right, the bed I bought was delivered home, and I'm in a hurry to go back to receive it."
"No, brother, I said that your child was almost abducted just now! You don't pursue this? Is it that important to get a bed? ”
"Come on, he beat up the two traffickers just now, who kidnapped whom......"
Thinking that there was still a bed delivery master waiting for me on this cold day, I didn't have the heart to keep talking nonsense with this, leading Lei Zhenzi and Nezha to the place where the three wheels stopped without looking back, leaving only a beautiful woman screaming behind me for my phone number......
This ** silk should be so much! Who has seen it? Stand out and I'll take a look.
Dong Xiao ornament Dong Xiao ornament, why does this name sound so familiar to me?
When I returned to the warehouse, I saw a snowman standing in the snow, and there was a manpower three-wheeler parked next to it.
I was very sorry for him, the master grinned, shook the phone and said, "It's okay, your wifi signal is very good......"
Lei Zhenzi and Nezha are grandfathers, and when they get home, they go upstairs and don't say that they will help move it, and they will be so tired that I have to die or live in this 10,000-year-old house, and finally put the bed upstairs and installed it, so I took out another fifty yuan and stuffed it to the master.
"What are you doing here? The shipping has been paid! "The master took advantage of the situation and blocked the money back for me.
"This money is compensation for your time, and you must accept it." Although he has been playing with his mobile phone, such a heavy snow and waiting for such a long time, no one can be happy.
"Oh, you guy is really, don't say don't, don't do it, I'll leave if there's nothing else."
The master was just about to go out, and I suddenly remembered that I hadn't bought this futon yet, and it was also Nezha's trouble, if he hadn't delayed the time, it would have been estimated that everything would have been arranged properly.
"Master, wait a minute, I just have to go into the city to buy something, why don't you take me for a while, and you will have to deliver something later." In fact, I just want this master to earn two freight money, although this kind of person is poor, but he has backbone, and he will not be punished for nothing! As long as he feels that he is not contributing, he will not ask for money if you give him, and such a good person is rare now.
The master agreed, and I told Lei Zhenzi and Nezha to stay at home honestly, and then followed the three-wheeled master into the township.
Although the things to buy on this trip are relatively light, but they are very mixed, in addition to the bedding and have to buy some vegetables, it is not a matter to let the gods eat instant noodles, in fact, they don't care, the key is that I don't know which historical celebrities are coming next, this is going to be the literati who are down, the first they themselves are very poor, so poor that they have no money to eat and no money to see a doctor, just take Du Fu as an example, as we all know, his most powerful thing is that he didn't eat for nine days, and then suddenly ate a full meal and hung up, Whether it is poor digestion or death is basically undocumented, but poverty is indisputable, they are coming, you have to eat instant noodles for a year, it is estimated that he can also eat eyebrows, and when he leaves, he may be grateful to you, but what if it is the emperor general of which dynasty comes? This kind of person basically belongs to the master who kills people without blinking, you give him instant noodles? He turned around and killed you......
With a windfall of 15,000 dollars, I have a little confidence to buy things, although I am afraid that this money is a drop in the bucket in the face of the next few days, but it is better than nothing.
Quilt I bought all forty-one beds, absolute black-hearted cotton, when I entered the store, the boss was scared silly, I opened my mouth to ask him if there was black-hearted cotton, the boss thought I was secretly visiting at first, a strong said no, and then I said to the cheapest, brand-new tickets in front of him, the boss couldn't stand it, so I took out the quilt, but the things inside were removed which is called cotton? At most, it's filling, I think these people have all died once anyway, and they don't care about getting sick or anything, and it is estimated that they won't be sick in a year......
Things are all purchased, I didn't forget to buy a set of "Children's Recognition of Things", this book is one to three years old, it's not that I look down on Nezha them, the key is that they can only read this book first, and the pictures and texts are easier to understand......
When I got home, it was almost four o'clock, and I was startled when I opened the gate of the yard, because as soon as the door opened, I saw two figures in front of me, and I took a closer look It turned out that Li Jing led a strange man to stand in the snow, why did he arrive early?
I didn't ventilate these two people in advance, in case the stuffing was exposed in front of the delivery master, it would be terrible, and I commanded the master to put the bedding and vegetables at the door, and after settling the bill, I quickly called the delivery master back to the city.
"Uncle Li, you two don't say anything about staying in the house on such a cold day." Close the door of the courtyard, I hurriedly jumped a few steps to Li Jing, you said that he was going to freeze out three long and two short, who are I going to go to in the next life......
These two goods are now covered in snow, and it looks like they have been waiting for a long time, and I guess they came as soon as I went out.
Li Jing waved his hand, indicating that he was fine: "I won't go up, there is something to do, I will bring you one over today, it is him." ”
Following Li Jing's gaze, I had the time to take a closer look at the strange man in front of me, this person is actually not very old, he is in his early twenties, wearing a white gown, with a bookish face, this person is obviously choked by the cold at this moment, although he is trembling all over his body, his face is arrogant, and he is quite a bit of snow pressing green pine and straight.
"Just him? It's also a mad god! "As soon as I said this, my heart cried out, why do you think I owe it so much? blurted out, what if the person in front of me is a so-called peerless master, and he slaps me in a hurry?
"You've lost." The young man in white stared at Li Jing coldly, then his neck tilted slightly, and his eyes swept in the courtyard: "Do people call me a mad god now?" ”
Fuck, look at this fan, your mother is about to freeze into a zombie and still hold it like this, looking at his empty eyes, the name of this mad god is estimated to be really not in vain, the more he is like this, the more nervous I am, just now I accidentally made a disrespectful speech, should he give me a punch......
In order to dispel the bad impression of the mad god on me, I quickly turned out a military coat from the things I just bought, this dress is for the gods who are going to come next, due to financial reasons, I can't buy them too good clothes, I can only buy this cheaply, fifty-one, ten yuan more expensive than the quilt, but I don't know if it's black-hearted cotton.
"Mad God, it's too cold this day, would you like to add some clothes?" I put on a flattering look, and I smiled all over my face with great flattery, but the mad god didn't look at me at all, but said coldly: "Put it on me." ”
I didn't say a word and hurriedly put the military coat and cloak on his shoulders, of course, the military coat is always a military coat, even if the mad god is wearing an ancient gown, but it is impossible to wear the feeling of Mei Changsu in "Langya Bang" on the shoulders of this military coat, and if you look closely, this is more like Jiao Yulu......
"From now on, you will live here, and you can tell him anything." Li Jing pointed at me and said to the mad god.
"Oh!" The mad god then looked at me: "You are the master of this room?" ”
I nodded and said, "I can't talk about it, but I'm in charge of it most of the time." ”
"Although this kind of projectile land is small, it can be regarded as a place to stay, so let's make do with it, well, what's your name?"
In fact, in my heart, I don't like to see this kind of person, look at this virtue, I look like Lao Tzu is invincible in the world, and his face is one or two years older than me, but when he speaks, he is still a projectile! these people don't know how expensive the house price is now, and it's still a company in this small place. If it weren't for the fact that I didn't know his details at the moment, Lao Tzu would be too lazy to serve him, and he would eat me and use mine in the future, you? Have the ability to go out by yourself and think about it.
"You can call me Xiao Ming." After listening to his awesome words, I became disgusted with this person.
"Okay, let's talk, I'll go first."
Li Jing was about to leave, but the mad god said coldly on the side: "If you want to lose the bet, don't forget." ”
"I can't forget it, I'll bring it to you next time."
"What did you two gamble on?" I was confused as I listened to his conversation, and I didn't know what bet they had just made.
"Bet on who stands in the snow for a long time, and whoever speaks first loses."
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"No, Uncle Li, do you think you two have energy? How big are you betting on this? I was about to ask you, your son is upstairs, why did you prefer to freeze here rather than go upstairs when I saw you twice? Besides, what kind of bet are you making with this mad god? Will he be able to take a stake out of him? What if he loses? ”
"I'm not going to lose." The mad god answered the conversation on the side, and this man was quite confident.
Li Jing looked like he wanted to speak and stopped: "Hey! I don't go upstairs because I don't go upstairs, okay, I'll go first, you take him back to the house, it's cold. ”
After Li Jing finished speaking, he pointed to the second floor with his hand and shouted, "Look, what is that?" ”
I looked in the direction of his finger, but there was nothing, and I couldn't help but wonder, and I turned around and was about to ask him, but where was there any trace of Li Jing......
What is this man singing? Let's go, why are you still so mysterious......
As soon as I went upstairs with the mad god, I pushed open the door and found that Lei Zhenzi and Nezha were sleeping, no wonder, they were relatively unfamiliar with the things in the room, there was nothing to play, I was not at home, they naturally had nothing to do, so they could only sleep to pass the time.
I turned to the couch and said to Nunu, the mad god, "Sit down." ”
The mad god was stunned for a moment, obviously didn't react, I didn't pay attention to him, walked to the bed and called Lei Zhenzi and Nezha, I was going to introduce them to this mad god.
Lei Zhenzi sat up, shook his head, and stretched: "Xiao Ming is back?" Something bought? ”
"I've bought it, by the way, I'll introduce you, this is the mad god."
I pointed at the mad god, Lei Zhenzi and Nezha were still half-asleep and half-awake at this time, they squinted and stared at the mad god, but there was no afterword after 'oh'.
This action may have made the mad god look a little embarrassed, too sluggish, the mad god raised his neck again, and said coldly: "Who are you?" ”
To be honest, the mad god is still quite sufficient, since I saw him until now, he has always given people the feeling of disdain for everything, and it is estimated that this is one of the reasons why he can be called the mad god, and it is easy to understand that people with ability think very highly of themselves.
After the mad god asked, he waited to hear the following, but Lei Zhenzi said unhurriedly: "You go back to the station." ”
The mad god was at a loss, and before he could figure out the situation, he saw Lei Zhenzi reach out and pick up the teacup from the coffee table, pour saliva violently, and then 'poof' all of a sudden spit on the ground, the water splashed, and the mad god was the closest and was sprayed......
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The contract has arrived in Shanghai, and it should be possible to change to A on Monday