, I expected that Lei Zhenzi's virtue would get into trouble one day, but I didn't expect the disaster to come so quickly, spitting water in front of others, no matter what dynasty or who, I'm afraid I can't stand this kind of provocation, although I know that this is the sequelae left by Lei Zhenzi's, but the mad god doesn't care about you......

I was very nervous for a while, these two are a mad god and a thunder god, how can I persuade them to fight? I didn't know what to do, but I saw the mad god flustered for a moment, but he didn't do anything, just snorted coldly and said, "Rude!" ”

Yo! He's quite tolerant, but the master is like this, he usually doesn't make a move, and if he does, he will die.

"You know him, and he doesn't have any malice, so it's a habit of action." I persuaded the mad god while looking for shoes to change, but before the words were finished, Lei Zhenzi stopped doing it, and this thing put my teacup on the table, and frowned: "What did you just say?" Do you say again, believe it or not, I summoned Dao Lei down and chopped you down? ”

The corners of the mad god's mouth twitched, and he smiled contemptuously: "Just you? Come on, come on, you split me and sprinkle some salt tonight, you don't even have to buy vegetables, and you call the thunder down, do you think you are the god of thunder? ”

As soon as the mad god said this, I suddenly felt that the taste in the words was wrong, although he still maintained the arrogance on his face at this time, but why did the tone sound so similar to Song Xiaobao?

"Hey! You little cub...... "Lei Zhenzi 'rubbed' and got up from the bed to beat the mad god, how dare I let the two of them fight, especially the mad god came to me to dissipate his anger, but the result was good, the anger did not disappear, but rose, how do you say I explain to heaven?

The mad god stood motionless on the spot with a fearless face, and Lei Zhenzi was stumbling around, and I stopped him and pushed him hard to the side of the bed: "Can you make people worry?" You can do big things with people. ”

"Look for yourself at his virtue, don't you look for a fight? Xiao Ming, let me tell you, you stand far away, and I'll let you see how I beat Xinghuan. ”

Lei Zhenzi is also terrifying when he speaks, that Xinghuan was spilled on the ground by him with a stick, the mad god can be called the mad god, and it is estimated that it is not a fuel-efficient lamp, they are going to fight and demolish my house, where can I go to pay the account?

"Say less, you spit on someone's shoe upper, are you still wrong?" I hugged Lei Zhenzi and didn't let go, Lei Zhenzi probably felt that he was at a loss, although he was shouting to fight, but with my small physique, he could still stop it, which means that he didn't really get angry.

After persuading Lei Zhenzi for a long time to stop calling, I sighed and wiped the sweat from my forehead: "It's so tiring to live with you, it hasn't stopped from morning to night, and I don't know if I can live for a year if I continue like this." ”

Complaining is complaining, there are still so many things that have not been brought up, and I was trying to ask Lei Zhenzi and Nezha to help with the handle, but the mad god who had not been silent saw that Lei Zhenzi stopped talking, and Leng Buding jumped next to him: "What about the thunder you called for a long time?" Don't you know that there is no thunder in winter? ”

Me: "......"

What the is this? Either stuff your head and don't speak, as soon as you speak, you can vomit blood, see if I persuade you there for a long time, he's good, see that your fire is about to go out, I'll give you a teaser, how annoying......

As soon as Lei Zhenzi heard the mad god say this, his face immediately changed, and it seemed that he must have to fight, and just when Lei Zhenzi was about to throw himself at the mad god, my fire was also hooked: "you uncle, don't make trouble." ”

I poked between them and angrily said, "Are you fucking interesting? Fuck, I've been so busy early in the fucking morning that I haven't even sat down, what about you? I know that you, Lei Zhenzi, in addition to pretending to be forced to dismantle my sofa, what else did you do? And you, what mad god, what kind of arrogance you have since you met, do I owe you money or what's wrong? Who do you show with a stinky face? I told you, you didn't pay a dime when you came to me, and I have to eat and drink for you with a monthly salary of 2,000 **silk, why? Just because you are gods? Even if it is, you're not a god of wealth, so what am I doing for you? Isn't it good to be a little more harmonious? ”

"You have to provide for me, I will see thunder in the sky, and ...... at your doorstep"

"You die, don't be poor with me." I waved my hand at Lei Zhenzi, I didn't want to deal with him at all, and I saw thunder in the sky at my doorstep, I don't know if I thought Lao Tzu was punished by God......

Nezha pursed his lips and smiled: "You guys are a little righteous, don't keep messing around, Xiao Ming is not easy." ”

"What kind of good person are you pretending to be there, I haven't said anything about you just now, just because of you, delaying me for half a day, I let you stay where you are, what are you running around? Thousands of years old people can still be abducted, are you sorry? ”

They didn't take care of it, no one talked to me, I scolded all the negative emotions today, and I felt a little better.

"Xiao Ming, you dissipate your anger, we won't make trouble." Lei Zhenzi comforted me on the side and sat down, how can I have the kung fu to sit? There were still a lot of things down there, and I beckoned him and Nezha to go downstairs to get the things, and as I was walking, the phone rang.

When I took it out, I saw that the caller remark was 'ogre'

I was so scared that I almost threw my phone out of the second floor when I saw the name, who is this 'ogre'? How could I be so afraid? There's a reason for that, of course.

'Ogre' real name is Li Chenghui, is Huang Shuhe's girlfriend, in front of me, she calls herself 'sister-in-law', but I have never admitted her identity in private, because Huang Shuhe is half a year younger than me, and Li Chenghui can only be a younger brother and sister, but I don't dare to call it that in person, in the final analysis, it is because she is too spicy, and it seems that she has also practiced some Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and she can fight.

But the reason why she is called 'ogre' is not because she can fight, there is a story here.

I remember once Huang Shuhe bathed his brother at home, I happened to be there that day, not long after the washing, Li Chenghui called over, Huang Shuhe couldn't take the mobile phone with a lot of water, so he opened a hands-free while washing and chatted with her, she asked Huang Shuhe on the phone what he was doing, Huang Shuhe said to bathe his little brother, and I don't know what Li Chenghui thought, so he popped up on the phone and said, "Then you wash it clean, I'm going to eat him at night......"

Huang Shuhe's younger brother also heard what she said, how scary do you say? Anyone who understands knows what's going on, but how can a child know this? I was scared and cried on the spot, until now, when the child saw Li Chenghui, he cried and said, "Bai Zi Oh Bai Zi Oh" (don't eat me)......

"Sister, what's the matter?" I picked up the phone and bowed in a groveling tone, no way, I can't beat this girl, I can only lower my posture.

"Hurry up and come to my shop, someone wants to fight with your sister-in-law."

Li Chenghui had such a hot temper, and she hung up the line without making it clear, when she fell in love with Huang Shuhe, I thought that Huang Shuhe was small and easy to bully.

I can't figure out what the situation is for a while, but Huang Shuhe's matter is my business, I can't help but feel funny, I can't help but feel funny, fuck me, I live here with a great god, and there are still people on this earth who dare to argue with me?

"Who did you just talk to?" A trace of surprise appeared on the mad god's face, but he quickly returned to normalcy and asked coldly.

"Soil spores." Lei Zhenzi was embarrassed to mock the mad god at this time......

"I've got something to go out about." Looking at them, I think I have to take at least one person, Li Chenghui has called me, that means that she can't figure out the strength of the other party, I want to go alone in the 10,000-year house, it's basically for nothing, but who to bring? In view of the injury of the trafficker just now, Nezha can't take it over, his hands are heavy, if he beats someone else, it won't be able to end, and Lei Zhenzi can't take it, Lei Gongxinghuan will die in his hands.

Thinking about it, the mad god is the most reliable, no matter how awesome he is, he is also a mortal master, and he is calm, with this momentum, maybe he can surrender without a fight?

"Mad God, can my brother please ask you for one thing?" I calmed down my previous excitement and asked with a smile on my face.

"Don't think that if I eat and drink with you in the future, I can do things for you, whoever wins me can win the world, think about Cao Mengde back then...... Forget it, the hero didn't mention the courage of the year, this time I promised you, the right to be a greeting gift, but only this once, not as an example. ”

"Thank you so much, in fact, there is nothing else, just my friend and ......"

I was talking to the mad god, Li Chenghui's text message came again, urging me to hurry over, since the mad god agreed, then I don't need to keep talking, tell Nezha and Lei Zhenzi to move the things bought downstairs upstairs and I took the mad god out.

To say that this mad god is really worthy of his name, from taking him on a three-wheeler to driving out, and even including seeing the cars shuttling by on the road, he has a grim face, and he can't see the slightest ripple, and Nezha and Lei Zhenzi are completely two reactions, this psychological quality is really strong.

"My friend is in a hurry, I'll ride quickly, are you okay?" Through the rearview mirror, the appearance of the mad god sitting in danger can't help but make me awe-inspired, riding so fast on a snowy day, my old driver has a shaved face, not to mention this ancient person who has never sat on three wheels.

The mad god didn't answer, and coldly poked out five fingers at me, seeing that this gesture should be fine.

"Mad God, as soon as I see you like this, I know that you are awesome, to be honest, it is difficult for me to breathe when I ride so fast, and then look at you, Taishan collapsed in front of me and the color remains unchanged, I admire it from the bottom of my heart, really."

I kept rambling, the mad god never replied to me, just waved his hand gently, I continued: "By the way, I know you are cold, in fact, the two in the family are also quite fierce, one is called Nezha, and the other is called Lei Zhenzi who quarreled with you, I think you have heard it, everyone will be together for a long time in the future, I think, you still try to be as close to them as possible, you are here to relax, why bother to be unhappy with others?" Do you think that's the reason? ”

This thing still didn't reply, I was helpless, he was too bored, he couldn't beat a fart with three sticks, and he didn't know how to get along with him: "By the way, Mad God, I heard you mention Cao Mengde just now, so you still know him?" ”

This time, I finally saw the mad god open his mouth slightly, it seemed that he was going to answer my conversation, and was about to listen to his relationship with Cao Cao, but he suddenly vomited at ...... of 'wow', and when he vomited, he straightened his waist and always maintained the arrogance of his face......

"it!" I was so disgusted by him that I almost didn't vomit with him, so I quickly pulled over and parked the car, pulled out a few pieces of paper from the front seat and jumped to the back seat: "No, I said Grandpa Mad God, if you want to vomit, you can't say it in advance, and you twist your head and spit out, it's good, it's all out of your chest, how disgusting......"

I wiped the dirt on his chest while counting it, he had just bought this military coat, and he had to take it home to wash it later, so troublesome, the madman clicked his mouth and let out a long breath: "I just got dizzy!" ”

"Dizzy, you speak, you just sit there like the king of the immovable Ming."

"In my life, I have never bent down and lowered my ......"

"I don't believe you're squatting in the pit like this......"

It took him a long time to clean the stains, but there was still a big water mark on his chest, and I didn't know that I thought he was drooling like an adult.

Back on the road, this time I didn't dare to ride fast, for fear that he would vomit again, so I rode slowly for twenty minutes before rushing to Li Chenghui's shop.

This is a retail appearance fashion store, the name is 'Xingxiu', it sounds very fashionable, it is the branch opened by the ogre Li Chenghui in order to chase Huang Shuhe in Sanshengxiang, and it is not her main productivity, I have to say that although the ogre is 'barbaric', but it can be regarded as a capable person, in such a poor and remote place to build such a big store has not lost the pants, this is the ability.

After parking the car, I didn't call the ogre, and directly led the mad god to push the door into the clothing store, which covers an area of more than 170 square meters, which is quite spacious, but in addition to Li Chenghui and two salesmen, there are only two little children with yellow hair left.

I nodded at the ogre standing at the cash register as a greeting, and then looked into the shop, and there was no one else, which made me wonder: "Shhh Sister, didn't you say that someone was going to fight with you? What about people? ”

The ogre yelled at the two yellow-haired men and said, "Isn't that what it is?" ”

As soon as the ogre's voice fell, the two little boys rose up in response and jumped in front of me with an extremely arrogant appearance: "What's wrong? Look down on us? ”

I didn't dare to reach out and push them when they looked sick, for fear of accidentally breaking up: "Sister, isn't it, these are two children, are you calling me?" ”

"Whose child are you talking about? Be careful. As soon as the two yellow hairs heard me speak, they were not happy, and they shouted on the side, and they didn't know if the mad god was in a bad mood because he had just vomited or what was going on, so he suddenly ran to stand between me and the two children, frowned and said coldly: "If we don't pay attention to what we say, what should you do?" ”

"Hey! You're pretty awesome! Are you going to say that, believe it or not, Lao Tzu beat you up? Not to be outdone, the two yellow hairs twisted their necks and tried their best to make a fierce appearance.

As soon as they put out this action, I secretly screamed that they were going to suffer, but they were facing a mad god from the Three Kingdoms period, I don't know the bottom of this person at all, but can I afford the word mad god What kind of good stubble can it be? No way!

I was about to persuade them to get out of the way, but the mad god's face turned grim, and he said loudly: "I still don't believe it today, you call one and show me." ”

The mad god's words were quite bloody, but his next actions surprised everyone present, and as soon as his words fell, he immediately knelt down in front of the two children......

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