"No need to fart, try to see the world turn upside down."

After sending this scarf, Ye Yu stopped caring about it, and instead concentrated on the code word.

And all the netizens on the Internet speculated about what Ye Yu's domineering words meant, and after discussion, everyone finally came to a unanimous conclusion.

"Do you know, what does Ye Jun mean by this?" ――From Osaka, an island country.

"I'll go! Capture an islander alive, boiled or roasted? ”

"Add a little old godmother, the taste is even better!"

"Chinese people really love to joke. Below is the vice president of the Ye Yu Island Country Support Association, and I heard that Ye Jun had a scolding war with someone today, so he came to support. However, due to the delay of the news, after all, it was a few hours late, and I hope to forgive my sins. - From Tokyo, an island nation.

"Forget it, for the sake of your face, which is also Ye Yu's fans, I won't open meat today. In addition, what Xie Yichu is Ye Yu fighting against, why do you need your help in the battle? It's a spike, isn't it? ”

"That's natural, Ye Jun is a peerless genius, we have also investigated, Ye Jun has a super high popularity in your Huaxia, and this battle will naturally be won. But as a fan, even if the idol has the upper hand, I should come to help. - From Tokyo, an island nation.

"Hey, that's a good point. I'll tell you the meaning of Ye Yu's last sentence. In fact, there are many other sayings in that sentence, such as: 'Say a yarn and watch Lao Tzu abuse you to death', 'There is no basis for your words, you will know when Lao Tzu abuses you', 'It's useless to say more, between you and me, there will be future generations to judge', 'Shut up Lao Tzu and watch Lao Tzu slap you in the face'...... Although the meanings of these statements are somewhat different, we feel that in Ye Yu's sentence, these meanings are probably all there, and they belong to the collective. Well, now you almost understand, right? ”

“…… Well, I almost understand. What does Ye Jun mean is that sooner or later he will refute his opponent's remarks? - From Tokyo, an island nation.

"I'll it! As soon as you said this, I feel that the momentum has dropped a lot all of a sudden, in our Huaxia, this is called a slap in the face! Slap in the face!! ok？ ”

“…… Okay, when is Ye Jun going to slap his face? - From Tokyo, an island nation.

"I don't know, perhaps, Ye Yu plans to write a book of poems and blow up his opponents in sales, or perhaps, he plans to wait for the next action of the Ministry of Culture, or maybe, in a few days, a large number of well-known writers will come out to support, and then the Ministry of Culture will speak, there are many possibilities. I plan to write a few letters to the Ministry of Culture protesting that Ye Yu is not included in the list of invited manuscripts for "Revolutionary Years", and asking for additional additions. You can also write a few letters, I heard that it is easier to make the words of international friends. ”

……

Looking at the discussion on the scarf with relish, Ye Yao smiled thief--you all guessed wrong!

In his words, it is "10,000 years is too long, seize the day", and everything will be revealed in three days!

……

In these three days, there are still many media regrets.

Because, Ye Yu and Xie Yichu didn't quarrel after a few words, but they flashed after dropping a domineering declaration, and Xie Yichu naturally didn't want to look for scolding anymore, so he hid.

In this regard, the media is also helpless.

Ye Yu satirized Xie Yichu's arrogance and bragging, Xie Yichu's sarcasm that Ye Yu was not officially recognized by the Ministry of Culture, and it was depressing that neither of them could refute each other's sarcasm.

After all, it is a fact that Ye Yu did not enter the list and was not officially recognized by the Ministry of Culture, no matter how other things are, this cannot be denied.

As for Xie Yichu...... Except for his brainless fans, everyone knows that his poetry level is not as good as Ye Yu. Don't say it's him, even if it's Professor Chen, isn't it better to admit it? No, it's been three days, and I haven't come up with a better couplet.

Because of this, the two stuck together and couldn't quarrel anymore.

Of course, in terms of popularity, Ye Yu finished bursting Xie Yichu and did not stop on both streets.

But Xie Yichu grabbed that point, and to put it mildly, it was a cheap trick.

was originally a scolding war that could be reported and dug deeply, but it ended hastily, which made the media feel extremely unhappy.

Until the day comes......

The time for the Ministry of Culture to announce the results of the call for papers for "Revolutionary Years" was 10 a.m., so at 9:50 a.m., Xie Yichu opened the official website of the Ministry of Culture and refreshed it from time to time.

Perhaps, for the average person, it doesn't matter what the end result is, but for those of them who participate, it is a great honor to be written into their record of achievement, and it may even be one of the most dazzling.

Therefore, Xie Yichu looked a little nervous at this time, and a few drops of sweat oozed from the tip of his nose.

Refreshed a bit, no.

Refreshed it a little more, no.

It's past 10 o'clock, and I've refreshed it a few times but still haven't found a new announcement.

Xie Yichu's mood was a little irritable.

Taking a deep breath, Xie Yichu patted his chest and comforted himself: It is normal for the announcement to be delayed for a few minutes, and it is rare for the announcement to be made at 10 o'clock, because I am too nervous. Calm, calm, I am still very sure of winning the championship in this call for papers, after all, Professor Chen is a woman, and he is not good at bold words, and this time, my work is perfect and satisfying. After showing Lao Zhang and a few of them, didn't they all say that I was playing at a super level? My hopes of winning the championship are very high!

Thinking like this, Xie Yichu slowly calmed down.

Under his tireless refresh, finally, at 10:07, a new announcement appeared in the Ministry of Culture - the results of the call for contributions for the opening words of "The Revolutionary Years".

Seeing this new announcement, Xie Yichu's heartbeat, which had just returned to normal, suddenly accelerated again.

Of course, at this moment, he was no longer in the mood to take a deep breath and calm his emotions, but couldn't wait to make an announcement.

It seemed like a century before the web page finally opened.

After just one glance, Xie Yichu felt that his whole body was like falling into an ice cellar, he felt chills for a while, his head was a little dizzy, and a wave of emotions called frustration spread wildly from the depths of his heart.

And at this moment, he hadn't even seen the words that won the championship, all he saw was the dazzling name - Ye Yu.

How, how can this be......

When Xie Yichu was mourning, the media felt that they were going crazy.

What is the funniest, most ridiculous, and most comical irony of 2015, you say?

Before today, I am afraid that different people will have different opinions, but after today, I am afraid that the views will be unified.

The Ministry of Culture played a big joke on everyone!

The champion is Ye Yu!

It was Ye Yu who was ridiculed by Xie Yichu before and did not enter the list!

Many people's first reaction is - is the Ministry of Culture mistaken?

But if you take a closer look, the poem called "Qinyuan Spring Snow" does indicate that the author is Ye Yu!

Of course, this is not the most critical, after all, maybe the Ministry of Culture has come up with a big oolong?

And most importantly - there was a picture in that announcement! What is written on it is the song "Qinyuan Spring and Snow", and the final signature is Ye Yu!

So, that is to say, the Ministry of Culture did not produce any oolongs, and the champion was really Ye Yu!

At this moment, the media didn't even have time to appreciate Ye Yu's calligraphy, because there were more gimmicky things to do!

"Quick, quick! Connect with Xie Yichu and ask him what he thinks of Ye Yu winning the championship! ”

"Where's Zhang Yang?! Hurry up and call him to me! What the? Conducting interviews? Call him quickly and ask him to interrupt the interview! Yes, that's right, just interrupt the interview! Let him hurry up to Xie Yichu's house, interview Xie Yichu, and ask him what he thinks of Ye Yu winning the championship! Last time it was Xie Yichu who he interviewed, and if it was also him this time, it would be full of gimmicks! This is an advantage that no other media has! Call him! ! ”

"Who has Xie Yichu's contact information? No? None of them? Hurry up and check it out! Within ten minutes, find out the address and phone number of his home! We're going to interview! This matter can be said to be the biggest joke in the literary world this year, and it involves Ye Yu again, there is definitely a gimmick! Hurry up and get me moving! ”

"! Xie Yichu is not from the same province as us, there is no way, hurry up and connect me with Xie Yichu! ”

"Hahaha! This is really the funniest and funniest thing this year, and it also involves the super popular topic character Ye Yu, you said that if we took a picture of Xie Yichu's wonderful expression when he was interviewed, how many clicks would the website have? Ye Yu's fans alone are at least a few million, right? Haha, let's go, photographer hurry up and sort out your things and follow me! Don't let other media get ahead of you! ”

Such a roar can be seen everywhere in the editorial offices of major media outlets, and the media will not understand the word "difficult to dismantle".

……

Xie Yichu felt like he was going crazy, and his phone kept ringing.

At the beginning, I thought it was someone who called me, but as soon as I picked it up, the other party asked with a face: "Hello, I am a reporter from xx news network xxx, what do you think of Ye Yu winning the championship?" ”

hung up the phone directly with a gloomy face, however, before he could put the phone down, another strange call came.

Again, it's still this kind of interview call.

After doing this several times, Xie Yichu couldn't help but smash the phone fiercely.

Looking at the computer again, the button message was also flashing, unplugging the network cable, and the world finally calmed down.

Collapsed on the couch in a trance, the same question that was still circling in my mind - how could this be?

How so? How so?

Why is he not on the list, but he is the one who won the championship in the end!

Why the hell is that!

This question tortured Xie Yichu almost crazy.

The doorbell rang, and Xie Yichu got up in despair and went to open the door.

Of course, if his mind was clear at this time, instead of chaos, he would never dare to open the door.

At the very least, it will take a look through the cat's eyes first.

But at this moment, the question that tormented him kept circling in his mind, and he only felt that his mind was a mess and he couldn't figure it out.

As soon as the door opened, countless flashing lights lit up, stabbing Xie Yichu's eyes a little uncomfortable, and he closed them slightly.

"Mr. Xie Yichu, I am Zhang Yang, a reporter on the news evening bus, I have interviewed you before, what do you think of Ye Yu winning the championship?"

"Mr. Xie......"

"Hello, I'm ......"

"Excuse me......"

There seemed to be thousands of flies buzzing around in his ears, and he couldn't hear what they were talking about at all, and the bright light of the flash in front of him never stopped, more dazzling than the noon sun, reflecting his pale and dazed face, and finally, Xie Yichu felt that it was dark in front of him, and he fell.