"Brother, weren't you selected? Moreover, Uncle Lin said, your song "Qinyuan Spring Snow" has been selected as the champion! Ye Yao was surprised, Uncle Lin, as the vice minister of the Ministry of Culture, should have no reason to deceive people in this matter!

Ye Yu was also a little puzzled, turned on the computer, checked the list on the Internet, and immediately understood: "I see, this list came out on September 10th, and I seem to have just debuted at that time." ”

"So early? When Uncle Lin invited you to write, it seemed to be at the end of October, right? ”

Ye Yu recalled and said, "October 27th." It was much later than the time when this list came out, and in addition, I was personally recommended by Uncle Lin, so it is estimated that my name is not on the list because of these two reasons. Although Aunt Chen knew about it, she probably didn't tell anyone about it, and naturally I didn't disclose it, so not many people knew about it. ”

"Then brother, do you want to reveal this news? In the words of the Internet......" Ye Yao raised her head slightly, then grinned, and said, "Hmm, this is called a slap in the face, right?" ”

Ye Yu smiled and said, "In three days, the results of the review will come out." When the time comes, the Ministry of Culture will slap him in the face for me, and he will be so beaten that he has nothing to say, and he can't even refute it. Of course, I can't just forget about it. ”

After the news ended, Ye Yu explained to his family the conflict between himself and Xie Yichu, then turned on the computer and sent a new scarf.

"Xie Yichu, are you embarrassed to use the word 'Xie Shi'? Do you still want to face? Do you know what level of great poet you have to be qualified to put your surname in front of the word 'poem'? If your poetry collection is called "Xie Yichu's Poetry Collection", then I naturally won't say anything. But you call it "Xie Shi", I just want to say - just your two moments, don't take it out, go back to your hometown. Send you a sub-couplet - the upper couplet: the reeds on the wall, top-heavy and shallow; Downlink: bamboo shoots in the mountains, with thick skin at the tip of the mouth and a hollow abdomen; Horizontal batch: Keep blowing. ”

Who is Ye Yu?

With his own fame, as well as the flight attendants and flower thousand bones serialized in the scarf, his scarf has occupied the top position on the scarf popularity list for many years!

The attention on the scarf is skyrocketing!

Although he is very popular, he usually doesn't post much about his private life, personal feelings and the like, and more often he just updates his novels, or, releases some news about his novels and songs.

However, today, Ye Yu is openly scolding people on his neck!

Of course, he's not exploding.

He just bluntly thanked Yichu for being shameless, and then sent him a sub-couplet and told him to go home and continue blowing......

However, as a public figure, this is already a very naked behavior.

One stone stirs up a thousand waves.

Three minutes after the scarf was issued, the number of replies had already exceeded 100.

Half an hour after the scarf was issued, Ye Yu's fans basically knew everything.

An hour after the scarf was issued, Ye Yu's scarf was topped by today's popular scarf.

At the same time, Xie Yichu's news interview was also turned out by netizens.

At this moment, the scarf was even more lively, and the fans on both sides suddenly fought.

Well, it was Ye Yu's fans who crushed each other with a merciless attitude......

For example, in Xie Yichu's scarf, it was a miserable situation.

"Xie Shi? How dare you take such a name? Who do you think you are? Professor Chen hasn't spoken yet, our Ye Yu hasn't spoken yet, how old are you? Also, the level of our Ye Yu's poetry is obvious to all, at the last poetry gathering, Professor Chen admitted that he was inferior, what qualifications do you have to comment on him? ”

"Officially recognized? I'm really hehe, what is the Ministry of Culture? Did you watch the news broadcast half a month ago? The State Council has recognized Ye Yu! Do you understand? If you have the ability, can you give me a look at the last news broadcast? If you can get on, I'll give you a live broadcast of the Sunflower Treasure Book! ”

"If you don't get recognition, you don't get recognition, this is a fact that is more real than real gold."

"I just went to check, and the list came out on September 10th, when Ye Yu had just debuted, and of course there was no name for him. If the Ministry of Culture is soliciting submissions now, will there be no Ye Yu's name? Tease Bysie! Ye Yu was not invited this time, it was a loss for the Ministry of Culture! Plus, upstairs stupid. ”

"Just a few of your bird poems, do you dare to talk about our Ye Yu? I just went to search for your masterpieces, Ye Yu took out one casually, and he can crush you so much that there is no scum left! Let's put it this way, if you can have a poem that is better than Ye Yu's poem, I will eat the Xiang I just pulled! And, live! No words! ”

"Ye Yu sent you a couplet-upper: the reeds on the wall, top-heavy and shallow; Downlink: bamboo shoots in the mountains, with thick skin at the tip of the mouth and a hollow abdomen; Horizontal batch: Keep blowing. You don't deserve to lift Ye Yu's shoes twice, go back to your hometown and brag! Still thank you? Are you embarrassed to use that word? I'll fuck it, and there are more and more shameless people these years. ps: Upstairs, you pulled Xiang, haven't you rushed yet? ”

"I'll rub, the one upstairs, can you and the upstairs upstairs still have a good time together in the future? Also, your last sentence is off topic, right? ”

"There's no way, the opponent is too weak, it's not challenging at all, let's exert a little force, and this guy's fans will fall. If it's not crooked, what do you want me to do? Life is really lonely like snow! ”

"I just read it, and there are at least hundreds of messages scolding him in front of me, and it feels boring to scold him again. Let's talk right here. In other words, my community was burglarized yesterday, and several families were stolen, and I heard that there were heavy losses, but fortunately no one had an accident. ”

"Was your house burglarized?"

"Of course not, my family has always been lucky."

"Hey, bro. I'm selling security doors, I took a look, we are in the same city, and my brother helped to publicize the burglarized families? My brother invites you to drink. ”

……

In front of the computer, Xie Yichu was furious and trembled.

This group of cyber mobs!

At the beginning, they scolded themselves, and they could see it by themselves, and after ten years of ups and downs, there were many people who scolded themselves.

But later, they actually chatted in their necks!

it! That's too much to take yourself into, right?

Can this be endured?

Also, do your fans eat? Why can't you fight back at all!

it! Weren't these guys my fans before? Why did you turn against each other?

What the? Let me recognize the gap between myself and Ye Yu? The difference between the two in terms of poetry level can be seen by everyone?

Native chickens can't be compared with phoenixes?

Nima, do you have such a fan?

Also, the gap is your sister! It's been ten years since Lao Tzu debuted, and he eats more salt than he eats!

Update the scarf: "Huh...... If it is not recognized by the Ministry of Culture, it is not recognized by the Ministry of Culture. Whatever other things may be, this is the truth, the irrefutable fact. ”

Soon, Ye Yu also updated the scarf: "Hey, why don't you write a couplet to refute me?" You don't have a good counterattack! ”

Seeing Ye Yu's latest scarf, Xie Yichu only felt that he had been hit by an arrow in his chest, and it was a poisonous arrow.

Why don't you write a subcouplet to refute me...... Don't write a subcouplet to refute me...... Write a couplet to refute me...... Couplet refutes me...... Refute me...... I......

Returning to his scarf, sure enough, a new sarcastic comment appeared.

"Writing a couplet, aren't you very hanging? The poems written can be called thank you. Write a sub-couplet to refute Ye Yubei! Of course, don't take out the garbage couplets, so as not to blind my 24k titanium dog's eyes. ”

"What's the use of you replying without pain? Why don't you mention the last news broadcast? Why don't you mention the gap between you and Ye Yu in the hearts of readers in terms of poetry level? Why don't you mention Professor Chen's assessment? Ye Yu wrote a couplet to scold you, aren't you very capable? Write a couplet and scold back! Hehe...... Dumbfounded, right? Former future leader of the Chinese literary circle. ”

"Hey, upstairs, it turns out that this guy used to have such a name! I seem to know something. ”

Before Ye Yu's rise, some media called him so, of course, Professor Chen, Xu Lao and Liu Lao did not say so. Therefore, compared with Ye Yu, he is far behind. Ye Yu is considered by Professor Chen, Xu Lao and Liu's husband to be the 'future leader of the literary world', rather than what some media themselves call out. Moreover, since the rise of Ye Yu, there is no media that even calls him so. ”

"I seem to know something...... too"

……

Looking at the comments, Xie Yichu only felt that the biggest wound in his heart had been poked hard.

Standing up, Xie Yichu paced back and forth in the study irritably, he wanted to write a better couplet to refute Ye Yu fiercely.

However, more than half an hour of pacing was exchanged for a vexatious vent - damn, the thoughts were too annoying to think of, and the time was too rushed.

If Ye Yu knew what he was thinking at this time, he would definitely have to hehe-even if you were given enough time, you wouldn't be able to write better.

The two sides played lively, and the media were naturally happier.

Qiandu News Network: "The new and old generations of newcomers in the literary world have caused a scolding war, who do you support?" ”

Well, that's a vote.

Of course, there is no need to mention the voting results, the gap between the two sides is too big.

Xunhu News Network: "It's not right for public figures to scold people after all, Ye Yu is still young in the end, and he still needs to hone and hone more." ”

Buckle News Network: "Shanglian: The reeds on the wall, top-heavy and shallow; Downlink: bamboo shoots in the mountains, with thick skin at the tip of the mouth and a hollow abdomen; Horizontal criticism: continue to blow - Ye Yu's evaluation of Xie Yichu. ”

365 News Network: "The name of the poetry collection is the freedom of the poet, and Ye Yu writes couplets and satirical irony, which is really excessive. ”

Huaxia News Express: "Does the freedom of naming mean that you can take it casually?" Then why don't you call yourself a poet? Since you are shameless, you naturally have to suffer the consequences of being sprayed. ”

……

An hour later, Xie Yichu's reply finally came out, but he laughed off the big teeth of netizens: "Facts are facts after all, you have not been recognized by the Ministry of Culture, this is an ironclad fact." ”

In this regard, Ye Yu just replied: "No need to fart, try to see the world turn upside down." ”