In the summer afternoon, the willow tree drooped its head, the yellow dog stretched out its tongue and lay lazily in the shade, knowing that it was barking in the buying force, the bluestone slab on the road seemed to be roasted and cracked, there was no pedestrian on the street, the day was too hot, the sweat of the bean fell on the bluestone slab, and instantly became a pool of water vapor, the huge city gate of Suzhou Mansion was wide open, the guards were hiding in the shadow of the city wall and did not want to move, the sun shone on the blade of the gun leaning on the city wall reflected a halo, the flag on the city wall hung on the pole, motionless for a long time, There was no wind at all.

On such a hot summer afternoon, someone actually wants to go out of the city, and this stupid bird who cries and shouts to go out of the city is still born with an extraordinary appearance in the wind of Yushu, his eyebrows fly into his sideburns and his face is as white as jade, and the folding fan in his hand is windless.

Suzhou, celebrity, a little handsome, beauty and wisdom are equally important, heroes and chivalry are incomparable, with three points of purity in their eyes, three points of yin and three points of loneliness and a point of frivolity, with a little obscenity in the wind liu, there is a kind of wind liu in the obscenity, there is a lot of sensuality hidden in the sexy, and there is a little sexiness behind the sensibility, and his surname is Tang.

The students who answered incorrectly went to review Stephen Chow's movie "xxx three laughs and autumn fragrance".

Yes, on a hot afternoon, the person who wants to go out of the city under the scorching sun is actually the top ten outstanding young people who are known as the ten outstanding young people who are popular with thousands of girls and purify the social atmosphere, Tang Yin and Tang Bohu, the first of the four talents in Jiangnan.

What is the identity of the genius? The talented man should now lie under the deep grape trellis in the courtyard, the young and beautiful maid gently shook the fan, a pair of jade hands gently pinched and pounded on the body, and the most beautiful maid fed the sour plum soup in the deep well to her mouth; Or in the summer resort in the mountains, the emerald green watermelon soaked in the cold mountain spring, take a bite, sand and sweet, from the teeth to the throat is cold, the talents are refreshed, chant poems and start painting, you chui Xiao come to me to play the piano, so unhappy!

In any case, as a talented man, the head of the four great talents in Jiangnan, and a public figure, he should not appear in this place at this time, the key is that he is fucking untidy like a Ximen official who was chased and killed by Wu Song.

Tang Bohu seemed to be in a hurry, and everywhere he passed, he raised a piece of dust, and he couldn't wait to catch a cicada and a reed to cross the river one after another, and then step on the snow without a trace, and finally fly directly over the city wall with a ** somersault for two and a half weeks, if he is not afraid that the officials of the urban management department, the social atmosphere department, and the urban defense department will shoot him into a hedgehog with random arrows.

One of Tang Bohu's quotations: I can die, but I can't be handsome. Usually in the gorgeous clothes and brocade shirts in front of the back, holding a paper fan and a serious and dignified manner, or on a dark and windy night, a rather sassy white night shirt with a rose on the corner of the mouth, the third watch in the middle of the night to pick the lock to do some stealing jade and stealing incense, like now is so embarrassing is rare.

Beads of sweat the size of beans fell from his forehead, and Tang Bohu was anxious like a monkey with a firecracker tied to his tail, why is this? It all started this morning.

It is said to be morning, but it is not necessarily morning, to paraphrase a famous writer: morning begins at noon. Tang Bohu got up when he got up, and in the first half of yesterday night he played Pai Gow with Zhu Zhishan and won two sets of houses and more than 20 acres of land, and in the second half of the night he studied and practiced a music problem for a long time with Miss Honghong, the most popular lady in Suzhou City: how to play a flute.

After the study was over, I didn't sleep for a while, and I was told by the big teapot of Yihong Courtyard that the people from the yamen were going to check today, Suzhou is now engaged in the construction of a civilized city, and all brothels, KTV, shampoo rooms and other entertainment venues will be closed for rectification, and when they will be open will be notified separately.

Tang Bohu walked weakly and drooped his head, and just walked out of the gate of Yihong Courtyard, a gust of wind suddenly blew.

A very strange wind, I don't know where it came from, I don't know where it went, it weirdly disappeared without a trace after a circle on Tang Bohu's head, and then a leaf slowly fell and fell on Tang Bohu's head.

"Young master, you have a leaf on your head", Tang Zhong, the subordinate on the side, stretched out his hand to pick it.

"Stop, stop, slow down, Ah Zhong, how many times have I told you, don't mess with my hairstyle" while reaching out and plucking the leaf, "I rub it, it looks like a leaf, but he is definitely not an ordinary leaf, I can guarantee that you will definitely not find a second leaf like it around"

"Yes, young master, the other leaves are green, but this leaf is red"

"What? This leaf is red, do you think I don't know? I actually saw it a long time ago, I deliberately didn't say it just to test you, to see if you are loyal, don't think that the young master I am really color blind, everyone thinks that I am color blind because I deliberately let others think that I am color blind, don't think that the young master I am now firmly at the top of the four talents in Jiangnan can sit back and relax, think of danger in times of peace, I stabbed the deadly scholar with one shot, King Ning hates me to the bone, and may send a master to kill me at any time, and people who covet my Tang family overlord gun ranking on the weapon spectrum will come to challenge at any time, Even the idiot Zhu Zhishan lost two sets of houses to me yesterday, and he may want to repay the debt and find someone to kill me, I deliberately let out the wind to make them think that I am color blind just to lead them to a misunderstanding, let them think that I am color blind, and then use Heding Red to pretend to be a green bezoar antidote tablets to trick me into eating, I will do my best, in fact, I am just weak in color".

"Yes, young master, then why is there a leaf here? And it landed on your head and almost messed up your hairstyle".

"Hehe, this question is to the point, with me for many years A Zhong you have finally grown a little, I am very pleased, you see that Yihong Courtyard is surrounded by Qianzhuang Restaurant, not even a sapling, how many times have I told Suzhou Futai, he just doesn't pay attention to urban greening work, now he wants to engage in the construction of civilized cities dumbfounded, there will be no such big leaves at all, and it is red, and it just fell on my head, it is clear that someone used to drop it from a high altitude and then use the true qi of the inner family to control its trajectory so that he fell right on my head, In Suzhou, there are only a handful of people whose true qi can reach this realm, but I know all those young masters of birdmen, and they will never brave such a vicious sun to hide on the archway of that entertainment street and wait for me to come out and then throw me, so the only possibility is that person is not from Suzhou and has something to find me."

"Young Master is wise and martial, you see that there are still words on the leaves."

"Wow, don't you tell me I don't know? If you don't speak, I'll take you for a dumb person? Young master, I am wise and martial arts, known as the head of the four great talents in Jiangnan, I don't know if there are words on the leaves, what is written, Ah Zhong, you read it to me"

"Damn, the young master doesn't play like this, you pretend to be colorblind, and now you are known as the head of the four great talents in Jiangnan, and you actually let a low-level family member who has never gone to school help you read the letter, although I am a subordinate, but I also have self-esteem, I have not gone to school because my family is poor, poor and poor, but I have ambition, I will never be proud of being an errand in Tang Mansion, but I will not be inferior because I am the only illiterate person in Tang Mansion"

"That's good, I just appreciate your love-hate character, but can you please don't spray saliva on my face when you talk to me next time, and besides, you stepped on my foot."

"Oh, I'm sorry young master."

Tang Bohu moved his gaze from the feet that Tang Zhong was stepping on to the red leaves with an expression that he really couldn't do it, and glanced at it casually

There were only two lines of poetry on the leaves, but Tang Bohu's face turned pale, and his eyes, which had been slightly squinted, suddenly opened, revealing a sharp murderous aura from them.

"If there is love in the sky, the sky is also old, and the right path in the world is the most vicissitudes." When Tang Bohu first saw these two lines of poetry on his father's scroll, he was only ten years old, and the handwriting was undoubtedly his father's handwriting.

Tang Father, the name of the philosopher is easy to Yin and the word Tianhao, he is indifferent and casual, and there are only records in the history books: "Tang Zhe in Wuzhong, his son Tang Yin is the head of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River, Tang Zhe and his people are indifferent and far-reaching, and died young", a few words, like a stone in the long river of history, only Tang Bohu knows how his father is a genius full of poetry and sword graceful characters, poetry and songs, music and art miscellaneous, astrological divination, pharmacological toxicity, mechanical engineering, and even easy ventriloquism, face juggling, all of them will not be fine, Martial arts ranked last among what he learned, but a Tang Gate overlord spear defeated all the heroes in the world, and ranked among the top three on the weapon spectrum. It's a pity that he was unfortunately defeated in a battle with the scholar who killed him, was seriously injured, and died of serious illness a few years later.

"If there is love in the sky, the sky is also old, and the right way in the world is the most vicissitudes of life" is the first sentence of the "Righteous Way Collection", Tang Zhe has been dead for many years, "The Right Way Collection" is a secret biography of the Tang family, outsiders never know, but two lines of poetry suddenly appeared in front of Tang Bohu, how can he not be shocked and how not to sigh?

"Tang Zhong, go back to report to the old lady and all the ladies, just say that I won't go home for dinner at night", Tang Bohu's face looked extraordinarily dignified, and the red leaves in his hands were as brilliant as blood, which was clearly unique to several ancient trees on the cliff outside the Hanshan Temple outside Suzhou City.

Tang Zhong looked frightened and said, "Young Master, is there any trouble, why don't you go back to the house and discuss it with your wife", he has followed Tang Bohu for many years, but he has never seen him with such a serious expression, and vaguely guessed that something important was going to happen.

"No need, I'll just go out for a few days, and ask a few beauties to talk about life and ideals, don't let the ladies in the family know" Tang Bohu laughed, and returned to his usual unrestrained form, "You go quickly, the sun is very poisonous, it should tan you in a while, remember to move the crockpot on my desk to the foot of the wall when you go home, you also know, Xiaoqiang doesn't like to bask in the sun the most, and tomorrow remember to take this IOU to Zhuzhishan's house to collect debts, that idiot likes to run away the most"

Tang Zhong wanted to speak and stopped, nodded and said, "Got it, young master", I don't know why, I suddenly had a sour urge to cry in my heart, and I turned around and ran in the direction of Tang Mansion.

Tang Bohu looked at his back and said to himself: "I'm so fucking smart, find an illiterate follower, let him run errands and send a love letter or something, I'm not afraid of him peeking, and I don't have to worry about him leaking secrets, high, it's really fucking high, it's higher than the archway of entertainment street, Ah Zhong, it's not that I won't tell you, it's really a little dangerous, you better stay at home honestly, it's okay to peek at the maids taking a bath, or the hero Ouyang Ke said it transparently, people who think less are easier to be happier."

Tang Zhong also wondered while running: "Is the young master really stupid or fake stupid, I said I don't know how to read, he actually believed it, I am Mrs. Qiuxiang personally selected the best family, after a series of auditions PK, and finally won the top ten in the country of happy family, the young master will actually think that I can't read, isn't it just two lines of poetry?" If there is love in the sky, the sky is also old, the right path in the world is the most vicissitudes, I can also write such poems, hurry up and go home, and find Mrs. Qiuxiang to receive the reward"

When Tang Bohu walked out of the gate of Suzhou, Tang Zhong also ran into the gate of the Tang Mansion, half an hour later, the door of the Tang Mansion was wide open, and there was a mess inside, Tang Zhong ran out with a group of family members again, holding many leaflets in his hands, and pasted them all over the streets and alleys of Suzhou City, which read: "Tang Bohu, your mother called you home for dinner." ”