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As soon as he finished speaking, the middle-aged man immediately seemed to be suddenly electrocuted, sat up straight, slapped his thigh fiercely, and said, "Boss, you still have experience, you don't come out to fool people!" ”

Looking at the old grandson's cheap smile, he wanted to smoke it with a big mouth. This article is the fastest\error-free to grab the machine to read. net

Saying that, the middle-aged man turned around and pulled out a white-washed denim backpack with several big holes behind him, and opened the backpack, revealing a talisman inside, as well as some compasses, copper coins, swords and the like.

"Compass! Copper Coin Sword! ”

"Okay! Got it! ”

The middle-aged man rummaged in his bag for a while, took out a golden robe, took off his military coat in public, and wore it on his body smoothly, which made people have an illusion for a while, this old guy really looks like a fairy wind and bones.

"How's this going to work!"

Turning his head to look at the middle-aged man wearing a robe, he touched his chin and said, "This robe looks like a baby!" 998 bought! ”

"Ya's profiteer!"

The middle-aged man glanced at him viciously, continued to wait for business, the turmoil subsided, and after adding this old guy's bluffing behavior, after a while, a few young couples really came to test their marriage.

Under the old guy's nonsense and half-truths, the young men with their girlfriends slapped their swollen faces and became fat, and bought three charms at a price of 600 yuan. Then came a young woman who looked to be in her thirties, wearing a skirt, black stockings, and high heels, and looked still charming. [To see the latest chapter of this book, please go to hua.]

"Good fellows! How can this veteran fan stand it! The middle-aged man stared at the young woman's chest with a pair of thief eyes, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva fiercely.

"Master, I've been feeling stuffy in my chest lately! In the middle of the night, I often gasp, as if something is pressing, is this a ghost pressing the bed! As she spoke, the young woman was still holding her chest and leaning forward slightly, and suddenly the bottomless ravine in front of her chest was unusually clear in front of them.

Shaking his head, resisting the impulse, he looked away, and the middle-aged man also swallowed a mouthful of saliva fiercely, closed his eyes slightly, and made a look of spying into the sky.

"The old man pinched his fingers and calculated, this is the lack of soil in the five elements! Attract the pervert press! ”

"Master, how to resolve it!"

"Simple, take this charm back, stick it on the head of the bed, and wear some loose rustic clothes in the future, don't wear underwear, so it can be resolved!"

The woman took the charm, gave the money, and left with a thousand thanks, and was stunned by the watchers, good guy, it turns out that the five elements lack soil, and the way to crack it is to wear loose rustic clothes!

"Old fellow, you're fooling people!"

"Boss, but innocent! The big sister has nothing to do at all, but her breasts are too big, the corset she wears is too small, and it's strange if she doesn't have chest tightness and shortness of breath. ”

"Cow!"

"Okay, let's change the stall! Walk! Please drink, let's talk about the problem, prison is not easy! ”

Saying that, the middle-aged man took away the stall, took off his robe, put on his military coat again, and walked out of the street, and found a small restaurant that looked clean and simple on the pedestrian street and got in.

What is the identity of this middle-aged man who pretends to be crazy and stupid and obscene? What kind of twist can he bring to today's predicament?

There weren't many customers in the restaurant, just a few people sitting sparsely, ordering, and as soon as the waitress who served the dish came up, the obscene old guy immediately took the girl's hand and shouted to show the girl palmistry.

If we hadn't stopped it in time, I'm afraid they would have been kicked out of the restaurant as hooligans before the meal started!

"Good wine!"

The old guy drank and smashed his mouth, and basically all the food came up to him in a windswept manner, as if he hadn't eaten for decades, and he was stunned for a while.

"I've eaten this meal and drunk wine, can I tell you about my identity?"

"The charms I bought are all in the talismans, but they are not ordinary goods, and they came out to set up stalls in the name of Shushan, aren't you afraid that Shushan will make trouble?"

Hearing this, the old guy snorted and laughed, then waved his hand indifferently, and said, "I'm afraid of a hammer, those rabbit cubs in Shushan don't have the courage to find trouble!" ”

Grinning sinisterly. "Okay! If you don't explain honestly, call Li Yingyu and ask him to bring someone over to take a look! ”

Sure enough, as soon as he heard this, the old guy's face changed, and he immediately softened, and said with a cheap smile on his face: "Boss, you can't be so ruthless and unrighteous, Li Yingyu's rabbit cub knows about today's events, there is no place to put this old face!" ”

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, shit! And the face?

"Don't ink, talk about it! Who the hell is it? How do you know you're in prison! ”

"Boy, it's done! Don't be intimidated by your identity! ”

As he spoke, the old guy raised his hand and wiped his greasy mouth, looking like a big bag.

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"Is it difficult or is it impossible to be the head of Shushan?" He pursed his lips and muttered mockingly.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, the old guy immediately got up, covered his mouth, looked at it with a vigilant face, and said: "Boy, how do you know that Lao Tzu is the head of Shushan, this matter should be low-key, Li Xiuyuan doesn't like to be too high-profile!" ”

At this second, I only felt that my head was thundering in the sky, and I felt like I was scorched by thunder on the outside and tender on the inside, sister! Lao Tzu said casually, it is the head of Shushan, Ya really dares to climb up the pole, if Lao Tzu says that it is the concave and convex man who saves the galaxy, Ya still has to put a genetic light!

"Li Xiuyuan, isn't that the name of the Living Buddha Jigong? At first glance, he is a Taoist priest, what are you doing with this name? He pushed the old fellow away and sneered.

It seemed that he had been poked in the foot, and the old guy rarely showed an embarrassed look.

"Isn't this idolatry! Jigong is an old man who cultivates his mind and does not cultivate himself, and he is still very similar to Didi! ”

can be regarded as having thoroughly seen this old guy's shameless Cheng Dù, as long as she is given a chance, he will definitely take the opportunity to put gold on himself!