Chapter 499: My Boss Is Stupid

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Immediately turned to one side, dodged the attack, grabbed the sole of the thug's foot and dragged it hard, was suddenly pulled like this, and suddenly the thug came to a fork, but obviously the gangster's ligament was too hard to split, otherwise it would not have made a terrible scream.

One move to get a gangster, the next second another gangster also fell forward, waving his fist and smashing down, also sideways to avoid the fist, taking advantage of the situation to choke the gangster's fist, a shoulder, the green tendons on his forehead burst one by one, and he roared loudly in his mouth, and threw the little gangster out directly with an over-the-shoulder fall.

The thugs who were thrown out smashed a lot of thugs who rushed up from behind.

"Why don't you get out of here? Waiting to be beaten? ”

The two thugs were dealt with in a few faces, and now they were yelled at like this, and the anger of the king burst out, and the few thugs who were suddenly shocked met a few times.

"Boy, don't run! Wait here! The little thug in the lead said a cruel word, and his eyes stepped back with some fear.

"Ouch, this temper tantrum! Heads-up or group fighting! Lao Tzu is afraid that it will not work, and when he remembers the boss, he will call ......"

"By the way, what's the name of the boss!" While pinching his waist with both hands, he shouted loudly with extremely coquettish movements, and did not forget to turn his head to look, and asked with a smile on his face!

Looking at the same middle-aged man who ran out of the mental hospital in front of him, the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely, and he subconsciously blurted out: "Stupid x!" ”

Who would have thought that the middle-aged man's comic realm was far beyond expectations, only to hear the old guy open his throat and yell in the direction of those little gangsters: "Remember! The boss is called stupid x! If you have the ability, come! ”

The thug who had just run a few meters away staggered, the corners of his mouth twitched, and the anger in his eyes seemed to ignite the air!

"Haha! Silly x! ”

"The boss is called stupid!"

After a few seconds of silence, the crowd of onlookers around immediately burst into laughter, all looking at them with a look of stupidity!

For a while, his head was full of black lines, and the corners of his mouth twitched violently, and he wanted to yell, "What a stupid x!" The whole family is stupid! ”

The laughter around me made me feel the urge to find a crack to get into!

Immediately lowered his head, turned around and took a step to leave, but the middle-aged man behind him, who had still reached the highest level of comics, took a cigarette in his mouth and glanced at it with a little contempt. hua.

"The old man pinched his fingers, the boss Yintang was black, his ears were filled with anger, and his pace was shaky, it must have been not peaceful recently, and there was a faint smell of blood on the boss's body, I was afraid that there would be a prison disaster!"

Hearing this, his body trembled, and the steps he had just taken were forcibly retracted, and now he was being sued by Ma Qiang, and the accusation of murder was immediately issued, and he was on the cusp of the storm, and if he didn't get it, he would really be imprisoned.

It is definitely not a coincidence that this middle-aged man can see it at a glance!

"Boss, it's not a secret that God Jesus sent the angel to rescue him from the sea of suffering!"

The corners of his mouth twitched again, a Taoist priest who set up a stall to tell fortunes, God Jesus and the eight poles can't hit it!

"How about it, are you interested in staying and hearing a few words!"

This second was shaken, because he wanted to prove his innocence, he slowly turned around, looking at the middle-aged man who was like a nervous disorder, could it be that God was really sympathetic, so he specially sent a tease to save him?

At this moment, I saw that the middle-aged man who was dressed very thunderously had such a cute taste, as if he had seen a pair of white and holy angel wings open behind him, and he was opening his arms, enthusiastically waiting to complain about his arms, away from pain, away from disaster!

"Boss, this spirit rune went through 7749 days to draw, the creation of heaven and earth, take the essence of the sun and the moon, and then the head of Shushan personally opened the light, it is really a Taoist treasure, an excellent choice to drive away evil spirits and avoid disasters, see you today and fate, the broken price is 998 sold to!"

The middle-aged man stretched out his arms, holding a yellow charm between his fingertips, and smiling wickedly.

"Uncle's! Fooled! He shook his head violently, and woke up from his state of distraction.

It is not easy to tell him that this middle-aged man who looks like a nervous disorder, but his thunderous actions everywhere really broke people's eggs, and he forcibly endured the churning anger in his heart, walked up, lowered his voice and asked.

"Old-timers, I look like I'm also a person in the industry, I don't know what the relationship is with the head of Shushan? It's really not a secret that Li Yingyu, the eldest disciple of the Shushan faction, is a good friend! ”

I originally planned to use Li Yingyu's name to deter this strange old man, but I didn't expect that guy to be even more shameless, he directly grabbed his shoulder, held a cigarette in his mouth, and laughed: "Haha!" Tell the truth! Li Yingyu's rabbit cub spanks him every day, and spanks him if he doesn't obey! Sue sΓΉ! When that kid was sixteen years old, he peeked at other girls taking a bath, and he didn't scream, so he spanked him when he went back......"

"Stop! What is the identity of the old-timers! The middle-aged man became more and more outrageous, and the spit splashed on his face, and he hurriedly raised his hand to interrupt his words, letting this old guy continue to talk nonsense, maybe Li Yingyu would lie down to what Cheng dΓΉ.

Seeing that he was asked his identity again, the middle-aged man smiled sheepishly, and the charm in Yang's hand said with a profiteer-like face: "As long as 998, if you buy it, you will sue sΓΉ!" ”

took out Tao's empty pocket, shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and said, "It's only twelve yuan and five cents, say it or not!" If you don't say it, it's not broken! ”

Seeing the look of poverty, the old guy pursed his lips and said, "Poor! ”

"Forget it, since you know Li Yingyu's rabbit cub and helped again today, then we can be regarded as fateful, accompany the old man to set up a stall here, and please drink later!"

Saying that, the middle-aged man took out the wine jug and took a sip, took a few steps back, sat down, and stretched out his hand to beckon, saying, "Boss, come and sit!" You're welcome! ”

Turning his head and looking around, the identity of this old guy made him curious, and now he had to ask for someone, so he had no choice but to sit down beside him.

"Hey! It's too unprofessional like this, even if you want to set up a stall to tell fortunes, you have to get some roads! What a compass, a robe or something! Said casually.