27. Devil Training Down

It was pitch black, there was no sound, he couldn't see his five fingers, Tang Xiaoshi didn't know where he was and where he was going, but he knew that because of fear, timidity, or other reasons, he had to keep walking, walking until he heard those two voices.

"Is there any mistake, I haven't played for a long time, since you resumed the update, I've only played once, and it's the kind of trick, not even a line, the hero Ouyang Ke, are you not in a normal state because of the lack of clicks, lack of recommendations and collections, the name of the book is "Proud of the Tang Gate", and I am the protagonist, without me, no matter how sharp it is, it is useless, book friends click only if they want to see me, if you want data, you have to let me play, do you hear it."

"What are you shouting, give you a box lunch and stay there, don't affect my code words."

"I'll copy, don't think that if you are the author, I won't dare to flatten you, I'm not in a hurry, I'm not here with you, there are more people who write Tang Bohu, recently Guo Degang also made a movie with the love story of me and Qiu Xiang, and I want to tell you clearly, Lao Tzu is very busy, worth millions of dollars a minute, and I can use you to be a trick, I don't reuse the master here, I have my own reuse master, ah, lunch box, my lunch box, don't rob me of my lunch!"

"The lunch box is specially for those who are valuable to this book and have professionalism to eat, my temple, I can't accommodate your big Buddha, where do you love, anyway, I can exercise the exclusive right to chase the waves."

"Ah, no, you actually want to use the most vicious and despicable ....... in the rivers and lakes"

"Yes, it's the most vicious, the most despicable, the most obscene, and the most shameless author's exclusive right in the rivers and lakes - the right to make up nonsense, the right to dispose of characters and discretion, you come and go freely, but it's up to me to decide how you want to write, hehe, believe it or not, I castrated you and let you enter the palace to be a civil servant?"

"Sima moved to the palace and wrote "Historical Records", Qu Yuaner wrote "Lisao", Zheng He went to the West seven times, Zhao Gao pointed to the deer as a horse, Liu Jin was nine thousand years old and controlled the emperor, as for Tong Guan, Li Fuguo, Wei Zhongxian, An Dehai, Li Lianying's generation, they are all turning their hands into clouds and covering their hands for rain, the characters who dominate the world, the torture on the ** The mental destruction can't overwhelm me, the husband stands up to the sky, and he is afraid of physical disability......."

"Idiot, Qu Yuan is a doctor of Sanlu, he is not a eunuch!"

"Well, I was wrong, I thought that Doctor Sanlu and Eunuch Sanbao were of the same nature, anyway, I am not afraid of you, even if you insult me and insult me, scold me lightly, spread rumors and make things nonsense, you can't change my ambition, I want to be the first actor, I swear to defend my right to appear, I would rather die than live silently!"

"Well, that's it, then I'll arrange for you to sing a song "Leo" with a girl who looks like Stallone in the next chapter?"

“…… Am I wrong, am I wrong? I'd rather you arrange for me to be a dozen big men** than let me tremble in the sound of sheep, I was wrong, I was really wrong, please, don't"

"Hehe, it's good to know that it's wrong, there is a reason why I don't let you play, first, he hasn't had a good night's sleep since you hid in Tang Xiaoshi, his body will definitely not be able to bear it for a long time, and I will definitely finish playing if he hangs up on you; Second, your current skills have not yet recovered, although watching third-level films can make you improve, but it is still far from your peak state, so your main task now is to recover as soon as possible. Third, after the economic downturn, the lunch box has also risen from five yuan to eight yuan a piece, in order to save costs, it is still to minimize the unnecessary appearance of the character; Fourth, chasing waves of good books into clouds, great gods are numerous, newcomers and new books, click on the collection recommendation, you want to lack anything, you use this time to advertise me more in other great god books, strive to sign a contract as soon as possible, and mix more flowers and coffee for rewards; Ah, someone is eavesdropping, the secret of heaven must not be revealed, and they make up nonsense.........."

"Give me back the drifting fist!"

Tang Xiaoshi shouted, ah, woke up from the nightmare, covered in cold sweat, under the cold moonlight, he found that he had rolled to the ground with his beloved girl who was asleep in his arms, and stopped lonely next to a large pile of toilet paper, it was disgusting, I don't know who was jerking off in the dormitory again, Tang Xiaoshi scolded secretly and fell asleep again.

On Tuesday, the devil's training continued.

On an autumn afternoon, Tang Xiaoshi held a basketball and jumped frogs in the stands by the basketball court, and his task was to hold the basketball frog for half an hour.

This is not an ordinary half an hour, Wang Cong'an deliberately brought Tang Xiaoshi over half an hour before class in the afternoon, next to the basketball court is the only place for boarding students to go to the teaching building, so this half hour is the time when the flow of people is the largest in the day, and it is also the time when beauties gather the most, countless innocent high school girls wearing black short skirts and white cartoon socks passed by Tang Xiaoshi in groups, laughing and shouting, "Wow, that boy is so stupid, holding a basketball and practicing frog jumping, you look at his appearance, he really looks like a frog", "yes, yes, you see his hairstyle is so earthy, which class is he?" A lewd man was shocked when he heard this, and he came over to talk: "Ladies and gentlemen, I know that frog, his name is Tang Xiaoshi, he is in the third (ninth) class of high school, obscenity is his characteristic, * slutty is his true color, obscene is his character, filth is his soul, I was just called by Director Qi of the Political and Educational Department to lecture yesterday for peeping into the girls' dormitory, or let me go to the ninth class to find him", (Ouyang Ke: Hmph, a chicken leg, forget it, for the sake of you being the first to take care of business, let you appear again for free, and there are a few lines.) "Then why did you go to the political and religious office?" A clever little girl asked, and the lewd man said, "Well, this ,....... weather is really nice today", and then the gorgeous peeing.

Wang Cong'an sat comfortably under the shade of the tree, holding a Huang Jingnan in his mouth, which was scavenged from Tian Kai yesterday, and said to Tang Xiaoshi, who was constantly jumping: "Now the exercise is your bounce power, but not only the bounce power, according to scientists, male animals are easy to secrete more hormones in front of females, and it is easier to stimulate potential. It is the legendary realm of the gods, also called... God Forbidden Zone..., also, open your eyes, raise your head, look at these lovely girls passing by, think that in a week from now, at the basketball game, you will conquer the whole world and conquer their hearts, you will be the first man they will remember in their hearts, they will cheer for you and scream for you, they will offer you flowers, fragrant kisses and first ye, all of the above belong to the winner, and the loser has only disdain, white eyes, you say, can we lose? ”

"Absolutely not!" Tang Xiaoshi jumped hard, his eyes burned with unyielding fighting spirit, and suddenly asked: "Then you have won from the first year of high school to the present, so why don't you even have a girlfriend?" ”

Wang Cong'an said, "Well, the weather is really good today!" ”

On Wednesday, the devil's training continued.

The night is about to fall on the earth, and the school building is brightly lit, and from a distance, it seems hazy and lacks a sense of reality.

Xu Mu carried Tang Xiaoshi, who was holding the basketball, to the basketball court, "Do you know why my QQ name is Mitsui Muyuki?" ”

"Because you worship the Three Treasures Eunuch Zheng He, you have a screen name that starts with three", Tang Xiaoshi answered truthfully but was beaten violently, Xu Mu rubbed his red hands, and asked angrily: "You must not have read the "Basketball Bible" I gave you, otherwise you would not have answered such a mentally retarded answer."

"Oh, I understand, it turns out that your name is Mitsui Muyuki, what you want to express means that you are the same as Mitsui Shou in "Slam Dunk", Tang Xiaoshi rubbed his head, said weakly, saw Xu Mu's encouraging eyes, and said bravely: "The former hooligan life made you lose a lot, but until one day you found out that basketball is actually the most important thing in your life, but at this time, you are no longer the omnipotent MVP you were at the beginning, you regret, you are painful, You are sad because your soul is engraved with your love for basketball, so you have picked up the basketball again, and you have picked up your ideals again, and you will get back what you lost."

"Exactly, okay, what I'm going to train you today is my Mitsui Makiyuki's ultimate kill, three-point shot"

Elegant posture, beautiful shot, perfect arc, Xu Mu's first ball spun and flew towards the basket, but flew out without even touching the rebound, "See, this is the wrong posture, so although the arc is very beautiful, but it still won't go in, give me the ball, start again"

Another three-no-stick, "See, I'm demonstrating another kind of mistake, remember to concentrate when shooting, look for feeling, when you find the feeling, the shooting percentage can go up"

………

In the classroom, Huang Liang and Wang Cong'an, two lewd men, sat obscenely in the last row.

Wang Cong'an asked: "Do you say that Xu Mu can teach Tang Xiaoshi three points?" ”

Huang Liang looked outside, the sky was completely dark, "It should be okay now, although Xu Mu's three points are accurate, but there is a fatal shortcoming, that is, the darker the place, the more accurate, if there is a bright light, it will lose its accuracy, now the sky is dark, when the night comes, it is the time when the king is born, and Xu Mu is the king of the night"

Wang Cong'an put his hand into the crotch of his pants and grabbed it, nodded and said: "I understand, no wonder Xu Mu's three-point time was not on time when we played in the game before, it turned out that the light was too bright, but why is this?" ”

"The person who taught Xu Mu three points once asked Xu Mu to shoot three points with his eyes closed, saying that he could find the feeling of remembering the body, Xu Mu was troublesome, and every time he didn't practice three points until it was completely dark, as a result, the darker the light, the more accurate his three points were, but when there was light, he ......"

On Thursday, the devil's training continued.

On the curved bridge in the center of the lotus pond in No. 1 Middle School, Tang Xiaoshi stood quietly holding a basketball in only a pair of shorts.

Tian Kai turned his back to Tang Xiaoshi, standing with his hands in his hands, his slightly curly hair fluttering in the evening breeze, just like the style of a generation of grandmasters.

"Tang Xiaoshi, dribbling is actually very simple, that is, never let the enemy guess your true intentions, change direction left and right, keep changing, and then maintain the fastest frequency of change in the fastest speed, when the opponent thinks you want to pass the ball, you break through, when the opponent thinks you want to break through, you pass the ball, master the rhythm on the field, and you control the game. Your characteristic is that your left and right hands are as flexible, and even your left hand is more flexible than your right hand, today's training is very simple, that is, you dribble with your fastest speed through the curved bridge, I counted, a total of eighteen turns, I think in the game you have done eighteen changes in a row and can't get rid of the opponent, you should have rushed to the opposite basket, then you will shoot. ”

Tang Xiaoshi, who was trembling naked in the autumn wind, asked weakly: "I understand, what you said is very reasonable, then why do you have to let me wear only shorts?" ”

Tian Kai looked at the sky with his hands in his hands, and said leisurely: "You will understand in a while."

Less than a minute after the training started, there was the sound of a basketball falling into the water, and Tian Kai said angrily: "You idiot, you transported the ball into the water again, and you can't go down and get it back, damn!" He kicked Tang Xiaoshi down.

Friday, Saturday, the devil's training continued.

Tang Xiaoshi is still receiving the most brutal training, and the two-day training plan was later copied by the head coach of the Chinese men's basketball team, after the training of the Chinese men's basketball team strength by leaps and bounds, the Chinese Basketball Association and the General Administration of Sports of China and the National People's Congress Committee, jointly sent a letter to Zhulang.com, strongly requesting the hero Ouyang Ke not to disclose any effective information in the book "Proud Tang Gate", so as not to be stolen by spies from other countries, affecting the Chinese basketball team in the 2012 Olympic Games to hit the gold medal.

Sunday, the last day of the devil's training.

God also rested, so did Tang Xiaoshi, the entire basketball players of the third (ninth) class of high school did not train, until the sun was about to set, Huang Liang extinguished the cigarette butt and kicked the others out of the dormitory, leaving only Tang Xiaoshi alone.

When the dormitory door opened again, it was already full of stars, Tang Xiaoshi rushed out of the dormitory desperately, already in tears, Xu Muwang, who had been guarding the dormitory door, rushed into the dormitory from An, only to find Huang Liang sitting on the edge of the bed with his head down, as if he was ten years old in an instant.

"I have taught him that trick, his comprehension is very strong, I make sure that he has already knew, but whether he can use it, this depends on his creation, we have tried our best, the plan is in the people, the success is in the sky, but I believe that the sky will not kill me, the king of the ninth class, the legend of the undefeated myth will continue in our hands."