It is said that God created the world in only seven days, with the first six days of work and the last day of rest.

It is said that on the seventh day, God and Huang Liang had the following conversation: "Huang Liang, you are my devout believer, you did not waver when darkness came to the world, you were still firm when the flood flooded the earth, and in recognition of your piety, I decided to fulfill a wish, may the holy light shine on you forever."

Huang Liang: "Thank God, my wish is world peace, there is no war, the doves of peace are flying in the sky, and I see the happy smiling faces of the elderly and children!" ”

God: "Well, this wish is too troublesome,* it's more complicated to do, so let's make it simpler."

Huang Liang took out a globe, pointed to the location of Japan, and said, "Then you can help me sink these islands."

God: "Well, it's hard to come true, so let's get another one."

Huang Liang said angrily: "Are you God, can you do it?" In exchange for it, yes, it's all about making it simpler, turn the guy in the picture into a basketball master, and we're going to play him next week. ”

God: "It's easy, give me the picture".

Huang Liang handed over the photo of Tang Xiaoshi, closed his eyes reverently, waited for the miracle to come, and saw no movement for a long time.

Huang Liang: ".........."

God said with difficulty, "Why don't you bring the globe and we'll try a second wish."

From then on, Huang Liang no longer believed in God, and he threw himself into the arms of Satan, so the seven-day training for Tang Xiaoshi was called devil training.

On Monday, Huang Liang and Tian Kai came to the basketball court with Tang Xiaoshi left and right, Xu Mu and Wang Cong'an were waiting there for a long time, because it was class time, and the huge basketball court was extremely empty for the five of them who skipped class.

"Tang Xiaoshi, because you have never played basketball, so we have to look at your physical fitness first, you are now jumping high with all your strength, to touch the hoop, we will see how high you can jump."

Tang Xiaoshi nodded, I understand, I will do my best, take a deep breath, run a few steps, jump upwards violently, raise my right hand, ah......... landed firmly on the ground, brushed the broken hair scattered in front of his forehead, turned around, but found that the mouths of the three people were wide open, and there was a Tian Kai who looked up to the sky and smiled, laughing breathlessly: "Ah, haha, finally someone jumped better... Ahem......" There was a violent cough.

Xu Mu was the first to react, looked at Wang Cong'an, nodded firmly, Wang Cong'an patted Huang Liang's shoulder, and said in a low voice: "Festival mourning changes!" ”

Huang Liang didn't wake up from a big dream, and muttered: "Oh my God, did I really see a miracle, he actually,"

Tian Kai finally recovered from the violent cough and interrupted: "He actually, he actually only jumped the height of a cigarette, haha, give money, give money, give money, pay five for one, fifty per person, cool, I bet that he didn't jump as high as me," Ma Li snatched three fifty yuan from the pockets of the three people, and threw one to Tang Xiaoshi: "Go buy five bottles of drinks, you want good music, today your brother Miyagi has a treat."

Tang Xiaoshi went upside down, Wang Cong'an approached Tian Kai, and said flatteringly: "Brother Tian, you see it's almost the end of the month, can you return the money to me, otherwise there will be no money to eat."

Tian Kai pushed his glasses and said, "Get out!" Also, don't call me Brother Tian, you can call me Brother Miyagi, or you can call me Brother Liangtian, but don't call me Brother Tian."

Huang Liang woke up like a dream, and cried to Xu Mu without tears: "Do we have any other candidates?" ”

"No, he's the last hope"

"But he can only make me despair"

Wang Cong'an, who had been silent, suddenly said: "Actually, there is another person who can!" ”

"Who?"

"Dabin", Xu Mu said: "But he has already suspended school due to illness!" ”

"The disease can be cured, as far as I know, he has recovered last week, and he has also played a game with the people in the second middle school in the stadium," Wang Cong'an put his hand into the crotch of his pants and scratched it, and said leisurely: "If he can come back, relying on his irregular passes and breakthroughs, we still have the possibility of fighting."

"Absolutely impossible", Tian Kai exclaimed, relying on the information system established by his father, Tian Kai can always get first-hand valuable information in the first time, "Da Bin was playing in the stadium last week, and he used too much force to burst the surgical sutures, and he was drenched in blood, and he was sent to the hospital for 20 stitches, and do you know what kind of surgery he did?" ”

"Circumcision!" The four of them covered * at the same time and mourned for Da Bin.

When Tang Xiaoshi bought a drink and came back, only Tian Kai was left on the huge basketball court, and several other people had no hope for Tang Xiaoshi, so they walked away, Tian Kai took out fifty from his pocket and handed Tang Xiaoshi a hand, and the two smiled knowingly: "Happy cooperation"!

(On the way to the basketball court, Tian Kai secretly said to Tang Xiaoshi: "They will definitely want you to jump high in a while, you remember, don't jump over the height of a cigarette, I'll give you fifty yuan when you're done, Tang Xiaoshi said: "It's necessary!") ”）

Tian Kai took a sip of water, stood with his hands in his hands, and his slightly curly hair trembled in the wind: "Do you think I am a greedy person?" Colluding with you to win their money, in fact, you are wrong, I just want to teach them a lesson, the winner on the basketball court is always determined by the smart mind, not by the body or strength. I'm 1.68 meters tall and weigh less than 100, but I've always been the No. 1 point guard in my class and even in my third year of high school, do you know why? ”

Because I really can't find someone who can dribble, I struggled to take the ball through the half court, and then pass it to my teammates, and I can't score it myself, Tang Xiaoshi's evil speculation, you have one meter six eight, I think one meter six five is dangerous, but there is no trace on his face, he looks very serious, as the saying goes, the mouth of eating people is short, and the hands of people are short, Tang Xiaoshi's good music was bought by Tian Kai, of course, you have to cooperate with him.

"Because I'm smart, I know how to use my body wisely, and pass the most appropriate ball at the right time, if you watch my game, you will find that my dribbling action is very similar to Iverson when I was young, and my passing is a little similar to Francis, and my steals are similar to Hu Xuefeng, the little civet of Jiangsu Nangang team, I am not as good as them in terms of body, and I am not as good as them in terms of bouncing, but why am I the captain,"

"Because the team uniforms we wear and the drinks we drink are sponsored by your father's supermarket, and there are bonuses for playing well, and the round-trip travel expenses are reimbursed, and as long as you are the captain for a day, we can enjoy the supermarket VIP Gold Card membership" A cold voice interrupted him, and the three tall figures went and returned.

Tian Kai saw that the situation was wrong and just wanted to escape, but Huang Liang grabbed him and picked him up, turned out the wallet in his pocket, and threw the person to Wang Cong'an on the side, "Xiao Anzi, this Erwuzi will be handed over to you, go and have a good chat with him," Wang Cong'an* smiled and dragged Tian Kai into the grove next to the basketball court, and then Jay Chou's singing voice was faintly heard in the woods: "Ju flowers are broken, the ground is full of wounds, your shadow has yellowed ......"

Tang Xiaoshi covered his chest with both hands, and said, "Tian Kai asked me to do this, it has nothing to do with me."

Huang Liangtie blushed, and said coldly: "You have your share of the money, you will flash the chrysanthemum, there is such a good thing, say, how much money have you shared, take it out", snatched the banknote with his hand, put it in his pocket, and stepped forward to give Tang Xiaoshi a good look, and suddenly found that his arm was pulled by someone.

The person who grabbed Huang Liang was naturally Xu Mu, and he only said one sentence: "Huang Liang, I found that he was shameless, and he had the charm of your year!" ”

Huang Liang: "Forehead ......"

After wasting half a class, the devil's training finally started again, Tang Xiaoshi didn't dare to fake a jump, jumped with all his might, and hit the rebound with his right hand, about three-quarters of the palm, but there was still a certain distance from the basket.

* The swinging trio discussed under the basket, and Tian Kai, whose face was full of tears, was in charge of picking up the ball.

"The physical fitness is ok, but definitely not a genius"

"The ball is average, but the footwork is quite big, so the three-step layup is less likely to be blocked, and I find that his left hand seems to be more flexible than his right"

"If he fights me for a year, I am confident that he will become a master, but it will only be seven days, alas, it will be difficult"

Wang Cong'an took out a box of Huang Jingnan from his pocket, and one person scattered one and lit it, which was found in Tian Kai's pocket in the woods just now, Tian Kai came over with a hippie smile, but was kicked away.

"Let's practice first, if it really doesn't work, I'll pass that trick to him on Sunday", Huang Liang spit out a smoke ring, his expression was very lonely, "No, Huang Liang, you pass that trick to him, aren't you afraid of being punished by God?" ”

Huang Liang was expressionless, but his voice was extremely solemn: "Life is not happy, death is not painful, as long as Tang Xiaoshi can grow up quickly and win next week's competition, what is my personal reputation, I think even if Ye Qiu is here, he will agree to me doing this." For the reputation of the king's ninth class and the undefeated myth, I fought hard"

"Okay, in this case, we will also take out our respective tricks to teach him, planning is in people, and success is in heaven, I hope to gather the strength of the three of us to create a genius to get through this hurdle"

"Count me as one", Tian Kai also came over and worked hard to stand up his chicken breast, "As long as you can win this competition, I invite everyone to eat a buffet of ninety-eight yuan per person, brothers, let's cheer together."

................ before class in the afternoon, Xu Mushen mysteriously called Tang Xiaoshi out, and handed him a book with a newspaper wrapped in the cover in the grove in front of the teaching building: "Tang Xiaoshi, I won't say more, you should understand the meaning of this game to us, there are still seven days, the devil training plan has been officially launched, this "Basketball Bible" for you, remember that you have to read it before school in the afternoon, and keep in mind all the movements, postures, tactics, and running positions, and have an impression in your heart, this is the basic work, You are the one I recommend, I'm sure you won't let me down, come on! ”

Tang Xiaoshi avoided the teacher's gaze, secretly tore open the newspaper under the desk, and opened the "Basketball Bible", hey, no, how is it a comic, the name is not "Basketball Bible", the name is "Slam Dunk Slamdunk", the author is Ida Yuhiko, telling the story of a red-haired guy who has fallen out of love fifty times in three years...... Tang Xiaoshi looked at Xu Mu suspiciously, but found that the guy had shrunk under the cover of a pile of books and slept Zhengxiang, and his saliva flowed on the table.

………

Before going to bed at night, Wang Cong'an solemnly handed a basketball to Tang Xiaoshi, "Tang Xiaoshi, you didn't have a foundation before, and the ball sense is not good, to put it simply, you haven't developed a deep relationship with basketball, this ball is for you, from now on, no matter you eat, sleep, even if you go to the toilet, you have to take it, you have to treat him as a part of your body, there are still six days, this is also a very important part of the devil's training plan, you have to hold it when you sleep, just like hugging your beloved girl, Only then can you develop a good ball feel in a short period of time, is there a problem? ”

Tang Xiaoshi thought for a while, and said happily: "Yes, there are two questions, hugging it is like hugging your beloved girl, have you hugged the girl, I am still a virgin, I don't know what it feels like, are you sure you know?" ”

Wang Cong'an's face turned red, and his voice was as thin as a mosquito: "I haven't hugged the girl either, this is what I guessed."

"The second question, can I give my beloved girl a bath first, it's too dirty, I can't go to chuang if I don't wash it!"

"Get out! Absolutely not", *The swing trio said in unison

Tang Xiaoshi, who was tired for a day, fell asleep with a basketball on the bed, and the tragedy was that the seven-day devil training had only just started one day.