Tang Xiaoshi woke up leisurely, it was already the next morning, it was already early autumn, a thin layer of fog fell in Lingyan Mountain, a few birdsongs seemed to be more secluded in the empty valley, the dew wet Tang Xiaoshi's hair, although he lay on the cold stone for a night, but he didn't feel tired, although his whole body was cold, but he moved his hands and feet, and didn't find any serious problems, maybe he was too tired, and he fell asleep unconsciously, Tang Xiaoshi smiled bitterly, and the place where he was beaten yesterday began to ache faintly, This dog fights Yan Lei, and when Lao Tzu gains power, he has to dismantle his dog bones, mlgb.

Take a big breath of fresh air in the mountains, damn, since moving to the county seat, the sky seems to be cloudy, the city with red lights and green lights made of reinforced concrete, can no longer breathe this fresh air, Tang Xiaoshi is more and more nostalgic for the carefree and free life in the countryside.

The sun gradually came out, the mist slowly dispersed, Tang Xiaoshi carried a dark green schoolbag, and reluctantly walked down the mountain in the direction of the school.

Lingyan Mountain to No. 1 Middle School, about ten miles away, last night Tang Xiaoshi was excited all the way and didn't pay attention to the time, walked up during the day but found that the road in front of him was the same as the toilet paper in the tube, connected into a piece, how to pull constantly, the stomach growled, the legs were filled with lead-like heaviness, more than an hour later, finally walked to the county seat, crossed the pontoon bridge, walked through the cross street, crossed Dajia Lane, and then passed through a row of shampoo rooms and game machine rooms, and saw the school gate from afar.

The hurried bell rang suddenly, and the students on the road suddenly ran up like taking aphrodisiacs, there were men and women, and one of the chubby girls fell out of her bag with a plastic bag printed with Hushubao, and she didn't care about it, Tang Xiaoshi unconsciously ran with the team.

The gate of the school slowly closed, and despite running desperately, there were still more than a dozen unlucky people who were stopped outside the door, Tang Xiaoshi was one of them, and the two boys in front of him in the sophomore school uniform muttered: "I'm rubbing, today is Thursday, it's a change of face on duty."

Tang Xiaoshi, who transferred to the school, was late for the first time, not because he was a good student with excellent character and learning, he got up very early every day, because he had to go out before the fat-headed, big-eared and hateful uncle got up, although he was apprehensive, but he still vaguely had a little expectation, thinking about it, everything was unforgettable for the first time, such as putting the small stick into the small hole for the first time, and then moving back and forth, it was refreshing, and the students who wanted to be crooked went to copy the "Eight Honors and Eight Shames". The hero Ouyang Ke still remembers the feeling of picking his ears with a matchstick for the first time, it was a little itchy and a little painful, but it was indeed very comfortable.

There were a total of ten unlucky people who were late, seven men and three women, wolves with more meat and less meat, all of them stood at the door with their heads drooped, and looked at the man with the red armband in the communication room, the man seemed to be unable to see the students outside, read a newspaper slowly, drank a cup of tea, slowly stood up, and walked out of the small door of the communication room.

After coming out, the man stood in front of a group of unlucky people who were late, and said angrily: "The plan of the year lies in the spring, the plan of the day lies in the morning, how fresh the air in the morning, and the efficiency of endorsement is the highest, but you, actually sleep lazy, let the time slip away in vain, but unfortunately, don't think that you have entered a middle school and entered the safe, if you don't study hard, the same can't be admitted to college, I don't want to use the word waste to describe you, Because waste still has the value of use, but you have no value at all, you are scum, I don't know what your parents gave birth to you for, is it to make you late to send you to a middle school? You are a disgrace to one."

Tang Xiaoshi secretly raised his eyes and glanced at the man in front of him, with a national character face, Wolong eyebrows, dignified appearance, and a righteous face, if it was darker, it would be comparable to Bao Qingtian on TV, although the speech was a little ugly, but after all, the starting point was good, the so-called lamentation of his misfortune and anger were indisputable, after all, there are too few people as upright as him in this society now, the expression of the national character face is serious, his forehead is twisted into a Sichuan character, he took out a notebook, and he was about to register the name of the class, Tang Xiaoshi muttered in a low voice from the sophomore school uniform: "MLGB, Pretend, grandson, you can pretend hard," I crossed my name on the word, the dragon flew and the phoenix danced, quite the true biography of the grass saint Zhang Xu, the book was passed to Tang Xiaoshi's hand, Tang Xiaoshi burst out laughing, the first middle school is indeed the land of the hidden dragon and the crouching tiger, the first name on the book is Sophie, it is the round-faced little girl who ran away from Hu Shubao, your name is Sophie, so why do you still use Hu Shubao, be a man, you have to say it consistently. The last one is the sophomore school uniform, the dragon flying and the phoenix dance, and it was Jay Chou who signed it after careful identification, tall, really high, taller than the school teaching building, Tang Xiaoshi thought about it, and signed the third (9th) class of high school Yan Lei in the notebook, MLGB called grandson You bully Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu makes you cool and crooked.

Seeing Tang Xiaoshi's grinding face, there was still a smile on the corner of his mouth, his face was a little worse, he snatched the notebook and said: "Your name is Yan Lei, what kind of attitude do you have, I will have a good talk with your head teacher when I go back, I want to meet my parents when necessary, your name is Yan Lei?" And who is your dad? ”

Tang Xiaoshi felt a chill, jumped cautiously, and groaned in his heart, I was wrong, am I wrong? Yan Lei's grandson is quite famous, the teacher and the grandson's father still know each other, it's over, it's exposed, and he waits for the storm with his head down.

Guozi's face was pale, and he was just about to continue asking, when he suddenly heard a few horns, and a car stopped at the school gate, and a big back rolled down the window, before he could speak.

"Director Wang, send your son to school!"

The face of the national character instantly became full of smiles, the tense extremely tight muscles instantly relaxed, and a few strange marks appeared on the face, and he walked up quickly, shook the hand of the big back through the window, and his voice became quite gentle: "Director Wang, you are so busy with work and personally send the word back to school, Wang Xiaoqiang, you have a good father, the so-called father's love is like a mountain, you see that your father is really meticulous to you, Director Wang, you can rest assured, Wang Xiaoqiang's performance in school is quite good, and he will become a great tool in the future."

From Tang Xiaoshi's point of view, it is quite weird, a second ago was full of serious and righteous face, a second later but a second later his face was full of smiles, the change is fast, breathtaking, as if you and a beautiful woman went to the hotel to open a room xxoo, the front is very normal and passionate and ambiguous, waiting for you to tremble with these hands to take off the beauty's lace and lace pants, eyes blinked, just a second or so, a little jj actually appeared in the pants, this is the feeling, Tang Xiaoshi couldn't help but sigh, I wipe, His face changed too quickly.

The Jay Chou next to him, with a look of contempt, said: "Dude, you are new, you don't even know him, one of the four great masters of a middle school, the king of changing faces is him, the dog day sees people talk about people, ghosts talk nonsense, usually pretend to be the same as the real thing, see the leader pretend to be a grandson, see the leader of the child or pretend to be a grandson, see an ordinary student pretend to be a blue sky, a comparison of color, see a beautiful girl can't walk, often use various excuses to let girls go to his office alone, a comparison of garbage, last time I climbed over the wall to catch him a square, I think it's over, I must have to eat a punishment, there is a box of cigarettes in the schoolbag, I thought to myself, just be a dead horse as a live horse doctor, guess what, a pack of red plums, three yuan and eight cents will be done, it is said that he will not be ah, usually look at his suit and leather shoes with a righteous face, you don't look at him now he is pretending to be the same as the real one, and you will tell him that your father is the county magistrate, you see how he stammered you on a dog day.

Another student also added: "Yes, yes, among the four great masters, he and the late master are the most hypocritical, my aunt's house runs a nightclub, once the dog looked for a young lady and turned out to be out of money, and was detained there, or the money given to him by the late master, I remember that day it was the whole school assembly, this beast also made a report on how to clean themselves and establish a correct world view, I have seen fake, I have never seen him so fake." ”

Jay Chou squinted his eyes and saw that the master of changing his face was commanding the doorman to open the door for Director Wang, and said in a low voice: "Tell you about a disgusting thing about him recently, didn't a young Chinese teacher named Fang Jiujun come to our school, at the beginning, he changed his face and was jealous of his handsomeness, and embarrassed him everywhere, one would say that Fang Jiujun was too fancy to be a teacher, and one would say that he was imaginative in class and did not follow the syllabus, and later he knew that Fang Jiujun was the grandson of an old cadre of the Jingnan Education Commission, and he immediately changed. Teacher Fang is long and teacher Fang is short all day long, and what else is there to say that academics are unbounded, those who are masters are teachers, they are all fucking almost fifty years old, shouting a teacher in his early twenties, he is really fucking shameless, Fang Jiujun wrote a poem of "Youth" in the school newspaper, changed his face and immediately wrote a poem "Looking for Youth", and said shamelessly that he applauded Fang Jiujun's youth, you see how the poem was written: Young people, you are my teacher, I have lived that old age, rejuvenate again, it's you, it's you, let me be young. Listen, this is also called poetry, I don't know how a few editors of the school newspaper can let him publish it, but also, the editor-in-chief is sick and resting at home, and the other editors are not qualified enough to restrain him, don't say it, he is here."

Here changed his face and nodded and sent Director Wang's car into the school gate, and at the same time, there was also Wang Xiaoqiang, who was also late, hearing the muttering here, and turned into a dignified and strict teacher, "You, you, and you, standing still in front of each other, and talking to each other, do you have any shame, you make mistakes and don't repent, it's a shame, you women too, don't know what to do when you don't read at home at night, late during the day, girls, you have to respect and love yourself", while saying, His eyes wandered over the boobs of one of the most developed girls, and he didn't know what to think of in his heart.

Tang Xiaoshi was extremely shocked, this is okay, in the words of Chen Kaige, the famous director who filmed "Wuji", people, you can't be shameless to this point, the master of changing faces, it's so fucking shameless, this face has changed, faster than Sichuan opera changing faces, people at least need props, he doesn't even use props, and he doesn't know what the structure of his facial muscles is.

Tang Xiaoshi was in a daze, changed his face and walked over, looking at the cheap clothes and dark green schoolbags that only Tang Xiaoshi was wearing among the bunch of people, as well as the vague bruising on his face, a slap slapped on Tang Xiaoshi, and scolded in his mouth: "You are garbage, I don't know how your parents educate you, what kind of parents you have, what kind of children you teach, you don't stand up, you talk to each other, you have a father and no mother to teach, it's a shame for you to get out of No. 1 Middle School as soon as possible." The voice got higher and higher, and then it was simply hysterical, and Jay Chou and the others next to him had nothing to do with themselves, shrinking their necks with a blank face.

Tang Xiaoshi was also angry when he heard him insult his parents, although his parents disappeared mysteriously when he was young, but the status of his parents in his mind is sacrosanct, although he is usually cowardly, but some things need to be guarded with his life, he raised his head to meet the eyes that changed his face, and said coldly: "It's my business that I'm late, what does it have to do with my parents, you should be careful when you speak."

Changing his face and seeing that Tang Xiaoshi actually dared to talk back, he was even more angry, and slapped him again, and scolded in his mouth: "You just talk to the teacher like this, okay, don't think about going to class today, Lao Tzu, I will educate you well,"

Tang Xiaoshi was slapped twice for no reason, and was beaten by Li Guoqiang, Yan Lei and others yesterday, his heart was on fire, he clenched his fists, and said coldly: "You move me again?" ”

Changing his face to see that Tang Xiaoshi was still unconvinced, his expression became extremely hideous, and he slapped him again.

"Teacher Liu, what are you doing", someone next to him suddenly spoke, and an old man in black stood there, looking at his face with a smile.

Jay Chou, who was in the second year of high school, said in a low voice: "I'm rubbing, I'm the editor-in-chief, and two of the four great masters actually came."