The old man is not tall, dark-skinned, and thin, if he doesn't have a pair of worn-out glasses, he is a typical thin rural old man, when he changes his face, his face changes again, his brows are furrowed, the corners of his eyes are worried, and he looks full of grievances and wants to cry without tears, and after a long sigh, he said to the old man in black: "It's Teacher Qian, you're back, your health is better, alas, what do these students say, it's a small thing to be late, and it's a big thing to develop bad habits, especially this one," he pointed to Tang Xiaoshi, who was pale and blue with his fists clenched, "I said a few words to him, not only did he not listen, but wanted to beat me, I was for his good, how could he be ignorant, one day as a teacher, he had to be responsible for him, the current students are getting naughty year by year, teaching and educating people, we still have a long way to go", chirping crookedly, chattering non-stop, as if 10 Xianglin sisters-in-law and 5 Dou E, but they are doing a posture of worrying about the country and the people.

Tang Xiaoshi was once again gorgeously scorched by thunder on the outside and tender on the inside, regardless of whether the old man in black saw the change of face and his own hands, just look at the rapid change of his face expression and the thickness of his face, he is really unique in the world, no wonder he is ranked among the four great masters of the first middle school, but this old man is not amazing, he can't see any amazing art, but he makes the change of face so respectful to him, I heard Jay Chou say that this old man is also a character among the four great grandmasters, and he is really not good-looking.

The old man smiled slightly, leaking a mouth full of smoky teeth, interrupting the complaint of Xianglin's sister-in-law and Dou E, and said: "Teacher Liu, they are only a few minutes late, you have blocked them out for almost half an hour, and the self-study is over, you let them in quickly, don't delay the class", the voice was not loud, but there was an irresistible majesty, he changed his face and stared at Tang Xiaoshi fiercely, which probably means that I remember you, you wait and see, and then opened the door helplessly.

A bunch of people crowded into the school gate, Tang Xiaoshi asked while running: "This old man seems to be very good, why is he ranked with the four great grandmasters with the garbage that changed his face", Jay Chou squinted at Tang Xiaoshi: "You are really from Mars, the four grandmasters don't know, the old man's nickname is that I am the editor-in-chief, plus the belated master and the canteen master, the four of them are collectively called the four grandmasters, my day, say Cao * Cao * will arrive, late master, run", after saying that, he slipped away like a rabbit, Tang Xiaoshi followed his gaze, I saw the sturdy figure of the director of the Political and Educational Office standing at the top of the staircase like an iron tower, and hurriedly stepped up to go around to another staircase, and slipped into the classroom, just in time for the first class.

The first class is a Chinese class, and the Chinese of the third (9th) class of high school is taught by a female teacher surnamed Li, and it is said that the original Chinese teacher is sick and recuperating at home, and she is a substitute teacher. After the class bell rang, it was actually the old man in black who came in in the morning, and the classmates in the class suddenly boiled, and shouted together under the leadership of the glasses man Hu Kai: Welcome the editor-in-chief back to school, the editor-in-chief is out of the horse, a top two, immortal blessing will be enjoyed forever, and longevity will be with Tianqi. The atmosphere was very warm, the old man smiled, and simply waved his hand and said: "All disciples are exempt from courtesy"! Tang Xiaoshi was dizzy, the old man seemed to be quite popular with the students, mingling with the students, and he was also one of the four great masters, how could the gap between people be so big? I want to find someone to ask, but there are unfamiliar faces all around, Yan Lei is absent from class, even if he doesn't skip class, Tang Xiaoshi won't talk to him, and he is depressed, it's been almost a month, and he is like a mouse sneaking around every day, and few of his classmates are named, except for that Duanmu.

Beautiful and introverted girls, but can make the rampant and domineering ruffians in the school get out, dusty temperament, everywhere you go is the focus of attention, called the school flower by others, but she is only a joke, very delicate appearance, but the back is very lonely, basically there seems to be no friends, every day a person comes and goes, the weak back seems to contain great spiritual strength, in short, she is a girl with a lot of personality, but she can always attract the attention of others.

The editor-in-chief's lecture was vivid, the side was well-informed, the language was humorous, and the laughter in the class was constant, but Tang Xiaoshi's eyelids kept fighting, yesterday he stayed in Lingyan Mountain all night inexplicably, and today he got up early in the morning, drove ten miles on an empty stomach, and was punished by the dead pervert who changed his face and stood at the door for about half an hour, he was sleepy, and finally couldn't help but lie on the table and fall asleep.

The editor-in-chief recuperated at home for more than a month due to illness, and his heart was also panicked, and he walked back on the podium, and he was even more interested. "Ya" is positive, referring to the music of the court and the music of Wangji of the Western Zhou Dynasty. Ya is divided into big Ya and small Ya. Daya 31 is the work of the Western Zhou Dynasty, most of them were written in the early Western Zhou Dynasty, a small part was written in the Western Zhou Dynasty, Xiaoya has a total of 74 articles, except for a few articles that may be works of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, the rest are the works of the late Western Zhou Dynasty, the authors of Daya, mainly the upper class nobles; The author of Xiaoya has both upper-class nobles, lower-class aristocrats and low-status people. After a pause, he continued: "During the reign of Song Shenzong, the Liao State sent envoys to the Central Plains. Hanlin scholar Su Dongpo was ordered to entertain. The Liao envoy issued a couplet: "Three rays of sun, moon and star", asking Su Dongpo to come right, the Liao envoy believes that this is the vice-absolute. Because, the quantifier in the conjunction must be corrected with the quantifier. The word "three" is used in the upper link, and the lower link should not be repeated. And there are only three words under the "three lights", then, no matter which number you use to match, the number of words that follow below is either more than three or less than three, please think about it and see if you can make the next couplet, prompt, there is an answer on the blackboard.

The whole class discussed with great interest, and the editor-in-chief looked at him with a smile on his face, but it fell on Tang Xiaoshi, who was sleeping on the table, mlgb, you can sleep and saliva is still so much, I re-emerged from the first lesson of the rivers and lakes today, and I don't give any face, it seems that I am a newcomer who doesn't understand the rules, forget it, chalk smash you to remind it.

A chalk head smashed over, Tang Xiaoshi was originally crooked on the left, the moment the chalk came over changed to the right, it was able to dodge the past, the editor-in-chief was big, and the old Qian Fei chalk who had been practicing for many years actually had a miss, and it was two chalk heads in the past, this trick is called "double ghost knocking on the door", one left and one right, one front and one back, hiding from the left and not hiding from the right, how do you know that this Tang Xiaoshi fell asleep, his head sank suddenly, and he went directly under the table, and the two chalk heads fell into the air again, Tang Xiaoshi drilled his head out from under the table, I didn't open my eyes, I slept like that, and even snored softly.

The editor-in-chief was furious, there was no chalk head at hand, and in a fit of anger, he threw the board eraser over, and this time he shot out angrily, using ten successful forces, the board eraser was like a meteor catching the moon, and went straight to Tang Xiaoshi.

Hehe, now I see how you hide, the editor-in-chief thought evilly.

The plate eraser with the sound of breaking the sky is like a meteor catching the moon, the speed is extremely fast, faintly setting off a gust of air, blowing the books of the students on both sides of the page, and it suddenly stopped less than 20 centimeters away from Tang Xiaoshi's head.

Of course, the plate rub will not stop by itself, one hand grabbed him steadily, the hand is Tang Xiaoshi's hand, oh, wrong, it's not Tang Xiaoshi, it's the head of the four great talents in Jiangnan, Tang Bohu, who is both beautiful and wise, handsome and chivalrous.

There was a loud bang in the sky, and Tang Bohu appeared loudly.

The audience was silent.

Tang Bohu still lowered his head, didn't even open his eyes, and groaned: "Others laugh at me for being too crazy, I laugh at others for not being able to see through, I don't see the tomb of Wuling heroes, no flowers and no wine hoe to work in the field", Yin finished rubbing the board to the ground, slowly raised his head, and slowly scanned the audience with three points * swinging three points of frivolity and three points of sharp eyes, and finally fell on the editor-in-chief, "Please, this gentleman, little brother, I drank too much last night, I was tired, and I fell asleep and talked to Zhou Gong, but I didn't know where to offend Mr., and I threw things three times and twice." Is there a mistake? ”

The whole class fainted, Tang Xiaoshi has been here for almost a month, usually quietly, but today I don't know what's wrong, I actually act and speak so unrestrainedly, and I directly picked up one of the four great grandmasters I am the editor-in-chief.

The editor-in-chief is well-informed, and smiled slightly: "This classmate is newly transferred, he speaks very humorously, I asked you about the couplets on the blackboard, do you have a couplet", found himself a step down, and by the way, eased the tense atmosphere in the classroom, Jiang is still old and spicy.

Tang Bohu showed his signature and smiled: "Ahahaha, is there a mistake?" The champion of the seven provinces was vomited dozens of taels of blood by me on the intestines, and someone dared to give me the right, the three lights, the sun, the moon and the stars, there is no technical content at all, and I am on the nine chapters of Pythagorean".

The editor-in-chief was shocked, so neat, although it is not a standard answer, but it is also a rare absolute, and he is very happy in his heart, and said: "You are thinking about it, is there anything else." I want Tang Xiaoshi to come up with the standard answer of "Four Poetic Styles", and then lead the topic to the Book of Poetry, so that his class can go down smoothly.

Tang Bohu thought for a while, and then opened his mouth to come: "Four Historical Records", the book, divided into Han Shu and Later Han Shu, plus the Historical Records and the Three Kingdoms, collectively known as the Four Histories, and neatly matched.

Didi cold sweat fell, the editor-in-chief resisted the impulse, he has been in the education industry for decades, and he has never encountered such a strange situation.

Tang Bohu smiled slightly: "I'm right, a gust of wind and thunderstorm." He barely got past it.

The editor-in-chief almost collapsed, and said in a trembling voice: "You can sleep in your language class after you have one more pair."

"Six Pulses and Inches"

Old man Qian said miserably: "You don't have to hand in homework in Chinese classes in the future."

"A Minister"

"You don't need to take a Chinese class in the future", the editor-in-chief spelled and gritted his teeth.

"The Governor of the Five Mansions"

"One more mid-term exam with a perfect score in Chinese"

"Nine Fu Upper, Middle and Lower"

"Another final exam with a perfect score in Chinese", the editor-in-chief shouted like a red-eyed gambler, shouting to place a bet.

"Five tones are clear and voiced"

"Winter vacation homework is free !!"

"Six Heavens and Earth"

"I don't have to !! in Chinese classes next semester"

"Wu Wujun, no doctor, I'll just barely have a 'five-tone horn'."

"Full score for the next semester's Chinese mid-term exam!!"

"The five organs, spleen, lungs and kidneys, you also know, some people have no heart and liver, birds and beasts are not as good, this joint is given to them, I am right, right"?

I'll fight with you, "You will get a full score for the final exam of the next semester again", the editor-in-chief Qian said with a green veil on his head, as if he had just lost all his belongings, and finally pressed his wife on it, in order to make the final turn.

The whole class was silent, all eyes were focused on the editor-in-chief Qian and Tang Bohu, and the glasses man Hu Kai interjected inappropriately: "Teacher, there will be no final exam next semester, and it will be the college entrance examination at that time, and that score cannot be regarded as a full score."

Crows fly! Old man Qian was drenched in cold sweat, embarrassed and embarrassed, but it was estimated that he couldn't get right to look at Tang Xiaoshi, he finally saved a little face, he rested at home for a month, and this kind of bull* character actually appeared in the school, sharp, sharp, really sharp.

Tang Bohu glanced at the editor-in-chief Qian Old Man, his mouth was pursed, and he said casually: "Yes, this is a pastime and entertainment, there is a brother who wears intestines and vomits dozens of taels of blood on the pair, the old gentleman is old, but the anger is very strong, the right pair is actually angry and angry, and the hair stands up, which really makes the younger generation admire, the one who wears black clothes with glasses, says you, don't wipe it with your hands, it can't be wiped flat", took a deep breath and said: "I want to thank Mrs. Hua for this couplet one day, noon and evening, to be honest, Without her, I can't have become so quick thinking, and after eating a day, this day is not just a day, everyone* has to slowly experience it, ahhahahaha".

With the signature wave of laughter, while tilting his legs to the table, squinting at the editor-in-chief Qian Old Man who was going crazy, extremely frivolous, sure enough, the editor-in-chief Qian Old Man's hair stood up again, his expression was extremely embarrassed and wanted to cry without tears, standing on the three-foot podium was not sitting or sitting, and suddenly his heart softened, and said: "Yes, this is a pastime and entertainment, and it is not interesting to become gambling, this old gentleman does not have to be angry, this competition is not divided into generations, oh yes, when it comes to gambling, I will send another pair, three rays of sun, moon and star, white in a single hanging"

plopped, the editor-in-chief, Old Man Qian, fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth.

I'll torture, not to, Tang Bohu flew forward and helped the editor-in-chief Qian Old Man up, quickly clicked a few big holes, touched the pulse, fortunately the problem is not big, the glasses man Hu Kai has already run to call the school doctor to take the stretcher to send the editor-in-chief to the hospital, it is easy to deal with it, Tang Bohu just returned to his seat, but found that the eyes of the whole class were staring at him, touched his nose and said: "Why are you looking at me together, I know that I am handsome, but even the boys are staring at me, this is a bit too much."

"You're going to die if you don't pretend?"

More than 50 language books smashed at Tang Bohu at the same time, and immediately knocked him out, instant kill, absolute second kill.

Tang Bohu's voice came from the darkness again: "Protest, I protest, it's too despicable, the whole class beat me up, damn, but I also blame this body for being too bad and the fit is too poor, otherwise I would have avoided it a long time ago, and the dragon array couldn't trap me back then, would I be afraid of dozens of books here, I*, what kind of book is this, "New Chinese Dictionary", it's so hard." Damn, this body is really bad, the whole body is sick, there are gray hairs on the head, failure! Eyes are highly myopic and fail!! There is rhinitis, but also a deviated septum, failure!! There are cavities, and there are two, and they fail!!! There is no meat on the body, the thin one looks like a bamboo pole from a distance, and the telephone pole looks close, and it fails!!! There is still athlete's foot and corns, which is really a failure within a failure!!!! I rely on,Today's young people,I know all day long to watch AV and play computer,Poor physical fitness is not good,Everyone must remember to exercise while reading a book.,The body is the capital of the revolution.,It's easier to do anything with a good body.,Even if it's xxoo, it can take a little longer," mentioned xxoo suddenly remembered something.,Pull open your pants and look inside a few times.,Relieved and breathed.,Fortunately,It seems to be a little grander than before.,This unlucky child.,It's not a little bit of merit. If you are not in good health, you can exercise, but that thing is too small to practice, the first time you came out to move, the time was too long, tired, Tang Bohu yawned vigorously and fell asleep again.