Tang Xiaoshi was still standing in the playground, facing the scorching sun, the weekly star sign hanging on his chest was getting heavier and heavier, the feeling of back pain had passed, his eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, and his consciousness was slowly blurred.

Nima, didn't you say that corporal punishment of students is not popular in socialist schools now, it's all fucking a lie.

On the balcony on the second floor of the teaching building not far away, Pang Niao Niao and the late master watched from the side, Pang Niao Niao couldn't bear it, and said almost, it's very hot, don't break the child's stand, belated and unmoved, and said with a serious face: "This kind of black sheep is to be severely punished, so that other students can take warning, let him continue to stand, save his excess energy, and affect the learning of other students."

Pang Nima, Nima, belated, this product is too unparticular, in order to pat the principal's sycophants and make trouble to the students in my class, although Tang Xiaoshi's grades are average, he is not handsome, he is more introverted, and he has no illustrious family background, and he has no other vices, no matter how you look at it, he is not qualified as a black sheep, to put it bluntly, his temperament is not enough and the pattern is not enough.

Late to this goods, a typical bullying of the soft and afraid of the hard, but also the director of the political and educational department, Ah Kun in the second year of high school, Li Guoqiang in the third year of high school, and Li Dapeng in the first year of high school or something, gangs and factions to fight and bully classmates, and make the first middle school a miasma, especially that Li Guoqiang, actually collected protection money in the school, if it weren't for the fierce Ye Qiu in the class, even the students in my class would dare to harass, and they didn't dare to take care of these people when they were late, so they knew that they were bullying honest children. But there is no way, they are all colleagues, they don't look up and see each other, and they can't offend Tang Xiaoshi too much.

Tang Xiaoshi, I can only blame you for your hard life, it's not good to steal someone's peach, you have to steal the principal, thinking of Xie Mushan's shape of walking briskly towards the principal's office after being stolen from the peach, the corner of Pang Niao's beak unconsciously showed a smile.

was distracted, there was a sound of footsteps behind him, looked back, thought about the principal, the principal arrived, Xie Mushan was obviously in a good mood, humming the Tangyi minor tune "Jasmine" in his mouth, seeing the two, he asked curiously: "What do you see"?

Pang Niaoniao was thinking about how to intercede with Xie Mushan for Tang Xiaoshi, but he replied first: "That student slept in class and disrespected the leader, in order to educate him, I let him stand on the playground."

Xie Mushan was a little displeased, it's class time, punish students to stand in the playground, what should I do if I delay the class? The director of the Political and Educational Office seemed to put the cart before the horse, and asked with a slight mockery: "Students sleep in class, maybe because they study too late at night and lack of sleep, as for disrespecting the leader, which leader does he disrespect?" ”

Pang Niao Bird and Chi Lai petrified at the same time, is the principal's glasses not high enough, isn't the one standing in the playground the one who stole your peach that day? The question is, how can you tell the principal, and you can't ask directly, principal, is Ru Tao painful?

At this time, he immediately turned into an ostrich, shrunk behind Pang Niaoniao, Pang Niaoniao was helpless, and said stubbornly: "Principal, it was yesterday that you went to our class to inspect the work, and accidentally hit you... That ......, Director Qi (I almost forgot, the director of the Political and Educational Office is called Qi Dongqiang), felt that this student's thinking was very problematic, so he punished him for standing in the playground..."

Xie Mushan was furious, glared at Chi Lai and reprimanded: "Nonsense, young people are playing, unintentionally, how can you buckle your hat indiscriminately, what is the name of that student, you let him go back to the classroom right now, immediately, immediately"

"Tang Xiaoshi", Pang Niao saw the late master's fart slapped on the horse's leg, and he was secretly happy in his heart, lest the world be chaotic, so he immediately mended the knife.

Xie Mushan was stunned, he seemed to have heard this name before, by the way, it seemed that he was going to fight the martial arts conference with Ye Qiu.

I was reprimanded by the principal belatedly, and I was very unhappy in my heart, and I secretly remembered Tang Xiaoshi's three words, Nima, I was scolded by the principal, and I was laughed at by Pang Niaoniao, and I looked for a chance to clean you up.

While talking, the three of them suddenly found that Tang Xiaoshi on the playground was shaky and seemed to be about to faint.

Xie Mushan and Pang Niaoniao ran over at the same time, belatedly stunned for a moment, and saw that Xie Mushan, who was close to the sixtieth year, nervously ran all the way regardless of his image, and hurriedly followed.

Tang Xiaoshi was already delirious, he didn't eat breakfast, he was hungry and was pulled to the playground by being late, and there was a heavy sign hanging around his neck, the sun was shining directly, he felt confused, dizzy and confused, and finally couldn't hold on anymore and fell headlong......

There was a loud bang in the sky, and Tang Bohu appeared brightly.

Tang Bohu opened his eyes suddenly, but found that his Yingting nose was only less than a centimeter from the ground, and he was shocked, Nima, every time he goes online, it is such a thrilling occasion, what is Tang Xiaoshi doing? Thanks to my buddy, I've practiced, otherwise I wouldn't have to hit the ground first...

Stretching out his hands sharply, holding on to the ground, just about to turn a somersault on the way, Nima, the meridian countercurrent of the dog day is here again, and he can't move at all from the waist down, he is in a dilemma, he can't go up and down, and he is stuck in the middle in an inverted posture... Speaking of Tang Bohu, his balance ability is still very good, and the half-body vegetative man actually stands steady and sharp just by relying on his arm strength!

The sharp Tang Bohu was just about to heal his injuries, and the retrograde meridians were as ordinary to him as if he had sneezed, and he could do it casually by wandering the dantian around his body, and the important thing was that it took time.

It's a pity that no one gave him time, and he saw the three people on his feet running over panting, and the oldest one actually squatted down close to him, looking at it from Tang Bohu's point of view, it was like a toad hanging upside down on the ceiling that had been fat.

The four of them were speechless together, Pang Niao scolded secretly, Nima's Tang Xiaoshi, are you fucking sick or an actor, you can still play handstand when you have nothing to do, the shaky performance just now is so realistic, it makes Lao Tzu worried, Nima, energetic, I think you can continue to stand on the playground, Lao Tzu still wants to intercede for you.

Late dark music, see? Standing on the playground actually dares to secretly play handstands, such a student is not stubborn enough? Not naughty enough? Not a black sheep? Now that the principal saw it with his own eyes, he wouldn't blame himself for punishing him for standing on the playground, and decided to continue to punish him for standing on the playground tomorrow.

Xie Mushan watched it with great interest, Ye Qiu was very good at fighting, he knew it, Li Guoqiang was strong, and he could see that Li Guoqiang was strong, he originally thought that this Tang Xiaoshi was indiscriminately filling the quota, it turned out to be not so simple, watching him play handstand cleanly and neatly, it seems to have been practiced, which is a bit interesting.

Tang Bohu was depressed to death, Tang Bohu quotes: I can die, but I can't be handsome!

When did he have such an embarrassing experience in hundreds of years, his feet were facing the sky and he couldn't move, the chrysanthemum turned into a sunflower, and the key was that a lewd old man squatted in front of him with bright eyes and looked at himself, and he could even feel the heat he exhaled at his chin.

Xie Mushan looked at Tang Xiaoshi, Tang Bohu looked at Xie Mushan, neither of them spoke, just watched quietly.

Xie Mushan didn't speak, and Pang Niaoniao and Chi Lai were embarrassed to speak.

Tang Bohu naturally couldn't take the initiative to speak.

There was a strange picture on the playground, an old man squatting, a teenager standing upside down, and two middle-aged men standing, all of whom did not fucking speak.

The background is the scorching sun, the bell for class is ringing, there are more and more onlookers, and there are good people who turn around and shout to the classroom: news, news, major news, the principal Xie Mushan, the teacher of the ninth class, Pang Niaoniao, the director of the political and educational office, the late master, and Tang Xiaoshi, the sixth leader of the wolf gang, the four of them are playing performance art in the playground, everyone come out and see!

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Xie Mushan was old and frail, and the first one who couldn't support it spoke first: "Eh, classmate Tang, what are you doing here?"

Tang Bohu thought, I have never met this person, how does he know that my surname is Tang? Perfunctory: "With your vision and wisdom, you should be able to see what I'm doing."

Xie Mushan slowly stood up, and then squatted down and couldn't stand it, and said while beating his waist: "I heard that when the tears are about to fall, the handstand is about to hold back the tears, do you have a thousand reasons to be sad"?

Tang Bohu's chin was raised, his nostrils were facing the ground, and his upside-down body actually leaked a little arrogance, "No, no, if a man has tears, he can't stop crying."

This old gentleman, I just look at the world from a different angle, the same world, from a different angle, it looks like it has a different beauty, do you see the Kuixing Tower over there? Looking at the bamboo shoots breaking the ground, it seems that the stone clock has milk, which is very peculiar.

I also made a poem, looking at the pagoda from a distance, the top is thin and the bottom is thick, and one day it falls over, and the bottom is thin and the top is thicker..."

In other words, Pang Niao Niao teaches politics, and after listening to it, he gasped, I went, so philosophical verses, the dialectical unity of subjectivity and objectivity, and the dialectical relationship between matter and meaning, how did this product become so talented?

Xie Mushan was also stunned, and his good impression of Tang Xiaoshi deepened a little, although this limerick poem is too vulgar, but if you taste it carefully, there is a kind of wisdom and foolish wisdom in it, and people who have not experienced wind and rain can't understand the artistic conception in it, and they can't imagine that this Tang Xiaoshi is still a talent who is both civil and military.

In the same way, hearing that the effect is different in the ears of different people, belatedly without the consciousness of being an educator at all, seeing Tang Xiaoshi saw that the principal did not immediately bow and salute, and actually maintained an upside-down posture and recited a poem, did he put me, the director of the Political and Educational Office, in his eyes? It's tolerable, it's unbearable! Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it!!

Turn on the hysteria mode, "Tang Xiaoshi, stand up for me, immediately, immediately get on and up... Above... on..."

Tang Bohu chanted a poem just now, and he actually moved himself when he tasted it carefully, Nima, he is really talented, in the end, he has hundreds of years of accumulation more than others, and he does a poem of seven uniques, all of which imply the mystery of heaven and earth, I am really a fucking genius.

was intoxicated, was frightened by the lateness, his hands were unsteady, and with a snap, he fell to the ground. There was a sharp pain, and a stone happened to be on the back Tongfu acupoint, and the retrograde meridians contracted violently, and a burst of soreness hit the whole body, and the meridians actually got back on track anyway.

With a wave of his hand, the curtain came to stop the belated desire to play, and said to Tang Bohu who was lying on the ground: "Follow me to the office"

Tang Bohu slowly got up, what is the office? It doesn't matter, the so-called art masters are bold, when they were crisscrossing the rivers and lakes, the Shaolin Eighteen Arhat Formations dared to break through, just an office, how could it be difficult for me to be the head of the four talents in Jiangnan?

snorted, continued to ignore Pang Niaoniao and the eyes of the two who were about to kill, strode up his head and chest, and followed Xie Mushan...... Frivolous and arrogant