Tang Bohu entered the room and took a look, Xie Mushan's study was very ordinary, full of pretentious and elegant exaggeration, and the hundreds of books on the bookshelf in the corner slightly revealed a bit of literary atmosphere, raising the office slightly. In terms of cultural heritage, it is basically the same as the bedroom of Ding Tang Zhong, a low-class family of the Tang family, and Xie Mushan has already cried and fainted in the corner.

In the same office, Ye Qiu's feelings are very different from Tang Bohu's feelings, this is the difference caused by the quality of visitors.

Xie Mushan sat down, smiled and said to Tang Bohu: "Sit, don't smoke", said and took out a box of high-quality Jingnan from the drawer, tore open the seal, smoked one and handed it over.

stop, stop, audience, do you think this scene is familiar? Well, this is the trick of the curtain call, basically every boy who enters his office will go through such a smoking test, even if he is firm, smart and clever like Ye Qiu, he will also leak flaws under the combo, and he will try and try again! ）

Tang Bohu didn't stretch out his hand and refused directly.

"No", it won't!

"And a french fry"?

"Nausea"!

"Dip some jam"?

"Waste"!

"Bring it to your classmates"

"Well deserved"!

Hard Bangbang to go back, for many years, the boys of No. 1 Middle School have entered a misunderstanding in the battle of wits with Curtain Mountain, focusing on speaking skills and reaction speed, wanting to break the game with wisdom, and meeting the serial nirvana of the treacherous and cunning Curtain Mountain, always defeated repeatedly.

Tang Bohu walked out of a new path, directly broke the situation with his strength, returned to the basics, and didn't work, no matter what you say, I won't do it, the so-called: "He is strong, he is strong, and the breeze blows the hills; He is horizontal, and the bright moon shines on the river"...

In the first round, Tang Bohu won.

Xie Mushan's nirvana was perfectly defended by Tang Xiaoshi, and his heart was shocked, but he didn't move, and asked with a smile: "Ye Qiu said, you want to go to the martial arts conference?" ”

This is also one of the tricks of front-line educators, to smash Huanglong and straightforwardly, along with the names of his accomplices, I know everything casually, and it is better for you to confess and be lenient.

It's a pity that this trick is okay to scare Tang Xiaoshi, but dealing with Tang Bohu is like throwing flattery to a blind man.

Martial arts conference?

What is that? It is said that Tang Bohu was crisscrossing the rivers and lakes that year, participated in countless martial arts conferences, some were contestants, some were judges, and even once because of the flooding of the Yellow River, Tang Bohu also together with Zhu Zhishan, Wen Zhengming and others held a "Peace and Love Theme Martial Arts Conference and Disaster Relief Charity Performance", all major factions actively participated, and even the remote Tianshan faction, the South China Sea Sword Sect and other representatives came, and a group of martial arts masters performed in Suzhou Guanqian Street such as: chest crushing boulders, mouth swallowing big swords, spirit beasts drill fire rings, light skills tightrope walking and other forbidden tricks, Let the onlookers be fascinated and raise some charity funds.

What is the new gimmick of the martial arts conference that Xie Mushan said? Tang Bohu said that he didn't know the inside story at all, and turned around to ask Ye Qiu before he ......

The curtain call is big, the children can't be taught, he has a neutral attitude towards the martial arts conference, he doesn't approve or oppose it, Ye Qiu already knows, but this Tang Xiaoshi is clearly pretending to be stupid, he doesn't know if he asks three questions, he is like a dog biting a turtle, he really has nowhere to go, bah, what kind of dog bites a turtle... It's a tiger that eats the sky, and there is nowhere to eat...... Nima, the curtain call mountain eggs hurt, they are all broken...

Tang Xiaoshi's mental score in the curtain mask mountain automatically dropped by ten points.

In the second round, Tang Bohu won.

Xie Mushan was not furious, but slowly walked to the window, looked at Zhong Xiuting by the lotus pond outside the window, and said slowly: "I'll tell you a story."

Forty years ago, Xie Mushan was admitted to No. 1 Middle School as the champion......

stop, stop... Audience, do you think this paragraph is very familiar, indeed, the scene here completely replicates the office scene of Ye Qiu and Xie Mushan, Xie Mushan's actions, demeanor, and tone are exactly the same, forty years ago, Ye Rongtian made a move at a critical moment, which changed Xie Mushan's life......

(Well, Ouyang Ke originally wanted to copy the story on a large scale, at least 500 words, and then I thought about it, this book has been put on the shelves, everyone is spending money to read, Ouyang Ke said that he hated the behavior of injecting water into the article, for the sake of Ouyang Ke's conscience in the industry, ask for comments, collections, and rewards)

Xie Mushan turned his back to Tang Xiaoshi and looked at Zhong Xiuting by the lotus pond outside the window, telling the story and falling into memories, and was in a state of emotion, when he suddenly heard a strange voice behind him.

"Tsk...... Alas..."

Looking back, Tang Xiaoshi clasped his hands on his chest, looking at the curtain call on the wall, "Peach and Plum World", his demeanor was frivolous, his expression was arrogant, and his mouth made strange sounds from time to time.

Xie Mushan is a well-known literati and ink writer in Tangyi, especially good at calligraphy, and Wang Jiagan, director of the Tangyi Cultural Center, and called Wang Xie, "Tao Li Tianxia" is last year's college entrance examination, Jingnan City, literature, science, foreign language three manors are all spent in a middle school, celebration banquet, Xie Mushan even floated three white in public, everyone praised, there are rich people on the spot to bid millions and can not get, Wang Jiagan said that the peach and plum world four characters are rare masterpieces, calligraphy achievements catch up with Tang Yin of the year, from then on Wang Xie title can be changed to Xie Wang.

Even after the curtain call sobered up, he said that within ten years, no work of his own could beat this post.

Tang Xiaoshi has no problem appreciating calligraphy, but there is a big problem with that look, looking at Xie Mushan's proud work is like looking at the colorful price reduction banners when the supermarket is discounted, Xie Mushan is very unhappy, and immediately got rid of the thoughts of reminiscing about the old and educating the present, and said in a sullen voice: "You also know calligraphy?" Look at this book."

Tang Bohu sighed again, "There is no shape, no gossamer, full of nails, rat tails, ink and no pen, all the essence is lost, there is no pen and no ink, and I am dull and distracted!" Everyone is old!",

Well, you don't understand these, so I'll change it to a popular saying: "Look at the peach first, the pen seems to be drunk, but the last pick seems to be insufficient wrist strength, it is clear that the writer is obviously not good at drinking but is strong, and by the last stroke, it is the end of the crossbow, failure!" Li word, Tian word, pen power mediocre, generally seven-year-old children can reach the above level in a year, failure!! The last one, the pen is frivolous and arrogant, the writer writes to this time, there must be a group of laypeople around him full of praise, the writer is proud, so happy and sad, you look at that vertical, crooked and twisted, the last point is a failure, there is a false appearance without knowing it, it is a failure in failure!! ”

Tang Bohu said that he was thirsty, and when he saw a cup of fragrant tea on the desk, he simply sat down, knocked his legs on the table, held the cup and talked, and criticized the proud work of Xie Mushan as worthless, "The word is ugly, and he dares to sell it for money, and the payment is Yuexia Zhuang people, so it is very embarrassing to change it to a very shameful person", Yuexia Zhuang is the elegant name of Xie Mushan, Tang Bohu didn't know that the scholar was in front of him, and he thought that this vassal and elegant old man in front of him was deceived by others.

Xie Mushan was dumbfounded, his face turned from white to red and white, he met a master, when he wrote the peach and plum world, he was indeed drunk, the last stroke of the peach word was more than enough and his strength was insufficient, and he supported his heart and wrote the Li character and the word Tian, to the last stroke of the next word, and there was already a praise around him.

Tang Xiaoshi, who is not amazing, can guess the environment, situation, and mentality when he writes with calligraphy alone, a master, a master, and the young man in front of him is definitely a master.

Simply take the peach and plum world off the strong, spread it on the desk, and ask Tang Xiaoshi to continue to comment.

"Turn straight here, when you use three points of force, empty and continuous...... Here should fall straight down, do not drag mud and water", Tang Bohu said, simply dipped his fingers in the tea, and directly traced the four words.

Xie Mushan suddenly felt enlightened, and his eyes suddenly opened up, he was immersed in calligraphy, and he had not been able to break through in recent years, and was pointed out by the young man A few words, he seemed to find a door in the dark, picked up a cigarette and lit one by himself, and felt that it was inappropriate, and respectfully gave Tang Xiaoshi one. Then he took out a pile of calligraphy works from the bookcase and spread them out on the table one by one.

Tang Bohu has a kind of imitation, holding a cigarette in his mouth, swallowing clouds and spitting fog, he feels that this shape is very stylish, and he works harder to say that he will be able to complete the body of all kinds of temporary posts collected by Xie Mushan.

The curtain call mountain is a little unbearable, the calligraphy works that I took out, many of them are the real works of modern masters, I do everything possible to ask for it, hide it in the room, outsiders want to see it but can't get it, but in Tang Xiaoshi's eyes, there is no difference between graffiti and young children,

Do you have to invite your own treasure?

With a plan in mind, he took out another pair of words from the dark compartment of the bookcase. said that it was a piece of words, but it was actually a note, with a total of 12 words on it: Qiu Xiang, I won't go home for dinner tonight.

Xie Mushan smiled proudly while refilling the water, hehe, I am also a person with real things, this is Tang Bohu's true work, look at how ashamed you are, you continue to comment Alas.

Tang Bohu looked at the note, his face changed greatly, I went to it, it was really my own real handiwork, it was a certain year and a certain month that he and someone drank flower wine in Yihong Mansion, and he wrote it casually, and asked Tang Zhong to send it home.

With a bang, the principal's office was pushed away, and the belated master stood at the door dumbfounded, what kind of picture is this in front of him, Tang Xiaoshi sat on the principal's office chair, knocked his feet on the table with a cigarette in his mouth, holding the purple sand moire cup that Xie Mushan regarded as his life, and Xie Mushan was pouring tea for Tang Xiaoshi with a smile on his face... What's going on?

"Get out! Knock on the door and re-enter," Xie Mushan and Tang Bohu reprimanded at the same time.

Chi Lai retreated according to the words, closed the door, and knocked respectfully on the door, and after five minutes, the voice of the curtain call came from inside, come in!

Nima, this time it's normal, Xie Mushan sat on the chair with a cigarette, Tang Xiaoshi stood next to him with low eyebrows, and was carrying a kettle to refill Xie Mushan.

Xie Mushan said to Tang Xiaoshi: "You go back first, you have to study hard"

Tang Xiaoshi respectfully retreated, gently closing the door, all the social etiquette and actions are standardized, even the most discerning sociologist can't find fault......

It was an illusion just now! Definitely!

Even so, because Tang Xiaoshi was scolded by the principal, Master Chilai still put him on the blacklist to see how I cleaned him up in the future