The editor-in-chief finally failed to regain the first lesson in the rivers and lakes, and was paired by Tang Bohu's blood pressure increased, and almost had a recurrence of the old disease, vomiting blood and dying, and was arranged by the school leaders to go home to recuperate.

The third and fourth classes are history, the history teacher of the third (9) class of high school is not an ordinary person, the surname is Yang Mingming, extreme personality, it is said that he was also the master of the talented and vertical and horizontal pointing of the passionate text, graduated from Peking University, and then it was 89 years when he was a little implicated, returned to his hometown to teach history, never named in class, did not ask questions, listened to it if he wanted to, and could leave at any time if he was not happy to listen, as long as it did not affect his class, you can do anything, and to quote others is to teach high school students in the way of teaching universities, n years ago, there was a senior who read the yellow book in his class and saw that he was eager to burn himself, and he was caught alive in the last row of sneaking off planes, and in this kind of sage class, Tang Xiaoshi, who slept until his hands cramped, was naturally ignored directly.

As soon as Tang Xiaoshi woke up, he saw the people around him walking out one after another, and it was already noon, so he wiped the saliva from the corners of his mouth and followed everyone to the cafeteria.

When I arrived at the cafeteria, I found that it was crowded like canned sardines, and the director of the Political and Educational Department, who was called a belated master by others, and several canteen staff were maintaining order.

University cafeterias are more crowded than movie theaters when imported blockbusters are shown, department stores are more crowded than university cafeterias, and high school cafeterias are more crowded than department stores at discounts.

Although the university canteen is also crowded, there are several canteens in the general university, and the courses in the university are relatively relaxed, and the phenomenon of absenteeism and early departure is more common, and the meal time can be adjusted by yourself, but the high school is different, with fixed meals and fixed people, there is no free soup to drink when you are late, and you have to eat cold leftovers when you are late, and you have to eat cold rice leftovers if you are too late, so you can only go back to the dormitory and soak instant noodles with boiling water at 70 degrees.

Tang Xiaoshi easily bought a meal, found a corner, sat down and just ate two bites, and saw the glasses man Hu Kai sitting opposite him with a meal, Tang Xiaoshi was extremely surprised, it has been more than a month, an honor student like Hu Kai has always ignored himself, and today he actually took the initiative to sit opposite him, offering nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief, who knows what kind of tricks they will come up with to trick themselves, Tang Xiaoshi thought in his heart. Hu Kai spoke: "I didn't expect you to hide it, as soon as you made a move, the editor-in-chief was angry, I just inquired, the editor-in-chief is going home to recuperate, the editor-in-chief is actually a very good person, serious and responsible in class, and it is good for students, you shouldn't be so angry with him", Tang Xiaoshi was surprised: "No, the Chinese teacher is so small, I will sleep in class, and he will be angry and go to the hospital, it's too exaggerated."

Hu Kai, the man with glasses, changed his face and said, "What nonsense are you talking about, don't tell me that you slept too much in the morning and forgot what you did?" ”

"What did I do? I knew that I had a good night's sleep, you said that the editor-in-chief went home to recuperate, what does it have to do with me", Tang Xiaoshi's expression was even more wronged than Dou E.

"Flutter", Hu Kai squirted out a mouthful of rice in his mouth, this guy is too thick-skinned, he won't admit it when he sleeps, it's too shameless, he won't admit it when he mentions his pants like a prostitute, and he wants to be a bitch and set up an archway, it's too fucking bullish, pretending to be stupid and stunned is a good hand, and he asked very simply: "When you took Chinese class, you definitely got the editor-in-chief's eternal right, and you also got more than a dozen lower links, and finally even the middle hair in mahjong came out, don't tell me you forgot."

Tang Xiaoshi said: "What is the eternal absolute, I knew that I slept all morning, and then I got up and went here to eat, I haven't brushed my teeth yet, what did you tell me about the editor-in-chief, I was a little nervous, I don't know anything!" ”

"You just pretend hard, if you don't pretend to be *, you'll die", the glasses man Tian Kai** threw down a sentence, "If you die in the future, you will die cheaply", and left with the plate in a huff, leaving Tang Xiaoshi and Zhanger King Kong confused, damn, you just sleep, Lao Tzu rarely sleeps once in class, and he is so troubled, and he comes to talk to me about it.

Tian Kai left, the opposite position was vacant, and after a while, a child wearing a sophomore school uniform sat down with a plate, Tang Xiaoshi looked up, happy, isn't this the Jay Chou at the school gate in the morning? Jay Chou also saw Tang Xiaoshi, nodded as a greeting, and asked casually: "Didn't you trouble that dog day when you changed your face?" ”

Tang Xiaoshi said: "I don't know, I slept all morning, it should be fine, my name is filled in blindly, I just turned here, so the dog won't look for me class by class."

"That's good, the most cheap of the face-changing dog day, the standard villain, like a mad dog, will bite you if he catches the opportunity, and he and Chi Lai are the cheapest among the four great grandmasters." Jay Chou said vaguely while nibbling on chicken wings.

Tang Xiaoshi suddenly became interested and asked: "By the way, you haven't made it clear in the morning, what's going on with these four grandmasters, tell me about it", Jay Chou was engrossed in dealing with that chicken wing, plus the cafeteria was noisy and noisy, but he didn't hear it, Tang Xiaoshi said it again, and Jay Chou rolled his eyes: "I really suspect that you are from the Ming Dynasty, and the four great grandmasters of the first middle school don't know", Tang Xiaoshi was disheveled, and there was a local atmosphere from the inside out, and Jay Chou didn't bother to take care of him, But thinking about the fact that both of them were late this morning, and they were scolded by changing their faces, they can also be regarded as comrades-in-arms in the same trench, isn't the society popular with the four irons? One iron is to go through the window together, two iron is to carry a gun together, three iron is to prostitute together, and four iron is to share the spoils together.

No. 1 Middle School also has an upgraded and improved student version of the four irons: one iron has prostituted together, two irons have played games together (electric), three irons have cheated together, and four irons have been angry together. In the morning, the two unlucky children were bloodied together by the dead pervert who changed their faces and scolded the dog, and they could be regarded as angry together, and they could barely be regarded as the fourth iron, so they put down the chicken wings in their hands, and in fact, there was a skeleton left, and told Tang Xiaoshi about it.

Jay Chou's version of the book: "The face-changing king Liu Delong will not show it for the time being, let's talk about this belated master Qi Dongqiang, Qi Dongqiang, Tangyi people, eight feet tall, waist circumference is also eight feet, body like an iron tower, face black as charcoal, eyes like copper bells, served as the director of political education for many years, standing still in the stormy rivers and lakes of a middle school, there are poems: Qi Dongqiang is really competitive, the director of political education is so hilarious, never see people in fights, and preach the sharpest afterwards. This poem is about the various clubs in the school fighting, or a single fight, or people outside the school to make trouble, Qi Dongqiang never dared to stop even if he saw it, he always hid aside to watch, and when the fight was over, he always appeared for the first time, and ran early to win, Qi Dongqiang specially preached to the loser, from the end of the matter to Qi Dongqiang's appearance is definitely not more than two minutes, what is even more rare is that he actually maintained this record for ten years, it is said that his dog and other dogs fight He didn't dare to care, Always wait until the fight is over to preach to his dog, basically his dog loses, the owner of the dog Xiao, Qi Dongqiang is burly and powerful but timid as a mouse, hiding his head and shrinking his tail before he dares to appear, and the Jianghu people give him the nickname "Late Master".

Tang Xiaoshi suddenly remembered that after he was beaten by Li Guoqiang, Yan Lei and others last night, this Qi Dongqiang really appeared within two minutes of Li Guoqiang and the others leaving, and the late master really lived up to his reputation, and then asked me again, do you have any story about me as the editor-in-chief?

Saying that, he picked up the free soup in the canteen and handed it over, but saw that the soup was as green as water, with a trace of egg white floating on it, and there was nothing else, and he also responded to an ancient poem: Chunjiang Plumbing Duck Prophet, the free soup really deserves its name, and it is famous for its "clear, widowed, light, and thin" four-character true recipe.

Jay Chou frowned and drank two sips to moisten his throat, and then said: "I am the editor-in-chief, but I am the most popular among the four grandmasters, and his status in the rivers and lakes is probably equivalent to the northern beggar Hong Qigong in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". , the only drawback, which is the origin of his nickname, you listen well".

"The editor-in-chief is indeed talented, quite talented, once served as the editor-in-chief of the 1985, 1996 edition of "Jingnan History * Tangyi Volume" and "Tangyi County Chronicles", not loving money, not lustful, but greedy for that little bit of false fame, whenever I have a dispute with someone, the first sentence must be that I am the editor-in-chief, from the principal to the teacher, from the school cleaner to the back door of the school to sell tea eggs, but where there is a slight disagreement, the editor-in-chief must first put out the most glorious qualifications of his life, and then put facts and examples to make analogies and reasoning, over time, Everyone doesn't call him Teacher Qian or the like, everyone who is related to No. 1 Middle School, whether students or non-students, graduates or students, as long as he is mentioned, they all give him a thumbs up and say: Editor-in-chief, good person! ”

The following is a legend of the rivers and lakes, things cannot be examined, if there are similarities, it is a coincidence: 1. The editor-in-chief chatted with the students during class, saying, I am the editor-in-chief, and the Jingnan Education Commission often sends a car to pick me up to participate in various academic discussions. The class burst into laughter, and the editor-in-chief asked the student every day, and three years later, the student was admitted to the Chinese Department of Peking University. 2. The editor-in-chief chatted with the students again during class, saying, I am the editor-in-chief, and my name often appears in newspapers and magazines. The class burst into laughter, and the editor-in-chief asked the student questions every day, and three years later the student was escorted to the Chinese Department of Jingnan University. 3. The editor-in-chief continued to chat with the students in class, saying, I am the editor-in-chief, and many people come to visit me every Chinese New Year. The class burst into laughter, and the editor-in-chief asked the student every day, and a year later, the student took the college entrance examination and wrote an essay in oracle bone script. 4. The editor-in-chief still chatted with the students in class, saying, I am the editor-in-chief, and there are many classical masterpieces in my family, and they are the only original books, and the next student asked, "Jade Futon 2"? The class burst into laughter, and the editor-in-chief asked the student every day, and a year later, the student was found to be expelled from the school for peeping into the girls' dormitory. ”

Tang Xiaoshi's mouth was open enough to stuff eggs, this morning the black and thin old man was such a sharp character, he actually fell asleep in the first class he re-emerged, entered Baoshan and returned empty-handed, just like a prostitute spent money in the face of a prostitute with open legs but didn't do anything and slept all night, just now I heard the man with glasses say that the editor-in-chief went home to recuperate, I don't know when the next time I will go out of the mountain.

If Tang Xiaoshi knew that the editor-in-chief was sent to the hospital alive, he would probably hang himself directly with the dried boiled shreds on the rice plate.

Jay Chou's eyebrows fluttered, "As for the last of the four great masters, the canteen master, his legendary story is simply an epic of the Tangyi Ximen gang, the most fierce Erlenzi in the history of Ximen is now locked up in prison Scar Chen once told the police that in his life, he has been afraid of two people in Tangyi, one is Duanmu Chuanlong, the other is Jiang Meng, this Duanmu Chuanlong is a recognized fierce man in the entire Tangyi, Taishan Beidou-like existence, although now it has turned from black to white to do legitimate business, But it's still the person who stomped down the Tangyi earthquake, this second person is called Jiang Meng, guess who it is, it's the owner of our school's cafeteria,"

"Ping" suddenly interrupted Jay Chou's storytelling with a loud bang, and the originally noisy canteen suddenly quieted down, and everyone turned their eyes to the place where the sound came from.

An extremely obscene animal pointed at a boy and scolded: "What's wrong with inserting yourself in front of you, Lao Tzu inserting yourself in front of you is giving you face, I want to die and say, Lao Tzu is mixed with Ah Kun." The boy who was scolded sat on the ground very embarrassed, with anger in his eyes, and there was a rice bowl not far away that kept spinning, and the loud noise just now was made by the rice bowl falling to the ground, and several equally obscene animals surrounded him with unkind faces.

"Look, Zhang Quede's comparison is bullying people again", Jay Chou frowned and scolded: "That stupid x is called Zhang Yi, the second (4th) class of high school, and he claims to be a fierce Zhang Fei in No. 1 Middle School, isn't Zhang Fei the word Yide?" This is more than a lack of a German word, people who hate him call him a lack of virtue, he follows Ah Kun all day long, like a dog."

Tang Xiaoshi asked weakly: "Then who is Ah Kun?" ”

Jay Chou looked like I was conquered by you, and slowly explained to Tang Xiaoshi: "There are three main gangs in the No. 1 Middle School, a group of students in Tangyi County, the most powerful is called the Brotherhood, the boss is Ah Kun, Ah Kun's brother Ah Jie is the left and right hand of the North Gate Section, which means that a group of people can be transferred from the North Gate at any time, so basically few people are willing to clash with Ah Kun head-on, and the other gang is Li Guoqiang and a few of them, with the East Gate Su Lao Si behind them, and the power is close to Ah Kun's brotherhood, and the forces on both sides are equal, Therefore, they are trying their best to avoid small-scale friction, and they are waiting for the opportunity to cross each other in one fell swoop, so as to unify the first middle school, and a group of borrowed students from Jingnan City here, the boss is called Song Zhen, our school is still a provincial key, many people in Jingnan City are willing to send their children to the countryside to endure hardships, and they have to pay a sponsorship fee of 3 to 50,000 yuan, so the Jingnan Gang has the least number of people and the weakest power, but there is a lot of money, and they often invite some people in the society to support the façade. In addition to these forces, there is another person you have to remember, his name is Ye Qiu, and he doesn't have any backstage, but no one in the three major forces in the school dares to provoke him, he can fight, not an ordinary fight, Li Guoqiang once took someone to Ye Qiu's class to collect protection money, Ye Qiu picked out fifteen and became famous in one battle. These are all on the bright side, and how much potential strength there is in the first hidden dragon and crouching tiger will have to be slowly discovered by yourself."

Tang Xiaoshi nodded a lot, Ye Qiu, and when he heard the name Ye Qiu again, he suddenly remembered a sentence in the novel, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and there are such complex grievances and hatreds in a small high school, such a heroic and sharp character, compared with the school in the deep mountains in the countryside, life here is too exciting, Tang Xiaoshi suddenly found that he liked it a little bit, at least, not so annoying, maybe because, every boy has a dream of being a hero in his heart.

"It's a fight, my day, the late master is gone", Jay Chou scolded, Tang Xiaoshi followed his line of sight, the director of political and educational affairs who was still standing like an iron tower to maintain order just now disappeared magically, and the lack of virtue and a few accomplices in the field were beating around the boy for a while, the boy was defeated with both fists and four hands, relying on the support of the corner, no one in the entire canteen came out to dissuade him, too, Zhang Yi They are all mad dogs, and they can't live in peace if they are entangled, most of the students in the canteen are ordinary students, Let them stand up against the mad dogs, they don't have the courage yet.

The tiger can't stand the wolves, although Zhang Yi and a few of them are not wolves, at best they are dogs, but the boy can't be regarded as a tiger, and gradually lost under the siege of the dogs, at this time a person appeared in the canteen, with a pair of glasses, very tall, but very thin, the whole person looks like a moving chopsticks, just pushed a bucket of free soup known as "clear, widowed, light, thin" over, seeing this scene, fiercely put the huge soup scoop containing the soup in his hand, rushed up, aimed at Zhang Quede, who grinned and stepped on the person.

The people in the whole canteen watched dumbfounded, Zhang Quede, who was still arrogant just now, was beaten sideways and flew out, fell heavily to the ground, and fainted directly, and several other accomplices stood stupidly in place, not even having the courage to go up to help Zhang Quede, it was very fair to move the chopsticks, and each person was rewarded again, but the strength was much lighter than that of Zhang Quede.

An accomplice seemed to be woken up, bared his teeth and said: "Dead old man, you dare to beat us, you don't want to mix in school, we are mixed with Ah Kun", the answer to him was another soup scoop, the dead runner was planted on the ground and foamed at the mouth, the chopsticks lit a cigarette by himself, took a puff, and said: "Ah Kun counts the bird, Ah Kun's brother Ah Jie, Ajie's old and small sections, as long as you have studied in No. 1 Middle School and eaten canteen meals, which one has not been beaten by Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has worked in the canteen for 20 years, Tang Scoop lowered the boss who beat him and didn't remember the number, a few of you went back to tell Ah Kun, just say that I beat him, if he wants to have another scar on his face, Lao Tzu will fulfill him, the canteen is Lao Tzu's territory, Lao Tzu's territory Lao Tzu has the final say, no matter what kind of principal you are, the county elder and the manager, when you come to Lao Tzu's territory, you have to listen to Lao Tzu's rules, otherwise, you will give Lao Tzu a roll. ”

Saying that, he pointed to the soup scoop and said to everyone: "You group of waste, usually complain that the free soup is too light and screaming, just now a few of them hit one but no one stood up to say a word, they are all fucking shrunken turtles, I put the words here, the canteen is a place to eat, whoever dares to make trouble here, Lao Tzu will let him eat shit, if there is anything unpleasant, go out and solve it yourself." ”

Everyone felt that Tang Scoop was referring to himself, and the words were said to himself, and he couldn't help blushing, but Tang Xiaoshi was almost stupid, sharp, sharp, so fucking sharp, it was simply a realistic version of "Peace Hotel", the owner of the canteen, I am in charge of my territory, Niu X, Niu X, too fucking Niu X, the four great masters, half righteous and half evil, the king of changing faces, belated to beat the teacher, I am the editor-in-chief, the master of the canteen, how many heroes are still hidden in this small middle school?