Chapter 55: Who is the Monkey King, who is the Buddha
"If you call me Heizi, you can't call you Yezi, you are not as good as the boss." Kuroko was kicked and didn't dare to fight back, just rubbed his ass and muttered quietly.
"Okay, since you said I'm not as good as the boss, that's okay, Kuroko, don't regret it." After that, Yang Yesheng turned around, no longer paid attention to the sunspot, turned to Fang Zhongxue and said, "Xiaoxue, since the sunspot has an opinion, why don't we send Xiaoting home first." ”
When Heizi heard this, his eyes immediately lit up, and he hurriedly came to Yang Yesheng, and said with a smile: "Brother Ye Sheng, your boss doesn't care about the villain, just let the little brother go as a fart, and the little brother will definitely invite you to drink the most expensive Hu spicy soup in Xiaocheng Prefecture tomorrow morning." ”
Yang Yesheng nodded and said, "It's pretty much the same." ”
Xiaoting explained the conversation between the two clearly, and said with a red face: "No, I'll take a taxi back by myself, well, I'll go back with Sister Xue." ”
Yang Ye Sheng winked at her and said with a smile: "Xiaoxue is going to live with me tonight, can you go back with us too, well, it's nothing, although my place is not big, only more than thirty square meters, but the bed is quite large, and it is absolutely no problem for three people to squeeze in." ”
"Fuck you, rascal." Xiao Ting was furious, flew up and kicked Yang Ye Sheng, but Yang Ye Sheng dodged away with a smile, just came to the side of the sunspot, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Hurry up, you are the flower messenger tonight." ”
Heizi glanced at Xiao Ting, and his heart was full of joy, but he was a little dissatisfied with Yang Yesheng's appearance just now, and said in a low voice: "Ye Sheng, you are too uninteresting, even your younger siblings are teasing." ”
"Let's go, can you turn Xiaoting into my younger brother and sister, then it depends on your ability, go quickly." Yang Ye Sheng kicked Kuroko's ass, kicked him towards Xiao Ting, and then shouted, "I'll call you later." ”
After that, Yang Yesheng smiled at Zheng Qingmin and Helixia again: "Boss, sister-in-law, I'm a little bit upset, please send me and Xiaoxue to the Sunshine Community, one of us has drunk too much, and the other is pregnant, take special care." ”
Fang Zhongxue was shocked and hurriedly said, "I won't go to Yangguan Community, I'll go home to live." ”
Yang Yesheng smiled and said: "What kind of home are you going back to, I have told your aunt, saying that you were sent abroad by the unit for a month, and you are going home now, won't it be me lying." Besides, I'm going to the hospital tomorrow to have a fetus, which is also considered a confinement, how can I be in my mother's house after confinement, I have to be there, this is the rule, you can't mess around. ”
Helixia nodded, came to Fang Zhongxue's side, took her hand and said: "Xiaoxue, Ye Sheng is right, abortion is also called miscarriage, in fact, it can be regarded as confinement, you can't be in your mother's house, otherwise there will be harm, you just listen to Ye Sheng, live there for a month." ”
"I ......" Fang Zhongxue finally knew Yang Yesheng's conspiracy, she was shocked and scared, but she couldn't find any reason to refuse, even if she told the truth now, I was afraid that no one would believe it, unless she took everyone to the hospital for examination, but in that case, I was afraid that her reputation would be greater, especially Xiaoting also knew about it.
Yang Yesheng is heart is happy, hey, the best police flower, play with me, Lao Tzu will accompany you to have a good time, I want you to go to heaven and enter the ground without a door, when the time comes, I am afraid that you will take the initiative to beg me, beg me to let you go.
In desperation, Fang Zhongxue could only get into Yang Yesheng's taxi, and the four of them went to the Sunshine Community together.
Zheng Qingmin sat in the co-pilot, and Yang Yesheng, Fang Zhongxue and Helixia sat in the back, but Yang Yesheng was honest all the way, and even kept a certain distance from Fang Zhongxue on his body.
Along the way, Fang Zhongxue was thinking of ways to avoid living in Yang Yesheng's residence, during which she also thought of a few, such as the clothes were all at home, there were no toiletries, etc., but they were all dissolved by Yang Ye Sheng, so that Fang Zhongxue didn't have a temper at all, and wanted to go crazy, but she couldn't do it because Zheng Qingmin and Herlixia were there.
Soon, the Sunshine Community arrived, and Fang Zhongxue was about to let the taxi driver stop at the entrance of the community, but Yang Yesheng said to the taxi driver one step ahead of him, and drove the car to the entrance of the building where he lived, Fang Zhongxue's last illusion was also shattered, so he had to helplessly follow Yang Yesheng to get off the car at the entrance of the building where he lived.
After getting out of the car, Yang Yesheng smiled at Zheng Qingmin and Helixia: "Boss, sister-in-law, when the lights in my room are turned on, it will prove that we have arrived home safely, and you can leave with confidence." ”
Originally, sending the two of them here, Zheng Qingmin was going to let the taxi driver turn around and leave, but as soon as Yang Yesheng said this, Zheng Qingmin smiled and said: "Okay, your sister-in-law and I will see the lights in your room and leave, hehe, Xiaoxue, Ye Sheng has drunk too much, you can help him." ”
Although Fang Zhongxue hated Yang Yesheng so much, she could only helplessly help him and walked towards the entrance of the building.
Yang Yesheng leaned his body towards Fang Zhongxue as if he had really drunk too much, and said in a low voice while walking crookedly: "The best police flower, how about it, if you want to fight with me, hehe, I will play with you to the end." ”
"Hmph, don't be complacent, I won't lose to you, I must make you look good." Fang Zhongxue was also a master who did not admit defeat by nature, and the more Yang Yesheng said this, the more unconvinced she became, and the idea of retreating was suddenly gone.
"Okay, I'm a good man, I'll fight with you, a little woman, and see who is Sun Wukong and who is the Buddha of the two of us." Yang Yesheng used to be a master, how could he be soft to a woman, anyway, if the two of them lived together for a month, he would not suffer any losses.
After a while, the two came to Yang Yesheng's door, Yang Yesheng opened the door with a key, and then put on a gesture of invitation towards Fang Zhongxue, and said with a grin: "Please, the best police flower, the humble house is simple, and please ask the best police flower for a month." ”
"Hmph." Fang Zhongxue snorted coldly, walked inside, and thought to herself, I want my aunt to live here for a month, there is no door, not a night, when you fall asleep, your aunt will run away, is it possible that you dare to tie me back.
However, after Yang Yesheng entered the door, he reflexively made a move, which immediately aroused Fang Zhongxue's vigilance and asked, "What are you doing here?" ”
Yang Yesheng said with a smile: "Lock the door, the current lock-picking company is very powerful, and it is really unreassuring to dare to open the door lock without the consent of the owner." I used to live by myself, it's nothing, there is nothing valuable in the house, and I am not afraid of being robbed by female thieves, but now there is one more you, then it will not work, in case of a robbery, don't you suffer? ”
"Flim Flam." Fang Zhongxue really didn't have any temper about Yang Yesheng's nonsense, as long as it came out of his mouth, almost all of them were not human words, Fang Zhongxue snorted coldly, turned around and walked inside, no longer paying attention to Yang Yesheng.
But Yang Yesheng didn't intend to let Fang Zhongxue go, and muttered to himself: "It's strange, I remember that after knocking you out that day, I didn't kiss you, how would you know that I was flamboyant." ”
"You ......" Fang Zhongxue couldn't stand it anymore, and said angrily, "If you don't shut up, I'll leave here immediately." ”
Yang Yesheng yawned, stretched his waist and said: "Hehe, whatever you want, if you leave, I will be able to explain to the boss and them, saying that you suddenly remembered who the child's father was, so you left from me." ”
"You ......" Fang Zhongxue was almost crazy, and came to the computer in a huff and sat down, wrapped his arms around, and simply ignored Yang Yesheng.
"Oh, why is it almost ten o'clock, hurry up and take a shower and go to bed." Yang Yesheng shouted in surprise and began to take off his clothes.
Take a shower, sleep, undress? Fang Zhongxue was shocked in her heart, she wanted to look back, but she couldn't pull her face, but immediately a sparse voice reached her ears, Fang Zhongxue was even more surprised in her heart, secretly thinking, this guy won't take off his clothes in that place, it's too shameless.
Then, Fang Zhongxue heard the sound of gentle footsteps walking slowly towards her, and she was shocked and frightened in her heart, secretly thinking that this guy wouldn't be rude to me.
Finally, Fang Zhongxue couldn't help but turn around and look, and the moment she touched her eyes, she almost exclaimed.
Yang Yesheng was naked, and he was less than three steps away from her, so frightened that Fang Zhongxue hurriedly stood up and asked in surprise, "You... What are you doing? ”
Although Fang Zhongxue's first reaction was to take her eyes away from Yang Yesheng's body, the sturdy figure suddenly attracted her gaze, and she thought to herself, this guy's figure is indeed good, and he also has capital, but his heart and eyes are broken.
Yang Yesheng said lazily: "Take the underwear, my habit is to change the underwear every day, hey, by the way, I was dizzy by you, I sleep naked at night, what are you doing with the underwear now, it will be tomorrow morning." ”
After that, Yang Yesheng yawned again, stretched his waist, and turned to go to the bathroom.
This bastard actually slept naked, hum, look at how your aunt and grandmother cleaned you up this time, hehe, I'll take a picture of your indecent photos, see if you dare to argue with your aunt and grandmother in the future, Fang Zhongxue's heart moved, and immediately came up with a bold and exciting idea, and immediately took out the mobile phone from her bag, first called up the camera program, and tiptoed towards the door of the bathroom.
Ren Fang Zhongxue is the deputy captain of the security personnel brigade, but this is the first time to take indecent photos of a man, and he naturally can't avoid being nervous, like a thief who steals things for the first time.
Holding the mobile phone in his left hand, and lightly buckling his right hand on the doorknob, Fang Zhongxue pulled hard, and the bathroom door was suddenly opened, and Fang Zhongxue instinctively pressed the camera button.
At the moment when Fang Zhongxue opened the door, Yang Yesheng suddenly splashed a basin of water, and Fang Zhongxue was wet all over his body.
"You ......" Fang Zhongxue was stunned, this result was something she never expected, it was really a recipe for stealing chickens.
Yang Yesheng pretended to be surprised and said: "Why did you open the door, I saw that the back of the door was dirty, and I was about to pour a basin of water to wipe the door, oops, the water was splashed outside, and I had to mop the floor, so it's troublesome." ”
Where would Fang Zhongxue not know that Yang Yesheng was deliberate, although she was angry in her heart, she didn't have any way, who asked her to suddenly open the door when Yang Yesheng was taking a bath, not to mention that Yang Yesheng's reason was very sufficient, so that Fang Zhongxue couldn't break it at all.
This basin of water was splashed, Fang Zhongxue was originally going to leave here immediately after taking pictures, but where can he walk now, at least he has to wait for the clothes on his body to dry.
Fang Zhongxue came to the bed in a huff, sat down, wrapped the sheets around his body, and secretly wondered in his heart, when I went to the door of the bathroom just now, I barely made any sound, how did this bastard know, could it be that his judgment of things was so accurate?
Since the string of Buddha beads disappeared on his wrist, Yang Yesheng suddenly gained a lot of skills, and said that this extraordinary hearing is one of them, if others naturally can't hear Fang Zhongxue's voice, but Yang Yesheng can.