Hey, why does it smell so strange, Fang Zhongxue sat quietly for a while, her mind was chaotic, but she suddenly smelled a strange smell, and her heart was very strange, there was no such strange smell just now, why did she suddenly have it now.

"Ah, Yang Yesheng, you bastard, you actually splashed me with your bath water." In just a few seconds, Fang Zhongxue found the source of the strange smell, and he was furious and let out a terrifying roar.

Hey, this is the bath water, I didn't splash the foot water, I was already very merciful, hearing Fang Zhongxue's roar, Yang Yesheng almost laughed. In a hurry, it must be too late to take a basin of water, but fortunately, Yang Yesheng has a habit of putting a basin underneath when showering, so that the hair will fall into the basin and not block the drainage hole.

Fang Zhongxue couldn't care about anything anymore, hurriedly came to the door of the bathroom, and said angrily: "Yang Yesheng, come out quickly, I want to take a bath." ”

"Twenty minutes, twenty minutes will be fine."

"Twenty minutes, you ......" I washed for almost ten minutes just now, and there will be another twenty minutes, isn't this a clear trick, Fang Zhongxue didn't care about three seven twenty-eight, and angrily opened the door of the bathroom, but he didn't see Yang Yesheng's shadow, and he didn't feel a strange feeling in his heart, but he suddenly heard a "plop" sound.

Fang Zhongxue hurriedly followed the sound and looked over, her face turned green, it turned out that Yang Yesheng was squatting on the toilet, his face was comfortable, the sound of "plopping" just now, he didn't have to think about it to know what the sound was.

Yang Yesheng said with a smile: "I may have eaten a bad stomach just now, well, you take a bath, I squatted down, it is estimated that I will not be able to finish in twenty minutes." ”

"You ......" Fang Zhongxue has not been as angry as in the past two days in his life, and he has not been as wronged as in the past two days, and his tears almost fell.

Fang Zhongxue is a security officer, what kind of people have not been in contact with, murderers, criminals, thieves, ruffians, gangsters, etc., but no matter who she is, it is almost like a mouse meeting a cat in front of her. Of course, there are also some unruly suspects, but after being cleaned up by her, they are all obedient and obedient, and they don't dare to let a big fart go.

However, Fang Zhongxue was really helpless about Yang Yesheng's ruffianism, and she suffered many losses, as if Yang Yesheng could always calculate her next step.

Faced with Yang Yesheng's ruffian again, Fang Zhongxue was really a little hesitant, wash it, Yang Yesheng defecated in the bathroom, and although there is a door between the bathroom and the bathroom, the middle is glass, I don't know if I can see the outside from the inside. But if you don't wash it, who knows how long Yang Ye Sheng will squat on the toilet, this strange smell on her body is really unbearable for Fang Zhongxue.

After thinking for a while, Fang Zhongxue gritted her teeth, quickly took off the clothes on her body, and entered the bathroom.

"Tut-tut, big butt, it must be the material for a boy." As soon as Fang Zhongxue turned on the shower switch, she heard Yang Yesheng suddenly burst out, and she was so angry that she almost squirted at Yang Yesheng with the shower head.

Fortunately, after saying this, Yang Yesheng didn't continue to say anything, otherwise, I'm afraid Fang Zhongxue would really can't help but push the door open, and take the shower head to spray at Yang Yesheng violently. Although his mouth was closed, Yang Yesheng's eyes had never left Fang Zhongxue's body, and the opportunity to watch the beautiful woman take a bath for free was not to be missed.

Although the door was closed, Fang Zhongxue instinctively felt Yang Yesheng's eyes spinning around on her, and she couldn't help but want to turn back several times, but she didn't dare, because she was worried that as long as she turned around, the body in front of her would also be exposed to Yang Yesheng's eyes, and it would only make him fall for nothing. In fact, Fang Zhongxue didn't know that the effect reflected by the glass was actually deformed, and Yang Yesheng could only see her body vaguely, but she couldn't see it clearly.

Quickly, Fang Zhongxue finished taking a shower, grabbed the bath towel on the shelf, and escaped from the bathroom.

Before Yang Yesheng finished wiping his buttocks, Fang Zhongxue's shout came from outside: "Yang Yesheng, why don't you have a woman's clothes here?" ”

Yang Yesheng said lazily: "Nonsense, I haven't lived with a woman here, where are the women's clothes, or you can wear my clothes, or sleep naked like me." ”

"You bastard." Fang Zhongxue scolded angrily, and there was no movement anymore.

Yang Yesheng walked out of the bathroom, and saw Fang Zhongxue sitting on the edge of the bed angrily, his eyes couldn't help but light up, and he said with a smile: "People say that when a woman is wearing revealing clothes, she looks better than when she is not wearing clothes, which is really true." If you go out wrapped in this bath towel, the return rate must be 1,000 percent. ”

"One thousand?" Fang Zhongxue was stunned for a moment, not understanding what this meant, but after she swept Yang Yesheng's body, she immediately turned to the side with a red face.

Yang Yesheng smiled and said, "Whether it is a man or a woman, they will look back at you ten times on average, so it's one thousand." ”

"Hooligans." In addition to scolding, Fang Zhongxue really didn't have any way to take Yang Yesheng, "You quickly put on your clothes." ”

"I don't wear it, I like to sleep naked, and I lose sleep when I wear clothes."

"You ......" Fang Zhongxue was helpless, picked up the clothes beside the bed, and walked into the bathroom.

Fortunately, the washing machine is fully automatic, and it also has the function of spinning drying, Fang Zhongxue breathed a sigh of relief, hurriedly washed the clothes, and then hung them in the direction of the air conditioner.

"Hey, surnamed Yang, don't go too far." After Fang Zhongxue hung up his clothes, he turned his head and saw that Yang Yesheng was lying in a "big" shape, and a big bed was almost occupied by him.

Yang Yesheng turned his head lazily and said, "I'll sleep on the bed, you can sleep on the floor, the wooden floor is not very cold." ”

"No, you sleep on the floor, I sleep on the bed." Yang Yesheng's floor, I don't know how long it hasn't been mopped, it's dirty, where is Fang Zhongxue willing to do it.

"I don't have a good waist and can't sleep on a hard floor, so let's all sleep in a bed." Yang Yesheng turned over and emptied the inside.

"You ......" Fang Zhongxue was basically numb, and she simply stopped being angry, looked around, suddenly her eyes lit up, she walked over and took down the bucket on the water dispenser, pulled out the plug, and placed it horizontally behind Yang Yesheng, and then lay on the inside of the bed.

"38th line, hey, this superb police flower is smart enough." Yang Ye Sheng smiled secretly in his heart, "You get your 38th line, Lao Tzu, I have a trick next, keep it to make you crazy tonight." ”

38th line, hehe, aunt and grandma, I will make a 38th line, see if you Yang Yesheng can still take the opportunity to take advantage of your aunt and grandmother No, when Fang Zhongxue was secretly proud of his cleverness, Yang Yesheng suddenly sat up, put on his shoes, came to the computer, and turned on the computer.

Fang Zhongxue was quite strange in his heart, and secretly thought, just now he was arguing that it was late, and more than half an hour had passed at this time, it was almost half past ten, why didn't he sleep yet, and turned on the computer again, well, maybe he deliberately wanted to attract my attention, hum, aunt, I won't be fooled.

After a while, the computer was started, followed by the sound of clicking the mouse, and then there was a sound over there, the sound was neither loud nor small, Fang Zhongxue happened to hear it clearly, the sound that came was not when a person spoke, it turned out to be a woman's bad voice humming.

Fang Zhongxue suddenly remembered something, and almost sat up in shock, this bastard, who didn't sleep in the middle of the night, actually went to watch a movie.

"Turn off the computer and don't interfere with my sleep." Fang Zhongxue's teeth were about to be crushed, and he secretly scolded Yang Yesheng for being a big bastard, and he could come up with any trick for the whole person.

Now Fang Zhongxue has no idea of revenge, and even regrets the decision of Meng Lang to die tonight, not only did he not take revenge, but took the initiative to send it to the door. For a month, if he really lived here alone with this bastard, I am afraid that Fang Zhongxue would definitely go crazy.

Yang Yesheng said lazily: "I'm sorry, I have to respect other people's living habits when I live in other people's homes, I have to watch a small movie for an hour every night, otherwise, I won't be able to sleep." ”

"You... You bastard. Fang Zhongxue had no choice but to lie down again and cover her head with a pillow, but the voice still came and could be heard clearly.

Last night, Fang Zhongxue had already watched it once, although she hadn't finished watching it, but at least she had memorized the plots of the few small movies she had watched. Coincidentally, the one that Yang Yesheng opened happened to be the one she had seen last night, although Fang Zhongxue closed her eyes and covered her head, but the corresponding plot emerged in her mind with the voice that came.

This bastard, a hooligan, a scumbag, a bastard, a shameless thing, a scumbag, a bastard, how Fang Zhongxue didn't know what her reaction was, and scolded Yang Yesheng in her heart, but she couldn't stop the heat in her body.

I don't know how long it took, such a voice never came again, Fang Zhongxue secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but he was not completely relieved, God knows what tricks Yang Yesheng will come up with.

At this moment, there was a sudden interference sound of "stinging and lala" from the computer screen, but it was Fang Zhongxue's mobile phone ringing. Yang Yesheng picked up the mobile phone, with the word "aunt" written on it, turned his head and said with a smile to Zhongxue: "Your aunt's phone number is really much, don't forget that you are going to have a fetus tomorrow, how to say that you know it yourself." ”

"Who told you to take care of it." Fang Zhongxue took the mobile phone, glanced at Yang Yesheng, and connected the phone, "Auntie, well, that's the case, Auntie, there is an urgent case here, I was sent to the Northeast on a business trip, well, I left in the afternoon, and I'm still on the road, it is estimated that it will take about a month, well, okay, I know, goodbye, Auntie." ”

Actually, Yang Yesheng also felt that he was a little too much, but when he thought that Fang Zhongxue actually wanted him to be that cheap father, he was angry again, and secretly thought, if you don't leave, I will see how long you can last.

Yang Yesheng yawned and went to bed, but he was honest, there was no movement for a few minutes, which made Fang Zhongxue think that he was really sleepy and fell asleep.

However, it was about five minutes, and the snoring sounded, although Fang Zhongxue listened harshly and hated it in his heart, he was really relieved, after all, this proved that Yang Yesheng was asleep.

Then, there was another strange sound coming, just between the snoring, this was a sound that Fang Zhongxue had never heard, Fang Zhongxue was very strange at first, I didn't know what kind of sound it was, but after she pondered it later, she also understood that she dared to love Yang Yesheng and still had the problem of grinding her teeth.

Fang Zhongxue frowned, and thought to herself, hum, what a stinky man, the four major problems of a man's sleep, snoring and grinding his teeth are already there, so he almost farts and talks in his sleep.