Chapter 11: Count the romantic characters, but also look at the Tang and Song dynasties

At this time, everyone's eyes were full of admiration, as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, and many people's hands were numb, but they were still applauding.

They couldn't figure out why they were doing this.

However, it was uncontrollable.

It was as if I was drumming for my own dream.

Looking at the wicked young man on the stage, they seemed to see the self in their hearts.

Ten minutes have passed.

They are still clapping.

Twenty minutes have passed.

The applause remained.

At this time, everyone seemed to have forgotten time, but Tang Song did not, and his expression became more and more complicated.

Do they not have pain in their hands? How much time has this been going on, and what's the situation?

It's too irresponsible for yourself, isn't it?

"Stop!"

Tang Song made a pause gesture, and then roared hysterically.

Tang Song roared, although the applause stopped.

However, Shen Meng'er's two eyes flickered, and she took the lead in roaring again.

"Full marks!"

"Full marks!"

“……”

The slogan has the same rhythm and resounds. It is also accompanied by a cupola gesture.

Qian Shan was so angry that he was almost out of breath, this was simply a rebellion......

A judge sitting next to Qian Shan whispered: "Old Qian, look at this trend, it's better to give full marks." ”

"Give it a perfect score."

"If you don't give it, what if they rush up?"

"Old Wu, you can persuade Old Qian, after all, his talent is really very comparable to ......"

“……”

Hearing these words, Qian Shan suddenly became furious, slapped the table and said, "Unless I die!" ”

When the judges heard this, they stopped talking.

Because the mike in front of Qian Shan was not turned off, his words were heard by the audience.

This Qian Shan's move, Tang fans have long hated it to the root of their teeth.

Pull and pull, the rhythm is like a god.

The slogan of full marks suddenly stopped, and in its place was-

"Then go die!"

Hearing this, Qian Shan's body trembled and fell directly from the judges' chair. Fortunately, he didn't have a heart condition, otherwise he would have to be reported from another world today.

Ha ha......

Suddenly, thunderous laughter came from the audience.

This Qian Shan is the vice president of the Poetry Association, and he is the leader of these judges, and the rest of the judges naturally chose to remain silent when they saw this scene.

And at this time, as soon as Wu Ming slapped the table, the small universe completely exploded.

"According to the rules of the game, personal attacks cannot be carried out in the works, so, in this game, Tang Tang has zero points!"

As soon as Wu Ming's words came out, Tang fans suddenly broke out.

"Damn, this is simply a naked revenge!"

"Personal attacks? Hell, your eyes are out of gas? ”

"The rules of the game, what are you kidding, but I looked at it again and again, how can there be such a rule in the game!"

"Lao Tzu, hehe, do you mean that only the officers and soldiers are allowed to set fires, and the people are not allowed to light lamps? What's special, it's obvious that your judges deliberately made things difficult, but in the end, Tang Tang was ashamed of himself, and now he is beating up again, using rules and personal attacks to talk about things, what the hell, can your mother make it? ”

"Just this quality, this quality, or the judges? ! ”

“……”

The off-stage scene became complicated again.

Tang Song's right hand was raised high, which was his signature move, and suddenly the hall was as quiet as a pool of water.

Tang Song smiled at Wu Ming, "Judge, I really want to know, where is the personal attack?" Who are you attacking again? ”

Being asked like this, Wu Ming suddenly didn't know how to answer. On weekdays, he is very good at picking bones in eggs, but this demon's "Peeping Man in the Cup" can't find the slightest flaw.

Wu Ming: "......"

Tang Song: "What, do you mean that you have a weak heart?" ”

Wu Ming: "You ......"

Tang Song smiled coldly: "What am I?" I don't blush and my heart doesn't rate? And, most importantly, nothing was wrong. Hey, judge, what's wrong with you, why are the corners of your mouth twitching......"

Hearing this, the Tang fans in the audience immediately burst out laughing.

Wu Mingna was angry, to be honest, he wanted to scold people, but when it came to his mouth, he swallowed it back alive, after all, this is a public place.

Faced with this scene, the two hosts didn't know what to do, so they stayed there in a daze and watched the play!

Tang Song wanted to point at their noses and scold, damn, do you have a little bit of professionalism, do you know how to improvise?

"Okay, if you don't have an opinion, then I'll be the host." Tang Song said very narcissistically, "Let me announce that Tang Tang's score this time is a full score!" ”

Contempt, this is the naked contempt of the judges.

Provocation, this is a naked provocation to the judges.

"Tang Tang, we love you to death!"

"Tang Tang, you are simply a god!"

"It's fine, but why do I like it so much?"

Whoa!

The applause of the Tang fans rang out again.

The players themselves announced their results, which has never happened before.

Today, however, it has appeared. However, in the eyes of the audience, there is no sense of disobedience, on the contrary, it is taken for granted.

When Xiao Xue saw this scene, she burst out and laughed, and muttered in her mouth: "The surprise he gave me today is more than the sum of my twenty-three years in the past twenty-three years. It's just - it's so charming! ”

Shen Meng'er's face was full of admiration and admiration: How is he exactly the same as the prince in my heart? Why is that?

Contestant Mi Qi'er raised her phoenix eyes and said secretly: "This Tang Tang is not only talented, but also more and more to my taste - this kind of thing, he actually did it, it is too powerful!" ”

Player Yangzi put his hands on his cheeks and said in his heart: "Where did this kid jump out of, is this the rhythm of going against the sky?" How did his brain grow? If you offend these judges, if you want to mix in the magic capital poetry circle in the future, can you still mix it? Alas, still young and naïve! ”

The male host opened his mouth wide, but he couldn't make a sound: "......"

Hostess: "......"

The judges' expressions were mixed, but the anger could be seen in their eyes.

Endless rage.

"It's ridiculous, it's ridiculous to rate yourself!" Liu Kairui stood up suddenly, his face was full of disdain, and he said indignantly, "It's really when we are three-year-old children!" Do you really think you're a genius? ”

"Oh?" Tang Song smiled faintly.

The reason why Liu Kairui stood up was naturally the result of thinking twice.

"Tang and Song Dynasties, do you dare to try modern poetry?" In Liu Kairui's impression, although the Tang and Song dynasties had two brushes, they never defied the sky to this extent.

Plus, he already has a solution. Therefore, I decided to make a move at this time, and I wanted to kick down Tang and Song who were above the Nine Heavens, so that the biggest winner would be myself.

At this time, the audience was already talking.

"It turns out that Tang Tang's real name is Tang Song."

"Tang Song, I have completely memorized this name, and I will never forget it in my life."

"What's the situation? Could it be that this Liu Kairui knows Tang Tang? Otherwise, how could he know Tang Tang's real name? ”

"I remember, in that video, this Liu Kairui is called Tang Tang's old classmate. So, they're classmates? ”

"I'm grassy, Tang Tang is a classmate of this kind of person, that's just a price drop."

"Tang Tang, trample on him!"

"Tang Tang, let this thing know what it means to pretend to be fucked instead of being fucked!"

"Tang Tang, we'll top you!"

"Tang Tang, you will win!"

Tang Song turned his head to look at the audience, and then said lightly, "Are you sure you want to do this?" ”

Liu Kairui said in a contemptuous tone: "Why, you don't dare? ”

Tang Song sneered, "You guessed wrong, I'm afraid that you will lose, and then cry!" ”

As soon as these words came out, Tang fans immediately burst out laughing.

Although the current poetry contest has completely departed from the pre-set link, no one has intervened.

Even the directors didn't stop.

Because, this mess can't be cleaned up, so it can only be allowed to develop.

Liu Kairui was so angry, this thing actually said that he was crying, what the hell, when he was a three-year-old child?

"Hmph, I'm here to see who cries in the end!" Liu Kairui thought he was very handsome and posed, and then he talked about the rules.

"The title is still the same, but the subject matter has to be modern poetry." As soon as Liu Kairui's words came out, Qian Shan on the judges' bench was suddenly overjoyed.

Others don't know why Liu Kairui did this, but he is very clear in his heart.

How did I forget this stubble, this kid still has a brain. Hmph, modern poetry, this Liu Kairui already has the answer, this time, no matter how much you rebel against the sky, you have to lose. Damn, this time, I'm going to trample you to death like a cockroach.

Thinking of this, Qian Shan suddenly came up in spirit.

"Ahh Tang Song deliberately made a look of surprise.

Liu Kairui sneered again and again, "It's too late to admit defeat now!" The tone was disdainful.

Seeing this scene, Tang fans all pinched a cold sweat for Tang Song.

"This is so unfair, this Liu Kairui must have made preparations, so he almost repeats it. And what about our Tang Tang, do you still need to think? Damn, it's too much of a deception! ”

"No, no! You have to change the subject! ”

"I'm grass, Liu Kairui, do you want to be embarrassed, you can say this kind of thing, can your mother make it?"

"Shameless!"

Shen Meng'er clenched her fists and said indignantly: "Damn, the male god who bullied me has reached this level, fat man, don't stop me, my little universe is about to explode." ”

Xiao Xue raised her eyebrows: "The industry says that this Liu Kairui's character can't be said, it seems that it has reached the point of hopelessness!" ”

Player Mi Qier was angry, pulled her table and kept a distance of more than three meters directly from Liu Kairui.

Seeing Tang Song's look of consternation, Qian Shan couldn't help but speak, "What's the matter, it's not good?" There was a smug look in his eyes.

Liu Kairui cleared his throat and was about to recite the modern poems he had memorized, but at this moment, Tang and Song took the lead:

To the Oak Tree

If I love you-

Never like a climbing flower,

Show off by your high branches;

If I love you-

Never learn from the infatuated birds,

Repeat monotonous songs for the shade;

Nor is it more than a fountain,

……

This is the great love,

Steadfastness is here:

Love-

Not only love your majestic body,

Also love the position you stick to,

The ground under your feet.

This poem "To the Oak Tree" is Shu Ting's famous work, and it is one of the representative works of the Hazy Poetry School, and its status in China on the earth is self-evident.

Without Shu Ting in this world, there would naturally be no such poem.

Everyone was shocked, and they all looked at Tang Song with demonic eyes.

He barely thought and opened his mouth to come.

is also a love poem, the classical poem "Untitled" came out, "The body has no colorful phoenix wings, and the heart has a little understanding", these two sentences have been praised as classics.

And this modern love poem "To the Oak Tree" came out, especially the last sentence:

Love-

Not only love your majestic body,

Also love the position you stick to,

The ground beneath your feet.

It is enough to harvest the hearts of countless girls.

Also with the theme of love, Tang and Song did not think about it, and came as soon as they opened their mouths, whether it was "Untitled" or "To the Oak Tree", they can be called classics among the classics.

Before everyone's jaws were picked up, Tang Song spoke again, with almost no pause in between.

"Oh, Mother"

Oh, Mother,

Your pale fingertips brush my temples,

I can't help but feel like I was a child,

Hold on to the hem of your shirt tightly.

Oh, Mother,

In order to keep your fading figure,

Although the morning light has cut dreams into wisps of smoke,

I still didn't dare to open my eyes for a long time.

Oh, Mother,

……

Oh, Mother,

My sweet and deep nostalgia,

Not a torrent, not a waterfall,

It is a dry well that cannot sing in the shade of flowers and trees.

This song "Oh, Mother" is Shu Ting's masterpiece of missing her mother. On Earth, Tang and Song dynasties also remembered some of Shu Ting's other works because of their love for "To the Oak Tree", and this "Oh, Mother" is one of them.

At this time, Liu Kairui's face was completely green, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and his creative team added up to compare with this demon, which was not even a fart.

Mickey: "......"

Yangtze: "......"

Shen Meng'er: "......"

Xiao Xue: "......"

Male and female two female holders: "......"

The Tang fans regarded the Tang and Song dynasties as god-like existences.

Ran'er, at this moment, Tang Song's voice sounded again.

Dead Water

It's a desperate backwater,

The breeze can't blow the slightest ripple.

It's better to throw more broken copper and iron.

At this time, Tang Song's voice had obviously changed from before, full of dissatisfaction and indignation.

Maybe the copper will be green into jade,

A few peach blossoms rusted out of the tin can;

Remember to weave a layer of Luo Qi greasy,

The mold steamed out some clouds.

Let the stagnant water ferment a ditch of green wine,

Filled with pearl-like foam;

……

It's a desperate backwater,

This is where beauty lies,

It's better to let the ugliness reclaim it,

See what kind of world he makes.

This song "Dead Water" is the masterpiece of Mr. Wen Yiduo. It once appeared in junior high school textbooks, and its impact naturally goes without saying.

When the poem was recited, Tang Song had come to Qianshan unconsciously, and he quickly picked up the water cup with paper towels, and then smashed it on the ground, smashed it, and then left the scene through the side door, leaving everyone with a back.

A seemingly lonely back-

Back-stage director, camera crew.

"Director, it's not good, something is wrong, just now, although I cut off the TV directly just now, but, I forgot to cut off the live web!"

"What?"

When the director heard this, he immediately fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth, and it seemed that he was crazy. Seeing this, the staff hurriedly began to call 120.