Chapter 10: Demons

Escaping will never solve the problem. On the contrary, it complicates the problem.

Similar to this kind of reasoning, when Qian Shan and Wu Ming gave lectures to others, they could not repeat it anymore.

However, at this moment, these two people seem to be evading a problem, that is, to score the song "Untitled" composed by Tang and Song Dynasty.

When the male host saw this scene, he couldn't help but be stunned, he wanted to urge the judges, but he knew how strong the power behind them was, if he annoyed them, he was afraid that he would lose his job, forget it, let's wait.

This male host can afford to wait, but the Tang fans in the audience can't afford to wait.

As the saying goes, if something goes wrong, there must be a demon.

The judges above have been reluctant to score for a long time, there must be ghosts in this.

For a while, Tang fans like Shen Meng'er made a fuss again.

"What's the situation?"

"Judges, teachers, are you all stupid?"

"Okay, if it doesn't work, come down and let me go up."

"Are you blinded by Tang Tang's "Untitled", come down!"

"Come down!"

"Come down!"

When did Qian Shan not get off the stage like this, but what can he do now, he gritted his teeth and had no choice but to raise the score card.

"8 points!"

When all Tang fans saw this score, they immediately protested, in their opinion, it must be a full score, and it is not too much to add ten points. However, the goods actually gave 8 points, could it be said that his brain is a pig's brain?

Wu Ming also brushed the ground and raised the score card.

"8 points!"

Among the ten judges, this Qian Shan and Wu Ming were heavyweights, and when the rest saw this, they also knew it in their hearts and began to give points to each other.

"7 points!"

"8 points!"

“……”

The Tang fans in the audience began to scream. Obviously, these judges are deliberately making it difficult for Tang and Song dynasties, such a good work, and they give such a low score, are we really illiterate as the audience?

Seeing that the Tang fans who supported him in the audience became more and more fierce, a word suddenly appeared in Tang Song's mind.

Step on.

The number of people in this lecture hall has seriously exceeded the standard, and if the current situation continues, it is very likely that there will be a stampede, in which case, Tang and Song will regret it for the rest of their lives.

So, Tang Song spoke.

"Please be quiet, I believe that all of you who have come here are civilized people with quality, and this loud noise and screaming is too embarrassing for you. Besides, everyone has a criterion in their hearts, just like someone likes to eat pork, someone likes to eat mutton, and some people like to eat dog meat, we can't impose our own preferences on others...... So, please calm down and be a civilized person with quality! ”

As soon as Tang Song said this, all Tang fans suddenly quieted down.

"Tang Tang is right, we Tang fans are all high-quality people!"

"That's right, you can't be familiar with those low-quality beasts."

"We're going to let the facts do the talking."

"Let's see what kind of medicine those old foxes sell in their gourds......"

"Everybody sit down!"

"Don't embarrass Tang Tang too much!"

The scene became unusually quiet. And all this is not because of the face of the ten judges, nor because of the two male and female hosts.

It's because, Tang Song!

At this time, Liu Kairui was already out of breath, this kind of appeal, this kind of influence, that is what he dreamed of, but he invested so much money, and in the end, he still fell short, so that this kid succeeded. Liu Kairui, who was originally a small-bellied chicken intestine and used it for himself, how could he not be angry.

Especially when Liu Kairui saw Tang Song sneering at him, he was so angry that he fell directly from the chair, causing countless mocking laughs.

"Host, now it's your turn to come up with the questions!"

was reminded by Tang Song like this, and the male host understood.

"Okay, now for the second question. Since ancient times, the greatest man in the world has been the Mother ......"

Liu Kairui has already made up his mind, this time he will no longer hesitate to give Tang Song a chance, as long as the male host says to start answering, he will immediately raise his hand.

This time, you must grab the limelight.

"Okay, please make a poem in praise of your mother on the theme of mother's love, and the time is still half an hour. Let's start - rush to answer! ”

As soon as the male host grabbed the answer, Tang Song raised his hand directly, and the speed was amazing.

That's right, despite the preparations, Liu Kairui is still one step behind.

"Damn!" Liu Kairui directly burst into foul language.

Qian Shan said secretly: This kid raised his hand again? And so fast?

Wu Ming was secretly surprised: What rhythm, could it be that he wrote poems again?

The Tang fans were about to applaud, but they never thought that Tang and Song had already begun to chant.

The Wanderer's Song

The line in the mother's hand, the wanderer's shirt.

Before leaving, I am afraid that I will return late.

Whoever says an inch is careless, and he will be rewarded with three springs.

This is the masterpiece of the Tang Dynasty poet Meng Jiao, and this world is naturally gone.

In an instant, Tang fans gave a standing ovation again.

Xiao Xue: He was born for poetry.

Shen Meng'er: Too handsome, too handsome......

Mitchie: It's incredible, how did he do it?

Yangtze: My God

The judges are all blushing and have thick necks, this kind of poetry against the sky, it must take thousands of years to give birth to one?

Liu Kairui was so angry that the roots of his teeth itched, but what could he do? Even if he raised his hand one step faster, so what? The poems written by those scum are simply weak.

The three views of the male host have also been completely subverted, especially the female host, who is even more surprised that she doesn't know how to host.

At this time, everyone looked at the ten judges.

The score situation is similar to last time.

Tang Song had already guessed this scene.

Although Tang fans were furious, they quieted down when they thought of Tang Tang's words just now.

Qian Shan had already thought of something, so he immediately took out his mobile phone and quietly sent a text message.

The male host was about to come up with the third question as planned, and the voice of the director team came from the invisible headphones in his ears.

"Temporary change of questions, by the judges and teachers freely out of the question. But it has to be modern poetry! ”

The male host was stunned for two seconds, and then did as the director said.

The Tang fans are not stupid, so they naturally know that this is deliberately making things difficult for Tang Tang.

Looking back, Tang Tang's "Silent Night Thoughts" on the Shixian Network. plus the later "Near Wine", as well as the participating "Jiang Chengzi", and the two "Untitled" and "Wanderer's Yin" just now. These are all classical poems, in other words, Tang and Tang are good at writing ancient poems, and modern poems are weak.

"Damn, are you blind to our audience?"

"Protest, we protest!"

"You're manipulating in the dark?"

"Since it's a poetry competition, why should you divide classical poetry into modern poetry?"

“……”

Seeing that the fans who supported him became irritable again, Tang Song shook his head helplessly, and had to speak again,

"Please be quiet, rest assured, I will do my best. Modern poetry shouldn't be a problem either! ”

Liu Kairui said secretly: Damn, you really think you are the god of poetry, this time, Lao Tzu wants you to fall directly from the sky to the ground.

Immediately, Liu Kairui turned his head and looked at Qian Shan. Qian Shan nodded slightly, and when Liu Kairui saw this, he immediately had confidence in his heart.

Qian Shan said secretly: Small, even if you are good at modern poetry, then, this time, you don't want to be in the limelight again, your play is about to end.

So he cleared his throat and said, "In that case, then I'll do the question." It's too boring to blindly test poetry, it's better to change the form, I don't know if you have an opinion? ”

Tang Song smiled confidently at Qian Shan and replied, what is the matter, does Lao Tzu have a choice?

"Very good, the young man is really bold!" Immediately, Qian Shan's eyes looked at the glass of water on the table, and saw a used paper towel on the corner of the table, and immediately thought about it.

Hmph, this time, you die.

Under the eyes of everyone, Qian Shan held a piece of tissue into a ball and threw it into the water cup accurately.

"What is he going to do?"

"What kind of medicine is sold in this gourd?"

"What's the situation?"

"What did the old guy do with throwing tissues in the water glass?"

"I think he's sick in the head. Eighty percent were kicked by a donkey! ”

Just as there was a lot of discussion below, Qian Shan's voice spread throughout the hall.

"I'll give you three minutes to think, please write an essay of no less than eight hundred words based on what I just did!"

Hearing this, Tang Song smiled.

Damn, this old thing is mocking himself.

However, Tang Song already had the answer in his mind. In China on earth, he admires Han Han very much, especially his famous work "Peeping People in a Cup", which has reached the point of reciting it backwards.

Clearing his throat, Tang Song said word by word to Qian Shan, "Three minutes is too long, and I don't need to write, just say it!" ”

As soon as Tang and Song said this, it can be said that one stone shocked a thousand waves.

There is already a tidal wave of discussion below.

"Okay, huh? This allows the poet to write articles? It's really sweating for Tang Tang. ”

"What's the deal, which community does Qianshan live in, Lao Tzu has to knock on his door tonight."

"It's so unreasonable, it's just too deceitful, it's obviously a poetry competition, and now it's starting to compare articles again."

Liu Kairui secretly gave a thumbs up to Qian Shan, and said secretly in his heart: "This fox is still old and insidious, this is simply amazing!" ”

Mi Qi'er couldn't bear it anymore, so she stood up on the ground and said, "Teacher Qian, I want to ask, what kind of competition is this, is it a poem or an article?" ”

As soon as Mi Qi'er said this, countless Tang fans immediately began to respond.

When the male protagonist saw this, he couldn't help but be surprised. I never thought that at this time, the player Michelle would be on the top? Could it be that she didn't know that the gun shot the first bird?

Shen Meng'er scolded non-stop, and had already rushed towards the rostrum, looking like she was going to fight violently and give Qian Shan two big slaps.

At this point, the scene is out of control, and unless a miracle happens, a tragedy will be born.

At this moment, a voice rang out.

"It's called -- Peep in the Cup."

"What I think of is human nature, especially the inferior roots of the Chinese nation."

At this time, the chaotic scene became quiet, and everyone's eyes were on Tang and Song.

"At the beginning of man, nature is good. It shows that people who have just been born are like this piece of paper, which can be strictly disciplined; When you are new to society, even if it is clear water, you can't help but be like a shy grass leaf......"

"When I wrote this, I suddenly found that the paper had sunk to the bottom of the cup."

There is no Han Han in this world, so naturally there is no article "Peeping People in the Cup". The Tang and Song dynasties opened their mouths to come, but they changed the individual words in it, for example, the cloth in the original text became paper, and the China in the original text became Huaxia......

If the large lecture hall is crowded, the flow of people who can't insert needles is silent at this time. Countless eyes looked at Tang and Song.

Suddenly, I don't know who applauded. Then, the audience applauded.

All the players, except for Liu Kairui, also gave a standing ovation.

The hostess also applauded uncontrollably.

At this time, Qian Shan's expression was like being cuckolded, and the whole person was about to collapse.

This thing is not a man, it is not a man, it is - a demon!

All the judges were stunned, and today they completely understood what it means to have a sky outside the sky and someone outside the world.