Chapter 082: Got You? Fix you!
Seeing that he attracted everyone's attention, Tang Zheng no longer sold Guanzi:
"Ladies and gentlemen, the name of this show is "Understanding You", as the name suggests, what does it mean to understand you?"
"If you want to eat an apple, I'll get you a banana, which doesn't mean I understand you. If you want to eat fried dough sticks, I'll bring you a tofu brain, and if you want to eat dumplings, I'll peel two heads of garlic for you, so I understand you......"
"Whoa!"
Tang Zheng's words caused a lot of applause from the audience:
"Haha, that's so incisive!"
Tang Zheng smiled and waved his hand:
"In short, I know what you think and what you read, and this is what I understand!"
Immediately afterwards, Tang Zheng's face showed a hint of mystery.
Even in his tone, there began to be a mysterious atmosphere:
"Everyone, I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, I, Tang Zheng, don't know magic, but I have a special function-"
Tang Zheng dragged out his voice, and everyone's eyes suddenly attracted him:
"I can see through what you're thinking!"
As soon as this remark came out, "Wow! β
"Really? Can you see through what I'm thinking? β
"Are you a superhero and can you read my mind?"
Offstage, there was a sudden uproar.
But unlike last time, not many people are disagreeing.
Especially after Tang Zheng just showed a magical magic hand, everyone couldn't help but be suspicious of the "magician" Tang Zheng:
"Perhaps, what he said is true?"
"Could it be that he can really understand people's hearts?"
Seeing everyone's suspicious and curious looks, Tang Zheng nodded with satisfaction and smiled mysteriously.
Standing on the stage, once again, Tang Zheng looked at the principal Ye Tianyun:
"Hehe, old rule, this time the principal will cooperate with me."
Ye Tianyun was stunned and dizzy, why did this kid find me again?
However, can the little junior brother really see through people's hearts?
Ye Tianyun was also suspicious, and just about to make a move, Tang Zheng smiled playfully, took the microphone and said:
"Dear Headmaster, I can see through people's hearts, aren't you afraid that I will see your bank card password?"
"Uh, that's ......."
At this time, not only Ye Tianyun, but all the students were stunned:
That's right, what if he can really see through people's hearts and read his bank card password?
Even if you can't read the password and see your biggest secret, that's not good!
Everyone's expressions couldn't help but froze slightly.
Jiang Shan's expression also changed slightly.
Tang Zheng suddenly grinned:
"Haha, forgive me, I made a joke with you again, you sit down first, Principal."
Seeing the principal's confused look, Tang Zheng explained to everyone with a smile:
"Don't worry, I can't see your bank card password, otherwise, I wouldn't have become a billionaire long ago, just stay in front of the ATM every day, waiting to withdraw money-"
Tang Zheng took advantage of the situation to make a funny move to withdraw money.
"Haha, yes......"
The eyes of those present lit up.
Ye Tianyu smiled bitterly and shook his head:
This stinky boy actually made fun of me.
Jiang Shan's expression suddenly relaxed a lot, and then suddenly came to his senses:
"What a great junior!"
Unconsciously, this junior actually controlled the feelings of everyone in the audience. This kind of strong field control ability is simply a must-have for a good host......"
Jiang Shan looked at Tang Zheng's calm and calm appearance from the gap in the curtain, and a trace of curiosity flashed in her eyes.
"Guys, in fact, my superpower is closer to brainwave perception, for example, if you concentrate in your mind and think of a number, I can sense it!"
Just when everyone was curious and expectant, Tang Zheng's voice suddenly raised:
"Then next, would you like to see my mind-reading superpowers?"
"I want to ......!"
"I want to think so much! Bottle warmer, do you choose me? β
The sound of cheers and anticipation instantly filled the entire venue.
Not only the students, but even the leaders in the front row raised the corners of their mouths slightly, infected by this atmosphere:
"This little guy on stage seems to be a little interesting."
Ye Tianyun looked proud:
"Of course."
This kid is our little junior brother......
"Everyone," Tang Zheng said calmly:
"Since today is the welcome party, then I, Tang Zheng, will break a rule, we are ten freshman classes, and each class will send a representative to the stage, and then, I will guess what your number is!"
"Good!"
"Tang Zheng, you're great!"
Tang Zheng's thoughtful gesture immediately won the favor of all the freshmen.
Although the old students are a little unhappy, but there is no way, who let this be the welcome party?
The freshmen are the protagonists.
One after another, ten freshman representatives excitedly jumped on the stage.
They were both male and female, fat and thin, all different.
The only thing they have in common is that their faces are full of anticipation.
"Come, I will count three, two, one, and close your eyes, and remember your numbers in your hearts."
"Threeβ"
The crowd breathed hard.
"Twoβ"
Everyone's eyes widened.
"One!"
Everyone's ears stood up.
I saw Tang Zheng walk up to the first girl and smile slightly:
"Subliminal perception!"
Suddenly, a number appeared in the girl's mind.
"This beautiful girl, the number you think is 9, right?"
"Wow! You really guessed it! β
The girl's eyes widened.
Tang Zheng smiled and walked directly to the second place:
"Your number is 11!"
"Wow, you guessed ......"
"Yours is 3!"
"Yours is 18!"
Tang Zheng almost didn't even hesitate, and quickly continued one by one.
"It's all right!"
Almost all of the freshman delegates looked incredulous.
When Tang Zheng walked in front of the last girl, he couldn't help but be stunned, and touched the tip of his nose with a wry smile:
"Well, this beautiful girl, do you have a grudge against me?"
The girl tilted her head playfully and said with a smile:
"There is no hatred. Just guess my number. β
Her face flashed with a ghostly look.
Tang Zheng smiled, turned to face the audience, and asked a question that couldn't be beaten with eight poles:
"Ladies and gentlemen, if you like this female classmate, you have to prick up your ears and hear clearly......
"Huh? If you like that girl, you have to listen clearly? β
"What do you mean?"
I saw Tang Zheng put the microphone to his mouth, not reading out a simple number, but a long series of numbers:
β392426199108070956οΌβ
"Damn, that's a long string of numbers?"
The audience was slightly quiet, and then suddenly boiled:
"This is the ID number!"
"It must be the girl's, haha, the girl revealed her birthday."
"If you want to chase this girl's luck, hurry up and keep her birth diary!"
A few boys who were interested in girls immediately looked at Tang Zheng gratefully and gave him a thumbs up.
Sure enough, the girl made a voice of disbelief:
"Oh my God, you really guessed my ID number?"
Tang Zheng looked bitter and cried with the microphone:
"Girl, you want such a series of numbers, you want to exhaust me, my superpower is about to be consumed by you......"
"Hahaha!"
The audience laughed.
The ten classmates were all guessed and walked off the stage satisfied.
Tang Zheng's eyes rolled, but his gaze fell on the leaders.
To tell the truth, these leaders with money and power in their hands are the real goals of his Yubao Zhai advertisement:
"Leaders, I wonder if you want to experience mind reading?"
People are curious, and the leaders have long been interested in Tang Zheng's "mind reading".
It's just that because of their age and identity, they are embarrassed to play like their classmates.
At this moment, since Tang Zheng asked them so intimately, all the leaders couldn't help but be happy in their hearts, and smiled and cooperated:
"Wow."
"We old guys, we want to see if you have real skills."
The leaders in the front row silently thought of a number.
But without exception, all of them were guessed by Tang Zheng.
The leaders have all seen the wind and waves, but when they saw such a magical scene, even if they were as determined as they were, they couldn't help but applaud.
At this time, Tang Zheng's identity as a "master of mind reading" seems to be completely confirmed.
"No! We are not convinced! Our old students are going to go too! β
"Yes, choose a few representatives from our old students!"
A group of hot-eyed old students finally didn't get convinced, and they wanted to go on stage to experience it.
Tang Zheng couldn't help but smile bitterly:
"Well, considering the next performance time of the party, let's send two representatives."
"May I come?"
As soon as the curtain was pulled, an elegant figure slowly walked onto the performance stage.
The eyes of the old students suddenly lit up:
"It's her, it's Hua Jiangshan!"
"The most beautiful goddess in the law department!"
Jiang Shan's face had a decent and elegant smile, but Tang Zheng could see the curious and unconvinced look in her eyes.
Tang Zheng couldn't help laughing, and said with a microphone:
"It seems that this big beauty is not convinced, I heard the audience call you a goddess, I haven't seen the mind of the goddess."
Jiang Shan took the microphone, smiled very typhoonly, and said:
"Then you can try. I thought to myself, see if you can guess it. β
As she spoke, Jiang Shan closed her eyes.
Tang Zheng looked at it with "subconscious perception", and his eyes flickered suddenly.
A hint of "mischief" flashed in his eyes, and Tang Zheng smiled and said:
"Goddess Jiang Shan, I guess the number you think is 88, right?"
Everyone looked at Jiang Shan expectantly, but they didn't notice that Jiang Shan's eyes quickly crossed a touch of disappointment, and then nodded, and said in a stiff tone:
"You're amazing, I thought...... It's really 88. β
Looking at Tang Zheng, Jiang Shan was still smiling.
However, my heart is full of a kind of loss and anger that has been deceived:
What she was thinking about just now was not a number at all! It's a poem!
But Tang Zheng didn't guess it!
"It turned out to be a lie." Jiang Shan felt that she would never believe in magic again.
Because what she hates most is deception and deception!
Just when Jiang Shan looked lonely and turned around to step down:
"Stop!"
Tang Zheng shouted loudly, and Jiang Shan paused.
People's expressions were also stunned:
Tang Zheng told the goddess to stop?
What happened?
I only heard Tang Zheng say with the microphone:
"Goddess Jiang Shan, you are dishonest."
"Huh?"
"You lied!"
Tang Zheng's voice spread throughout the audience, and it was boiling:
"Did the goddess lie? What do you mean? β
Tang Zheng smiled and slowly said to everyone:
"At first, you said that Jiang Shan was a goddess, but in fact, I refused. Because you can't say she's a goddess, she's ......."
"Damn, don't play jokes at this time, big brother, you're not Jackie Chan, tell me why the goddess is lying!"
Tang Zheng glanced at Jiang Shan and said with a smile:
"I have always felt that a real goddess should not only have outstanding appearance, but also have the virtue of kindness, at first, I thought that Jiang Shan only had the former, but now I know that she is really a kind goddess."
Tang Zheng's voice suddenly doubled:
"Dear students! You don't know, what Goddess Jiang Shan was thinking about just now is actually not a number at all, so what I said about 88 is completely wrong. But for the sake of the show, Goddess Jiang Shan did not expose me, but cooperated with me very kindly and told a white lie to everyone! β
Jiang Shan's eyes flickered slightly:
"What is he going to do? Why debunk? β
"Goddess Jiang Shan, just let me read out the beautiful poem in your heart, okay?"
Tang Zheng smiled and looked at this kind and elegant goddess gently.
Jiang Shan's pupils couldn't help but dilate slightly.
At this time, her little head finally figured it out, since Tang Zheng knew that she was not thinking about numbers, how could she not know what she was really thinking?
Jiang Shan's eyes flashed with a snowy light, stared at Tang Zheng, and nodded vigorously.
So, a beautiful poem poured out:
"Clouds want clothes, flowers want to look...... The spring breeze blows Revlon. β
Jiang Shan's eyes flashed suddenly, staring at Tang Zheng.
Tang Zheng smiled:
"If it weren't for the Jade Mountain, I would meet under the moon in Yaotai...... Well, it's a beautiful poem. It seems that Senior Sister Jiang Shan is not only a goddess, but also a talented woman. β
At this moment, listening to Tang Zheng's praise, Jiang Shan's heart was beating rapidly.
For some reason, she felt the urge to cry.
It turns out that he is not a liar, it turns out, it turns out, he is really a master of mind reading!
At this moment, Tang Zheng's free and easy smile couldn't help but be imprinted into Jiang Shan's heart.
And Tang Zheng and Jiang Shan, the two beautiful people, one is mysterious and the other is both moral and beautiful, and immediately won everyone's warm applause:
"Wonderful!"
"It's wonderful!"
"Together, ...... together" some classmates made trouble unkindly.
At this moment, a discordant voice suddenly sounded:
"I'm not convinced!"
Yue Ran, who had a gloomy face, didn't wait for Tang Zheng to agree, and ran onto the stage:
"Tang Zheng! I don't believe you can guess what's in my heart, I'm going to challenge you! β
"Oh? You challenge me? β
The audience couldn't help but speak:
"Who is this man? Halfway out to stir up the situation? β
"This person seems to be the man of the year in the last session of Jiang University, Yue Ran."
"Damn, is this the virtue of the man of the hour? So rude! β
On the stage, Yue Ran looked jealous, and said in a hoarse voice:
"Tang Zheng, I don't want numbers this time, you have the ability to guess what I think in my heart. You guessed it, I'll take you!
"Oh?"
Tang Zheng's eyes flashed.
Yue Ran, this thing, if you don't die, you won't die.
Originally, the master was too lazy to take care of you now, but now it's good, you sent it to the door yourself.
Since you are looking for abuse yourself, then the master is welcome!
The corners of Tang Zheng's mouth showed a mischievous smile, Jiang Shan next to him happened to see it, Tang Zheng immediately winked at her, and then said with a microphone:
"Okay, Yue Ran, I accept your challenge, let's start."
Yue Ran closed his eyes and said, "Guess." β
"You're thinking of Hero Ink, right?"
Yue Ran's eyes widened suddenly:
"Impossible! Did you really guess that? β
The audience applauded:
"Yue Ran, get down!"
"Damn, Tang Zheng has already proven himself well, just you are there to contradict it!"
Yue Ran was not convinced, closed his eyes, "Come again!" β
This time, a trace of coldness flashed in Tang Zheng's eyes.
This Yue Ran, he was too lazy to take care of him, but he repeatedly asked for his own trouble.
This welcome party pushed himself unprepared to the stage.
Fortunately, thanks to his wit, he relied on Gu worms to make a magic show, otherwise, he would be a big ugly person.
"If you want me to be ugly, then the young master will let you show off your foreign appearance today!"
As soon as his mind moved, Tang Zheng seemed to see through Yue Ran's thoughts, and an exaggerated expression appeared on his face:
"Wow! Senior Yue Ran, even if you want to increase the difficulty for me, you don't need to do this, right? β
"Haha, you didn't expect that, did you? Say, what do I think? β
Yue Ran was overjoyed, thinking that Tang Zheng couldn't see through himself.
Who knows, Tang Zheng shouted loudly:
"Oh my God! Ladies and gentlemen, you would never have imagined that Senior Yue Ran was actually thinking of a pair of pink panties in his heart, lace-edged, hollowed-out, and it seemed to be still interesting......"
"Poof!"
Yue Ran was about to vomit blood.
The students in the audience burst into laughter.
Tang Zheng's expression changed again:
"Oops! Senior Yue Ran's mind changed again, and this time it actually became chest zhao, belly dou, silk wa...... Ouch, I'll go, senior, why do you keep thinking about things for women? It's so obscene. β
Tang Zheng, a bad guy, said while quietly looking at Jiang Shan with his eyes.
Jiang Shan was so angry that her face flushed:
What do you think I'm doing? He didn't think about me. This Tang Zheng is simply too bad......
Tang Zheng's exaggerated movements and funny tone made everyone laugh.
"No, no! I didn't think about that! β
Yue Ran's face turned red, and he hurriedly waved his hand to explain.
But how can everyone bother to pay attention to him?
"Ouch, I'll go, this Tang Zheng is so interesting."
"This person named Yue Ran, he won't really think about this, right? It's too obscene, too. β
"It's still a popular figure, just call it an obscene character!"
The leaders in the front row couldn't help but feel a little disgusted when they looked at Yue Ran. Tang Zheng's mind reading skills, they have been taught, and one reading is accurate.
Since Tang Zheng "read" those things, he will never make mistakes, Yue Ran must be thinking about that!
The unlucky Yue Ran was stunned on the stage crying and mournful, speechless.
failed to challenge Tang Zheng, but was beaten hard by Tang Zheng.
Now, he's yellow mud falling into the crotch of his pants - it's not, it's......