Chapter 081: Forced to Stage!
“…… The welcome party has officially begun! ”
After reporting for the first program, Yue Ran and Jiang Shan slowly walked to the stage.
Jiang Shan's elegant and intellectual face had her usual calmness.
With an indifferent gaze, sweeping over Yue Ran's face and looking at his gloomy look, Jiang Shan suddenly frowned:
"Yue Ran, what's wrong with you?"
"Nothing."
Yue Ran said coldly.
"Nothing? You don't look like anything. ”
Jiang Shan smiled slightly and sat down beside him elegantly:
"Yue Ran, you still have a show to perform in a while, and you have to keep your mood relaxed. Tell me about any troubles......
Originally, Yue Ran was holding back an evil fire in his heart, but after her teasing, he thought of Tang Zheng again, and suddenly couldn't hold it back:
"Tell me, talk about it! It's not all because of you, just looking at the venue, a broken venue, what's so good about TM! Don't you know to pay attention to me, Lao Tzu has been chasing you for four and a half years, and you don't give a response at all, what do you think of Lao Tzu? ”
The yelling shocked Jiang Shan.
Yue Ran has always been gentle and polite in front of her.
She never thought that Yue Ran would have such a twisted time.
It's terrifying, it turns out that when Yue Ran was angry, it was so terrifying!
It turns out that he was good to me before, was it all pretended? His only purpose, just to chase me down?
Originally, Jiang Shan thought that Yue Ran would never give up, chased him for several years, and really liked herself, but now it seems that Jiang Shan is confused:
"Does he really love me?"
"Does he really want to protect me for the rest of my life, or does he just want to chase me down and play with me?"
Around, a series of surprised eyes came.
In front of so many people, being yelled at for no reason, replaced by anyone, will feel faceless, angry, and even walk away.
But the good cultivation of the family, as well as the sense of responsibility that could not leave behind this party, prompted Jiang Shan to temporarily suppress the anger in her heart.
Not only did she not get angry, but she was patient and comforted Yue Ran:
"Yue Ran, you have to sing on stage in a while, this is your best song, and it is also the most exciting show of this party, don't let the audience who is expecting you down......"
After getting angry, Yue Ran regretted it, and now Jiang Shan's voice calmed him down:
"Jiang Shan, don't leave me, forgive me, I didn't mean to, I just ......"
He knows Jiang Shan too well, Jiang Shan is a person who knows how to measure herself, and the more she speaks to you, the more she means that she is farther away from you.
In the four years of pursuit, Jiang Shan only coquettishly hated him twice, but that beautiful and moving appearance made Yue Ran unforgettable for the rest of his life.
But now, Jiang Shan's words were not only indifferent, but also a little colder.
She's leaving herself!
Looking at Jiang Shan's back as he resolutely walked away, Yue Ran clenched his fists:
"Tang Zheng! It's all your fault! If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be angry! If it weren't for you, Jiang Shan wouldn't have left me! ”
"This time, I'm going to make a fool of you! I'm going to make you look good in the whole school! ”
Yue Ran's gloomy gaze flickered, and finally landed on the program list in his hand......
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk, "I am a male god, who am I afraid of", the performer ......"
Jiang Shan finished reporting the curtain and calmly walked backstage.
When she passed by Yue Ran's side, she said coldly:
"It's time for you to report the curtain next."
Jiang Shan walked away elegantly, smelling the faint fragrance she left behind, Yue Ran's eyes were full of resentment:
"Tang Zheng! You're dead! ”
In the second row of the audience, Tang Zheng and his dormitory brothers were laughing and enjoying the cross talk.
This cross talk performance is too funny, it's about a boy who thinks he is a male god, but he sings out of tune, tells jokes and no one laughs, and thinks he is handsome and invincible in the world.
"Oh, I'm going to die, it's ridiculous. This buddy's singing is too strict. ”
Wang Ao complained twice, and Tang Zheng laughed:
"Is this still strict? That's because you haven't heard me sing, I can run to the Himalayas in tune! ”
"Hahaha, if you are allowed to sing on stage, you will be miserable......"
As he was talking, the show was over, Yue Ran pretended to smile and walked onto the stage:
"This cross talk is very exciting, haha, next, let everyone enjoy a song......"
In the audience, Jiang Shan's brows suddenly furrowed:
"The next show on the program list is a dance, why did he say it wrong?"
"The name of the song is "I understand you"! Singer, Level 10 Class 4, Tang Zheng! ”
Yue Ran laughed and slowly walked off the stage.
"Ouch Tang Zheng, there is also a person with the same name as you, who actually sings songs, I don't know if it's out of tune?"
Wang Ao said casually.
Zhao Long looked at the fool's expression:
"What ears do you have, didn't you hear, level 10 class four, how many Tang Zheng are in our class?"
Wang Ao's eyes widened:
"Damn, Tang Zheng, aren't you singing out of tune, why did you still sign up for the show?"
Tang Zheng's face was gloomy, and his face was about to drip water.
"I didn't report the show, and I didn't participate in this party at all."
After Tang Zheng finished speaking, Wang Ao and the others immediately understood:
"Say! It must be Yue Ran's bastard! He wants to make a fool of you! ”
"It's too ruthless, Yue Ran is deliberate!"
Tang Zheng's eyes lit up, and he sneered:
"Yue Ran, I was too lazy to provoke you, but you attacked me instead? Yes! ”
"What about Tang Zheng? Please Tang Zheng to play! ”
On the performance stage, there was a sound of urging.
Tang Zheng thought about it quickly, and slowly walked onto the stage from the audience.
The moment he took the stage, Tang Zheng's face was gloomy, and he adjusted to be calm.
took the microphone handed by Yue Ran, and the other party's sinister smile came into view.
"You'll regret it!" Tang Zheng said silently.
Turning around and facing the audience, Tang Zheng smiled:
"In this show, I will bring you a song, and the name of the song is "Understand You".
The audience looked bored:
"Hmm, you know? It's an old song, isn't it? ”
"Yes, I remember that it seems to be sung by the old singer Man Wenjun, and there are still people singing this old-fashioned song these years?"
The discussion buzzed, but Tang Zheng smiled indifferently:
"Guys, you have to be mentally prepared......
"Huh? Mentally prepared? What do you mean? ”
"What psychological preparation do you have to make when listening to songs?"
Everyone couldn't help but be aroused.
Wang Ao and Zhao Long looked unbearable to watch, angry and anxious in their hearts:
"Zhengzi, you must hold on!"
"Get through this time, the brothers will definitely avenge you!"
I saw that on the stage, Tang Zheng put the microphone to his mouth and began to sing:
"You leave quietly, step by step with a lonely back......"
As soon as Tang Zheng opened his mouth, his mouth suddenly burst into flames:
"Hahahaha!"
The audience laughed, and everyone knelt down for Tang Zheng:
"I'll go! You've got to run to the Himalayas! ”
"Is there a mistake, this guy is too messy, the five tones are incomplete!"
In the midst of laughter, Yue Ran's gloomy face was full of surprise:
"Haha, this garbage turned out to be a five-tone imperfection! What an unexpected bonus! ”
Originally, Yue Ran didn't know that Tang Zheng was singing out of tune, what he originally thought was to catch Tang Zheng off guard and let him sing ugly on stage.
However, Yue Ran followed Tang Zheng on the stage, exerting his perfect singing skills and setting off Tang Zheng more and more like a clown.
Who knows, there is no need for him Yue Ran to set off, Tang Zheng directly sang like a piece of.
"Hahaha!"
Yue Ran couldn't help laughing, but next to him, Jiang Shan snorted disdainfully:
"Humph, despicable!"
Jiang Shan Bingxue was smart, so she naturally saw that Yue Ran was communiquing her personal vendetta and making Tang Zheng make a fool of herself.
If before, Jiang Shan couldn't bear to completely cut off relations with him for the sake of Yue Ran's insistence on pursuing him for four years, but now seeing his despicable and shameless side, Jiang Shan was completely disappointed in him and no longer had the slightest thought......
On the stage, Tang Zheng was still singing persistently, running out of tune and running so out of tune that eighteen cows couldn't pull it back:
"Flowers bloom quietly...... In the night when I suddenly miss you......"
There was a commotion in the audience, and everyone laughed:
"Hahaha, this guy is so powerful, he can still perform on stage when he sings so badly?"
"I don't think he's singing, he's here to perform a sketch, right?"
At this moment, the singing came to an abrupt end.
"Hey, why don't you sing? Just sang the beginning, wow? ”
Almost everyone's eyes were all looking at the performance stage, full of doubts.
"Hehe, you also said just now, singing so badly and performing on stage, it's a sketch, right?"
"That's right, I'm not here to sing, don't you see that my singing is rotten like this, doesn't it ruin your ears?"
Tang Zheng smiled and said humorously:
"Just now, it was just a joke that I played with the host. Actually, my real show is magic! ”
"Isn't it singing, how did it become magic?"
"This guy is so funny, and I guess the magic trick performed is also wonderful......"
Everyone was curious about Tang Zheng and looked forward to his magic show.
But seeing that Tang Zheng was not in a hurry or impatient, he said slowly:
"Ladies and gentlemen, the name of the show is "Understanding You", which is the same as the name of a song. I'm not afraid of everyone's jokes, I used to think it was a love song, but later I learned that this is a song that celebrates great maternal love. ”
Everyone listened patiently to Tang Zheng's introduction, but at this time, Tang Zheng smiled, and his voice changed:
"Speaking of maternal love, why don't I perform magic tricks, and I'll sing a song "Mother" to everyone, right?"
"Boom!"
The audience burst into laughter and boiled all at once:
"I'll go! Running out of tune like this, you still dare to sing? ”
"That's right, Tang Zheng, you think too much, let's perform your magic honestly."
"Hahaha!"
The actors backstage were even amused:
"Who found such a living treasure, it's too capable."
"Poof", even Jiang Shan, who has always been elegant, couldn't help laughing.
In the laughter, there is happiness and a hint of appreciation.
She keenly noticed that Tang Zheng on the stage, in a few words, actually mobilized the feelings of the audience......
On the stage, Tang Zheng smiled and said:
"Before performing the real magic trick, in order to make up for the pollution of your ears by my Tang Zheng, I will perform a little magic trick for you first."
"The magic content is simple!"
Tang Zheng was concise:
"Any audience in the audience, you can pick up a small thing around you, hold it in the palm of your hand, and don't show it to me. In five seconds, I can guess what's in your hands! ”
"Huh? Really? ”
"Isn't it, is it that powerful?"
Everyone was puzzled, and even many people suspected that it was fake:
"It must be childcare! Fake, no fun! ”
"Yes, it must be To!"
Tang Zheng had expected this, and smiled calmly:
"Okay, in order to prevent everyone from saying that I am To, I will throw this mineral bottle off the stage casually, and whoever is thrown will cooperate with me......"
"Forget it, in order to avoid everyone saying that the person I threw it at is also a trust, it is better to let the principal throw it! You don't believe that the principal also trusts me, right? ”
Principal Ye Tianyun, as a result of Tang Zheng's bottle, said secretly:
"Can you do it?"
Tang Zheng blinked and made an OK gesture.
"Brush."
The bottle chose a girl.
Tang Zheng stood on the stage and said confidently:
"This female classmate, I guess you have a hairpin in your hand."
The female classmate opened her hand with a smile, only to see a plum kernel lying quietly in her hand.
Suddenly, the audience burst into laughter:
"You guessed wrong, it's not a hairpin, it's a plum core!"
"Wow! The master magician is screwed! ”
Tang Zheng smiled:
"Hourglass God Gu, go back five seconds!"
"Brush!" The outlook changed.
The audience was holding their breath, waiting for Tang Zheng to say the answer.
Tang Zheng smiled, pretending to be a ghost, and suddenly, he pointed at the girl:
"In the palm of your hand, there is a plum kernel!"
The girl's eyes widened all of a sudden, and her mouth exclaimed:
"Do you really know?"
She couldn't wait to open her hand and hold up the plum kernel that was no more conspicuous.
Suddenly, the audience exclaimed:
"Oh my God, that's amazing!"
"I really guessed it!"
The second collaborator, also chosen, was a boy with a surprised face.
"Humph! He must be a fake! Look at how I demolish him! ”
He swore with a sworn face, looking for something from his backpack that fits.
Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he smiled obscenely:
"Hehe, take one of this, see if you can guess it."
I saw that he was mysterious, holding a thing tightly in the palm of his hand, and he was vigilant to see if anyone was peeking.
Then, he looked at Tang Zheng with a provocative expression:
"Hey, guess what."
After using the Hourglass Divine Gu, Tang Zheng was stunned for a moment, and then smiled bitterly:
"This classmate, you are not kind, what do you want me to say about this."
The boy's face was triumphant:
"If there's anything you can't guess, you can guess if you have the ability."
At this time, Jiang Shan frowned.
She keenly heard that Tang Zheng was saying "I don't know how to say it", not "how to guess".
In other words, he actually guessed what was in the palm of the boy's hand, but it was difficult to say.
Is there anything he can't say?
"Otherwise, you change things, I'll guess again."
Tang Zheng said.
The boy looked resolute:
"I don't! Don't you have the ability, then you can guess, if you can't guess, you are just pretending to be a ghost! ”
The other party's aggressive tone made Tang Zheng smile on his face, Hmph Since you are not afraid of being embarrassed, then I will say it.
"In the palm of your hand, it's an unused red ultra-thin Durex!"
"Whoa......!"
The audience was full of people, and suddenly boiled, and everyone's eyes flew towards the boys.
When they saw the pink thing in the palm of the stunned boy's hand, everyone was shocked.
Some girls were ashamed and shocked, and even Jiang Shan blushed slightly, peeking curiously at Tang Zheng from behind the curtain.
At this time, I saw Tang Zheng smiling indifferently, like a master:
"Everyone, this is just a small magic trick, and the next thing to show you is the real magic trick!"
Everyone's hearts suddenly rose:
"Such a wonderful magic trick, or is it just a small magic trick? Then the official magic trick that followed, how amazing it was! ”
[Author's digression]: Thank you for the big reward :)