36. Self-help nemesis
Tang Xiaoshi looked at everyone in confusion and asked weakly, "What happened?" β
* Swing the threesome petrified at the same time, and after two minutes, the three of them turn around at the same time and come together, "Scissors, Scissors, Paper"
Huang Liang ran over and touched Tang Xiaoshi's head with a sad face, there was no fever, "Brother Shi, we know that we are wrong, don't play with us, we don't know Taishan, you don't remember the villain, treat us as farts, let it go", Wang Cong'an and Xu Mu nodded like chickens pecking rice in the back.
"What's wrong with you? Did we win or lose? β
"Isn't it, you just made a big show of might, the wind and clouds changed color and the world was dark, people blocked and killed Buddhas, did you forget"?
"No, I was hit by Li Guoqiang, and then I didn't know anything"
It's really fake, *The trio still didn't believe it, Huang Liang said in a trembling voice, "Are you sure you don't remember what happened just now"?
"En" Tang Xiaoshi coughed violently, and his chest ached faintly, Li Guoqiang's collision was too fierce.
* The swinging trio turned around again, Xu Mu said: "As far as I know, some people's hearts are twisted to a certain level when they will show themselves in all kinds of unbelievable behaviors, it is obvious that Tang Xiaoshi is a master, but he doesn't like to be a master, you look at the injuries on his face, new injuries and old scars, who can beat him with his skills, with my analysis, he is likely to have serious masochistic tendencies, so we have to satisfy his habit of being abused, despised and bullied all the time, so as to please him, It is said that he is likely to be the young master of the generation of Shengtang Group, hehe, you can have a good relationship with him, and you can all understand the benefits in the future" Therefore, Xu Mu concluded: "For our future and future, let's ravage him!" β
Rock, scissors, paper, and the unlucky one is still yellow. Huang Liang thought depressedly, why is it me every time! Xu Mu Wang Cong'an thought strangely, and we also wondered, why did Huang Liang go out every time?
Huang Liang plucked up his courage, slapped Tang Xiaoshi's thin shoulder, and imitated the tone he usually spoke to Tang Xiaoshi in a trembling voice: "You hillbilly, an idiot and mentally retarded, Lao Tzu taught you to be virtuous in basketball for many days, what a fucking waste of Lao Tzu's time, go, buy 3 bottles of soda for my master."
Tang Xiaoshi was staggered, startled, and said weakly: "I've worked hard, besides, didn't you just say that we won the game?" I don't have the money to buy you sodas."
* The swinging trio looked at each other and smiled, sure enough, this Tang Xiaoshi is really the legendary unmasochistic and uncomfortable sky, hehe, it's okay now, as long as it's not too excessive, he can satisfy this hobby at any time.
Huang Liang sneered: "Hmph, we can win without losing me, forget it, you know that I have never been famous, you remember to help me wash my jersey and socks at night." β
Xu Mu and Wang Cong'an were not to be left behind: "There are still ours, and from today on, you will cover all the changes of clothes for the three of us, hehe, rest assured that we will not treat you badly."
Tang Xiaoshi said angrily: "Why? β
"Hehe, with our taller and more handsome than you, are you satisfied with this answer?" *Swing trio smirked* over, but inadvertently got very close, each other could hear each other's heartbeat, this Tang Xiaoshi turned his face in case he turned his face, it was not a joke, he couldn't really fight, but to * really, whether to fight or not, this is a problem?
Xu Mu's phone rang suddenly, and the *swing trio wiped their sweat at the same time, is it easy for opportunistic people? While trying to satisfy Tang Xiaoshi's perverted hobby, he didn't dare to really do anything with him, thanks to this call, help. As soon as he picked it up, it was actually Tian Kai's, and the four-eyed Tian Ji said in his most obscene voice: "Brothers, fulfill my previous promise, invite my buddies to a buffet of 98 yuan in the evening, and come to the school gate quickly", but his voice seemed to tremble, as if he was pointed at with a knife.
Tian Kai was really pointed at with a knife, * When the trio came to the school gate with Tang Xiaoshi, they saw Tian Kai squatting on the ground dejectedly, Ye Qiu straddled the motorcycle and stopped beside it, and trimmed his nails with a nail clipper in his hand, and pointed at Tian Kai with a nail clipper while repairing and said: "Run, why don't you run, didn't I see you running happily just now?" Why don't you just have a meal, you have said it, I am afraid that everyone will not give you face, I will organize, I believe everyone will come, are you shrunk like an ostrich? I said that I won the ball and invited my brothers to dinner, and now I want to run, it's not so easy, I'm calling it the way of heaven, robbing the rich and helping the poor."
Wang Cong'an took out Huang Jingnan from his pocket, and scattered one person and one finger, Tang Xiaoshi didn't answer it, Tian Kai wanted to pick up Wang Cong'an and ignored it directly, saying that this bag was still searched by Wang Cong'an from Tian Kai, and he actually smoked for a week, which shows that these children are really not full old smokers, and there is still the possibility of saving.
Ye Qiu took a puff of cigarette and said leisurely: "Wait a minute, there is another person!" β
Who are you waiting for? The others wondered for a while, counting the six members of the new team member Tang Xiaoshi, the other students were not willing to get too close to a few of them for some reason, who else would come?
Before the words fell, a red motorcycle came galloping, a beautiful drifting tail flick, stopped on the edge of Ye Qiu with a rattle, the rider took off his helmet, smiling like a flower, it was actually Duanmu Ting.
Duanmuting changed into a pair of jeans, wore a small red leather coat, held her waist well, her long legs were tempting, her hair was tied back of her head, her eyebrows looked heroic, youthful and moving, and she said with a smile: "Tian Kai, you won't suggest me one more rubbing rice, right?" β
Although others were also amazed by Duanmu Ting's movingness, they were not used to it, Tang Xiaoshi's heart was faintly sour for no reason, it turned out that she, quiet as water, gentle as a dream, still has such a side, but this side has never bloomed in front of him.
Tian Kai smiled all over his face: "Of course I don't mind, it's really a contemptible honor to be able to give face to the school flower!" β
Ye Qiuqi said: "Then what are you running, I just saw that something was wrong with you as soon as the game ended, and you said that you wanted to go to the toilet just after taking the photo, and you wanted to pee, right?" Hehe, why was it blocked by me at the school gate? β
Tian Kai was speechless, but Huang Liang said loudly: "I mind", seeing the murderous eyes cast by others, he explained: "Duanmu, you only have Ye Qiu in your eyes, and it is not suitable for a few of us to be light bulbs, or you can call a few more beauties, Wu Mingyue, Sun Lin, Maggie Cheung and that Xu Jiajia"
The wolves applauded, Duanmu took out his small mobile phone and began to make calls, the air was filled with a youthful and lively atmosphere, everyone was smiling, and even Tang Xiaoshi, who had always been wooden, had a smile on his face.
The only pain is Tian Kai, one person is 98, two people are 196, three people are .........., you are not bloodletting, you are really pumping my blood with a water pump!
Tangyi is not big, 98 yuan self-help is only two, Triumph and Lihao, everyone discussed and decided to go to Triumph, the reason is that they really need to use a joyful feast to celebrate the rare victory in the basketball game, the soldiers who returned triumphantly once again defended the honor of the ninth class, the myth of undefeated, the only difference is that this time the protagonist is not surnamed Ye.
The self-service of 98 yuan is really a qualitative leap from 38 yuan, at least the rows of mutton and prawns are genuine and fresh, and the drinks are bottled rather than the kind of syrup and tap water mixed with things, probably the relationship of time, four o'clock in the afternoon, there are not many people in the triumph hall, everyone is divided into two tables to sit down, just met the boss of triumph to go out to do business, the boss surname is Ma, and when the boss Ma came back from his errands, it was about 9 o'clock, as soon as he entered the hall, he froze, and stayed there.
The men were still there, and the mountains of plates in front of them proved that they had been eating, for more than five hours, and there was no sign of being full.
The fat man among them, who is 1.85 tall and weighs 300, holds a bottle of beer in his left hand and two chicken legs in his right hand.
The thin man next to him, the one wearing sunglasses, also showed combat effectiveness that was extremely inconsistent with his size, buried his head directly in a large bucket of ice cream, and said vaguely in his mouth: "Eating spicy lobster just now is too spicy, eat some ice cream to cool down."
There is also a guy with long hands and long legs and long neck who seems to be better than the long food such as duck neck bullwhip in the store, with a duck neck in his left hand and a bullwhip in his left hand, and a cigarette in his mouth, oh my God, and said with a stupid smile: "I ate fast just now, smoke a cigarette and take a break."
A small man with glasses, holding a huge dinner plate, said to a child wearing a blue vest next to him who looked very dirty: "Eat buffet, if you want to eat back the cost, you must be like me, only eat expensive, do not choose the right one, you see my plate, prawns, crabs, scallops, cod are the more expensive kind, this kind of eating, in order to reflect my aristocratic status and really eat value for money." β
The only thing that is pleasing to the eye is the handsome young man with long hair, elegantly clinking glasses with a beautiful woman, oh, no, what is in his cup is, wine, God, there is no wine in the buffet in Triumph, the only possibility, the bottle he drank was the only bottle of 82-year-old Bordeaux in Quantangyi that he was reluctant to drink when he put it in the center of the hall to decorate the faΓ§ade, and Boss Ma fainted directly.
When Tang Xiaoshi and they were eating, a middle-aged man with glasses came over, his hair and face were wet, and he didn't know whether it was sweat or water, and said with a far-fetched smile: "Excuse me, I am the boss of Kaixuan, it is my honor for you to come to Kaixuan, in order to express my deep respect for you, I will give each of the handsome guys and beauties here a VIP gold card of Lihao." In the future, you can go and eat on the other side! Please".
Tang Xiaoshi didn't notice it at all, a lewd figure outside Kaixuan kept watching them, and then took out his mobile phone and dialed a number and said, "Brother Duan, I found the 16th that Ah Kun said."