37. Tattoos
The well-fed men and women broke up outside the Triumph, although Duanmu looked at Ye Qiu a little sadly under the street lamp, but Ye Qiu deliberately turned his head to look at a huge billboard not far away - there is a leisure center, in the current society, the bathhouse has been renamed the leisure center, and the price has also risen indiscriminately, Ye Qiu thought for a while and said: "Duanmu, you go back first, we men will take a bath in a while"
Duanmu looked at Ye Qiu deeply, but did not speak, turned his head and left, his thin back looked very lonely under the street lamp.
* The swinging trio immediately got rid of the fake drunk situation, and when they heard that the leisure center suddenly had a red light, Tian Kai tried hard to help Tang Xiaoshi, who was drunk with beer, and said: "It's okay to go, but I'll explain first, I'll give you the bath money, and the prostitution money will pay for yourself" I thought to myself, anyway, I was already pumping blood with a water pipe, and I didn't care about this little bucket, as long as a few of them weren't dragged to the private room by the female staff inside, they could also have a good reputation, When it comes to a certain year, a certain month, and a certain day, he is a big official, and he is righteous and squandering money, inviting his brothers to eat, bathe, and relax.
This is the first time Tang Xiaoshi entered such a high-end leisure center, it was rare to enter the bathroom once in the countryside before, and only went to the only bathhouse in the town with his classmates during the New Year's festival to take a bath, there were many people like dumplings, and only once a day to change the water, and the people who went later will find that the water is milky white, and the pool does not stop floating with flocculent unknown objects, the environment is dirty and messy, it is like a hell on earth, until one day a year later, Tang Xiaoshi entered a bathroom in Chengqiao Town, ten miles away from the county seat, blurted out: "Oh, boss, you still have a branch here"! It dawned on me that there is no dirtiest in this world, only dirtier.
It's a pity that Tang Xiaoshi drank too much this time, Triumph's beer was free, Tang Xiaoshi was reluctant to drink it at first, but he couldn't control the flickering of the threesome, and casually drank two bottles and became fluttering, and followed everyone into the house in a daze, took off his clothes, and soaked in the pool.
After a while, Ye Qiu also soaked in, there were not many people in the bathroom, steaming with steam, and no one paid attention, Tian Kai was not inside.
Generally, the layout of the leisure center is similar, change shoes at the door, take off clothes in the locker room, go to the rest hall from the other door after washing and changing the suit provided by the bathroom, come down and change back into your own clothes when you are done, and then check out at the door, put on your shoes, and leave.
Tian Kai walked in neatly without taking off his clothes, directly found the manager in the lounge, pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and asked, "Manager, do you have a young lady here?" ”
The manager, that is, the manager of the lounge, Yileng, whether this kid really doesn't understand or fake, looking for Miss is looking for Miss, I haven't seen such a direct question, it won't be an undercover agent of the Public Security Bureau, and he said with a cold face at the moment: "I'm sorry, we are a regular leisure center, no."
Tian Kaile, it's good if you don't have it, in case Huang Liang and Xu Mu have two * stick spirit insects on their brains, and they lose their virgin bodies, and they have to pay for it, it's too much of a loss, so I asked again uneasily: "Is there a health technician?" ”
The manager was upset because of a big deal, and waved his hand: "No!" ”
Tian Kai didn't give up, and asked again: "What about the opposite sex massage?" ”
"Nope!"
There's nothing, so how do you make money? Tian Kai said in his heart, now that the bathhouse has been changed to a leisure center, the rent of water and electricity, the wages of the staff, what do you say is that there is no way to make money by collecting bathing fees? And he asked, "What about wiping your back?"
"Nope"
"Well, this can be had"
"This is really nothing" The manager rolled his eyes and said, "Is there anything you don't know!" After saying that, he flashed into the room.
Tian Kai was speechless, ran back to the locker room and took off his clothes and jumped into the pool, a few people soaked for a while, they felt wrong, no one came to greet them for a long time, and asked, do you want to wipe your back?
Huang Liang rarely took the initiative to say, I'll ask, stood up from the water, shook the fat and went out, and after a while, he came back dejectedly: "My day, there is no master here to wipe his back today!" ”
"Why?" Tian Kai Yileng, the manager just now is really a real person, and if he says no, there will be no one.
"I don't know the specifics, it seems that because this afternoon, a man from the North Gate Xiaoduan came down to take a bath, and after it was over, he made a big fuss in the hall, saying that the back rubbing master rubbed the tattoo on his body, and asked the bathroom to give an explanation, and the back rubbing master beat him on the spot, and the gang also said that the compensation did not satisfy him, and whoever rubbed his back would beat whom, and he didn't know whether to beat the guest or the master, and the other masters were so scared that they didn't dare to rub their backs."
"I*, this is okay, no wonder a few men at the door stared at us when we came in, it is estimated that it was someone sent by Xiaoduan to make trouble" Xu Mu rolled his eyes and said to Tian Kai: "That's it, no one rubs it, I'll help you rub it, and then you help me rub it", Tian Kai said: "That's not good, you're taller than me, I'm at a loss." Xu Mu smiled lewdly: "Hehe, then I'll ask Huang Liang to help you rub it, and then you can help him rub it when it's over?" Tian Kai was suddenly petrified, "Brother Xu, look at what you said, what's wrong with my brother rubbing your back, I must rub it for you, I'll rub it for you, who won't let me rub it for you, who is in a hurry?"
Wang Cong'an wanted to cry without tears and formed a temporary partner with Huang Liang, and he came with a sentence when he was fine, "Boss Qiu, let Tang Xiaoshi rub it for you in a while."
Ye Qiu's long hair covered his eyes, thoughtfully, he stood up from the water violently, suppressed his anger and said, "I'll go out and have a look"! It's too much to deceive people, if you come out to mix, you have to be reasonable, just like that, people dare to say that they are hooligans, and they are simply embarrassed by hooligans, it is because of these black sheep that the broad masses of the people can't really accept the profession of hooligans, what Ye Qiu wants to prove is that hooligans also have quality and demeanor.
Xu Mu looked at Ye Qiu's angry (bare-assed) back, and exclaimed: "The boss is the boss, he limps and walks like this, my day, isn't it, Boss Qiu has a tattoo!" ”
The others took a look, sure enough, the classmate had been taking a bath with Ye Qiu for a long time, and after seeing each other honestly, he found out that he really had a tattoo Alas, Ye Qiu's waist was tattooed with an epiphany, layered, dense, and there were as many as seven layers of petals under the careful count, which were exquisite and picturesque, lifelike, and there seemed to be a "leaf" tattoo in the middle of the flower.
Tian Kaiqi said: "There are very few men tattooing a flower, and the tattoo with a surname is even rarer, could it be that Boss Ye is ......" stopped after selling a pass, his expression was arrogant, and he seemed to be waiting for others to say: "Please, Brother Liangtian, you are knowledgeable, well-informed, and the Tian family's news network is unparalleled in the world, just tell us."
Huang Liang kicked over and made a splash: "If you sell it again, I'll push you into the pool!" ”
Tian Kaiju was tight, he understood that Huang Liang was really likely to do it, and hurriedly continued: "Chinese history for thousands of years, dynastic changes, gunsmoke and war, rise and fall success or failure, no country has a history of more than a thousand years, but some families can be extended from generation to generation, thousands of years of inheritance, among which there are eight famous surnames, Fan, Hu, Miao, Tian, Shen, Ye, Tang, Bai, of which the first four surnames together are the four major families, and the last four surnames together are the four great families, all of which are inherited families, and their forces involve all walks of life in the military and government, not to mention that the rich can rival the country, But it can also affect the fortune of the country to a certain extent, Ye Qiu's tattoo may be the totem of the Ye family, a seven-layer epiphany, it is said that the higher the status, the more complex the figure, I guess, Ye Qiu may be the heir of the Ye family and a very high-status person in the Ye family."
Tang Xiaoshi was sleeping in the water, Huang Liang was flickered, and Wang Cong'an suddenly said: "No, Fan, Hu, Miao, Tian, it seems to be the four guards of Li Zicheng, the king of the Flying Fox in the Snow Mountain, you said last time that according to your family genealogy, you may be the seventeenth generation of Tian Guinong."
Xu Mu smiled weirdly: "Huang Liang, you press your four eyes into the water, I remember, he is a post from the cat pounce, I have also read that post, indeed, China is the existence of a family, although it cannot be seen on the surface, but it is indeed huge, inherited in the form of a family for thousands of years, the family is like an independent kingdom, with its own family rules, however, the post said that China may only be more famous Shen, Ye, Tang, Bai, Zhou, Wang Liujia, there used to be a very popular post on Tianya called "Zhou Gongzi vs. Yi Yeqing" , That Zhou Gongzi should be the heir of the Zhou family, the Fan, Hu, Miao, and Tian that the four eyes said must have been added by himself, and if he was not pressed into the water for a while, he would say that he was the heir of the Tian family. ”
There was an uproar, Tian Kai pressed the water, Huang Liang scolded, damn, why did you press you, what Fan, Hu, Miao, Tian, you might as well say Huang, Xu, Wang, Tian, how many times have I told you, I am the eleventh generation of Huang Feihong, my ancestral home is Foshan, Guangdong, and I have lived in Jingnan. Wang Cong'an thought with schadenfreude on the side, you are the heir of Huang Feihong's apprentice Pork Rong, at least in terms of size.
While frolicking, Ye Qiu came in again, followed by a bathing master, who really rubbed his back.
"Master, don't worry, everything has me, I'll give you ten times the salary when it's over, I don't believe it, this bunch of garbage really dares to be so lawless in Tangyi."
The back rubbing master was not very old, and there were still vague scars on his face, so he spat and said angrily: "His tattoo was obviously attached to the sticker, but I didn't pay attention to it at first in the afternoon, and it was softened by the water, and I rubbed it hard and fell off, and he faked it."
Everyone laughed when they heard it, the idiot was simply a fighter in the stupid *, a VIP in the second*, a fake and shoddy product with a sticker and dared to soak in the water, and suddenly heard a noise outside, and a male duck shouted: "I've spoken, I don't believe who really dares to rub his back......"
The face of the back-rubbing master changed greatly, and he trembled and said, "He, they are coming"
Ye Qiu's expression remained unchanged, he sat up from the platform, and said coldly: "Don't worry, everything has me, I will seek justice for you!" ”
I wanted a few of them to avoid it, but when I looked back, I was shocked that the few people who were still soaking in the pool just now "swished" were all gone.
At the moment when the voice of the male duck outside came, the *swing trio once again showed an amazing tacit understanding, and at the same time ran into the sauna and piggybacked Tang Xiaoshi and Tian Kai.
The male duck paced in unhurriedly, looked at Ye Qiu in surprise, and said, "It's you Derpy* who wants to rub his back?" Don't you know that my second dumb brother is not allowed to rub his back here today? ”
Ye Qiu lowered his head, not for the shape of the duck's voice, but really wanted to find a brick on the ground, what kind of person is this, the brain-dead version of the fat pig flow, the rural version of the killing code, even if you go into the bathhouse with your clothes, you can bear the red and green clothes in your hair, there is a strip of cloth in the middle of the jeans bought at a stall, and there is a photo under the words of the huge meteor shower printed on the tight T-shirt, the printing is quite poor, Ye Qiu thought it was Lei Feng at first, and after watching it for a long time, he knew that it was Daoming Temple, There were inferior studs on his ears, but there was a huge iron plate on his chest, and the whole person gave people the feeling that he was a migrant worker, dirty, disgusting, and an idiot, looking at him, Ye Qiu felt that Tang Xiaoshi seemed to be tasteful.
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In the sauna, the threesome of were posted at the door to listen, and Huang Liang whispered: "Boss Qiu is really, relying on himself to make trouble everywhere, even the people at the north gate dare to provoke, don't drag a few of us into the water, four eyes, look at Tang Xiaoshi, don't let him make a sound"
I didn't hear from Tian Kai for a long time, and when I looked back, the *Dang trio was collectively there.
Tang Xiaoshi, who drank the wine, steamed in the sauna, his skin showed a strange red, and at the position of the back waist, an epiphany slowly bloomed, which was very close to the tattoo on Ye Qiu's waist, dense, layered, lifelike, but bigger and more imposing than Ye Qiu's, in the middle was a big "Tang" character, reflecting the beads of sweat on the skin, and the epiphany seemed to come alive in the dim light!
What's more, the petals actually have nine layers.