Chapter 17: To Youth

Tang Song shook his head and said honestly: "I don't know." ”

The hostess said, "They're all scrambling to eat your tofu." ”

When Tang Song heard this, he couldn't help but be surprised, what happened when he ate his own tofu?

Blinking, Tang Song giggled and said, "It seems that I am going to open a tofu shop tomorrow, and my name will be Tofu Shih, how about inviting you to be the shopkeeper when the time comes?" ”

The hostess was overjoyed when she heard this, this is something in the words, the implication is that Tang Tang compared himself to Xi Shi, God, he was praised by the demon poet Tang Tang as Xi Shi, this is simply the rhythm of becoming a god.

"Really?" The hostess's face was excited.

Tang Song was about to answer, but he didn't think that Mi Qi'er on the side took the lead,

"What about me?" There was a hint of vinegar in his tone.

Tang Song couldn't help but be stunned, and then said: "You are responsible for eating!" ”

As soon as these words came out, the three of them laughed.

When Shen Meng'er saw this scene, she pointed to Tang Song on the computer and shouted, "What about me? As for me, I'm a foodie, a first-class foodie! ”

On the exchange platform, the topic of eating tofu is still being discussed. There are even computer experts who turned the photos of Tang and Song into the appearance of the tofu boss, which can be said to have won full praise on the communication platform. What's more, the production process of tofu has been released one by one.

For all this, Tang Song naturally didn't know.

The hostess said, "Next, let's move on to the next link." The editor of Shixian.com has collected some sharp topics from Tang Fan. Say the rules in advance, and you have to answer. ”

Tang Song nodded, "Of course, I have always believed in a sentence that builds other people's happiness on my own pain!" ”

The hostess said: "Tang Tang, I found that you are simply too humorous, and it is a great pity not to engage in the hosting industry." ”

Tang Song said: "No regrets, the key is that if I become the host, I'm afraid you won't even be able to afford tofu brains!" ”

The hostess quipped: "That's better, I can eat free tofu brains in your tofu shop every day!" ”

"Okay, okay, let's get down to business." The hostess hurriedly cut to the chase, "The first question is a topic that all Tang fans are concerned about, of course, including me." ”

The hostess was about to continue, but she didn't think that Tang Song would answer,

"You don't need to say it, I'll just say the answer, I'm a certified person!" As soon as Tang Song said this, the Tang fans who were watching the live broadcast were suddenly frightened.

The exchange platform began to churn like a surging river.

"What's the situation? Tang Tang actually got the certificate? ”

"I'm a mother, why didn't you give birth to me a few years earlier, ah, ah, mom - people are out of love!"

"Don't stop me, don't stop me, I'm going to jump off the building!"

"How can it be?"

"Tang Tang, do you accept the junior? I don't want anything for you! ”

“……”

Looking at the computer screen, Shen Meng'er instantly felt like she was about to collapse, is there a certificate? How can this be? God, I am your faithful believer, why, why do this to me?

At the interview scene, Michelle couldn't help but be stunned, he was actually married!

However, at this moment, Tang Song coughed and said, "Don't misunderstand, the certificate is a single certificate." ”

As soon as these words came out, the hostess and Michelle were instantly happy, and after a long time, he was teasing everyone.

This Tang Tang is simply hateful!

But why do you think he's so hatefully cute?

Brush Brush Brush!

On the communication platform, the information has exploded.

"Tang Tang, you're just too bad."

"My little heart can't take it anymore. You've turned too much, isn't it? ”

"Tang Tang, how can you tease me openly?"

"Tang Tang, people also have a single certificate, it's better for us to get individual certificates, my mother works in the Civil Affairs Bureau, it's very convenient!"

“……”

Shen Meng'er looked at the computer screen, her chest kept beating, "You Tang Tang, you actually teased me." It's so damnable, it should be spanked......"

The hostess collected her thoughts and asked again: "Second question, what is the most shameless thing you have ever done?" ”

I'll go, it's all right!

Tang Song suddenly had a feeling of collapse, "Can you not answer this?" ”

The hostess and Mi Qier said in unison: "No! ”

Tang Song shook his head helplessly and said, "Okay, the most shameless thing I did was that with my handsome face, I brushed the bus eighteen times in one day, and I succeeded again and again!" ”

The hostess looked at the divine reply on the communication platform, and said with a smile: "Tang Tang, everyone wants to know, how did you do it?" It just so happens that I can give it a try next time. ”

Tang Song looked very proud, "This is very simple, you just put the bus card on your face." ”

The hostess and Mi Qier, who were looking forward to it, suddenly had a trace of anger in their eyes. Okay, you've been tricked again!

Immediately afterwards, Tang Song was asked a lot of sharp questions, but Tang and Song answered them one by one with sharper words.

At this moment, Shen Meng'er in front of the computer was already laughing.

"It's so funny, this Tang Tang is simply tailor-made for me......" Shen Meng'er suddenly thought of something, so she took out her mobile phone and sent a text message.

At the same time, the communication platform was instantly shrouded in countless information.

"Sing, sing!"

"Tang Tang, we want to listen to you sing!"

"Tang Tang, let's have a song!"

"Let's have a song, let's have a ......"

Looking at the information on the screen, the hostess smiled, then looked at Tang Song, and said, "Tang Tang, now Tang fans are strongly inviting you to sing a song." ”

"Huh? Singing a song? Tang Song had a frightened expression on his face, "No, no, it's too difficult." This costs money to listen to other people's singing, and listening to me sing will be deadly! ”

Mi Qier said: "It's okay, we like to listen to this terrible song!" ”

Hostess: "Yes, let's get started, we're all set." ”

Tang Song was puzzled: "Really come?" ”

Miki nodded to the hostess.

"Well, since that's the case, then I'm not afraid of boiling water. If you have a bad heart, please cover your ears in advance, and if you have children's shoes, please cover your children's ears! ”

"Let's sing "To Youth"!"

His unruly face looked like it was getting late.

Her washed hair was like a flame in her heart.

……

Crazy, tired, painful

human comedy,

Laughed, shouted, and left

Youth is bizarre

Miqier couldn't control her emotions anymore, thinking back to the youth she had passed, and tears even appeared in her eyes.

The hostess also felt a lot.

On the exchange platform, there was once again a craze.

"Is this a deadly rhythm? This song is even better than the songs of first-line singers! ”

"Tang Tang, I'm crying from you. My youth, the special years are really a pig-killing knife. ”

"Wait, have you noticed a problem, no one seems to have sung this song."

"Yes, I'll go search for it right away."

"Oh my God, is this song said to be original by Tang Tang?"

"It must be original by Tang Tang, and there is no information on the Internet."

"I'm a god, what kind of reincarnation is Tang Tang, who can write poems and songs, and let people live?"

"Tang Tang, you are so talented, can your mother make it?"

“……”

At this time, Xiao Xue, looking at the big screen, couldn't help but feel sad. Taking a deep breath, he pushed open the door and prepared to go to the bathroom.

However, in the corridor, he suddenly spotted a familiar figure.

Why is it so familiar?

"Uncle, why are you here?" As soon as Xiao Xue said this, she couldn't help but regret it. He is Tang Song's father, why can't he come.

Tang Dazhi was thinking about the sketch actor in the corridor, when he was interrupted, and when he wanted to get angry, he couldn't help but widen his eyes.

Prospective daughter-in-law!

"Daughter-in-law, no, no, it's wrong, it's wrong." Tang Dazhi hurriedly changed his words and said, "Why are you here?" ”

Xiao Xue is also in a cold sweat, daughter-in-law, what's the situation?

"Well, uncle, I work here."

Tang Dazhi sighed, "Look at my brain, Tang Song told me many times, but I forgot it." Well, how are you doing? Where have we been??? ”

Xiao Xue: "......"

Xiao Xue discovered that two and a half of Tang Dazhi's three sentences were inseparable from his daughter-in-law. In other words, even if you are willing, is your son willing?

So Xiao Xue hurriedly began to change the topic: "Uncle, why didn't you go to the interview site?" ”

Tang Dazhi's expression changed instantly, "Instead of going to the scene to watch them put on a show, it's better to be quiet and quiet in the corridor!" ”

Hearing this, Xiao Xue was taken aback, "Show? ”

Tang Dazhi said: "Why, do you really think that there is a demon who speaks into poetry?" Others don't know, but as an employee of the company, don't you know? Honestly, how many people behind your company are helping him create? ”

"Look, I'm right. Your expression betrays you. ”

"Don't worry, I know the rules in this circle, besides, what is our relationship. I'm sure I'm not going to talk nonsense. ”

Xiao Xue's brain is not enough.

God code situation?

Can anyone explain this to me?

Is there such a father in this world? Do you have such an evaluation of your son?

"Uncle, are you sure you're talking from your heart, not joking with me?" After a long time, Xiao Xue squeezed out such a sentence.

"Of course, what I'm Tang Dazhi is telling the truth from my heart."

Xiao Xue began to defend Tang Song, she felt that Tang Dazhi was too prejudiced against Tang Song.

If you let this Tang Dazhi know that the demon poet in the mouth of the crowd is his son, I don't know if he will say that.

"Uncle, I can't control what you say, but I believe in my eyes, his talent is indeed incomparable, and in the Qingming Poetry Competition, he overwhelmed the judges and became the focus of everyone's attention. And his fans have exceeded 100,000 people. ”

"It is no exaggeration to say that he is a rare talent in the poetry world for a thousand years."

"I don't know what conflicts there are between your father and son, but I think Tang Song still respects you very much. Just now, he sang "To Youth", you can listen to it. Perhaps, your attitude towards him will change! ”

Hearing this, Tang Dazhi was a little confused. What's wrong with his prospective daughter-in-law, she is obviously talking about that demon poet, how can she talk about it, and it will come to her son?

"What is it, Xiao Xue, the relationship between our father and son, that is carrying. It couldn't be better. Tang Dazhi blinked his eyes and said word by word.

Xiao Xue said with a questioning tone: "Then why do you say that your son, there is someone behind him to help him create." Why don't you believe in his true talent? ”

Tang Dazhi's brain was a little insufficient, "Wait, what do you mean?" Could it be that the demon poet is the Tang and Song dynasties!! ”