Chapter 16: Tang Tang, I want to eat your tofu

The next day, at 10 o'clock, on the bus!

Tang Dazhi really can't stand it, is this so godly? also opened his mouth into chapters, and his exports became poems, and at first glance it was a black-box manipulation, and he had seen a lot of such situations.

"Impossible, how can there be such a demon in this world." On the bus, Tang Dazhi began to express his opinions.

"Director Tang, this is a real thing, this Tang Tang is on fire now. Don't you know, even the vice president of the Poetry Association was scolded by him with a song "Dead Water" and almost fainted! ”

Xiao Cai immediately began to recite the song "Dead Water" in the car.

"How about Director Tang, isn't it very domineering?"

Tang Dazhi smiled faintly, "You mean, he came to this poem as soon as he opened his mouth?" ”

"That's right!"

"It must have been written in advance and he memorized it. These days, you can't do anything with money. According to you, I'm sure it must have been a well-planned hype! Tang Dazhi's tone was extremely affirmative.

"Impossible!"

"Yes, it can't be!"

"Director Tang, I dare to guarantee the ticket, this time you will definitely lose!"

"Director Tang, can this poem be written by a large number of people? I think it has to do with talent. You see, "Silent Night Thoughts" has set off a wave of 'homesickness' on the Internet. The sentence "Near Wine" is born to be useful, and the daughter will come back when she is gone. How many people have said their true words. The song "Jiangchengzi", in less than three hours, was directly topped by Tang fans. At the scene of the poetry competition, the ancient poems "Untitled" and "The Wanderer's Yin", the modern poems "To the Oak Tree", "Oh, Mother", "Dead Water", and the masterpiece "Peeping Man in the Cup", all of which can be called masterpieces. Director Tang, I'll give you a team of 100 people, can you create such a masterpiece? ”

Tang Dazhi smiled coldly, "Young man, you are still too young. I've been mixing in the screenwriter circle before, let me tell you this, those extremely popular TV series are actually all kinds of plagiarism, just take Yu Da, the screenwriter in the circle, nine out of ten works have been accused of plagiarism...... So, don't be blinded by what you see, but look with your heart! ”

"I won't reason with you Director Tang, you, stubborn!"

"Director Tang, I advise you not to say that Tang Tang is bad when you get out of the car, otherwise, I dare to guarantee that Tang Fan will eat you."

The scene of the 'poet face-to-face' interview held by Shixian.com.

The hostess has already adjusted the equipment and is ready for the final preparations. At this time, Xiao Xue was chatting with Tang Song and Mi Qier in the room.

said it was a chat, but it was actually telling them some details.

"I said Editor-in-Chief Xiao, you have said this a hundred times, listen to it again, I'm afraid that not only my ears will be calloused, but my breasts will also have to become bigger!" As soon as Tang Song said this, Mi Qi'er and Xiao Xue were stunned for a moment, and then they burst out laughing.

Although Xiao Xue was laughing, a thought arose in her heart, what did he mean, was he implying that his breasts were small?

"It's almost time. Let's go inside! Xiao Xue said.

Filming scene.

For this kind of shooting, Tang Dazhi is not interested in it at all, an exclusive interview, and it does not involve professional skills, so he should find a quiet place to ponder the cast of the sketch.

Thinking of this, Tang Dazhi left.

However, after Tang Dazhi left, in less than a minute, Tang Song and Mi Qi'er appeared.

The hostess first made a polite opening remark, and then began to conduct an exclusive interview with Tang and Song first.

Hostess: "Dear Tang Tang, please allow me to call you that, in fact, I am also a real Tang fan." Many Tang fans want to know, where does the source of your creation come from? ”

Tang Song smiled faintly and said very modestly: "What is the source of creation, don't be so profound, in fact, I am just interested in words." Usually scribbling and drawing, it's just a whim! ”

The hostess couldn't help but be stunned, this Tang Tang really spoke amazingly, when he interviewed other poets, he usually said something very elegant, but he obviously lowered his identity. It's kind of interesting!

Mi Qi'er on the side couldn't help but be stunned, but after thinking about it carefully, he was right. The reason why I write my own poems is that I am attracted by the charm of words. But why did it come to his lips so simply and casually?

Scribbling, drawing, and drawing on a whim???? God, if his works are all written and painted, then will other poets live? These seemingly ordinary and simple words, after thinking about it deeply, really responded to his poem - I am born to be useful, and my daughter will come back when she is gone.

On the platform for face-to-face interviews and exchanges of poets, it has been boiling at this time.

"After watching so many interviews, today I finally saw the truth! Tang Tang, I love you, our whole family loves you! ”

"Tang Tang, domineering, too domineering, I hate those pedants the most!"

"Tang Tang, why are you so cute, why are your words always so incisive. If we were all like you to tell the truth and tell the truth, then our Huaxia Kingdom would have become prosperous a long time ago! ”

“……”

Immediately afterwards, the hostess asked some questions that were not painful or itchy, and Tang Song naturally answered with ease.

Hostess: "Two poets, what about the following link, it is a scene that many Tang fans and rice fans are looking forward to, that is, the poetry challenge competition, the rules are very simple, I will come out with some sentences of the works of famous poets in history, and you will answer the next sentence......

After clarifying the rules, the hostess set her sights on Tang Song and Mi Qi'er, and said, "Two poets, which of you will come first?" ”

Tang Song smiled and said modestly: "Beauty - priority!" ”

Miqier didn't give in anymore and was ready to answer the question.

Hostess: "Talented poet, your set of questions are all works of Tao Yuanming, a famous poet in the Wei and Jin dynasties." Please listen to the question. ”

"Birds Love the Old Forest"

Mickey: "Pond Fish Misses the Past"

Hostess: "Planting Beans South Mountain"

Mi Qier: "The grass is full of beans and sprouts"

Hostess: "Married in the Human Realm"

Miqier thought for a moment: "And there is no car"

I have to say that Michelle's poetry accumulation is still very good, and she answered more than 20 sentences in a row, and there was no problem.

Even Tang and Song gave a thumbs up.

On the communication platform, the screen has begun to be swiped.

"As a rice noodle, I'm also drunk. A talented poet, his strength is really flying. ”

"There should be applause here."

"Oh my God, it's better than not knowing, this comparison is shocking, no wonder people are called talented poets, it turns out, there is so much ink in this belly. Admire. ”

"Rice fans, seeing this scene, are you proud, proud?"

"Rice noodles, squander the big knife and make the flowers crazier!"

However, when the hostess answered the thirty-second sentence, Miqier seemed to be unable to answer.

"Good talents do not hide in the world."

Mi Qi'er looked thoughtful, but in the end, she didn't remember, "Host, you can reveal the answer." ”

The hostess praised: "Sure enough, she deserves to be a talented poet, she can receive so many poems in one breath, the little woman is really sorry for herself." ”

After the hostess praised Mi Qier, she looked at Tang Song and said, "Tang Tang, do you know? ”

Tang Song smiled, "The next sentence should be how cheap and poor the rivers and lakes are."

The hostess said, "The answer is correct. ”

communication platform.

"Domineering, as soon as Tang Tang opened his mouth, he knew if there was one."

"Haha, now it's Tang Tang's turn to answer the question, I'm looking forward to it."

"I don't know how many questions Tang Tang can answer, can he surpass Mi Qi'er!"

“……”

The hostess set her eyes on Tang Song, smiled, and said, "Tang Tang, now it's your turn." This set of questions is about the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest during the Three Kingdoms period. ”

"Excuse me, who are the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest?"

Tang Song replied directly: "Ji Kang, Ruan Ji, Shan Tao, Xiang Xiu, Liu Ling, Wang Rong, Ruan Xian." ”

Hostess: "Can't sleep at night"

Tang and Song Dynasties: "Sit up and play the piano"

Hostess: "Lonely Hung Outfield"

Tang and Song Dynasties: "Flying Birds Singing in the North Forest"

Hostess: "Zifei Prince Jin"

Tang Song: "Who can always be beautiful." ”

“……”

Mi Qi'er was already stunned, the name of this demon poet really didn't come from the wind, and she answered more than 30 sentences, and she was already powerless. But so far, he has answered forty sentences, and he still has a calm appearance, his strength is simply too perverted!

Exchange platform!

"Beautiful, I knew that Tang Tang would not disappoint Tang fans."

"Domineering, I used to think it was enjoyable to watch celebrity concerts, but now I think it's even more enjoyable to watch Tang Tang recite poems!"

"Demon, Tang Tang is definitely a demon that is rare in a thousand years!"

"The slave family has decided, if you look for a man in the future, you must be able to memorize and write poems, otherwise, you will be a billionaire, and you will not look for it!"

"Oh my God, it turns out that men who can write poetry are the most attractive."

"Tang Tang, how did you do it?"

In front of the computer, Shen Meng'er watched the live broadcast on the Miku video network, and watched every message on the communication platform, which was fun.

"The male god that I Shen Meng'er has a crush on is just different, Momada!"

"Oh my God, Tang Tang has already answered seventy questions."

"Wait, it's more than seventy, it's over, my math skills are not enough."

"Oh my God, look, the host's answer sheet seems to have run out."

"I'm going, Tang Tang is really against the rhythm of the sky!"

“……”

At the scene, the hostess was completely drunk, with a look of adoration, this was the first time she had encountered this situation in her eight years of hosting.

"Tang Tang, you are the first person who has made me messy in the eight years I have been engaged in hosting. The question bank we prepared was answered by you. By the way, what's in your head? The hostess said half-jokingly.

Tang Song smiled, pointed to his head, and said, "Tofu brain, pure crushed tofu brain!" ”

The hostess and Michelle immediately covered their mouths and laughed.

communication platform.

"Tang Tang, I want to eat tofu brain."

"Which tofu is stronger, Shixian Network is looking for Tang Tang."

"Tang Tang, I want to eat your tofu brain!"

"Tang Tang, I want to eat your tofu"

Flutter!

Shen Meng'er in front of the computer desk laughed at this comment, but then began to tap on the keyboard.

"Tang Tang's tofu, I am only allowed to eat it alone, and no one can rob me!"

The hostess looked at the information on the communication platform, held back a smile, stared at Tang Tu and said, "Tang Tang, do you know what is being discussed on the communication platform now?" ”