38. Rub your back

In the bathroom of a leisure center, there is a strange picture, a long-haired man with a full-body* and an epiphany tattoo on his back sits on the massage table with his head bowed, silent, but his eyes are constantly roaming on the ground, as if he has been looking for something.

Whenever I see someone pretending to be b, my brother silently lowers his head, not because my brother's cultivation is good, but because my brother is looking for bricks.

Obviously, the male duck throat is a person who loves to pretend to be *, and even thinks that pretending to be * is a career, and he pretends to be conscientious all the time, and the scientific name of the second duke is Da Gaowei, but the long has nothing to do with the tall and majestic shore, the thin body, even the chin is sunken in, the eyes are flashing, and the beard at the corner of the mouth can still be sharply propped up, looking like a mouse wandering the street.

There is a reason for Da Gaowei to call the second stay, he is one of the four famous neuropathies in the county, called the big fool, usually looks like a normal person, will he be sick at a critical moment, what is the critical moment, to take the simplest example, a real estate company took a fancy to the big fool's house, wanted to demolish the entire new community, the people of the demolition office ran to the second stay house countless times, the second stay is not to let go, the people of the demolition office are not recruited, please come forward to the third boss of the Duanmu family in the west gate, and say to the second stay, you can take some money and go, Don't open your mouth, otherwise you want to look good, the second stay was cowardly at the time, although he was mixed with the North Gate Xiaoduan, but it was just a little little brother, let him go against the bamboo three of the Duanmu family, give him a few dares and don't dare, at this time it was the critical moment for the second stay his father to go out, the big stay didn't do anything, just wear a pair of underwear on the night in the summer and then don't pin a kitchen knife on the construction site that the developer has developed, turn every day, look at the wolf, look at the people and stare at him for a long time, the people on the construction site are gone, I wanted to beat him, got closer, and hung a hard book on my neck with a red thread, and wrote the words "murder is not illegal" with a brush on the back of the book "Qualification Certificate for Mentally Ill Patients", and the workers suddenly wilted, and stayed in the construction site of hundreds of people as if they were in a no-man's land, turning every day and night, and sharpening knives, and a construction site worker couldn't sleep well, and ran to tell the boss that this job could not be done, who knew that he was waiting for us to fall asleep that day, and cut the neck one by one, and finally the developer boss admitted it and lost a lot of money to his family.

With his father's words and deeds and excellent genes, when Da Gaowei debuted, others called him a second fool, others were puzzled, but he didn't care, and said in a heartfelt way: "What's wrong with mental illness, I have mental illness, mental illness kills people is not illegal, understand"? As he spoke, his nostrils turned to the sky, with a look of disdain, he took out a hardcover book from his pocket, as well as a psychiatric certificate issued by the community, and threw it on the table, his eyes were full of contempt for the interrogator and the infinite conceit of being mentally ill, as for whether his family was an ancestral schizophrenia at a critical moment, no one could tell.

Getting back to the point, the second dude walked slowly in front of Ye Qiu with figure-eight steps, explaining that he was indeed walking slowly not because of pretending to be *, but because the floor in the bathroom was too slippery, and he didn't dare to walk fast for fear of falling.

"It's you who want to rub your back, I said it, you won't be allowed to rub your back here today, do you know who I am? I'm a second stay."

As he spoke, he nodded towards Ye Qiu's head with his hand, and the few followers who were in the second place didn't realize the seriousness of the problem at all, and they were laughing and watching the excitement.

Who is Erdu? The little little brother of the North Gate Xiaoduan, a schizophrenic patient, a character who kills people and does not break the law, bullying a young man who doesn't know the rules of the rivers and lakes, is not the same as playing.

Sure enough, it was the same as playing, but the objects of play were exchanged, Ye Qiu grabbed Erdu's fingers, and strained slightly, "Ouch, it hurts, stop, *damn, stop," A sharp pain spread from his fingers to his brain, his calves were weak, and he squatted down involuntarily, and after reacting, he scolded: "You still don't fucking let go, do you know who Lao Tzu is?" Lao Tzu is stupid, Lao Tzu is mixed with Duan Qi! You guys haven't come over to help yet."

A few followers reflected at this time, and slowly outflanked the past (because of the slippery ground), but Ye Qiu still lowered his head and looked for it on the ground, mother, why is it so difficult to find a brick, it is easy to see a thing.

At this time, Xiao Duan was standing at the door of the bathroom, he happened to see all the passing, why did Xiao Duan appear here, I have to say from the beginning, Tang Xiaoshi led the ninth class to beat Li Guoqiang's fourth class, Ah Kun saw it in his eyes, and felt that this was a good opportunity, think about it, the ninth class has completed the fourth class, if the second (1) class of high school where he is in has completed the ninth class, it is not equivalent to saying that he has won the fourth class, that is, he has won Li Guoqiang, but Ah Kun is a little afraid of Ye Qiu, the heads-up king of the first class, so he called Xiao Duan, Let Xiao Duan come forward to get the 16th, persuade or conquest, conquer by force, anyway, as long as the 16th releases the water, he has the confidence to win the ninth class, just imagine, with the momentum of sweeping the king's nine classes, in the future, the brotherhood will not want the wind in the first middle school, it will rain and rain, and it will be much easier to put away the little brother, and the people in the east gate can be overwhelmed in all directions within the scope of the first middle school, and the small section thinks it makes sense, just a little brother called and said that he saw the 16th, Xiao Duan thought that he had sent someone to find trouble with the poisonous snake (there was a poisonous snake at the south gate of a leisure center, and the poisonous snake ran away, Xiao Duan wanted to take this opportunity to expand his strength into the south gate, and a leisure center was just a stepping stone, and the poisonous snake was no longer there, and the rose could not be covered, and it was a coincidence that a group of them also entered a leisure center on the 16th), so he came over to take a look, and then saw a scene that shocked him.

By the way, this scene is bloody, violent, not suitable for children, and there is also a dew point.

Ye Qiu held Erdu's fingers with his left hand, and threw the towel blocking * with his right hand, (to promote a harmonious society, Ye Qiu used the towel to block the * when he sat on the platform), and stood up from the platform.

Erdu saw that his accomplices were outflanked, and just wanted to stand up, he suddenly felt that the sharp pain in his hand had decreased slightly, and then there was a violent impact on his stomach, and when he looked down, Ye Qiu's 43-yard big foot was stopping on his stomach, and then the whole person slid backwards in a semi-kneeling posture, sliding on the slippery ground for a while, and hit under a shower canopy with a "bang", Erdu was really schizophrenic at this moment, on the one hand, he sensed the severe pain in the place where he was beaten, but the other consciousness didn't feel any pain at all, From a bystander's point of view, watching himself being beaten as if watching a movie, and it was in slow motion, maybe this is the out-of-body spirit in fantasy novels, Ye Qiu's kick kicked his spirit apart alive, sharp, right?

The sharp one was still behind, and a follower just rushed to the front when he saw a white shadow flying towards him, just covering his face, wet with temperature and a salty smell (Ye Qiu has been wrapping the towel around his crotch, salty is sweat?). Just figure it out for yourself what is fishy), and when he quickly took off the towel, he was dumbfounded, it was a kung fu of picking up a towel, and he fell down two more.

The first one to fall down was the fastest to rush, Ye Qiu kicked and flew away, he just ran to him, and kicked it through like a reflex, the target was Ye Qiu's chest, this guy can be regarded as having practiced, what taekwondo karate Shaolin Temple class has reported a lot, and he can kick people's chests with any kick, but what, this buddy's mind must not have been practiced, he forgot a very important part of the art of war, the location is good, this is not an ordinary ground, this is a bathroom, the ground is slippery and slippery, And even more unfortunately, there was a small piece of soap under his feet, Ye Qiu's right hand was lightly raised, and he didn't exert much force, so this guy kept his left foot high and slid all the way, and fell on the back rubbing platform behind Ye Qiu.

At this time, the second dead runner also arrived, this guy belongs to the legendary lewd stream, that is, the fight never assaults from the front, he secretly went around Ye Qiu's side, and grabbed Ye Qiu's flowing long hair, the brothers who often fight know that a long flowing hair is really a nightmare in a group fight, grabbed the other party's hair, and pulled it hard, the other party's little face was completely exposed to the firepower, besides, If you catch the opponent's hair, you will first put yourself in an invincible position that can be attacked, retreated, and defended, even if the strength is slightly inferior to the opponent, you can let go in time and run away, but this is just a general rule, for Ye Qiu, a master of this rank who has summed up experience from actual combat since childhood, this trick is no longer good, Ye Qiu will not let the opponent have a chance to catch his hair, he bowed his head sharply, and quickly picked up something from the ground.

Whenever I see someone pretending to be b, my brother silently lowers his head, not because my brother's cultivation is good, but because my brother is looking for bricks.

The fingers stretched out by the second dead runner were only 0.01 cm away from Ye Qiu's long flowing hair, he could even feel the slippery of Ye Qiu's long hair, he could even feel that Ye Qiu must be using a delicate shampoo, Rejoicing - this is so confident, activated, heartbeat, Rejoicing, and then he saw a large bottle of Reoween shampoo smashed towards him, not a brick, better than a brick, he should be the first person in the Tangyi rivers and lakes to be smashed by a shampoo bottle The eyehair Venus had a long nosebleed.

The man with a towel face saw that the three companions who were stronger than him had lost their combat effectiveness in an instant, and immediately stood still, his eyes were full of entanglements, fight, can't beat, run, I'm afraid I can't run away, suddenly saw Ye Qiu Nunu's mouth, the towel man was blessed to the heart, and said: "I understand!" He got into the pool and got into the pool with his clothes on.

Ye Qiu smiled, smiled slowly, and said to the remaining nosebleed man and Kadan man: "A hooligan is a hooligan, a blind stream is a blind stream, a hooligan is not a blind stream, a blind stream is not a hooligan, if a hooligan has no culture, he is not a hooligan, he is a blind stream, he understands, do you understand?" ”

The nosebleed man and the card man looked at each other, nodded firmly, "We understand", and jumped into the pool together.

Ye Qiu nodded, and said loudly: "The hooligans know martial arts, and no one can stop them; The hooligan is cultured, and he is not afraid of provoking anyone", walked in front of the second dull who was lying and pretended to be dead, and reached out to turn on the cold water switch to the maximum.

The cold water said that the second stay was drenched through, and there was a naked ** man standing next to him, the scene looked extremely weird under the dim light, and the second person didn't dare to schizophrenia anymore, holding his stomach and slowly getting up and saying, "I also understand", saying, walking towards the pool.

Ye Qiu stopped him, "Didn't you let people rub their backs?" Okay, I'll let you rub my back now" said, without looking at it or looking at the two stunned eyes, the big horse sat down in the pool, and looked at the towel-covered face man who was soaking in the pool in his clothes with a smile, the hurdle card man and the reluctance nosebleed man.

There was a burst of applause at the door of the bathroom, and a long and jade figure walked in: "Amazing, amazing, admire, admire, how about I help you rub your back?" ”