You Jump, I Jump (2nd Edition)

This reminds me of the story of when I was in the White Horse Temple Mental Hospital. At that time, I was not married, and Dr. Liu introduced me to a partner, she was my personal nurse, Bai Yushuang, Bai Nurse.

Under the mediation of Dr. Liu, I became closer and closer to Nurse Bai, she is a member of the Communist Youth League, she is in the hospital, she is in charge of the archives, she has always dreamed of marrying me, going back to the city with me, going back to Luoyang, to be a writer, in fact, seriously, I am also a writer, so I am prone to mental illness, I have that foreign money, there is that spare time to come to the White Horse Temple Psychiatric Hospital to be hospitalized, come to the White Horse Temple Psychiatric Hospital for treatment.

Nurse Bai and I were in love and in love, which attracted the jealousy of Wang Xiaoyu and Nurse Wang. That woman is a very smart woman, that woman is a very capable woman, she likes to study economics, she likes to learn from the old man credit union director, she likes to spend money to do things.

She promised the sickly: "If you do something for me, you will be rewarded with a dime after the deed is done." ”

So, she gave me some physical gains, and knocked down Nurse Bai Yushuang, who was my original partner. One night, after I fell asleep after taking psychiatric drugs, she shamelessly pressed my chest and pressed against my body, and stole me for a night......

The next day, as soon as the morning dawned, after I washed up in the bathroom, I walked to her (Wang Xiaoyu), and each patient number was lined up in the flower hall, and said the same sentence to me: "Mao Binglei, Yu Tian." "Mao Binglei, Yu Tian." "Mao Binglei, Yu Tian." And Wang Xiaoyu stood at the end of the line in a daze, standing at the door of the iron railing, smiling at me proudly.

At this time, Nurse Bai was sitting on the wooden chair near the window in the flower hall, pinching her fingers, and calculating Wang Xiaoyu. I knew that Wang Xiaoyu should be unlucky. I smiled slightly at Wang Xiaoyu: "You jump, I jump." You jump, I jump too. "It means that if you become a female ghost, I will accompany you.

Sure enough, after each patient number said: "Mao Binglei, Yu Tian." After this sentence, they surrounded Wang Xiaoyu and Nurse Wang. asked her for money, and even touched her pocket unruly, taking advantage of some small advantages, and repeatedly said: "Nurse Wang, give more, give more." And she was so anxious that she said, "No, no, really no." ”

Later, everyone said that Wang Xiaoyu had to play the guitar, and Mao Binglei had to dance the crotch dance. For this reason, Nurse Bai didn't know where she got the ability to get a guitar for Wang Xiaoyu. Nurse Bai has no ability to do other things, but she has a lot of ability to do this.

That afternoon, Wang Xiaoyu, a nurse playing the guitar, seemed to be very satisfied, and said, "I always feel cheap." At this time, I wore relatively wide jeans, danced the crotch dance, and sang the song "In Another Country". When I sang, "You can't help it, cry!" When this lyric was written, Wang Xiaoyu was playing the guitar, his gestures were also correct, and he was wearing a nurse's uniform, looking very cool. After the song was played, she asked me, "Why are you so good to me?" I said to her, "You jump, I will jump too." ”